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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 11 Apr 2010 - 11:53

Brother and Sister
Part I


It had been like heaven to the young boy. His handler had been on an extended leave of absences due to a family crisis. He did not know what the crisis was, nor did he care. All he knew was that she was gone and for a short time, he was safe. For most children, safety is something taken for granted, provided by the adults that surround them. A warm blanket they are covered in, whether they know it or not. This was something Palo did not enjoy. There was only one adult in his life and she was the stuff of childhood nightmares. Most children dream of terrible monsters in their sleep. Palo lived with his in the waking daylight.

But today she was back, and that same old gut wrenching fear was washing over him. He knew she would not be gone forever, and even though this respite from his sister had been the longest he had ever had, it still seemed far too short. He felt that once again, God had ignored his prayers.

As Palo was using the bathroom, there was a knock at the door. When Stefano open it, he was startled to see Maria. He had hoped his little brother would have a few more days of peace before she started in on him again, but apparently, it was not to be.

He instinctively let his eyes trail to the floor. “Good morning, Miss Mastroianni.”

“Good morning, Stefano.” She said in an unusually quiet voice.

He cautiously glanced up at the woman. Never before had she greeted him or any of the boys in such a way.

“Is Palo here?”

“Yes Ma’am, he’s in the bathroom.”

She nodded. “I’d like to talk to him alone.”

Stefano looked around, not exactly sure what to do.

When he did not move she said. “That means leave.”

“I’m not allowed to.”

“Well I’m giving you permission.”

He looked at the open door and then back at Maria. “Wh… where should I go?”

“I don’t give a fuck,” She snapped. “Just get out!”

As Stefano turned, something inside finally gave way. He felt a sudden white-hot anger shoot up his spine. Whether it was touched off by being kicked out of his own room by this awful woman, or the echoes of Palos sobs in the night he could not say. All the boy knew was that he had had enough of remaining silent. This time, regardless of the consequences, he was going to be heard.

“Ma’am, could I say something?” He was unable to keep his voice from shaking.

“What?” It was like fingernails on a chalk board.

“While you were gone, Palo was really happy.” The boy tried to speak his piece before he started to cry. “And I just wanted to say… anyone who beats up on someone whose littler then they are… someone who can’t fight back… is nothing but a bully!”

The boy steadied himself for the inevitable, waited for the woman to pivot around and strike him. He braced for it.

He welcomed it.

A few tense moments later, his anger began to give way to confusion. Maria did not turn around. She did not even move. Instead of setting upon him, she continued to stand there in the middle of the room, back to him, starring at the bathroom door. After a while, he wondered if she had even heard him. The two hung this way until the boy started to feel dizzy.

“I’m sorry, Stefano.” She finally said. “Just wait outside for a little bit, we won’t be long, okay?”

“Yes, ma’am.” The older cyborg stepped into the hall and pulled the door shut. He sank down to the floor, trying to figure out what had just happened.

There was a flush in the bathroom just before Palo stepped out. “That fucking toilet is starting to disgust even me. We really should…” He suddenly froze at the sight of his big sister, mouth hanging open. Maria could almost swear that her little brother aged five years before her very eyes.

“Good morning, Palo.” She forced a small pitiful smile.

Palo, like Stefano, automatically bowed his head. “Good morning, Miss Maria.”

“How have you been?”

He began to wring his hands, dreading what was to come. “I’ve been good, Ma’am, really I have. Just like you told me to be.”

“Anything happen while I was gone?”

The boy felt that he now knew. She had found out about his off color comments to Britney. And the fact that Stefano was no longer in the room meant only one thing – a vicious beating.

“I’m sorry, Ma’am!” He voice was pure desperation. “I didn’t mean to say it! Please… I’m sorry!”

Maria was at a complete loss. “Didn’t mean to say what?”

“What I said to Britney.” Tears began to fill his eyes.

“What did you say?”

The young boy put his hand over his mouth and spoke through his fingers. “Some… some really bad things.”

Maria saw that the situation was derailing, and quickly tried to get it back on course. “I see.” She said calmly. “Well then next time you run into her you should probably apologize.”

Palo looked up in disbelief - the sad smile was still on her face.

“Okay?”

“Yes, Ma’am.”

"Why don't you settle down now, it's alrght." She waited until his breathing started to slow down to a regular pace.

"Better?" She asked.

"Yes, Ma'am."

“Good.” She had a sudden urge to reach out and pat his head, but knew it was far too soon for that. “Why don’t we sit down for a minute, I want to talk to you.”

Earlier, Maria had rehearsed this meeting in her head, but now found that it was all scrambled. “You don’t know this, because I’ve never told you, but tomorrow is you’re birthday.”

“It is?”

“Yeah.” She cleared her throat. “And I was thinking it would be nice for us to… do something.”

“Ma’am?”

“You know, maybe go out and get you a present.”

He looked at her as if Italian were a foreign language.

“And maybe some ice cream.”

Palo could not help be feel his sister was setting a trap for him, and the wrong answer would bring down hell. His knuckles were white under the table. “No thank you.”

Maria struggled to keep the overwhelming guilt at bay and stay focused. “It’s alright, Palo. I’d really like to do this for you.”

He looked up with his large brown eyes and simply asked. “Why?”

She had to pause a moment and swallow hard before continuing. “Because you deserve it.”

Her confused little brother looked back down at the table. Maria knew that what she had in mind for the two of them would be a long and painful process, if it even happened at all, and it would be best not to over do it on the first day. This was enough for now.

“I’ll tell you what, you think about it and let me know tomorrow morning, okay?”

“Yes, Ma’am.”

She stood up and after looking at him for a moment said. “Let’s have dinner together in the cafeteria tonight… at the regular time.”

Palo could not even voice a response.

“It’d be nice to have a handsome escort for a change, instead of eating alone.”

Her subtle flirting was completely lost on the boy. “I’m not allowed.” His response was almost robotic.

“You are when you’re with me.” Her voice quivered, ever so slightly. “I’ll come by and get you at six, alright?”

“Yes, Ma’am.”

When Maria opened the door, Stefano, who was attempting to eavesdrop, almost fell into her arms.

“I’m sorry, Ma’am!” He yelped, regaining his balance as quickly as he could.

“It’s okay,” She said. “We’re done for now.”

Stefano could not help but pause and stare at the woman as she walked down the hall. Yes, he detested her, but could never deny the woman’s physical beauty.

Inside the room, he found his little brother sitting at the table looking dazed. He approached him cautiously, putting a hand on his shoulder.

“Hey, man,” He could feel the boy shaking. “Are you okay?”

Palo simply nodded.

“What the hell happened?”

"I don't know." The young cyborg looked up at his brother. "I really don’t know…”


THE END


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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 11 Apr 2010 - 16:20

I'm a little behind here...

Epiphany; really strong chapter. Although we haven't seen much of Maria in the past, this was a nice window into what she's thinking.

Justice Served; I'm never quite sure what to make of the sex chapters, but it just wouldn't be Britney without them. Jeeze she is psychotic.

Reading the next chapter tonight...


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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Kiskaloo on Sun 11 Apr 2010 - 16:34

Professor Voodoo wrote:Justice Served; I'm never quite sure what to make of the sex chapters, but it just wouldn't be Britney without them.

Seen in the hallway leading to Britney's room:


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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 2:13

Kiskaloo wrote:Seen in the hallway leading to Britney's room:



BTW Kisk, I’ve been thinking about a cameo for Kara in this story arc if you’re interested.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Awinnell on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 9:00

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Who thought it was a good idea to give Britney her own tank?



theres a guy in London who drives a pink tank around apparently he got fed up of being clamped and towed !

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 9:45

I see a red door and I want it painted pink.

No colors anymore I want them to turn pink…

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Alfisti on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 9:53

Danjo3 wrote:I see a red door and I want it painted pink.

No colors anymore I want them to turn pink…


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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 10:24

Danjo3 wrote:
Kiskaloo wrote:Seen in the hallway leading to Britney's room:



BTW Kisk, I’ve been thinking about a cameo for Kara in this story arc if you’re interested.

Sure.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Sun 25 Apr 2010 - 10:53

Brother and Sister
Part II


It was three o’clock in the afternoon when the fratello arrived at their destination - a quaint little ice cream shop located not far from the famous Piazza di Spagna. It had come highly recommended by Henrietta, who had told the woman that it was one of her favorite places in all of Rome to spend time with Jose.

She walked around to the passenger side of the car and opened the door. “Come on, they don’t have curb service here.”

The two of them made an interesting pair. Their standard cover had always been that of mother and adopted son, due to the fact they bore no physical resemblance to each other what so ever. Maria, who was Sicilian, had olive skin, dark eyes and raven hair while Palo, who was from the far North, had fair skin and light sandy colored hair. There was also the contrast in their distinctive regional accents, so much so that when they first met, Palo sometimes had difficulty understanding what his sister was saying.

Inside, the two sat at a small round table with a cone of ice cream while Maria awkwardly tried to make small talk. As for Palo, he was trying his best to think as many moves ahead of his sister as he could. The night before, the boy had finally made a decision. It would stop today, once and for all. If he was right, and this was just one of her sick games, it would be one she would lose.

Or to put it more accurately, a game they would both lose.

“You like chocolate?” She asked.

“I’m not sure. I’ve never had it before.”

“Chocolate?”

“No, ice cream.”

There was something profoundly sad about a child who had never eaten ice cream. Maria thought of the smile Claudio had whenever she would bring the frozen treat to the hospital.

“I didn’t know that.” She said. The tears were again close, but for now, she held them back. “But I guess there’s a lot about you I don’t know.”

Her young bother sat before her like a mannequin.

“Palo?” She asked.

“Yes, ma’am?”

“I’d really like to change that.”

“Yes, ma’am.” His response was automatic. He had not the slightest idea what she was trying to say. All he wanted at that point was for it to end, for her to either take him home, or give him a reason to finish it.

“So, what do you want to do next?”

“I’d like to go home.”

“Already?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“It’s you birthday.” She did her best to sound upbeat. “I was thinking maybe we could go shopping. You know, for a present.”

Palo stared at his cone, nausea starting to grip his stomach. “I don’t need a present, ma’am.”

“Well, maybe I’d like to give you one.”

The boy closed his eyes, head spinning.

“Do you remember a while back when you asked me about new tennis shoes?”

“I didn’t mean to.” He said.

“It’s alright.” She said. “I was talking to some of the girls earlier and they told me that boys your age like Air Jordan’s.”

The young boy’s head involuntarily snapped up. “Air Jordan’s?”

Maria finally felt as thought she had made a small chip it the wall. “You’ve heard of them?”

“Yeah, sure.” What he suddenly saw on Maria’s face momentarily stunned him. It was a smile. Not the sarcastic, mean spirited, hateful smile he was so used to, but one he had seen when she talked to the girls or other Agency members. While the sadness in her eyes was unmistakable, the smile was warm and friendly. It was human. It almost felt… safe.

“Well… would you like some?” The woman almost sounded eager.

Palo slumped again. Being an Agency operative did not blot out the fact that at heart he was still a little boy. He could think of nothing in the world he would like more but smile or no, telling his sister yes was a chance he was not willing to at take. “No thank you.”

“Why not?” She said, feeling the moment start to slip away.

“The ones I have are fine.”

“No there not, there falling apart.” With out thinking, she reached out to touch his hand. The boy instinctively flinched back into his chair, nearly dropping his ice cream.

She quickly retracted her hand and quietly said. “I’m sorry.”

When Palo opened his clinched eyes, he saw that her smile was gone. He also realized it was the first time his big sister had ever apologized to him for anything. But why now? Of all the terrible things she had done to him, why something as meaningless as this?

“Alright,” Her voice was still soft. “We can just go look at some shoes, and maybe you could try some on. Then if you decide you still don’t want them, I’ll take you home. Okay?”

Before it ended, the boy wanted to know for sure whether or not the smile he had seen was real or just his imagination. It was only the two of them there, so if it was real, it had to have been meant for him.

“Yes, ma’am.

As they stood, Palo asked his sister permission to use the bathroom. Once there, he pulled up his pant leg and drew a steak knife from his sock. It was one he had smuggled from the cafeteria and saved for this very day. The day when it all would stop. If she had so much as raised a hand to him, he would end it, and it did not matter if it was in a public place or not. If he were going to die, it would be on his own terms. After stabbing his sister in the heart, he would take her gun and turn it on himself. It would be a clear message, not only to Maria, but to all of those Agency bastards who had so heartlessly abandoned him. It would be his way of finally being heard.

Against his better judgment, he dropped the knife into the trash can as he walked back out the door. It would be hard to explain while trying on shoes. And anyway, getting another would be no problem. If it all turned out to be a grand lie, then there was always tomorrow.

“Are you all set?” There was just a hint of a smile on her face.

“Yes ma’am.”

In the car, Palo froze in panic as his sister reached across to fasten his seat belt for him. He had not urinated while in the restroom and now the shock of this action on her part threatened to make him lose control of his bladder. He remembered what she had done the last time when he had vomited. The boy called on everything he had left. As for Maria, she could feel him shaking - feel his fear.

“Please, Palo, stop...” Her voice was hopeless, it was surrender.



It was late when Palo finally made it back to his dorm room. When he walked in, Stefano immediately noticed that the boy did not look right at all. He came forward as if in a trance. Stefano got up and went to him.

“Are you alright man?”

The boy looked up and said nothing, his mind still racing.

Stefano looked down at his little brother’s feet. “Whoa, dude! Where’d you get the shoes?”

“Maria.” He set a plastic bag on the table. Stefano eased the boy onto a chair and sat down next to him.

“So, what happened?” He asked.

“She bought me some presents.” He answered in a monotone voice. “And then we went to a movie.”

The older boy could not believe what he had just heard. “You’re shitting me.”

Palo, who was still staring off into space, simply shook his head.

“Did she hit you… or yell at you?”

Again, he shook his head no. At this point, Stefano started to seriously wonder if maybe the pressure of the Agency had caused Maria to take leave of her senses. Or worse yet, maybe it was Palo who had finally cracked-up. He looked down at the plastic bag on the table.

“What’s this?”

“A cell phone.”

“Get the fuck out!” Stefano reached into the bag and pulled out a box. It was an iPhone 3G.

“Shit!” He gave a low whistle. “These do everything.”

Palo shrugged his shoulders, still off in his own world.

“Why the hell would she buy you this?”

When the boy didn’t answer, Stefano reached over and gave him a gentle shake. “What?” Palo said as if just waking up.

The older boy held the box up in front of him. “Why did she buy you this?”

“She wants me to be able to call her whenever I need to.”

“Why the fuck would you ever want to do that?”

The young boy was having a hard time keeping his mind focused. “I don’t know.” He slowly turned towards his big brother. “Stefano, what the hell’s happening?”

He was at a complete loss. “I wish I knew, man.”

“She’s going to take me clothes shopping tomorrow.” It sounded as thought he were trying to convince himself it was true.

It was all becoming more the Stefano could process. “I don’t know what the fuck's going on, but I’d sure as hell enjoy it while it lasts.”

Upon hearing this, Palo’s shoulders slumped and a shadow passed over his face. “You’re right. It probably won’t last, will it?”

“I didn’t mean it like that.” He could see that his little brother had started to tremble at the thought. “What I meant was you should take it easy and, you know, just go with it.”

Palo stood up. “I think I’m going to bed.”

“Why don’t you talk to me for awhile man?” There was genuine concern in his voice. “Hey, we have the internet now. What do you say we surf some porn?”

“You go ahead.” Palo said. “I’m really tired.”

He carefully removed his new shoes and gently slid them under Stefano’s bed, then climbed up to his own, not even bothering to take his clothes off.

Sometime later, when Stefano had already assumed he was asleep, the young boy spoke, his voice muffled by covers.

“You want to hear the really weird part?”

The older boy looked up at the top bunk. “You mean it actually gets weirder?”

“When Maria dropped me off here… she started crying.”

To Stefano, this again called the woman’s sanity into question. “Why?”

“I don’t know.” He was in that hazy place between awake and sleep. “I was too scared to ask.”

As Palo drifted off, he had no way of knowing that the day he had just spent with Maria was in fact the first day of a whole new life.


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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by ElfenMagix on Sun 25 Apr 2010 - 11:18

Poor Palo. Its hard for one so abused to accept changes that ends that abuse.
Very well written on both parts- Danjo.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Sun 25 Apr 2010 - 12:02

ElfenMagix wrote:Poor Palo. Its hard for one so abused to accept changes that ends that abuse.
Very well written on both parts- Danjo.
Thanks Elfen. And your right about abuse. The last thing I wanted to do was wave a magic wand and make everything cool.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 29 Apr 2010 - 1:48

You've gone and done it...you've humanized the boy-borgs and (at least one of) their handlers.

Well thought out development though; I like that you didn't just jump straight into Paolo & Maria developing a healthy relationship...in real life it would take time to repair the damage. The bit about the steak knife was a great touch.

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Post by Danjo3 on Thu 29 Apr 2010 - 2:23

Professor Voodoo wrote:You've gone and done it...you've humanized the boy-borgs and (at least one of) their handlers.
Actually, I’m in the process of phasing the girl-boys out altogether. I think I’ve take them as far as I can and to be honest, they’re really starting to get on my nerves.
Professor Voodoo wrote: I like that you didn't just jump straight into Paolo & Maria developing a healthy relationship...in real life it would take time to repair the damage.
Agreed. But at the same time, I really don’t want this arc to go on forever. I suppose if I get lazy and decide to speed things up I can always blame Palo’s transition on the ‘Magical’ conditioning drugs.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by boomer_gonz on Sat 1 May 2010 - 5:27

Danjo3 wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:You've gone and done it...you've humanized the boy-borgs and (at least one of) their handlers.
Actually, I’m in the process of phasing the girl-boys out altogether. I think I’ve take them as far as I can and to be honest, they’re really starting to get on my nerves.

OOOOOOO; CanIdoitCanIdoitCanIdoit?!!!!

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Post by Danjo3 on Sat 1 May 2010 - 11:00

boomer_gonz wrote:OOOOOOO; CanIdoitCanIdoitCanIdoit?!!!!

Please say I can do it!!!!!!!!
If you want to send them to cyborg heaven, I’m afraid I can’t help you. I just don’t have the heart to kill off a character - canon or OC.

Though I have to admit it would be pretty funny to have Maria push Palo out in front of a bus.

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Post by Alfisti on Sat 1 May 2010 - 11:08

Danjo3 wrote:
boomer_gonz wrote:OOOOOOO; CanIdoitCanIdoitCanIdoit?!!!!

Please say I can do it!!!!!!!!
If you want to send them to cyborg heaven, I’m afraid I can’t help you. I just don’t have the heart to kill off a character - canon or OC.

Though I have to admit it would be pretty funny to have Maria push Palo out in front of a bus.

Problem is: he's still a cyborg... there's an off-chance the bus may just come off second best

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sat 1 May 2010 - 13:38

Danjo3 wrote:Though I have to admit it would be pretty funny to have Maria push Palo out in front of a bus.

If you wanted to mimic canon Palo might push Maria in front of that bus, and then finish himself off with that steak-knife into his eye.

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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 2 May 2010 - 1:50

Maria: Why are you people picking on me and my little brother all the sudden? The poor kid is scared to death, and I’m doing everything I can to make amends. Isn’t that right Palo?

Palo: Okay, first off my name is Dennis and second, the way you stay in character all the time is really starting to creep me out.

Kathy: Oh, well forgive me but unlike some people, I’m a professional.

Dennis: You know what? Screw you!

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Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 3 May 2010 - 14:28

Danjo3 wrote:
boomer_gonz wrote:OOOOOOO; CanIdoitCanIdoitCanIdoit?!!!!

Please say I can do it!!!!!!!!
If you want to send them to cyborg heaven, I’m afraid I can’t help you. I just don’t have the heart to kill off a character - canon or OC.

Within my "Next Generation" timeline - the one Once Again is set in - I figure that when the program proved a failure, it was terminated, as were the boys. So they're all in an unmarked grave out in a desolated section of the compound (since to bury them in the monastery would be to acknowledge them).

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Professor Voodoo on Mon 3 May 2010 - 18:30

Faced with a half-dozen heavily armed Padania terrorists, Biff immediately regretted mixing up his pistol with the "special" one he had made for Britney.


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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Tue 4 May 2010 - 17:07

Kiskaloo wrote:Within my "Next Generation" timeline - the one Once Again is set in - I figure that when the program proved a failure, it was terminated, as were the boys. So they're all in an unmarked grave out in a desolated section of the compound (since to bury them in the monastery would be to acknowledge them).
Well, that’s a bit of a downer.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 4 May 2010 - 17:17

Danjo3 wrote:
Kiskaloo wrote:Within my "Next Generation" timeline - the one Once Again is set in - I figure that when the program proved a failure, it was terminated, as were the boys. So they're all in an unmarked grave out in a desolated section of the compound (since to bury them in the monastery would be to acknowledge them).
Well, that’s a bit of a downer.

Neither Lorenzo nor (Jean) Croce strike me as the sentimental type and their handlers certainly strike me as people who would prefer to have just forgotten their cyborgs ever existed (Maria's current change of heart towards Paolo happened after I wrote that section).

Though I plan to incorporate Professor Voodoo's suggestion that Noel prefers to spend her time alone out in the forest, so perhaps there can be a short scene in a future chapter where she comes across a woman standing before a bare patch of ground with her head bowed in remembrance...

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by MP5 on Tue 4 May 2010 - 23:25

As for my end, I actually like the idea of lesser-known 'guy-borgs', hence the reason that Ike and Scott exist. Granted, Jay's there because of Priscilla's mistake, but I would like to include the others primarily as a result of A: The Great Section II Panty Raid and B: Ike needs more than just Scott and Jay for an audience when he's telling jokes.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Wed 5 May 2010 - 2:38

Kiskaloo wrote:Though I plan to incorporate Professor Voodoo's suggestion that Noel prefers to spend her time alone out in the forest, so perhaps there can be a short scene in a future chapter where she comes across a woman standing before a bare patch of ground with her head bowed in remembrance...
I’d like to write that myself.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Professor Voodoo on Wed 5 May 2010 - 15:42

Danjo3 wrote:If you want to send them to cyborg heaven, I’m afraid I can’t help you. I just don’t have the heart to kill off a character - canon or OC.

If you don't want to kill them, but still go with something intensely bleak & emotional, the decision might be made to wipe their minds and turn them over to new adoptive families, like you've done before in another story.

The twist; this time they know it's gonna happen. It would be an emotional rollercoaster. On one hand, they know their miserable existence as un-successful cyborgs is finally going to end, and they finally have an honest shot at happiness, but the price is a total loss of their memories & identities.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Thu 6 May 2010 - 1:01

Professor Voodoo wrote:The twist; this time they know it's gonna happen. It would be an emotional rollercoaster. On one hand, they know their miserable existence as un-successful cyborgs is finally going to end, and they finally have an honest shot at happiness, but the price is a total loss of their memories & identities.
I was actually thinking along those very lines. Sheo Darren did that with Henrietta in his story Life Goes On and it had one hell of an impact.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by boomer_gonz on Thu 6 May 2010 - 1:42

That's something like I wanted to do, but you're right; I did plan to send the boys off in a blaze of glory.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Kiskaloo on Thu 6 May 2010 - 21:21

Professor Voodoo wrote:If you don't want to kill them, but still go with something intensely bleak & emotional, the decision might be made to wipe their minds and turn them over to new adoptive families, like you've done before in another story.

The twist; this time they know it's gonna happen.

When Claes learned that she would experience only one more summer, she asked Michele if it was selfish of her to wish if she could live out that last summer as just a regular 12-year old girl with a doting father and plenty of friends. Who lived near the ocean in a small town surrounded by trees and with no memories of her life at the Agency or the things she did.

Michele spoke with the doctors of the Technology Section and when they had developed a plan, bought a house on Urado Bay in the city of Kōchi on the eastern coast of Shikoku.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Fri 7 May 2010 - 3:30

Lucky for me not all the gb’s need mind wiping. Kevin already has it made in the shade, and I don’t think I’m spoiling anything here by saying Palo is on the threshold of a happy ending. That just leaves Stefano and Marcello to deal with.

And I’m pretty sure everyone’s already guessed that those two poor bastards aren’t going to get any help from their handlers.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Awinnell on Fri 7 May 2010 - 6:25

quick bullet to the eye,then break them up for spares

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Fri 7 May 2010 - 6:46

Awinnell wrote:quick bullet to the eye...
You’re thinking of the Girls. With the girl-boys you can pretty much shoot ‘em wherever want.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Alfisti on Fri 7 May 2010 - 7:33

Danjo3 wrote:
Awinnell wrote:quick bullet to the eye...
You’re thinking of the Girls. With the girl-boys you can pretty much shoot ‘em wherever want.

It would be nice to save the eyes... I think Triela proved those were a wear item

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Post by Danjo3 on Fri 7 May 2010 - 11:38

Alfisti wrote:It would be nice to save the eyes... I think Triela proved those were a wear item
Unfortunately, all the gb’s have brown eyes, so I doubt Triela would be interested.

But it does give me an idea for a Twilight Zone type fic. Henrietta injures both eyes during a mission and ends up with Stefano’s. Now she gets horny out of control every time she sees Britney or Maria.

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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 9 May 2010 - 11:26

Brother and Sister
Part III


It was not long after breakfast that Maria arrived at the girl-boys room to pick up her little brother for the clothes shopping excursion. Palo, who had been expecting her, opened the door.

“Hello Miss Maria.” His face was like stone. She could not help but wonder if there would ever come a day when he would be happy to see her. A day when his face would light up the way Henrietta’s does whenever she sees Jose.

“Hi, Palo. You ready to go?”

“I just have to put my shoes on.” She nodded and smiled warmly as he went to retrieve them from under the bed.

Stefano, who was sitting cross legged on the floor playing his PSP, looked up and almost gasped out loud. Palo’s big sister had made an incredible transformation. Since he only saw her occasionally and then only during business hours, he had grown accustom to her very conservative attire, mostly suites with slacks that tended to hide her feminine attributes.

But this was a Saturday, and she was obviously off the clock. Her dark hair that was always tied back, now hung freely around tanned shoulders, a pair of sunglasses perched on the top of her head. She wore a burgundy tank top that accentuated her ample breasts and a pair of tight khaki shorts that showcased her long, well toned legs.

Despite his hatred for her, Stefano had always harbored a deep sexual attraction to the beautiful Sicilian and often had lurid fantasies in which she starred. Seeing her like this was almost more then the poor boy could handle.

Maria was well aware of the older boy’s infatuation and it wasn’t the first time she had intercepted one of his lustful stares. “Um, Stefano?”

“Yes, ma’am?” He was not even aware of the fact that his eyes were still glued to her chest.

“It’d be nice if you’d at least take me out to dinner before you eye fuck me.”

“I… I’m sorry, ma’am!” With a beat red face, he quickly looked back down at his game.

She glanced over at the third boy who was lying in bed reading a book he had borrowed from Claes. “Hey, Marc.”

“Hi, Maria.”

“How goes it?”

“Besides being bored out of my skull, I’m fine.” Marcello had spent a great deal of time with Maria and the girls outside the parameters of work and as a result, had a very informal relationship with her.

“You can come with us if you want.” She offered.

“Nah, I don’t want to be a third wheel.” This got a slight chuckle out of her. “But thanks for asking.”

Palo felt this exchange between his brother and sister was an encouraging sign. Maria would never have invited Marcello had she intended to abuse him. That was always an activity she liked to conduct in private. Still, having him along would have been a great comfort.

Having tied his shoes, Palo stood up, eyes cast down to the floor.

“Are you ready sweet…” She abruptly stopped herself. Maria knew she had not yet earned the right to use that term of endearment. “…Palo?”

“Yes, ma’am.” He answered in an emotionless voice.

“Then let’s head out.” At the door, she stopped and turned around. “See ya, Marc.”

“See ya.” He replied.

When the handler looked down at the older boys still red face, she could not resist the urge to heap a little more embarrassment on him. “Stefano?”

“Yes, ma’am?” He was careful not to look up.

“If you think about me when you’re jacking off later, I’m going to have your nuts on my mantel.”

“Yes, ma’am.” He moved his face to within inches of his game.

Once the fratello exited, Stefano sprang for the door. He cautiously peeked out and gazed at Maria’s rear end as she walked down the hall.

“Fuck!” He said, turning back to his brother. “Is that bitch smoking-hot or what?”

“I guess.” Maria’s body was not something he was particularly interested in.

“I’ve got an urgent mission to take care of in the bathroom, so hold all my calls.”

“Sure.” Marcello said, half paying attention.



Maria stopped when to two arrived at the car. She set her purse on the hood and looked at her watch. Then, suddenly noticing her little brothers eyes widen, spoke quickly in an effort to head off his panic.

“It’s alright, we’re just waiting on a couple of the girls.” She tried her best to sound reassuring. “I asked them to come along and help out. Okay?”

“Yes, ma’am.” He started to feel the anxiety swirl around him like rising water.

“Settle down, Palo.” Maria desperately wanted to touch her little brother, but knew it would only make matters worse. “Just take some deep breaths, okay?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

When the fratello was out the day before, Maria could not help but notice how nicely dressed the other children they encountered seemed to be and felt shame at how shabby her own little brother’s clothes were. She decided that was one part of their new relationship she could fix immediately. But there was a problem – the woman had no idea what kind of clothes to buy for a boy his age. An extensive internet search made her realize that this particular knowledge could not be acquired over night. It had to be accumulated over time and through experience. She could think of only one workable solution on such short notice.

Call in the experts.

When Palo heard the sound of girls giggling, he looked over and saw Britney and Kara walking towards the car. His surprise, soon gave way to panic as he remembered his last encounter with Britney and the obscene things he had said to her. He felt certain she would use this opportunity to tell his sister, reawakening the horrible anger that had been so unexplainably absent. Whatever it was that was happening between the two of them would evaporate and he would again free fall into that terrible nightmare. Trembling, he closed his eyes and tried to silently pray, but found that his thoughts were crashing into each other.

After the two girls had chatted with Maria for awhile, Britney turned to the boy. “Ciao, Palo.”

“Buon giorno.” His voice was little more then a whisper.

“Cool shoes.” She said.

This took the young cyborg by surprise. When he looked up, little Britney’s eyes locked on to his. Palo wasn‘t sure if it was for a split second or an eternity, all he knew was that without words, she had told him there was nothing to be afraid of. When she smiled, the wave of relief that washed over him nearly brought tears.

Kara took a step back, and after giving him a quick once-over said. “Looks like we got here just in time.”

“So there’s still hope?” Maria asked with an embarrassed laugh.

“Don’t worry,” Britney said. “By the time we’re done you won’t even recognize him.”

Kara then ran her fingers through the shaggy mop on his head. “What do you think, Brit, start with the hair?”

“Definitely.”

Maria could clearly see that she was no longer in charge. Following the girl’s instructions, she started off towards Via Condotti.

For a second day in a row, Palo was about to experience something that in the past he had only dreamed of.


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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Mon 17 May 2010 - 14:01

Breakfast


A morning thunderstorm was coming. The rain was still a ways off, but the deep rumbling in the sky woke Britney up before her alarm clock could. She had walked out to retrieve the paper and saw the distant flashes, smelled the wet electric ozone in the air.

It was Antonio she saw when coming into the kitchen.

“Good morning, Brit.”

“Good morning.” She said, stepping up behind him. “What are you doing?”

“Making breakfast.” He cracked another egg into a bowl that was in front of him. “You like scrambled, right?”

“Uh, I guess…” This was a definite territorial violation. “But don’t worry, I’ll take it from here.”

“It’s no problem.” As he picked up the whisk, she snatched it from his hand.

“Yeah, it is.” She gently pushed him back and moved in front of the bowl.

“Look, I was just trying to help.” He said. “You made breakfast and lunch yesterday, so I thought it would be nice if…”

“It is nice, It’s very nice,” She started to beat the eggs. “But you need to understand that when I’m here, the kitchen is mine.”

Antonio, again baffled by this seemingly alien creature that was the teenage girl, decided it was to early in the morning to try and figure it out. “Alright then.”

As he turned to leave she stopped him by saying. “I’m not going to have my guys cook for them selves.”

“I’ve been doing it for most of my adult life, Brit.” He had a distinct feeling this was a fact she could not care less about.

“Well then I guess you‘re lucky to have me here, huh?”

When she saw that he was still standing in the middle of the kitchen, she turned him around and pushed him out into the living room. “The paper is on the couch. When the coffee’s ready, I’ll bring you out some, now shoo!”

Little Britney’s culinary skills were marginal at best. Over and under cooked dishes tended to be more the rule the exception. Though the compliments the two men would give her were flat-out lies, they were kept sacred, even between themselves. Enduring the food she set on the table was a small price to pay when measured against the pretty blush on her cheeks.

“Here ya go.” She set a mug on the end table next to him. “Just how you like it.” For some reason, the kiss she gave him this morning felt especially warm.

Antonio still hated children but could not help but wonder if maybe, just maybe, this is what having a daughter would be like.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 18 May 2010 - 0:16

I missed your May 9th entry for some reason...but I'm caught up now. This installment seems to demonstrate even further how shellshocked Palo remains...I have a feeling you're building toward something, and things are going to get worse before they get better.


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Fucking Stefano...it's good to see some things aren't changing!

The cameo by Kara is a nice touch. Petrushka always seems to get credit as the go-to girl for fashion advice, it's good to see you mix things up.

For me the highlight of Breakfast was the tension that still exists between Antonio & Britney. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Biff is the only handler, canon or OC, that manages to carry on a relationship in plain view of his cyborg.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Danjo3 on Tue 18 May 2010 - 18:27

Professor Voodoo wrote:Fucking Stefano...it's good to see some things aren't changing!
Hey, the gril-boys are all horn dogs, you know that.
Professor Voodoo wrote:The cameo by Kara is a nice touch. Petrushka always seems to get credit as the go-to girl for fashion advice, it's good to see you mix things up.
I don’t know where you’re getting Petra from, she’s an empty headed dig-bat. Kara was an easy choice.

Professor Voodoo wrote:For me the highlight of Breakfast was the tension that still exists between Antonio & Britney. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Biff is the only handler, canon or OC, that manages to carry on a relationship in plain view of his cyborg.
As far as I know there isn’t. And yeah, there is some tension, but Britney definitely loves him, the same way she loves Biff. She’s just that way.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Fri 21 May 2010 - 11:21

Danjo3 wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:The cameo by Kara is a nice touch. Petrushka always seems to get credit as the go-to girl for fashion advice, it's good to see you mix things up.
I don’t know where you’re getting Petra from, she’s an empty headed dig-bat. Kara was an easy choice.
More of a fan-fic universe thing. Kiskaloo, Maverick & I have all utilized Petra in the role of "fashion advisor," probably utilizing the lessons she's learned from Alessandro.

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Post by Danjo3 on Sat 22 May 2010 - 3:23

Professor Voodoo wrote:More of a fan-fic universe thing. Kiskaloo, Maverick & I have all utilized Petra in the role of "fashion advisor," probably utilizing the lessons she's learned from Alessandro.
Ah, I see. I’ve never been any kind of Petra fan, but ironically enough I’m mulling over a story where she co-stars with Britney. I’m thinking serious drama.

I’ll tell ya, too many damn ideas backing up in my head!

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sat 22 May 2010 - 9:15

I can see Britney going Bitch on Petra.... Evil
Thrown in Rachel so she can get in a few kicks too! Evil Evil

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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 23 May 2010 - 1:10

ElfenMagix wrote:I can see Britney going Bitch on Petra....
That’s not exactly what I had in mind. I don’t want to give away too much, but let’s just say it isn’t going to be one of Britney’s better days.
ElfenMagix wrote:Thrown in Rachel so she can get in a few kicks too!
I don’t think Rachel would want anything to do with this, but I would like to give her a cameo one of these days.

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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 30 May 2010 - 12:49

Yeah, I know this story has been jumping around like a bucking bronco, but what else did you expect form the B&B universe?

Fear not. No arc shall go unfinished.



Trouble in Paradise
Part I


In the girls locker room, Petra had accidentally dropped her tennis shoes on the bench, one bouncing over to Britney’s feet. She picked it up and handed it to the older cyborg saying. “Here ya go.”

Petra shot her an icy cold stare and replied with a very curt, “Thank you.”

Ever since Britney’s sexual encounter with Petra’s handler, the tension between the two had been thick as molasses. There was little doubt in her mind as to why. And one thing was certain - she had to live with this girl, and sooner or later, she would have to find out for sure. After talking with Triela, Britney assumed that if Petra ever found out it would result in a violent assault. She knew what Petra was capable of and could only hope it would be an ordeal she would survive. But regardless of how sever the consequences, anything was better then the way things were now.

“Petra,” She asked cautiously. “Is there something wrong?”

Petra turned and gave her a look that could peal paint. As fate would have it, the redhead was more then ready to talk - seeing Britney happily skip through life at the agency, seemingly without a care, had finally pushed the girl to the end of her rope. “Yeah, you might say that.”

“What is it?” The younger girl could feel sweat start on her brow.

Petra paused for a moment, and then took a deep breath. “I know that you slept with Sandro.”

Britney felt a sudden panic grip the pit of her stomach like a vise. “Wh… what makes you say that?”

“The day it happened, I could smell you all over him.” She shook her head as a sad smile played across her face. “The bastard actually had the nerve to fuck me right after he did you.”

The younger cyborg had a sudden impulse to run out of the room, to put as much distance between the two of them as she possibly could. It was not the threat of physical violence that made her feel this way; it was simply having to answer to her sister for her betrayal. At that moment, Britney truly felt a beating would be the easy way out.

“I smell other women on him all the time,” Petra said. “But I never thought the day would come when one turned out to be my own so called sister. Someone I trusted… trusted with my life.”

“I’m sorry, Petra.” Britney desperately searched for the right words. “It didn’t mean anything, really.”

The older cyborg nodded. “So I guess that made it alright for you to stab me in the back, huh?”

Britney could think of no possible way to answer this.

“Tell me,” Petra asked. “How many of the other handlers have you fucked?”

“I haven’t.”

“I see.” Tears started to fill the redhead’s eyes. “So you just singled out Sandro, is that it?”

Never in her life had Britney wanted so badly to disappear. “I didn’t mean for it to happen.”

“Oh, really? Did he hold a gun to your head? Did he rape you?”

The blond cyborg could no longer look her sister in the eye. “No.”

For what seemed and eternity, Petra stared at the tennis shoes she was holding. She then quietly said. “Do you have any idea how hard it is being in love with a man like Sandro? Having to share him? Having to…” She clinched her eyes tightly in an effort to regain composure, but knew full well she was not going to able to finish saying everything she wanted to.

“I know Biff broke your heart when he told you he was gay, I’m well aware of that. I know all about broken hearts, but why did you have to take it out on me?” Tears began to roll down her cheeks as her voice cracked. “What the hell did I ever do to you?”

“I’m sorry.” Britney was now starting to cry herself. “I never meant to hurt you.”

“Well, you did.” She tossed her tennis shoes into the locker and slammed the door shut. “I know it probably doesn’t mean shit to you… but it hurt like hell!”

Petra closed her eyes and put a hand over her mouth, muffling the sobs. She then snatched up her gym bag and walked quickly out of the room.



Britney ran to her bedroom, and sitting at the desk, cried herself out. She did not think it possible to feel so wretched and deplorable. First Stefano and now Petra. It was all more then she felt capable of dealing with. The blond cyborg picked up her cell phone and scrolled through the contacts.

The head of Britney’s personal staff, Alex Manning, was sleeping soundly when the telephone rang. He reached over his wife and after fumbling with the receiver for a moment, put it to his ear. “Hello?”

“Alex, it’s me, Britney.”

“Oh, good morning, Miss Kensington.” He said rubbing his eyes.

“Where are you?” She asked.

“In bed.” He reached over, turned on the lamp and glanced at the digital alarm clock.

Little Britney let out an irritated sigh. “Where on the planet?”

“Atlanta.”

“That’s fucked up!” Her voice was quivering. “Why do you always have to be so far away?!”

This irrational statement caused Alex some concern. “Is everything alright, ma’am?”

“No, everything is not alright!” She said pitifully. “I want to come home.”

“Of course, Miss Kensington, no problem” As he cradled the phone with his shoulder, he quickly picked up his glasses and a note pad from the night stand. “What day were you thinking of?”

“Yesterday!”

“Ma’am?

“As soon as possible,” Britney said desperately. “If not sooner.”

“Yes, ma’am.” He quickly calculated the time difference in his head. “Let me check on some flights and I’ll call you right back.”

“Fuck that, just send one of my jets!”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“Why the hell not?”

It was obvious, that for some reason, his boss was not thinking coherently. “They’re not transatlantic.”

“What does that mean?”

“They can’t fly to Europe.”

“Then what the hell good are they?!” She yelled.

“Ma’am, your jets are in L.A. right now.” He tried to explain. “Even if they could get there, a commercial flight out of Rome would still be quicker.”

Britney plopped down onto her bed. “Fine, just do what whatever you have to.”

“Yes, ma’am. Give me about thirty minutes and I’ll call you right back, okay?”

“Make it twenty!” She snapped her phone shut.

A short time later, Alex called to fill her in on all the details. “A driver will be there at five to pick you up.” He started to go down his check list. “Your flight leaves at six-thirty. You’ll have a short lay over at Heathrow then its strait to Logan. I’ve already called headquarters so your jet will be waiting when you get there. Oh, and I wasn’t sure whether or not you wanted me to wake Mr. Kensington, so I told Carol to let him know as soon as he’s up.”

“That’s fine.”

Once at the bottom of the page he said. “Mark Stallings is your security man in Rome. He’ll be your escort.” He paused for a moment and then added. “Unless of course, Mr. Steele is coming along.”

“Biff?” It suddenly dawned on Britney that in her emotional state, he had completely slipped her mind. “Shit!”

“I hope I didn’t step out of bounds, ma’am,” He said cautiously. “But I took the liberty of making arrangements for him also… just in case.”

As always, her right hand man had all the bases covered. Little Britney again started to cry when she thought about how this man had taken such good care of her over the years, and how carelessly she had always taken him for granted.

“Alex,” She said softy. “I’m sorry I lost my temper with you earlier… I’ve just been having a really bad day.”

“Don’t give it another thought, ma’am.” He replied. “Is there anything else I can do?”

“No, you’ve done plenty already.”

“Well, you have a safe trip then,” He said. “And I’ll see you in Boston.”

“You don‘t have to do that, I’ll be alright.”

“It’s my pleasure, Miss Kensington.”

“Alex?” She said in a timid voice. “There is one more thing you can do for me.”

“Sure, what is it?”

“I’d really like it if you’d call me Britney from now on.”

Alex smiled. “I think I can handle that.”


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Post by ElfenMagix on Sun 30 May 2010 - 13:48

Ha Ha! Petra shows her true colours! And its a painted chicken! I sorta knew that she would not be able to deal with 'Sandro's dealings once it gets personal...

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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 30 May 2010 - 14:04

I truly hate Petra, but this story was more about Britney being taken to task for what she did.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 30 May 2010 - 20:45

Danjo3 wrote:I truly hate Petra, but this story was more about Britney being taken to task for what she did.
That's kind of funny because I was going to comment that for a dyed-in-the-wool Petrushka hater you wrote her rather sympathetically.

So you've stated your intent to phase out "girl-boys," and now Britney seems to be giving up and running back to California. Are you perhaps building toward a convergent climax?

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sun 30 May 2010 - 20:52

Professor Voodoo wrote:So you've stated your intent to phase out "girl-boys," and now Britney seems to be giving up and running back to California. Are you perhaps building toward a convergent climax?
On the way to Disney World, their plane disappears in the Bermuda triangle...

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 30 May 2010 - 20:56

ElfenMagix wrote:
On the way to Disney World, their plane disappears in the Bermuda triangle...

Stefano: That's wonderful, (wipes away a sincere tear) it's the death I always dreamed of...wacking off in an airliner bathroom.

Britney: That's the closest you'll ever get to the mile-high club.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sun 30 May 2010 - 20:58

Danjo3 wrote:I truly hate Petra, but this story was more about Britney being taken to task for what she did.
Except for their monetary and financials extremes, I believe both Rachel and Britney came from the same school of relationship; where if one girl screws another girl's man, there's gonna be a hair extensions pulling cat fight...

But since Petra realizes that her man is such a horn dog that she smells the scents of other women on him, and she still allows herself to have sex with him, she cant blame Britney for what happened... No cat fight was going to happen, despite what Britney may have thought. If Rachel was there, she would have told Petra that in the coldest way possible.

Professor Voodoo wrote:So you've stated your intent to phase out "girl-boys," and now Britney seems to be giving up and running back to California. Are you perhaps building toward a convergent climax?
On the way to Disney World, their plane disappears in the Bermuda triangle...

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Post by Danjo3 on Mon 31 May 2010 - 7:44

Professor Voodoo wrote:That's kind of funny because I was going to comment that for a dyed-in-the-wool Petrushka hater you wrote her rather sympathetically.
Well, she is canon. It would have been easy (and somewhat adolescent) to have her go ass crazy and beat the shit out of Britney, but I really wanted her to take the high road on this one.
Professor Voodoo wrote:So you've stated your intent to phase out "girl-boys," and now Britney seems to be giving up and running back to California. Are you perhaps building toward a convergent climax?
No, I’m not. But if you were making a movie about it, that would be a cool way to go. I’m just trying to show that Britney is a bit of a coward - instead of staying and facing her problems, she runs away.
ElfenMagix wrote:But since Petra realizes that her man is such a horn dog that she smells the scents of other women on him, and she still allows herself to have sex with him...
It would be very sad going through the motions of sex with someone you love, knowing the whole time he had just been with another. Especially when the other person turned out to be someone you had total trust in.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Mon 31 May 2010 - 10:22

Danjo3 wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:That's kind of funny because I was going to comment that for a dyed-in-the-wool Petrushka hater you wrote her rather sympathetically.
Well, she is canon. It would have been easy (and somewhat adolescent) to have her go ass crazy and beat the shit out of Britney, but I really wanted her to take the high road on this one.
(and...)
Danjo3 wrote:No, I’m not. But if you were making a movie about it, that would be a cool way to go. I’m just trying to show that Britney is a bit of a coward - instead of staying and facing her problems, she runs away.
ElfenMagix wrote:But since Petra realizes that her man is such a horn dog that she smells the scents of other women on him, and she still allows herself to have sex with him...
It would be very sad going through the motions of sex with someone you love, knowing the whole time he had just been with another. Especially when the other person turned out to be someone you had total trust in.
Cat-fights would have been the norm in some places. The opposite (accepting it) is another in other places.
But what Petra did here is what one would see in a soap opera. Just watch her, she'll be plotting and scheming against Britney for too long, when it should be 'Sandro she should be plotting and scheme against (while up-chucking and hurling away in the toilet bowl)!

Unfortunately, if Pertra would do an Elsa on 'Sandro, it would be hard to be aiming her gun while doubled over in pain and throwing up on the park floor.
Britney would be an easier target, one that would bring less pain to the satisfaction...

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Professor Voodoo wrote:Fucking Stefano...it's good to see some things aren't changing!
Hey, the gril-boys are all horn dogs, you know that.
Professor Voodoo wrote:The cameo by Kara is a nice touch. Petrushka always seems to get credit as the go-to girl for fashion advice, it's good to see you mix things up.
I don’t know where you’re getting Petra from, she’s an empty headed dig-bat. Kara was an easy choice.
Petra needs to be told how to dress, just like Francesca. In fact, she needs 'Sandro to put on make up for her! Francesca's already past that stage!!! Though the two are alike in some ways, Petrushka's a total dingbat on everything while Francesca's modelled after Melody from Josie and the PussyCats.

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ElfenMagix wrote:
On the way to Disney World, their plane disappears in the Bermuda triangle...

Stefano: That's wonderful, (wipes away a sincere tear) it's the death I always dreamed of...wacking off in an airliner bathroom.

Britney: That's the closest you'll ever get to the mile-high club.
I hope that's not Britney's private jet. And I difinately would hate to be the recovery team that finds that plane...

Forensic Scientist 01: Uhm... why are tests registering DNA on the Ceiling Tiles?

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The jet that picked up Briney from Logan International Airport was called Destiny. A name her father had given it. Flying was something he loved.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Mon 31 May 2010 - 16:06

ElfenMagix wrote:On the way to Disney World, their plane disappears in the Bermuda triangle...
Stefano: That's wonderful, (wipes away a sincere tear) it's the death I always dreamed of...wacking off in an airliner bathroom.

Britney: That's the closest you'll ever get to the mile-high club.
I hope that's not Britney's private jet. And I difinately would hate to be the recovery team that finds that plane...

Forensic Scientist 01: Uhm... why are tests registering DNA on the Ceiling Tiles?

Forensic Scientist 02: Do we really want to know?
But it's the Bermuda Triangle (insert ominous music)...they'll never be found...


Marcello: You know, that harldy seems fair. Couldn't we all die after having gone to Disney World?

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Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 31 May 2010 - 16:13

Professor Voodoo wrote:But it's the Bermuda Triangle (insert ominous music)...they'll never be found...

I don't think that would stop CSI: Miami.

Professor Voodoo wrote:Marcello: You know, that harldy seems fair. Couldn't we all die after having gone to Disney World?

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Professor Voodoo wrote:Marcello: You know, that harldy seems fair. Couldn't we all die after having gone to Disney World?

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Post by Awinnell on Mon 31 May 2010 - 16:59

as long as they don't end up on some weird island where polar bears wander around and the dead won't stay dead



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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 13 Jun 2010 - 10:06

This particular story was written as a companion piece to “Breakfast”, but before I could complete it, I was distracted by “Trouble in Paradise”. As a result, I ended up pigeon holing it. When it comes to the B&B universe I’ve got too many damn irons in the fire. Anyway, instead of starting another new story on one of the other arcs, I decided to go back and finish this. Hope you enjoy!



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After they had finished breakfast, little Britney had quickly laid claim to the bathroom. Antonio found this more then a little irritating, knowing how long she would keep it occupied. It was the first time she had ever spent the night at his house and as luck would have it, Biff was not there. The evening before, the three had gone out to dinner and just as they had finished desert, Biff was called back to the Agency on urgent non-fratello business. He asked Antonio if he would mind watching the young girl, promising to be back later the next day.

He knocked on the bathroom door, only to find it was open. “Brit, I’d really like to get in there sometime today.”

“Come on in.” She said in a garbled voice. “I’m almost done.”

When he stepped inside, Britney was spitting a mouthful of toothpaste into the sink. She was also wearing nothing but a small thong. Antonio looked around the floor and spotted the white tank top she had slept in. He picked it up and draped it on the back of her neck.

“What?” She turned around and asked.

“Why don’t you cover up?”

She gave him a puzzled look. “Why do you care?”

“I don’t.” He said. “But your brother wouldn’t approve.”

“Yeah, but he’s not here right now.”

“Just humor me.”

“You’re not wearing a shirt.” She said. “Isn’t that a bit of a double standard?”

“You have more to conceal then I do.” Antonio sighed.

“That’s the most sexist thing I ever heard.”

“Give me a break, will ya?”

“Tony sweetheart, I think this is one of those situations where you need to lead by example.” She threw it back at him. “You put it on.”

Antonio knew he did not have anywhere near the authority over this girl that Biff did and that this battle of wills, like all of the others, would ultimately end in his defeat. He had learned one important lesson when it came to dealing with her - if at first you don’t succeed, give up. He pitched the tank top into the hamper.

“I suppose next you’ll be asking me to wear bloomers.” She grumbled.

“I’m willing to bet that of all the undies you own, that crap you have on now covers the most territory.”

“Wrong.” She said. “I have regular panties. It’s just that I usually don’t wear them unless I’m riding the cotton pony.”

“Thanks for sharing that.” Antonio reached over her, opened the medicine cabinet and began to move its contents around.

“What are you looking for?”

“My razor.”

“Oh, it’s in the shower.”

Antonio leaned over and picked it up off the edge of the tub. “Since you were just showering,” He said, inspecting it closely. “Do you by chance know how it got there?”

She started to towel dry her hair. “I forgot to bring mine, so I didn’t think you’d mind if I barrowed it.”

“Well I do.” He pushed her from in front of the mirror. “You think I want to shave my face after you’ve used it on your stinky arm pits.”

“My arm pits are not stinky!” She said. “And that’s not what I used it for.”

“Okay, so you basically ruined the blade on your sasquatch legs.”

“No, smartass, I didn’t.”

When Britney saw his glare in the mirror, it became clear that she should have quit while she was ahead.

“You better tell me there’s a fourth area on your body that requires hair removal.”

“There is.” Britney started to fidget. “I hate to admit it but… I’ve been kind of a bad girl lately… so I had to shave my palms.”

He continued to glare. “I hope you notice I’m not laughing.”

“What the big deal?” She said. “Hair is hair.”

He grabbed the back of her neck and squeezed. “The big deal is that I don’t have any replacement blades, and now I have to shave my face with something you just used on your pussy!”

She winced at the pain. “I rinsed it off!”

“That’s not the point.” He gave Britney’s head a quick shake before releasing her. “How would you like it if I used your razor to shave my nuts?”

“I wouldn’t mind at all.” She gave him a mischievous smile. “As a matter of fact, I’d be happy to shave them for you.”

“You wish.” He turned on the faucet and waited for the water to heat up. After a moment he said. “I don’t know why you even bother. It’s not like you have anything down there to shave.”

“Yes I do!”

“Yeah, peach fuzz.”

“No, regular hair.” She said. “It’s just that I’m blond and it’s not as dark.”

“Really?” He ran his razor under the steaming water. “So you color your pussy hair too?”

“I don’t color my hair asshole, it’s natural!” She snapped.

“If you say so.”

Britney pushed her way back in front of the mirror and elbowed him in the stomach. “This coming from a man who waxes his chest.”

“You got a problem with that?”

“Yeah,” She draped her wet towel over the curtain rod. “It’s gay.”

“So you’re saying you don’t like it?”

“No, I don’t.” She retrieved his hair dryer from the cabinet under the sink. “Tell me, does Biff make you do that?”

“Biff, doesn’t make me do anything.”

“It wouldn’t surprise me if you do the full body thing.”

Britney glanced at his reflection and noticed he was making a little too much out of inspecting his razor.

A smile slowly spread across her face. “You do, don’t you?”

“It’s none of your business.”

She made a grab for his boxer shorts. “Let me see!”

“No!”

“Come on!”

“Get your paws off me!” He said, trying to keep her at bay.

“Don’t be shy.”

“I said no!”

She continued to press her attack. “Pleeease.”

“Damn it, Britney!”

“I’ve never seen a guy waxed down there.” She struggled to get a purchase on the waist band. “Come on, just a quick peek.”

“Alright, alright!” He slapped her hands away. “But you better not say anything about this to Biff.”

“I Cross my heart.”

He took a deep breath and pulled down his shorts while looking up at the ceiling. After Britney had studied him for a moment, she began to laugh.

“What the hell’s so funny?”

“It makes you looked like a very well hung nine year old.”

He quickly pulled the boxers back up. “Boy, you’re on a roll today aren’t you?”

“I’m sorry.” She said, still giggling. “I can understand guys shaving their faces, but that’s where it should stop, especially if you happen to be an Italian man.”

“I take it you have a thing for us?”

“I wouldn’t exactly call it a thing,” She said. “But I really like how passionate you guys are.”

Antonio looked at the reflection of his chest. “Now that I think about it, I never have asked Biff if he likes it.”

“When Biff was in competition, before you came along,” She said. “He did the same thing and hated it.”

“I know, he told me.”

“So are you going to ask him?”

“What’s the use?” Antonio said. “He’ll just cop out and say he’s happy with whatever I want, just like he always does.”

“You might call that a cop out, but I think it’s very sweet.”

“I know,” He said a bit sheepishly. “I didn’t mean it like that.”

“Do you want my honest opinion?”

“No, but let’s hear it anyway.”

“I’ve always thought you were one of the hottest guys I ever met.” She said. “And now that I’ve seen how well equipped you are, I’m officially giving you a perfect 10.”

“Seriously?” He started to blush a bit. “A ten?”

“Yep. But you know what? If you were hairy I’d make it twelve and a half.” She reached up with both hands and caressed his chest. “God, if you weren’t gay I would totally wreck you.”

He raised one eye brow. “And just what makes you think I’d jump in bed with a thirteen year old?”

“Trust me, you would.” She said with complete confidence. “Once I set my sights on a guy, it’s only a matter of time.”

“So you always get your man, is that it?”

She looked him dead in the eye. “Always.”

Antonio found this a bit unsettling, but never doubted her for a moment. Britney was definitely not the kind of girl who would be denied anything.

“It actually might have been interesting, considering I’ve never been nailed by a bona fide dork before.” She playfully pinched one of his cheeks and turned back to the mirror. “So how do you plan on keeping me entertained today?”

“I don’t know if you’re aware of it,” He said nonchalantly. “But Gorassini has their summer line out.”

She spun back around, eyes as wide as saucers. “No way!”

“Oh yeah, some of the cutest stuff I’ve ever seen, and I really wanted to take you there.” He hung his head in mock shame. “But I see now there’s no way I can allow Miss Kensington to be seen on the streets of Rome with a dork.”

“I’m sorry, Tony, you’re not a dork!” The blond took his hand and held it to her chest, completely forgetting she was topless. “You’re the coolest guy in the world! You’re awesome! You rock! Rock out loud!”

Antonio felt that he now had the advantage and wanted to play it for all it was worth. “Sorry, but you’re not convincing me.”

On any other occasion, Britney would have played his game and gone into her well honed flirtation mode, but this was different. Antonio had forgotten that the last thing you ever want to do is get between Britney and new clothes.

“Alright then, let’s try this another way.” In one quick and fluid motion, she twisted Antonio’s arm around his back and wrenched it upwards, causing him to yelp. “You either take me to Gorassini, or I rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! What’s it going to be dork-face?”

“Alright!” He groaned into the sink. “You win!”

“Glad you see it my way.” After she released the hold, Antonio straightened up and started to rub his arm.

“That hurt.” Little Britney could not help but smile when she saw the little boy pout on his face.

“You big baby.” She leaned forward and gently kissed his arm. “Now go get dressed, we’re wasting time.”

“Can I at least shave first?”

“There’s no time for that.” She said impatiently. “And anyway, your razor is contaminated with pussy germs. If you were to accidentally cut yourself, it would turn you straight.”

Antonio rolled his eyes. “There’s no off switch on your funny is there.”

She held the blow dryer on him like a gun. “Move it mister!”

“Alright, I’m going.” He said. “By the way, I know how proud you are of those little tits, but I’d really appreciate it if you’d put a shirt on before we leave.”

Britney scowled “And I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t use the word little.”

“You should also try wearing a bra for a change.” He added. “Your high-beams tend to draw unwanted attention.”

“That’s not my fault.” She said. “And who are you, my mother?”

“Brit, if I was your mother you wouldn’t be such a damn brat.”

“Why don’t you admit it, Tony,” She held her arms over her head and did a little shimmy dance. “You wouldn’t have me any other way.”

“You’re hopeless,” He turned and started down the hall, shaking his head. “Absolutely hopeless.”

Britney stepped out into the hallway behind him. “Tony?”

“What now?”

“I’ll wear a stupid bra if it’ll make you happy,” She said. “But only because I love you.”

“Good. I know you like the attention and all…” It took a moment or two, but the second part of Britney’s remark finally began to soak in. “What did you say?”

“I said I’ll wear a bra.”

“No, no, the other thing.”

She acted as though recalling it was a true effort. “Oh, you mean the thing about me loving you?”

“Yeah, that’s it.” There was definite concern in his voice. “What did you mean by that?”

“Don’t get yourself in a tizzy.” She said with a warm smile. “I mean I love you the same way I do Biff and Kevin. To be honest, I kind of think of you as a third brother.”

Antonio was caught so far off guard he found himself speechless. “I… I don’t know what to say.”

Britney stepped forward and took his hand. “I’m sorry if it makes you uncomfortable, but when it comes to my heart I have a very strict no return policy, so I’m afraid you’re just going to have to get used to it.”

“It’s not that I’m uncomfortable…”

“You could have fooled me.”

Antonio did his best to regain his footing. “I just didn’t know you felt this way.”

“I know, it’s crazy isn’t it?” Britney started to laugh. “But how could I not love a guy who’s so protective of my nipples?”

Antonio broke down and laughed along with her. “It’s a thankless job, but someone’s got to do it.”

Once Britney had settled down to a soft giggle she said. “Before you get any ideas, there’s something you need to understand - just because you have big brother status now, doesn’t mean you can start bossing me around.”

“I’ll try to remember that.”

“But feel free to spoil me all you want.” She quickly added.

“Am I going to have a choice?”

“What do you think?” She put her hand around the back of his neck, pulled his head down and kissed his cheek. “Now I believe there was the little matter of a shopping trip?”

“I believe you’re right.”

In his room, Antonio, who was an only child, mulled over the idea of having a young girl consider him a big brother. When he had finished dressing and went to the full length mirror on the closet door for a final check, he became conscious of the fact that there was a smile on his face. This was followed by a sudden and surprising realization – the man was actually looking forward to spending the day with little Britney.

“I’ll be damned,” He said to his reflection. “She finally got me.”


THE END

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 13 Jun 2010 - 10:56

Witty & ribald...this dialogue had me laughing all the way through.

For the record my OC handler would probably have a brain aneurysm and drop dead if he had to put up with Britney. Antonio is to be applauded.

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by Kiskaloo on Sun 13 Jun 2010 - 11:05

Professor Voodoo wrote:Witty & ribald...this dialogue had me laughing all the way through.

Yes Indeed

Professor Voodoo wrote:For the record my OC handler would probably have a brain aneurysm and drop dead if he had to put up with Britney. Antonio is to be applauded.

Same with Michele. Even dialing Kara all the way to "11" would still not really prepare him for his role as an advisor to Britney (as "handler" implies a level of control she would not stand for).

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Re: Biff & Little Britney

Post by boomer_gonz on Sun 13 Jun 2010 - 11:14

Very nice and very cute. 5*

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