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Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Mon 1 Sep 2008 - 9:43

The night before, the operatives (and some other extras) happen to visit a bar the handlers used to visit. Unexpectedly, some strange events were occurring after the operatives got themselves smelling like alcohol.

Today is a new day--Tuesday--a sunny morning in the Social Welfare Agency


*FLUSH*

Frederick: ...what a rough night... *pauses* did I do something back then? I did remember I enter the bar and all...

Frederick felt a slight 'tinge' in his stomach and his head and eventually decided to return to the toilet and start releasing them all.

Frederick: Oh SH-! *runs to the toilet*

*FLUSH*

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Tue 2 Sep 2008 - 6:45

"Uuughh..."

Muffin wakes up groggy and finds herself in her own bed.

Upon waking up, the first thing she noticed were these two things:

1. Her throat hurt like hell.

2. She was starving.

She wipes the drool from the side of her mouth and sluggish sits herself up. After glaring at the wall for a while blankly, she rubs her face.

"What the hell happened..."

Tired as hell and unable to recall anything, Muffin just wanted go back to sleep, but sudden nausea stops her from doing so. Groaning, she flops out of her bed and heads for the toilet.

"Ugh... my stomach"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Awinnell on Tue 2 Sep 2008 - 8:09

have you ever noticed, when drunk/hungover, that when the room spins one way its fine but as soon as it starts to spin the other......................

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Tue 2 Sep 2008 - 10:24

OOC: lol I never had a hangover so far despite downing some pretty nasty drinks. At most, I have a slight headache.

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IC: Henrietta groans. My head... The last thing she remembered was seeing the floor coming at her upside-down. Before that...

Giuseppe...


Giuseppe groans. He feels hotter and heavier than usual down his waist. Like there was a fleshy weight resting on him.

Huh?

He lifts the covers-

"What?" Jess, Jessica's boyish persona, grumpily demands.

Giuseppe screams.


The doors of his room's closet creak open to reveal a rumpled but refreshed Rolito. The OpFor can pick doorknobs and hack AS security systems, but no one thinks to look in the closet...

"Au au!"

"Thanks for the news, Hanyuu-tan..."
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Tue 2 Sep 2008 - 11:21

Never had a hangover either^^;

But anyway...lets get the chaos going

Triela woke up in a daze, unsure of where she is but is sure that she is alive. She looks around in a spin, search for signs of her teddies and...

Triela: ...this. is. NOT. my. room.

She sees a computer nearby and a weapon rack hanging not far from the door. She recognized them, but she mostly recognized one weapon:

Triela: ...that is an StG 44...

Her head snaps

Triela :ZOMGWTFWTH!!!!!!!! *rans outside next door*

She slams the door open

Triela: MUFFIN!! HOW THE--WHAT THE--WHAT THE WHAT--*stops* HOW DID I END UP IN FREDERICK'S ROOM????????

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Wed 3 Sep 2008 - 4:55

"Breakfast is served!"

Atsuko Aoko, wearing a Kiss-The-Cook apron, beams at the newspaper obscuring Rolito's face, the nauseated Giuseppe, the grumpy Jess and the lavender-haired girl with the puppy dog ears on top of her mussed mane.

"Itadakimasu..."

A mug of cafe mocha disappears behind the newspaper. Seppe stares at his coffee cup. Jess downs a glass of juice, which Atsuko refills. Hanyuu laps up cold chocolate milk.

"Nasty night?" Aoko asks as she refills Jess's glass.

"Were't you there?" Rolito inquired from behind the newspaper.

"May~be~..."

"... liar..."


"Excuse me," Henrietta asked the girls at the breakfast table, "But has anyone seen Triela?"

"MUFFIN!! HOW THE--WHAT THE--WHAT THE WHAT--*stops* HOW DID I END UP IN FREDERICK'S ROOM????????"

"Oh. Okay."
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Wed 3 Sep 2008 - 5:35

OOC:
What is Triela wearing?
Muffin is wearing jungle camo pajamas. (Pajamas with a camo pattern).

IC:

"Eh?"

Muffin simply rubs her eyes, too dazed and exhausted to bother comprehending what was going on. All she knew right now was that she was starving and that she needed to take a shit. She pokes Triela in the chest.

"I dunnoo, you tell me. Maybeh Frederick made you preggers"

Squeezing past Triela, she heads to the nearest toilet, only to find it occupied. Muffin bangs hers fists on the door with frustration. She tries to remember where the other toilets are located but fails. Whirling around, window she presses her face against the window and looks outside, anything to take her mind off pooping. Nothing of interest... all she could see are bushes.

Bushes...

Muffin slams the window open and jumps outside into the foliage. Making good use of her camouflaged pajamas, she proceeds to take a dump.

Frowning, she rubs her throat.

"Why does my throat hurt? Its like I got... never mind."

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Wed 3 Sep 2008 - 11:59

OOC:

Oh yeah...Triela's probably dressed in a night gown


Triela's head spins, her eyes blurred and her urge to barf grew.

Triela: ...Scheisse!!!! *runs to the closest toilet*

Triela: FREDERICK OPEN UP!! YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBLE IF I GET 'IT' LIKE WHAT MUFFIN SAID!! OPEN UP FREDERICK! OPEN UP!!

The door opens and out came...

Claes: ...did you say something about doing it with Frederick and having it...?

Triela: 0_0

Claes: HOT STUFF!!! *runs away*

Meanwhile, Frederick JUST walked out of the toilet and decided to go outside for a heave of fresh air when...

Frederick: What's the smell...?

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Wed 3 Sep 2008 - 23:10

Henrietta blushes at Muffin's suggestion. Triela? Pregnant?

Then envy hit. I can never have a baby...

*sniffle sniffle sniffle*

Jose stares at his very disappointed ward. "Uh... Henrietta?"

"BAAAAAAWWW!!!"

"Did she get drunk?" the startled Jose asks the girls present.


Rolito reviews the day's schedule. "Meet with Padania at nine thirty... lunch at 12... paperwork from two to five..."

"I can't believe you snuck into my bed last night!" Giuseppe snaps as he clears the dishes.

"I sleepwalk, okay?" Jess grumbles from the sink. "And I like sleeping with someone beside me."

"Then why don't you sleep beside Miss Aoko?"

"She was trying to sneak into Rolito's room all night."

"The door was blocked," Aoko sunnily reveals. "Was that a chair?" she asks her target.

"No," Rolito says from behind his scheduler. "I used the bed. A chair is too flimsy."

"Did you try the window?" Jess asks.

"He boobytrapped it," Aoko says.

"With a flashbang," Rolito elaborates. "A claymore is expensive and Crazy Horse's signature."

"You know I wouldn't really mess with you," Aoko pretends to pout.

"I'd rather not chance it."
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Thu 4 Sep 2008 - 2:27

OOC:
So...who's up controling Claes? Can't be the only one^^;


Claes: ...pregnant huh...? *runs off*

Triela: CLAAAAAEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!

Claes: *pulls out mini-tape* This is Claes, reporting live in the female dorm. Today I have report about Triela being pregnant due to Frederick's little intervention. It seems like last night's alcohol by the gallon did its job

Triela: CLAAAAAAEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!


-Meanwhile-

Frederick: What's taht smell...? *sniffs and moves closer* ...*pauses* ...is that what i think...OH SH- *leaves*


-Another meanwhile-

Jean: ...this image is blur...crap...this image is not so good...crap...this image is not swell...crap...Rico! Are you out yet??

Rico: J-just a...*blaaargh*....darn...girls ripped my virginity! *cries* INCONCEIVABLE

Jean: Oooh! Finally a decent loli-pr0n! Giuseppe and Henrietta sure know their stuff...mmmhmmm...


-Anotehr Meanwhile-

Hulkshire: WHERE. AM. I??????

*runs around amok somewhere in Nevada*

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Thu 4 Sep 2008 - 2:33

Muffin whips her pants back up and pounces out of the bushes onto Frederick's back

"RAWR!!!!!"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Thu 4 Sep 2008 - 16:37

Suddenly, a loud bang is heard from one of the corridors.

Keetha can be seen covered in soot, stepping out (fully dressed in daily clothes), and Claes and Triela have also been 'caught'.
Keetha: (grinning wildly) Well, didn't time that one so great...


OOC: This was a partially failed attempt at a prank, quite a common thing for Keetha to do in the morning at the agency.

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Fri 5 Sep 2008 - 12:05

Rico: J-just a...*blaaargh*....darn...girls ripped my virginity! *cries* INCONCEIVABLE

Uh... Panzer... see below...


"RICO!!!"

The parachuting Jean is
suddenly riddled by bullets. An especially accurate burst destroys his
camera and the film contained inside.

Meir heroically swings
into the thick of things a la Tarzan. He boots away the foursome and
lets Makoto have a full magazine of his Colt at point blank range.

"Arigatou," Ai thanks him.

After
snatching Rico up with his free hand, Meir kicks at a nearby blaster
cannon aimed at the floor of the building rooftop and swings away with
his prize as the large-caliber weapon discharges.

Meir rescued Rico before she was defiled. Rico has yet to return to the agency, though. lol

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"What are you talking about, Sensei?"

"Nothing, Seppe, nothing... hmm, I wonder if the package I sent to Section Two has arrived..."

"... what package?"


At the former monastery, a FedEx guy arrives carrying a big box labeled Perishable Goods. "Excuse me! Delivery!"
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Fri 5 Sep 2008 - 14:17

Laughing

Somewhere in an office...

Panzer types happily, checking the photos once and twice and again and again posting it on a specific forum as he wrote the next installment of his fic. He pause, look outside his window and grins

Panzer: Damn, look at that... *uses Binoc* Mmhm...quite the ruckus...

*shrugs*

Panzer: Who would've thought Trilea could sleep walk...? *tosses roll of film*

Meanwhile

Frederick struggles to break free from Mufifn's attack

Frederick: NUOO~! NUO!! L-let go! You haven't...AUGH!! T-the smell!!

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Fri 5 Sep 2008 - 23:13

Muffin leaps off Frederick and does a combat roll on the ground.

"I haven't what? Wiped my ass?"

She picks up a shit covered leaf and shows it to Frederick.

"See? I have!"

Tossing it to the side, she grabs Fredrick's hand and pulls him towards the cafeteria.

"Let's get somefink to eat. I'm friggin STARVING!!"


OOC:
Where are Rolito and folks?

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sat 6 Sep 2008 - 2:35

Frederick struggles (with no effect) as Muffin drags him to the cafeteria

Frederick: M-Muffin! Y-your hand! Your hand!! Auuugh!!! T-the smell~!!! *smells pancakes* ...hey pancakes....


*Meanwhile*

Triela: GAAAAH!!! C-C-C-CLAEESSSSS!!!

*Claes runs, laughing joyously at the news in an attempt to spread it far and wide*

Triela: . . . speaking of which, am I really pregnant...? *checks herself* Yeah right...

*goes to the toilet and does her thing. Then take a urine test using a pH (Litmus) paper*

Triela: ...OMG!!!! I AM!! FREDERICK I'M GONNA' SO KILL YOU!!!!!

*Meanwhile outside*

Rico returns to the Agency, dragging her tired body after being saved by Meir and--even after the escape--the foursome still tries to get their hands on her. Here she returns and made contact with...

the FedEx guy...

Rico: ...is that for me?


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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Sat 6 Sep 2008 - 3:09

Muffin leads Frederick over to an empty table and pushes him down onto ta chair.

"Park yer bum"

She then dashes off to the food stalls, grabs two plates and proceeds to stuff one of the plates with few pieces of steak.
With first plate was now full, she plunks some German sausage onto the second plate...

Not one... not two... but six German sausages.

Muffin then happily walks back to the table, snatching a glass of water and a pair of knives on the way.
She sets down the steak, glass and knives on her side table before moving over to Frederick's side.

"Here"

She obnoxiously slams the sausage filled plate in front of Frederick.

"Hawt, steamy, long sausages. Yum! Yum! Oh yeah... I know you like them."

Muffin then slumps down on her seat and glups down her glass of water. She finishes with a burp and rubs her sore throat.

Why does it hurt....

Shrugging it off, she starts attacking the steak with her knives.


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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sat 6 Sep 2008 - 3:37

Frederick eyes gauge at the sight ....0_0

Frederick: ...

*turns to Hillshire*

Frederick: Hillshire, how many do you still have stash with you?? Damn it! So LARGE!!

Hillshire runs out of the room crying.

Frederick: Heh...*gets black pepper sauce and start seperating the sausage*

Frederick: One, two, three...

he stops for a moment noticing one particularly larger than the rest. He looks down..

Frederick: Damn you Hillshire! *looks at Muffin* ...don't mind me...*holds his head* uuugh my head...

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Sat 6 Sep 2008 - 4:48

Muffin slices her steak apart. Using one of the knives as a substitute for a fork, she stabs the piece and pops it into her mouth. She was weird that way. She preferred to use a pair of knives instead of having a knife and a fork.

"If you're so desperate, why don't you just convince Dr. Bianchi to 'upgrade' it?"

She stuffs herself with food for a while. Then without warning, she feels a very very sharp pain in her chest. Muffin lets out a yelp and falls off her chair. She clutches her chest and writhes on the floor. It hurt BAD.

"Ow! Ow! Its hurrtttsss!!! IT HURTS!!! Uggh! Is this what it feels like to be pregnant?!!?"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Sat 6 Sep 2008 - 8:24

Keetha decides to start poking Muffin with a stick.

Keetha: *giggles*

She then proceeds to start eating some toast, forgetting that she is still covered in soot.

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sun 7 Sep 2008 - 10:09

Frederick freezes (almost baffled by Muffin's response)

Frederick: Hey, I MIGHT consists of carbon fibers and metal, but THIS (points down) is NATURAL! *pause* God what am I saying!? Am I still...GAAAAAH!!! Myheadmyheadmyheadmyhead...

*notices Keetha*

Frederick: Who's that...? She new around here...?


-Meanwhile-

Triela runs to the the cafeteria with the pH paper (Litmus paper) in hand. The paper indicates its a basic substance she has dipped into (ammonia)

The door slams open

Triela: FREDERICK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??????

Back in the dorm's toilet, Claes laughs at how Triela response. Obviously she knows the difference between Litmus paper and pregnancy test paper.

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Piero on Sun 7 Sep 2008 - 12:00

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the FedEx guy...

Rico: ...is that for me?

The deliveryman grimaced as he tried to hold up the lengthy package, which weighed over seventy pounds.

"It's for some girl called Alessia. Can I get you to sign for it... please?" he begged.

OOC: For those not in the know, one of Alessia's weapons is a .50 calibre 'Kord' heavy machine gun. It's about six and a half feet long and weighs about seventy pounds -hint hint. Smile

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Post by TTIO on Sun 7 Sep 2008 - 12:15

Panzer IV wrote:*notices Keetha*

Frederick: Who's that...? She new around here...?


*looks shocked*

Keetha: You don't know who I am?!

Keetha: Just kidding... I'm Keetha, nice to meet you. *holds out a still soot-covered hand for him to shake*

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Sun 7 Sep 2008 - 22:50

Muffin continues to flail about on the ground while clutching her chest.

"Hey!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!"

She squeals with agony.

"Its like something is gonna burst out of my chest!"

Tables and chairs and knocked as Muffin trashes about in distress. She reaches her hand out desperately towards the other cyborgs.

"MEDIC!!!"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Mon 8 Sep 2008 - 1:41

Rolito pauses at the door of his apartment. "I sense a storm brewing," he murmured.

"Sensei, please stop being so dramatic..."


"Peeko hungry," loudly cawed the FedEx box.
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Mon 8 Sep 2008 - 10:31

Rico opens the box and off fly the little bird. She stare at it for a moment before returning to the box

Rico: ...hey a BFG! *lifts weapon* Peeko~! Come here~!

*Meanwhile*

Frederick notices Muffin's pain. He notices Keetha

Frederick: Hi, what's your name again? Keetha? Nice to meet and damn we'll make good friends

*looks at Muffin, and back at Keetha*

Frederick: Wanna' try treating his injury Keetha?

Triela: FREDERICK! WHERE ARE YOU!!

Frederick: ...and I guess that's the sign that I should be off! Bye! *runs off*

Triela: FREDERICK GET BACK HERE AND BE RESPONSIBLE!!!

For a moment, the entire canteen drop their spoon. Claes laughs uncontrollably as she video-tapes everything

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Mon 8 Sep 2008 - 23:22

The parrot Rico released perched oblivious upon Muffin's head. "Peeko want a cracker," it repeated.
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Post by Guest on Tue 9 Sep 2008 - 10:57

Rico chases the parrot to the canteen carrying the BFG (obviously a .50 cal weapon with a tag ALESSIA on the side)

Rico: AAH! There you are little birdie~!

She aims, completely missing there's Muffin right below Peeko. Peeko take a crap...

Meanwhile (and not far), Frederick is running away from an enraged Triela with an M1897 shotgun at hand and a bayonet attached.

Triela: COME BACK HERE FREDERICK SO I CAN SCREW YOU!

Frederick: Which category would you put 'screw' in??

Triela: ...*blush* GRAAAAAHHH!!!

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Tue 9 Sep 2008 - 20:45

OOC:

*cough*

Isn't Frederick supposed to say something before he runs off?!?!

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Wed 10 Sep 2008 - 5:23

OOC: Laughing Ok then

Frederick makes a second pass (wondering how Muffin is doing) and noticed that she still haven't budge and that the rest of the operatives were standing in awe

Frederick: Muff, you haven't been sleeping with that little slimy critter you have in your head last night, did you? *notices Triela* OH SH-

...and he runs off again

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Post by TTIO on Wed 10 Sep 2008 - 14:50

Keetha: *notices something has happened*

Keetha: Wha? Did someone say something? Wha'd I miss? *looks around*

Keetha: Ooh... Birdie... *chases with arms outstretched, ignoring Rico's attempts to shoot it*

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Thu 11 Sep 2008 - 5:48

you haven't been sleeping with that little slimy critter you have in your head last night, did you?

"WHATTT!!?!?!!?"

Dread washes over Muffin as Fredrick's words register. A horrible realization hit her and Muffin goes into panic mode. She springs to her feet and crashes through the cafeteria window before making a beeline for Dr. Bianchi's room.

Muffin thumps rapidly on the door.

"SHITTT!!!!"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Thu 11 Sep 2008 - 23:27

A UPS deliveryman passes the departing FedEx deliveryman. The UPS guy is pushing a large crate labeled Perishables.

"Excuse me, I have a delivery for a Missus Triela Hilshire... could Missus Hilshire please come over here..."

He unwittingly pushes it into the path of one of the crazy kids running around...
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Fri 12 Sep 2008 - 11:14

The sudden appearance of the box pushes Frederick aside...

Frederick: GUAKH! *tumbles over before turning to Triela* T-Triela! Listen to me! I swear I didn't...

Triela: O RLY? Then care to prove what's THIS?? *lifts Litmus paper showing the sign of a 'basic' substance*

Frederick: B-but Triela that's a...

Triela: THIS is your DOOM!

Frederick: NUOOOO~~!!!!

*Censored due to extreme violence*

Eventually Triela notices the packet behind her.

Triela: Oh, for me? What's inside?

Meanwhile...

Rico: Damn! Peeko got away! *chases Peeko which lands on Muffin's head--again*

Rico: C'mere...little birdy2...

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Fri 12 Sep 2008 - 12:26

By this point, Keetha has gotten bored of chasing Peeko, and so sees Frederick.

Keetha: Hey, you ok? Note to self: Don't get on the wrong side of Triela...

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Fri 12 Sep 2008 - 20:55

Ignoring Peeko, Mufin kicks down the door to Dr. Bianchi's room but find's it empty.

Hey, you ok?
Muffin runs to the nearest window and screams at the top of her lungs.

"HOW ABOUT YOU ASK IF I'M OK!?!?!?!"

Another sharp pain in her gut urges her to make a beeline to the medical facility.

Peeko remains perched on top of Muffin's head, enjoying the ride. "Peeko wanna a cracker!"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Fri 12 Sep 2008 - 22:27

"Please sign here," the UPS man says as he produces a waiver. Triela does so. "Thank you."

He then opens the box.

A golden blur explodes out of the container.

"WOOF!!!"

"GUWAH!!!"

The next thing Triela knew, she was being subjected to a thorough licking by a happy golden retriever.


"Sensei, why did you send them a dog?"

"Angie always wanted a puppy..."

"... but didn't you address the box to Triela?"

"Indirect Santa Clause."

"... Sensei, that didn't make any sense..."
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 9:25

Whatface wrote:"HOW ABOUT YOU ASK IF I'M OK!?!?!?!"


Keetha: *looks around* Did someone say something? Ah well, nevermind.

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He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 11:48

Frederick lifts a finger...

Frederick: ...but...I didn't even...*points to Triela's hand* ...that's a pH indicator...*faints*

Meanwhile Triela laughs ticklishly as the golden retriever licks her face clean...

Meanwhile: ...aaand Got ya'! *fires the BFG*

-miss-

Peeko poos on Muffin's head due to surprise and fright

Peeko: *BWARK!* Peek doesn't want THAT cracker! *BWARK*

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 12:33

Keetha: hmm... What to do now...? *thinks for a few seconds* I know!

She runs inside and returns a few minutes later with two full water bombs, one in each hand. She throws one at Frederick and one, "Just for good measure" at Triela.

Keetha: Very Happy I never realised how much fun looking after people could be!

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He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 23:40

"One of the Section Two cyborgs got impregnated by a Xenomorph facehugger."

"(Correct.)"

"And you want me to get her before she possibly spawns a Xenomorph drone or, worse, a Queen."

"(Correct.)"

"Send me the right gear, and I'll see what I can do."

"(Good luck.)"

Rolito sighed. Why do pregnant cyborgs always get me into trouble?
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Mon 15 Sep 2008 - 6:30

Muffin dashes randomly in between the corridors, oblivious to the poop on her head. A huge 'Wet Floor' sign sits directly in front of her, but she is too panicked to notice. She crashes into the sign, trips and manages to smash herself into a darkened room. Recovering quickly, pulls herself up and hits a switch. The light's flicker on, revealing a room full of medical equipment, including a sonographer (ultrasound thing?).

Wasting no time, she springs towards the machine and gets to work. Maliciously, she gets the thing working all by herself and a few minutes later she is already in the process of scanning her gut.

Muffin's heart pounds as she stares intently at the screen, looking for weird looking dark shapes...

Nothing...

Nothing...

Nothing...

Then she saw it! The Xenomorph chestburster curled up inside ready to burst out in any moment.

Muffin stares at the screen in disbelief for 5 minutes. Then without warning, she breaks into a rage and punches the screen.

"I GOT RAPED BY AN ALIEN!?!??!!?!!!!!!!!"

She screams as she runs amok along the corridors. She tries to recall what happened the night before but fails. All she remembered was that she was in a bar with Frederick causing havoc.

"FREDERICK!!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!"

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Meanwhile...

Whatface the super facehugger spies the Golden retriever licking Triela. It lurks around for a while before disappearing again into the darkness.

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Sheo Darren on Mon 15 Sep 2008 - 9:57

Rolito put on the turnip-shaped mask. Briefly in the dark, he let the small prods that were the neural control transceivers push into his scalp.

"(Password?)"

"Jessica Miranda."

"(Password confirmed.... please repeat after me: Kami'y narito... para sa inyo... magtatanggol...)"

"... makikipaglaban... para sa... kapayapaan..."

"(Maraming salamat. Voice pattern confirmed.)"
Laser projectors render a holographic equivalent of his surroundings as seen by numerous visual repeaters scattered across the helmet's surface. Red brackets highlight his destination. "(Ramrod Challenge Phase One. Batteries full. Sensors online.Suit integrity 100%. Life support okay. BERP System standing by. Tesla Gun, charged. Flash gun, charged. Sonics, standing by. Jet boots charging... charged. Zero Suit a-okay... Welcome back, Commander)"

"Kira Tai," he said into the mike, "This is Kira Yon, status check."

"(Kira San online, Sensei.)"

"(Kira Ni on guard.)"

"(Bridge bunny Ichi ready. Today's weather is expected to be sunny...)"

"Confirmed. Listen up, people. This is a bug hunt. You know the plan. Let's get this done in time for dinner."

"(Ricevuto.)"

"(A intelege.)"

"(Yo-kai!)"

"All right, then. Head em up, Move em out-"

"(-Power Stride and Ready to Ride.)"

"Roll out!"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Tue 16 Sep 2008 - 12:22

The eyes of the world were upon him (or the Agency as of this case)

Frederick: W-what? Did I do something...? *still feeling a little woozy*

Triela: Oh, you're so gonna' get it this time...*looks at the Retriever* Hund (dog), attack!

Dog: Woof!

Frederick: GYAAAAAAHH!!!

*literally 'attacked' by the dog*

Henrietta: . . . 'dog'. . .?

Triela: Yeah, I name him Hund. Something wrong. . .?

Frederick: M-Muffin what did I ever do to you???

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Wed 17 Sep 2008 - 15:39

Keetha: Ooh.. Nasty. That's gonna take effort to clean up... Eh, I'll let someone else do it *evil grin*

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He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
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The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Thu 18 Sep 2008 - 2:47

Muffin grabs Frederick by the collar and screams in his face.

"ITS YOU'RE FAULT I GOT PREGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Thu 18 Sep 2008 - 9:52

Keetha: Good luck with this, I'm getting out whilst I can ;-)

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Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Thu 18 Sep 2008 - 9:56

Whatface the super facehugger squirms about in the darkness, unable to decide if he should pounce on the dog or Keetha.

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Fri 19 Sep 2008 - 3:51

Frederick chokes as he struggles to breath.

Frederick: I-I'm not the cause of YOU going preggie! *grabs Keetha's collar* And you're not going anywhere! You're officially involved *chokes* Triela help me here...!

Triela: What? I don't know I don't care. You did the same to me and yet I have show some mercy; I guess she can do my job instead. Isn't that right Hund?

Hund: Arf!

Henrietta: *in her head* She name her dog 'dog' in German...what kind of person name her dog 'dog'?

Meanwhile Hillshire has returned and his state as 'Hulkshire' is gone...for now

Hillshire: Uuugh...my head...*notices something* ...did the Agency did some weird experiments involving spiders turning large...? I thought I saw a giant arachnid over there...

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Re: Hangover One, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Fri 19 Sep 2008 - 4:02

OOC:
Muffin isn't choking him. She's just holding him by the collar and shaking him

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