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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Sun 2 Nov 2008 - 8:00

@Whatface wrote:"Trust me, drunk rifle wielding cyborgs are bad. At least take the smoke".

He forces the smoke grenade onto Alcide and runs off.

Alcide shrugs, pockets the grenade and starts making his way to the bar.

@Whatface wrote:"Copy paste? So you like it too?? Hmmmm......?"

Muffin leans close to face Keetha again (like for the 50th time?).

"Lots and lots of Shinji and Kaworu"

She smirks

Keetha: "Of course, just don't tell Alcide."

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sun 2 Nov 2008 - 12:05

Frederick notices the sudden change of bartender.

"Oooh! Spartan woman take the table from Rolito!! SHE. IS. SPARTAAAAAN!!"

Leonidas replies. "SHE. IS NOT. SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!"

They continue to argue.


Triela smirk, receiving Adrie's mix. "Thanks *hic*. Lets all drink together and celebrate this...madness"




Not far, Claes has managed to 'rid' of Henrietta and finally, once again, makes her move to Giuseppe.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Probit Return on Sun 2 Nov 2008 - 13:56

Adrianna frowned but ignored Frederick. "Yeah, madness sounds about right." She looked around the area, taking in everyone. "Um, why is Claes chasing after that kid? I thought she had a guy already. Oh, what was his name? Luke I think." Wanting to stop Henrietta from killing her, she called out, "Claes! Hey, how about you have a drink with us? I can mix you up a killer Tall Black Russian."

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Mon 3 Nov 2008 - 6:50

Muffin snuggles with Keetha and enjoys the pictures. She wraps her arms around Keetha and squeals.

"Balls are touching!!"


"Isn't it great?? I got them from Triela. She's a real yaoi fangirl."

She smirks

"So with that phone of yours you can access anything that's on my laptop? Play videos and stuff?"

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Mon 3 Nov 2008 - 13:05

@Whatface wrote:"Isn't it great?? I got them from Triela. She's a real yaoi fangirl."

Keetha: *surprised* "Really? I woudn't have expected that of her..."

She smiles slightly.

@Whatface wrote:"So with that phone of yours you can access anything that's on my laptop? Play videos and stuff?"

Keetha's smile widens in expectation.

Keetha: "Of course"

She quickly hacks into Muffin's laptop, not waiting for the password, and searches around...



Meanwhile...

Alcide opens the door to the bar, and a wave of sound crashes into him. Unable to comprehend the insanity, he falls to the ground, unconcious.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Mon 3 Nov 2008 - 22:11

@TTIO wrote:Meanwhile...

Alcide opens the door to the bar, and a wave of sound crashes into him. Unable to comprehend the insanity, he falls to the ground, unconcious.
Matthew dumps a bucket of water on him and gives him the flashbang.

"Told you"

Then he dashes off...

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Muffin recognizes a file as Keetha browses through her laptop.

Muffin: "Ooh, lookie lookie! Elfen Lied!"

ElfenMagix: I DID NOT LIED!!!


She briefly takes control of the iPhone and opens the video. Accidentally scrolling to the part where Lucy gropes Nana in the bewbs.

"WHAT THE HELL ASIAN CARTOON PORN?!?!" screams Matthew who suddenly sticks in head in through the window.

Muffin jumps in her seat. Upon realizing it was Matthew, she pokes him in the nose and pushes his face out of the window.

Muffin: "How the hell did you sneak up on us?!?"

Matthew: "That's SAS for ya"

Muffin: *points at the video* "Its not porn and its not asian!! Its Japanese anime!!"

Matthew: *facepalms* "I swear, almost everyone in this agency likes that damn stuff. What the hell is wrong with them? Am I the only person here that finds 12 year old girls with enormous boobs and huge eyes just freaking stupid?"

Muffin grabs Keetha's iPhone and shoves it in Matthew's face.

Muffin: "NO, IT FRIGGIN COOL AND BLOODY AND VIOLENT!!! LOOK!!"

Matthew: "Uh, all I see are pink haired girls with kitty ears? *sarcastic* Yeah, that's really awesome."

Muffin: "They're horns, not kitty ears!! AND THEY'RE MUTAN-"

But Matthew had already snuck off.

Muffin infuriatingly dumps the iPhone on Keetha's lap. She would have started spamming insults about how her handler was an ignorant fuck, but her conditioning prevented her from doing so.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Tue 4 Nov 2008 - 8:44

Taking another shot, Triela lets a stream of hot-air escape her throat. The smell of alcohol...

"Hey, Adrie..." she starts."...do you have anyone you like in the Agency...?"


Meanwhile at the corner, Claes has managed to pin Giuseppe to the wall. In another, Petra dances wildly. Near the door, Rico suddenly turns...emo?

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Post by Probit Return on Tue 4 Nov 2008 - 12:26

Adrianna blushed slightly at the question. "Well... no one in particular. There aren't many guys here." Feeling a bit sad, she reached behind the counter and grabbed a bottle of bourbon. Twisting off the cap, she started chugging down the contents of the bottle. "The only other guys I know," she started, a bit miffed, "are that asshole Nero and his annoying roommate."

She suddenly felt the need to give the cynical bastard a piece of her mind. Pulling out a cell phone, she dialed up a number, adding in the cross country codes to connect. The phone started ringing.

On the other side of the world, Nero's phone started ringing, right in the middle of science class. "Mr. Proietti, it seems your phone call is more important then my class. Would you mind telling us who is calling you when you should be learning?"

"Not now," the black haired boy replied as he answered the phone and went to leave the classroom. "Hello?" he asked in Italian, earning him strange glances from his fellow classmates.

"I'm sick of your attitude you bastard!" came the slurred reply. "All you do is bitch and moan about EVERYTHING. Just shut yer damn mouth!"

"..." Nero was speechless for a moment. "Adrianna? Geez, how long was it since I was over there? Are you drunk?"

"You betcher ass I am. Who do you think you are? Telling me off like that?"

Nero frowned. "I wasn't telling you off, I just think you should lay off the booze. Why are you..." He stopped talking as he noticed the Italian teacher walking down the hall.

"Ah, Nick, I wasn't aware you could speak Italian so fluently. How come you never joined my class?" she asked. "Were you talking about alcohol?"

"Not now," he muttered to her. "Look, just don't do anything rash," he quietly muttered to Adrianna.

"Yeah, like kicking yer ass," Adrianna replied.

He rolled his eyes and hung up. "Look, a reletive of mine is pretty sick, I have to take some time off. Bye," he said quickly and ran off. Maggie's gonna be pissed when I tell her I want to use the matter transporter... He thought glumly.

Back in Italy, Adrianna looked at Triela wide eyed. "He hung up on me! That bastard!"

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Tue 4 Nov 2008 - 14:17

@Whatface wrote:But Matthew had already snuck off.

Muffin infuriatingly dumps the iPhone on Keetha's lap. She would have started spamming insults about how her handler was an ignorant fuck, but her conditioning prevented her from doing so.

Keetha: "Nevermind, it's his loss. Anyway, what's this...?"

She opens another video file, and skips to the middle.

OOC: I'll leave it up to you to decide what's in the file Razz

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@TTIO wrote:Meanwhile...

Alcide opens the door to the bar, and a wave of sound crashes into him. Unable to comprehend the insanity, he falls to the ground, unconcious.
Matthew dumps a bucket of water on him and gives him the flashbang.

"Told you"

Then he dashes off...

Alcide gets up groggily and wanders into the bar.

Alcide: "Uhh... Where am I? What happened?"

He notices the drunk cyborgs and the smoke grenade in his hand. In order to shake the insanity from his mind, he tries to get a drink.

Alcide: "Bartender. Could I get a drink over here please? Anything will do, it just needs to have some alcohol in it..."

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Wed 5 Nov 2008 - 10:26

Triela smiles mischeviously at the seemingly-drunk Adrie; clearly she enjoys every sight of it.

"Hoo..." she start. "Are you drunk *hic* already...? Niiiceee~!"

She leans closer to Adrie.

"So tell me, Adrie, who is it that you like again...? Was it Nero? I see some tsundere tendencies here~"


Up in the background, Frederick and Leonidas were brawling and shoving kicks and punches around.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Thu 6 Nov 2008 - 5:30

@TTIO wrote:OOC: I'll leave it up to you to decide what's in the file Razz"


Muffin eyes Keetha, then Mikuru, then Keetha...

Then fantasi-IMAGINES... Keetha in a bunny suit.

"You think your bewbs are bigger than Mikuru's?"

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Probit Return on Thu 6 Nov 2008 - 13:09

"No I don't like Nero! Yer putting words in my mouth!" Adrianna replied flustered. "And even if I did, it could never work. He lives on the other side of the world. It's impossible. Impossible I tell you!" She was waving her arms franticly as she tried to state her case to Triela.

Meanwhile:

Nero arrived at OTAWOs facilities in rapid time. It helped that he had run into Abigail and convinced her to drive him, but that was beside the point. He was running out of time.

Rushing into the laboritory building with reckless abandon, not even noticing his roommate Charlie standing in the hall. "Whoa, slow down. What's the hurry?"

"Adrianna's... drunk..." Nero replied gasping for air. "Must... stop her... from... making... bad choices..."

"That brunette girl from Italy? Drunk? SCORE! I'm coming with. Let's go." Charlie practically tugged Nero into a lab.

"Hey wait, you can't come. You'll just try taking advantage of her."

"Will not!"

"Will too!" This went on for about 3 minutes.

"Bah, we're bickering like some married couple... Wait... what is that feeling?"

"Yeah... I feel it too." A sense of dread filled the cyborg boys. "It seemed to happen right after you mentioned us as a... Shit. Yaoi fangirls." Nero held his head in his hands.

"But, that's not possible! We're not even canon! They should be repulsed by our very existences! We're not even gay!"

Nero pulled back his hand and slapped Charlie. "Snap out of it man! So long as we don't do anything homoerotic, we should be safe from their influences. We've got more important things to worry about right now."

Putting aside their current dread, the pair rushed into the lab. "Quinn! We need the Matter Transporter! Quick!"

The man standing at the lab turned around and blanched. "No can do. I can't let you make unauthorized use of the Timer. I haven't perfected it for same universe travel yet."

"Yeah yeah, all of that dimensional traveller bull shit, just hand it over!" Nero shouted, grabbing ahold of the Timer and pressing a button just as Abigail rushed in.

"What's going on Nero! You never told me why you were in such a rush."

The four people in the room, two cyborg boys, one super genius scientist/slider, and a misplaced girl, were all pulled into the opening vortex and dropped into Italy, surrounded by several of the Borg.

OOC: ...Yeah, I just wanted to break the fourth wall. Expect more of it.

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"What do you mean 'What the hell is a Funyarinpa?' You mean... you don't know?"
"How the hell would I know?"
"How could you not know?! That's... that's practically blasphemous! Say you're sorry! Apologize to the Funyarinpa! Goodness, you are such a rude woman..."
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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sat 8 Nov 2008 - 3:45

This time, Triela leans closer to Adrianna--of course, she took a moment to gaze to another individual in the room.

"Muffin, Keetha, will you two just *hic* SHUT UP!!"

then she returns to Adrie.

"Oh, c'mon Adrie...I have a feeling you have your eyes on Nero--and I can assume Nero has his eyes on you too! Why don't you take some...small chance and call him *hic* right now and say it? Long distance relationship isn't that bad~!"

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Sat 8 Nov 2008 - 4:37

OOC:
Panzer IV wrote:"Muffin, Keetha, will you two just *hic* SHUT UP!!"
Muffin and Keetha are locked inside a SUV outside of the bar having a hawt time. So im assuming Triela is seeing things.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Sat 8 Nov 2008 - 8:06

@Whatface wrote:
@TTIO wrote:OOC: I'll leave it up to you to decide what's in the file Razz"


Muffin eyes Keetha, then Mikuru, then Keetha...

Then fantasi-IMAGINES... Keetha in a bunny suit.

"You think your bewbs are bigger than Mikuru's?"

Keetha: "Well that was... different... Hey, wait a minute! Are you imagining me in a bunny suit?!"

Panzer IV wrote:"Muffin, Keetha, will you two just *hic* SHUT UP!!"

Keetha turns around, looking towards the back of the SUV.

Keetha: "Ooh... Look, a rip in the space-time continuum! I wonder how that happened?"

She puts her arm through the rip and taps Alcide lightly on the shoulder before ducking out of the way. She giggles in expectation of Alcide's response.

Alcide: *turns around* "Huh? Who was that? Hmm... The drink must be getting to me, it looks as though Muffin is over there, and the inside of the SUV she and Keetha were in too..."

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Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Probit Return on Sat 8 Nov 2008 - 20:58

"You really think so?" Adrianna asked as she looked back and forth between Triela and her phone. "Awe what the hell, why not?" Flipping the phone back open and hitting redial, Adrianna grabbed another bottle, this time of whiskey and started chugging it down.

The line connected and Nero's voice projected through the ear piece. "Hey, look, I'm kind of busy at the moment. I'll call you back, or better yet, I'll be there in about 15." A click echoed as if it had filled the room.

Adrianna was fuming. "That... that bastard hung up on me again!"

Meanwhile, Nero, Charlie, Abigail, and Quinn stood in front of the large group of Borg. "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile," the chorused.

"How did a group of Borg make it to Earth?" Nero asked. "I mean, this is really a stretch, even for our continuity."

"Plot device," Charlie answered. "I'll take care of it." He stepped forward and held a hand up. "Kneel before my might you pathetic lesser cyborgs."

The Borg looked at each other strangely. "Resistance is futile."

"Ha, see, that proves it. I'm clearly superior. Not only do I have free will, but you are divided by zero."

Nothing happened. "You can't have honestly expected that to work could you?"

"Nope," he replied, "Just work long enough for me to do this." He pulled a grenade from his pack and tossed it into the Borg. "Haul ASS!"

An explosion rang out as the four ran away. "Wow, I never expected the Timer to work like that first shot," Quinn said.

"Yeah, yeah," Nero mumbled, "it worked. Let's just find the bar. Okay?"

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"What do you mean 'What the hell is a Funyarinpa?' You mean... you don't know?"
"How the hell would I know?"
"How could you not know?! That's... that's practically blasphemous! Say you're sorry! Apologize to the Funyarinpa! Goodness, you are such a rude woman..."
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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Sun 9 Nov 2008 - 3:00

Keetha: "Ooh... Look, a rip in the space-time continuum! I wonder how that happened?"
O.o

Muffin: "Must be Mikuru..."

...

Muffin: "And yes, I was fantasi- I mean. Imagining you in a bunny suit. You got a problem with that?"

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Sun 9 Nov 2008 - 6:26

Keetha: "Yeah... It's sorta wierd. Anyway, help me chuck stuff through the rip and I'll forgive you."

She grins and starts throwing random junk, like wrappers and other rubbish left in the SUV, at random people in that bar, often missing miserably.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Sun 9 Nov 2008 - 8:29

Muffin grabs the box of ammo and starts chucking rounds through the rift.

"You know Keetha, when I first met you, I thought you were just another random teenage gen2 bitch slut-ho-whore. Like you know, the type that are all super cheerful and shit even though there's a war going on. Or maybe the type with one freaking million clothes... freaking dress up dolls, we're fraking killing machines for fraks sakes."

Muffin faces Keetha and smilies.

"But you turned out to be nothing like that. In fact I think you're pretty cool!"

She resumes chucking stuff.

"I'm glad you're not one of them no handler rambo cyborgs either. All wannabe friggin badass. Who the hell lets a billion dollar weapon walk freely on the streets on its own freewill with no supervision??"

Fired up from her little rant, Muffin throws a couple of empty magazines at Frederick

(OOC: I know Frederick is usually attached to a fratello. Muffin here is just being ignorant Razz)

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Mon 10 Nov 2008 - 10:29

Triela shot her eyes up.

"What? Say *hic* again? He hung up on you? That's bad!"

She chugs down Petra's share of alcohol. Momentarily she grins at the sight of what Petra and Claes was doing. "Aaaah~ You know Adrie, he could be out there cheating you, you know! Hey, if he ever comes here I suggest two things: One you rush up to him and kiss him or two prepare a BFG and blast him away!"

She hics. "For the Luls. I know there are people watching us...controlling us right now. Something is still controlling me...and I believe Frederick too *hic*"


Meanwhile, Frederick dodges Matrix style (from Muffin's attempt of tossing the empty mag) and draws an StG 44.

"Pwn J00!!!" He pause for a moment. "Hey, I can *hic* do L337 74lk!"

*BRATATATATATATATATATTATATA!!!*

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Post by Probit Return on Mon 10 Nov 2008 - 13:54

"You want me to kiss him!" Adrianna shouted, but soon blushed and looked at the bar due to the attention everyone had decided to give her little outburst. She became a little creeped by Triela's last comment though. "Watching us? Controlling us? Wha... what does that mean? I'm confused. I wish Nero would just show up like he had said before hanging up."

As if on cue, the black haired cyborg burst through the doors of the bar in a hurry. Receiving a nudge from Triela, Adrianna lept off her barstool and embraced Nero in a passionate kiss.

Charlie, who had been the next one to enter, stopped in his tracks as he stared at the scene. "Wow, talk about an out of character moment..."

"Would you stop with all of that babble? I have no idea what you guys are talking about," Abigail muttered as she followed into the bar. "What are we doing he..." Her jaw dropped at what she was seeing.

Suddenly, she became very, very livid. Her left eye twitched as she worked to control her anger.

Charlie shook his head slowly. "Great, and now we've got the start of a harem. I swear, our author is trying to get us killed."

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"What do you mean 'What the hell is a Funyarinpa?' You mean... you don't know?"
"How the hell would I know?"
"How could you not know?! That's... that's practically blasphemous! Say you're sorry! Apologize to the Funyarinpa! Goodness, you are such a rude woman..."
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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Tue 11 Nov 2008 - 1:55

Panzer taps Probit's shoulder.

"Good job, man. Good job. Yes, we're gonna' get them killed are we? HURR!"


For the first time in the night, Triela drops her beer. The bottle rolls as he witness the amazing turn of events. She stood up "Woooh!!"

and cheered. It was then that she realized: "Hey, I'm not gonna' *hic* lose to a girl like you! Smack his ass Adrie!"

And with a click of a finger, Panzer sends Triela running towards Frederick, repeating the same action as Adrie did to Nero.

...With random results.

"W-what was taht about??" Frederick leaps. "Aw hell!"

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Probit Return on Tue 11 Nov 2008 - 12:36

Probit smiled evilly. "Yes, yes. Excellent. Thank you Panzer."

Meanwhile, Triela's comment didn't go over too well with Abigail, and things just got worse when Adrianna's hand left Nero's back and reared back before reversing it's course and smacking his ass, gripping it a little.

Nero was too shocked to do anything. Abigail, on the other hand, let her anger take over. Thinking quickly, she pushed Charlie and grabbed his pistol. Taking off the safety, she pointed the gun at Adrianna. "Back away from him! NOW!"

Seeing the gun pointed at her, Adrianna reacted on instinct, pushing herself away from Nero and drawing her own pistol, returning aim at Abigail.

Now, Nero was tasked with protecting Abigail, and despite everything that had happened, still managed to draw his own weapon at Adrianna. "Okay everyone, let's just take it easy," he said has he stood there. "We don't need any bloodshed here, so I'd really like it if you both just put your weapons down."

Charlie, meanwhile, just shook his head and looked towards the ceiling. "I really hate you. You know that?"

Probit laughed and words formed in Charlie's head. "I know, I know."

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Fission Mailed

"What do you mean 'What the hell is a Funyarinpa?' You mean... you don't know?"
"How the hell would I know?"
"How could you not know?! That's... that's practically blasphemous! Say you're sorry! Apologize to the Funyarinpa! Goodness, you are such a rude woman..."
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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Tue 11 Nov 2008 - 21:27

Whatface Junior lurks in the liquor shelves, desperate to find food.

"I wonder whats inside...."

He somehow manages to open a bottle with his puny arms and peers inside.

"Nothing but-"

The bottle dislodges and falls, landing conveniently on a table in an upright position. Whatface Junior also falls and plunges into the bottle, somehow fitting through the bottles narrow neck.

"OH SHIT!! I'M STUCK!!!"

Whatface Junior flails about inside the bottle, causing it to shake and dance across the table. He squeals and shrieks in Alien. It looked like the bottle had a life of its own.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Wed 12 Nov 2008 - 7:38

In the midst of the tense situation between Adrianna and Abigail, a drunk half-naked Claes (having finished with Giuseppe) steps in between the two. She peek through the barrel of both pistols, laughing and giggling for a moment before running to Nero and...

"Would you like to *hic* whip me...hard?"

She then proceeds to smother his lips with hers.

Frederick laughs in the corner. "FOR THE LULZ!!!! *hic*"

...and Triela returns to her business with Frederick.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Wed 12 Nov 2008 - 15:12

@Whatface wrote:"You know Keetha, when I first met you, I thought you were just another random teenage gen2 bitch slut-ho-whore. Like you know, the type that are all super cheerful and shit even though there's a war going on. Or maybe the type with one freaking million clothes... freaking dress up dolls, we're fraking killing machines for fraks sakes."

Muffin faces Keetha and smilies.

"But you turned out to be nothing like that. In fact I think you're pretty cool!"

She resumes chucking stuff.

Keetha: "Well, it's always nice to know that people don't consider you a slut-ho... whatever you said"

Keetha smiles back at Muffin, during which time one of her 'missiles' somehow manages to hit a lightbulb due to her terrible stationary aim.

Keetha: "Woah, didn' expect that..." *glances around* "Hey look! Living bottle!"

She then proceeds to try and hit the bottle as opposed to other random objects.

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He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Post by Whatface on Wed 12 Nov 2008 - 22:18

A trapped Whatface Jr shrieks and flails in the bottle, but no one takes notice.

Whatface Jr: Aww come on! Ya all had such a huge ass commotion over me earlier, and now no one gives a shit! Boo hoo! I feel so neglected!!

As if in response, a piece of junk thrown by Keetha manages to strike the bottle head on. The bottle is flung to the floorand sent rolling towards the entrace/exit.

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Muffin remains silent with her arms folded. Suddenly saddened and pissed off again by the loss of her babies.

"You still think chucking random stuff is fun? I was thinking we should play something like..."

Muffin holds up a rather fat stick.

"...poke Frederick in the bum with this stick."

...

"What?? It's more harder than you think. Remember when I tried mayoing him? I swear he freakin teleported!"

She chucks the stick away.

"But stuff that! Looks like he's too busy with his orgy. Freakin boys. I hate boys!"

Kicking the door open, she hops onto the ground and proceeds back to the bar.

"I'm going back to save Rico from this nonsense. You can come with me if you want."

Muffin rapidly strolls across the bar, heading toward Rico, who was still weeping in the corner. She wanted nothing to do with the commotion, but she could not resist screaming

"WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST CUT CRAP AND GET EACH OTHER PREGGERS ALREADY?!!"

...

"so I can kill all your babies" she muttered to herself

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Probit Return on Thu 13 Nov 2008 - 2:39

Nero's eyes widened as Claes pressed her lips against his.

Charlie merely shook his head. "And now we've pretty much got our harem... I need a drink," he muttered as he walked toward the bar. "Bartender. Get me a scotch on the rocks. And make haste. I've just seen the end of the world." He sighed. "A CC and an OC huh? Now I've seen everything."

Meanwhile, Adrianna and Abigail couldn't help but stare at the scene. They looked at each other and lowered their weapons, their misgrievings forgotten. "But, but, but," Abigail muttered, "why does everyone get to kiss him but me?"

Adrianna walked over, albiet fairly wobbly, and put a hand on her shoulder. "So you love him too? I guess that makes us rivals. But first, we've got to take care of Claes here. What do you say?"

Abigail stiffled back her tears. "Sure, but you might want to lay off the alcohol."

The two girls and rivals in love grabbed Claes by the shoulders and pulled her away from Nero. "Okay lady. I think you've had enough with my man," Abigail commanded, Adrianna nodding next to her.

Nero, on the other hand, blacked out from the shock.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Thu 13 Nov 2008 - 17:10

@Whatface wrote:"You still think chucking random stuff is fun? I was thinking we should play something like..."

Muffin holds up a rather fat stick.

"...poke Frederick in the bum with this stick."

Keetha: "What can I say? I'm easily amused" *grinning*

@Whatface wrote:"I'm going back to save Rico from this nonsense. You can come with me if you want."

Muffin rapidly strolls across the bar, heading toward Rico, who was still weeping in the corner. She wanted nothing to do with the commotion, but she could not resist screaming

Keetha, having not realised that Muffin had wandered off because she was too busy congratulating herself on managing to hit the 'living bottle', looks around and notices that Muffin has gone. She shrugs, jumps through the rip and manages to land just behind a bemused Alcide without alerting him.

Keetha: *to no-one in particular* "Shhhh...

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Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sat 15 Nov 2008 - 2:30

Weeping Rico eventually have slight...mood-shift.

She jump up to the table and began to sing

...in Japanese

"Its only love

もしも願い一つだけかなうなら
君の側で眠らせて どんな場所でもいいよ
Beautiful world
"

"Woah hey!" Frederick said. "She's singing 'Evangelion 1.0 Ending!"

"Is that where *hic* this emo-guy ride this humanoid thing?"

"Yep!"

Triela pause. "...how do you understand...?"

"My author's one."

"Riiiiiight...."

Claes meanwhile isn't letting up that easy.

"Harem...*hic*...you said? You want Harem?"

"How about a little extra...?"

She proceeds to 'attack' the two girls holding Nero.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Sat 15 Nov 2008 - 6:11

Whatface Junior manages to break out of the bottle and sneak into the SUV

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Matthew West watches Rico from the distant through his binoculars. He facepalms.

"Stop trying to be Japanese! Everyone is trying to be Japanese... None of you are Japanese damn it!!!"

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Muffin: "Rico!! What the hell is this?? What happened to the badass Rico that I know?!"

Rico ignores her and continues singing. "Beautiful boy.."

Muffin facepalms. Probably singing about Meir.

Muffin: "As much as I like Evangelion... you're supposed to be a KILLER!! What is this wussy love crap??"

Rico still ignores her.

Muffin: "Snap out of it!!! I'm trying to save you!!"

She tries to grab onto Rico, but is simply batted away.

Muffin: "If you get your bum down here, I'll get Keetha to set up a webcam chat thingy with your boyfriend who is all the way in Irack or Israil or wherever the hell he is."

That got her attention. Rico leaps off the table and grabs onto Muffin. Her blue eyes bugled wide open. Muffin had never seen her eyes so wide before, they seemed alien... and it freaked her out.

Rico: "REALLY?!!?"

Muffin: "Ya rly. Now let me borrow you for a moment".

Muffin takes hold of Rico and drags her. On their way to the exit, Muffin taps Keetha on the shoulder "I'll be outside".

Outside, Rico starts to sob again, overwhelm with emotion. Finally she would get the chance to talk face to face with Meir again.

Muffin: "Really, what the heck happened to the tough ass soldier Rico that I know?! TOUGHEN UP!!!"

Rico: "I-I.."

Muffin: "Don't take shit from nobody!! You are the bestest cyborg ever and you don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you understand??"

Rico: *sniff* Yer...

Muffin: "Bullshit! I can't hear you!"

Rico: "Sir yes sir..."

Muffin: "Bullshit!! I still can't hear you!!!"

Rico: "SIR YES SIR!!"

Muffin proceeds to toughen up Rico and tries to get her back to her usual no-nonsense soldier mentally.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Awinnell on Sat 15 Nov 2008 - 7:35

the alternate realities floating around the bar caused many changes,in one Rico looked like this




Triela apart from a different hairstyle remained the same loveable cute personality we all adore !



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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Sat 15 Nov 2008 - 18:10

@Whatface wrote:On their way to the exit, Muffin taps Keetha on the shoulder "I'll be outside".

Once Keetha realises what Muffin had promised, she ponders what will happen due to the fact that she doesn't know how to set up a webcam.

Keetha: *tapping her iPhone* "To the helpfiles! I love you, interwebs..."
Alcide: *Turning around, speech slurred* "Huh...? Oh, Keetha. There you are..."
Keetha: "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HANDLER-MONSTER!!!"

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Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Probit Return on Mon 17 Nov 2008 - 15:18

Charlie listened to Rico singing on the table. "Hey, she sounds pretty good, though I really should have known that already, what with the way that bastard listens to Poca Felicita."

He paused when he heard Frederick mentioning authors. Lucky bastard, I bet his author is nice to him, not like mine. My author is an asshole. That one single comment ignited a fire within him. "That's it!" he shouted as he jumped up onto the bar. "I'm going to kill my author!" The strange looks he received did not detract him from his new mission.

Somewhere, in a world significantly more real then the one his characters existed in, a loud "shit" was heard echoing off the walls.

Meanwhile, Abigail was trying to fight off Claes. "Rape!" she screamed shrilly. "Help me! She's trying to rape me!"

Adrianna had merely tripped and fell onto the floor, leaving Abigail to receive the bi-curious attractions of the drunken black haired cyborg with glasses on her own.

It was around that time that a 10 year old Enlish teacher at a school in Japan stumbled into the bar. "Um, excuse me," he began, "I seem to be los..." He frowned at the drunken people withing the bar. "They, they're all children!"

Hearing Abigail's cries for help, and being the English Gentleman he was, Negi Springfield removed his wand from his back. "I ask that you leave that girl alone!"

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"What do you mean 'What the hell is a Funyarinpa?' You mean... you don't know?"
"How the hell would I know?"
"How could you not know?! That's... that's practically blasphemous! Say you're sorry! Apologize to the Funyarinpa! Goodness, you are such a rude woman..."
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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 3:02

Muffin: Rico, are you a KILLER?!!

Rico: Sir yes sir!!

Muffin: You got a war face?? Lemme see your war face!!

Rico: RAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muffin is blown back and is sent plummeting into the dirt by Rico's powerful roar. She coughs and splutters for a while before regaining her composure.

Muffin: Thats more like it! Nobody fucks with the Rico!!!

Rico: *beats her chest like an ape* NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE RICO!!!!

Muffin: You are brutal!! You are a terminator and you will not hesitate!!!

Rico: Sir yes sir!!!

Muffin: You go a problem with killing civilians, Rico? Will you hesitate to kill them?

Rico: Sir no sir!!

Muffin: What about just married couples?

Rico: Sir no sir!!

Muffin: Bellboys?

Rico: Sir no sir!!

Muffin: Children?

Rico: Sir no sir!!

Muffin: Two month old babies?

Rico: Sir no sir!!

Muffin: Pregnant women??

Rico: Sir no sir!!

Muffin: Pregnant women bearing triplets?

Rico: SIR NO SIR!!!

Muffin smiles. Without warning she hugs Rico.

Muffin: That's my Rico! The brutal killer that I know and luff! Not some wussy pussy!

Rico: SIR YES SIR!!

Muffin pats Rico on the head before turning her attention to Keetha.

Muffin: Keeeeeethaaa. I wasn't serious about the webcam thingy... and is your handler giving you a problem?

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 9:22

Following the English man comes Edward Burns.

He saw the madness...the randomosity...the insanity...the strangeness...

...strange...

"If there's something strange,
In your neighborhood...

Who ya' gonna' call?"

"GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!"


The echo of the Ecto 1's siren soon arrive moments later. Edward steps outside to greet them.

"Please, you got to help me! There's a ghost possessing my friends inside!"

"Yeah well...ok..." reply Dr. Spengler "...although I'm kinda' wondering how we ended up here when we're supposed to be in New York."

"Its the power of the pen and the keyboard, my friend." Dr. Venkman reply ."Besides...I think we have our ghost right here."

The PKE meter beeps in response to Edward's presence.

"W-what...?"

"If I remember...you're dead in Panzer IV's fiction. Reason to Live II?"

"...uh-oh."

Somewhere across the globe Panzer laughs.

"NUOOOOOOO!!!"

The Proton Pack zaps Edward and sends him into the trap. The trap hiss as it closes and seals Edward inside. Venkman grins. "Its amazing how he continuously appear in another RP. Maybe we should zap that one too?"

"Nah. That other one's up in space somewhere."

"So lets get Ghostbustin'! Into the bar!"

And they make a dramatic entrance with PKE meter at wild.


Meanwhile, Frederick can't help laughing at the sight of Rico being soldiered. Noticing her drunk state, Frederick comes up to her.

"Hey, Rico. Dress up as a Nazi and do a 'heil Hitler' salute and walk around the bar. Then jump to the counter and sing that song earlier."

Rico's drunk state really help... "YESH SHIR!"


...moments later she returns with a Nazi uniform and began heiling and walking in a Hitler march around the bar before jumping up the counter and sings again

"Beautiful boy
自分の美しさ まだ知らないの


It's only love

寝ても覚めても少年マンガ
夢見てばっか 自分が好きじゃないの~..."

Frederick laughs uncontrollably "HAHAHA HELL YEAH!! Video cam~!!" ...and he snoops out a cam and records it.

Rico then returns to her heiling status moments later.


The Ghostbusters can't help but watch...

"That girl needs serious busting...." the others turn their attention to Venkman. "Well, you know...busting...get it?"


Claes meanwhile relentlessly continues her move. "I don't mind a little lesbianism...there are lots of characters that look like me out there who've done it before, right? Let the original do the original act!"

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 12:18

Alcide decides to ignore all of the randomness that his brain could not possibly compute and turn back around.

@Whatface wrote:Muffin: Keeeeeethaaa. I wasn't serious about the webcam thingy... and is your handler giving you a problem?

Keetha: "Aw... I was looking forward to that... And actually, I think I'm giving him a problem Wink"

Keetha then notices the PKE meter, and after stealthily pickpocketing it, she starts to take it apart to see how it works.

Keetha: "Oooh... Fancy..." *to Alcide* "How come you don't let me get gold-plated connectors?"

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He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Post by Guest on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 12:35

Keetha then notices the PKE meter, and after stealthily pickpocketing it, she starts to take it apart to see how it works.

OOC: Uuuh...the PKE meter's in the hand of the Ghostbusters. It is rather impossible to pick-pocket it when its in the hands of someone else.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 12:51

Takes it out of his hand without him knowing it then Razz

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Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 13:48

I don't have 100% idea what's going on, but I'll add to the chaos to find out.

But I do not give anyone permission to touch Luke. He's in Israel right now. However, I'll give you all a surprise to play with. Do what you wish.

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ISRAEL
Luke: I wonder what Claes and the girls are up to.
Ehud: Probably the same routine, over and over and over and...
Luke: E!
Ehud: *Chuckles* That IS Claes... isn't it?

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I need a break. I've been working too hard. A walk through the town. Yes, and a drink or two. I wonder if any drunk women will be there. Ha! What do I care?

*step-clinck, step-clink, step-clink, step-clink, step-clink.*

I do wonder though what it'd be like if a bunch of little girls got drunk in a bar. Probably all sleep. No fun at all.

The man kept walking but the clinking ceased. He looked at his watch around his right hand holding the silver eagle-headed cane. It was later than he thought. Then the clink of his cane continued. Faint sounds of pop (actually, Miley Cyrus) could be heard through his earphones.

Ah, here's a place. Nobody should recognize me here. If they do, I should just act natural and pretend I look like myself.

The door to the bar creaked open.

G.D. Wallez's face whitened.

Oh ****!!!

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 21:09

Muffin: RICOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She clenches her fist with rage.

Muffin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!

Rico: Heil Hitler!!

Muffin: Did I not say that nobody fucks with the Rico!? Why are you letting Frederick fuck with your mind!?!?

Rico jumps off the counter and salutes to Muffin.

Rico: Heil Hitler!!

Muffin: I'm not Hitler!!!

Rico: Heil Hitler!!!

Muffin: STOP IT!!

Rico: HEIL HITLER!!!!!

The door to the bar creaked open.
Muffin's eyes widened. While she had never met the man personally, she somehow knew it was the same person who chopped up Rico into mince meat.

Muffin: Rico!!! Save yourself!!!!

Muffin contemplates activating her cloaking shield and making a run for it, but looking around the room she spots Keetha, exposed and oblivious.

Muffin: Keeeeeeeeeeeethaaaa!!!!

Without a second thought, Muffin charges towards Keetha and tackles her to the ground in an attempt to get her out of harms way.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Tue 18 Nov 2008 - 23:50

Takes it out of his hand without him knowing it then Razz

Oh, c'mon. How is someone holding something not recognize that it was taken away from its hand?


...although I could actually turn things around pretty badly...

"H-hey!" Dr. Stanz immediately notice the girl who plays with the PKE meter. Immediately he snatches it back. "This is Ghostbusters property! I suggest you don't play with this kid!"

He switches the PKE meter and..

VREEEEEEEE

"Uh oh, guys...we have strong PKE readings here! I guess we've walked into a Ghost trap!"

"What are we waiting for??" Dr. Venkman reply. "Lets blast them and trap em'!"

"No, no! They could all be possessed!! Set to low and zap em' all!"


Eventually Triela manage to taps Keetha's (and Muffin's) shoulder in her drunk state. "Nice going. You two would cost us our lives. Now the Ghostbusters think that we're *hic* ghosts!!

she cries and turn to the audience. "AND I AM A BIG FAN OF Dr. STANTZ!!!!"



The Proton packs began ripping the entire bar to...shreds...literally as the drunk operatives dodges the destructive effect of the beam. Eventually a beam from Dr. Venkman hits the tumbled Muffin and Keetha--with deadly accuracy.

The ghost trap was opened, two seem-to-be 'souls' were extracted from Muffin and Keetha before being sucked into the trap. Two lifeless body lies on the floor as the trap snaps shut.

"We still got strong PKE readings here!"

Triela laughs at the sight. "Ha! Eat that! That's a little punishmeeeeee~~!"

Once again, a seem-to-be 'soul' is extracted from Triela before she tumbles lifelessly. Another trap opened and soon the soul was sucked into the trap.

In the commotion, a drunk Claes leaves her earlier victim after she notices G.D. Wallez entering the bar and with a rather sultry manoever clings herself to the now-white G.D. Wallez. "Hey there big boy, what ca' doin?"

She looks around for a moment. "Oh darn, Luke isn't here...maybe you can..." her hand glides down. "...entertain me a little?"

Dr. Stantz walk up to the new guess. "Please leave immediately! This place is a ghost trap! She could be a succubus and she'll eat your soul! Get back and we'll take care of the problem!"


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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Wed 19 Nov 2008 - 4:29

OOC:
Panzer IV wrote:Oh, c'mon. How is someone holding something not recognize that it was taken away from its hand?
Oh, c'mon. Frederick going matrix and dodging anything everything everytime.

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Eventually a beam from Dr. Venkman hits the tumbled Muffin and Keetha--with deadly accuracy.
It certainly might have seemed like that. But one looked closer, they would see that Muffin and Keetha had tumbled into the space-time rip just as the proton beam exploded nearby. Their flak vests and Predator gadgets took the brunt of the impact. The pair tumbled out the other end and landed back inside the SUV, all blackened and charred.

Muffin quicky recovers and rolls of Keetha.

"KEETHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Muffin pats Keetha on the head, but fails to notice any response.
She has a sudden fit of rage and screams through the rip. "NOBODY MESSES WITH MY GIRLFREIND!!!!!"
But as much as she wanted to blast those mofos, tending to her freind was a high priotity.

"Keetha... Keeetha..."

Muffin continues to shake her freind but no avail.

"What do I do!?!? What do I do??...

She starts to panick and get teary eyed. There was no way should could deal with losing her best freind and two of her "kids" on the same day.

"I know!! CPR!!! Uhh... 30 chest compressions for each breath thingy?!?"

But just as she was about to begin, she encounters a problem. "How am I supposed to do this with boobs in the way???"
Whatever, she proceeds to do it anyway...
Six compressions later (she can't count while panicking) , she does mouth to mouth....

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Post by Guest on Wed 19 Nov 2008 - 5:22

Wallez raises his eyebrow at the girl of crooked glasses. He looks around and gulps as he wrings his fingers around his collar.

"Do you... know me?"

"*Hic* Yeah! You once tried to have *hic* me."

"I'll be with you in a moment. Wait at the ..." he looks around. Most of the tables were either destroyed, tipped over, filled with random junk or messy. He spies a booth in the very (purposefully) dark corner.

Maybe I can take off with her, Wallez thought.

He approaches the bartender.

"Hello sir," Wallez says not looking up. "I will have a martini with a hint of milk, chocolate syrup, a squeeze of cherry flavor topped with a cherry and whipped cream please. Make it a double. If you serve any appetizers, I'd like to have cheese sticks. Oh, here's this for the trouble," Wallez said taking out 100 Euros and sliding it across the counter. He looked up and stared at the face.

"You look familiar."

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Wed 19 Nov 2008 - 12:23

@Whatface wrote:Muffin quicky recovers and rolls of Keetha.

"KEETHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Muffin pats Keetha on the head, but fails to notice any response.
She has a sudden fit of rage and screams through the rip. "NOBODY MESSES WITH MY GIRLFREIND!!!!!"
But as much as she wanted to blast those mofos, tending to her freind was a high priotity.

"Keetha... Keeetha..."

Muffin continues to shake her freind but no avail.

"What do I do!?!? What do I do??...

She starts to panick and get teary eyed. There was no way should could deal with losing her best freind and two of her "kids" on the same day.

"I know!! CPR!!! Uhh... 30 chest compressions for each breath thingy?!?"

But just as she was about to begin, she encounters a problem. "How am I supposed to do this with boobs in the way???"
Whatever, she proceeds to do it anyway...
Six compressions later (she can't count while panicking) , she does mouth to mouth....

Throughout this, Keetha had been pointing out that actually there was nothing wrong with her and that Muffin was overreacting. Once Muffin tries mouth-to-mouth, Keetha gets a bit more annoyed...

Keetha: *pushing Muffin away* "This isn't a lesbian porno you know! I'm fine! Now stop trying to 'save' me and let's help Triela instead."

She quickly cloaks and rushes over to Triela, pondering how to free her soul. Then she has the idea to destroy the machine that the ghostbusters had used to steal Triela's soul.
She fires with her Alien gun (I don't know what it's called...) and tries to destroy it without harming anyone in the process...

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Wed 19 Nov 2008 - 21:17

OOC:
She fires with her Alien gun (I don't know what it's called...)
It doesn't really have a name. Just call it a plasma pistol.

The ghost trap was opened, two seem-to-be
'souls' were extracted from Muffin and Keetha before being sucked into
the trap. Two lifeless body lies on the floor as the trap snaps shut.
Oh what? Whoops, I missed that part...


IC:
Muffin is shocked. At the fact that Keetha had just 'sprung to life' and that she referred to it as "lesbian porno".

She semi-sobs "Keetha probably hates me now"

bbbaaawwwwwwwww!!

"I think I'll just hide in a corner"Muffin crawls to the corner of the SUV.

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Post by Guest on Thu 20 Nov 2008 - 0:16

The Ghostbusters were amazed that someone's fighting back--with extreme hostility. Not good.


"We got a loose ghost boys! Lets trap her!" Dr. Venkman fires his Proton pack (at low setting) at Keetha while Dr. Stantz pick up the ghosttrap and stash it back to his belt.

"I ain't afraid of no ghost!"

The Proton pack rages across and with a slight tug easily attaches itself to Keetha. Soon the Ghost trap was opened and her soul was sucked.

Frederick laugh in the corner as he watch everything and records it.

"Look at that! Hahahahahehehehehhehee!!"

"A laugher/laughing ghost! 2 o'clock!"

"...oh shi-"

ZRRAAAP

FWOOOOSH

CLICK

"Another in the bag!"


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Post by Guest on Thu 20 Nov 2008 - 11:14

*After his encounter with Rolito once Sheo gets around to it*

Wallez turns and wrinkles his eyebrows together in confusion. He approaches the Ghostbuster holding Frederick in the bag.

"Excuse me, sir, but do you mind?" he says shaking his glass. "I'm trying to have a peaceful drink here."

*Ghostbuster's response from Panzer*

Wallez sighs, snags the ghostbuster in a Nelson and slits his throat, letting the blood seep into his drink. He lays the man on the ground and takes a sip.

"Ah. Not as thick as a real Bloody Mary, but delightfully sweet nonetheless." He looks around the room. "The rest of you pick a table and be quiet. I have a very short temper here and I don't think the bartender wants his place trashed anymore. If it helps sir, I'll pay for the damages."

He takes an elegant sip of his drink before bringing a bottle of wine and the second drink to Claes in the corner. He begins fondling her hair.

"Now then my dear..." Wallez says tapping his 9mm Browning in the back of his sports coat and holding the knife on the table near his hand. If those failed, his shotgun-armed cane ought to do it should anything else become bothersome.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by TTIO on Thu 20 Nov 2008 - 17:33

@Whatface wrote:OOC:
She fires with her Alien gun (I don't know what it's called...)
It doesn't really have a name. Just call it a plasma pistol.

OOC: k.

Panzer IV wrote:The Proton pack rages across and with a slight tug easily attaches itself to Keetha. Soon the Ghost trap was opened and her soul was sucked.

Or at least, that's what would have happened if Keetha had been visible.

As it was, the trap had actually hit Rico, who had been in a similar place to Keetha when she had activated her camoflauge...

@Whatface wrote:She semi-sobs "Keetha probably hates me now"

bbbaaawwwwwwwww!!

"I think I'll just hide in a corner"Muffin crawls to the corner of the SUV.

Still invisible, Keetha sneaks back over to the SUV.

Keetha: "Aw, don't worry Muffin. I don't hate you... It's just that I was fully awake for most if not all of your attempt to save me."

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The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Whatface on Thu 20 Nov 2008 - 21:48

OOC:
@TTIO wrote:Or at least, that's what would have happened if Keetha had been visible.
Aren't ghosts invisible too? And the cloaking thingamajig is fully invisible, there's a slight air distortion around it remember?


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@TTIO wrote:Still invisible, Keetha sneaks back over to the SUV.

Keetha:
"Aw, don't worry Muffin. I don't hate you... It's just that I was fully
awake for most if not all of your attempt to save me."
Muffin doesn't notice Keetha as she is still cloaked, and regards Keetha's voice as a voice coming from her own head. Muffin retreats herself in the corner and mindfucks herself like Shinji from Evangelion.

No! No! Keetha hates me...

Muffin peeks through the space-time rip to see another soul being captured.

"They caught her... everyone is gone."

"I'm the only one who can save them now"

"I could be a hero, save them all"

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A HERO!!!!!"

Muffin buries her head in her hands.

"And Keetha still hates me, would she want to be saved??"


...

"They're all gone... like my children?"

...

"I'LL SAVE THEM!!!!!!"

Muffin retracts her wrist blades and leaps through the space-time rip onto the back of the nearest Ghostbuster. She holds the blades to his neck and with her other hand she aims a pistol at the second Ghostbuster. Muffin was about to track the third with her shoulder plasma cannons but realises that he had his troat slit. Shit?? What the hell??

"R-realease them now or there will be hell to pay!!!"

-------

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Fuck yes!!! Now I can grow all big and strong!!

*Munch* *munch* *munch*

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Fri 21 Nov 2008 - 10:06

Panzer IV steps into the scene and into the bar with a face as dark as the night--one reason due to exam--and approaches Wallez.

He gave a strong punch to his face before proceeding to the now-invisible Muffin and Keetha. Equipped with a fire extinguisher, he figures where they are and blasts them with foam and figuring their position. Then just like Wallez, he gave a strong punch to their face--if someone dodges then a direct quick-kick ala Suzumiya right at the waist.

Now he move to the Ghostbusters. "Hey hey! You guys aren't supposed to harm guest stars here! You know how much they cost just to call one of them...?"

he signals his hand and calls in Nagato Yuki--dressed in a nurse outfit--and asks her to recover her. Dr. Venkman soon stands up back to his feet. Next he counted the bodies, 1, 2, 3--Frederick, Triela, Rico--and nod in delight.

"Alright you guys are good to go."

Outside the stage Suzumiya screams in anger in her director seat ordering Panzer to immediately get out of the scene. The Ghostbusters look at Panzer momentarily and took out their wrecked PKE meter.

It rings a familiar echo.

"...are you somekind of ghost who fools someone and eat their soul?"

"Am not! You guys should check the PKE meter and..."

"Lets get him boys!"

"Oh shi--"

*FZZAAAAAAAP*
*FWOOOOOOSH*

"Probit-san tasukete kudasai~!!!!!"

*CLICK*

Back outside the stage, Suzumiya claps her hands together demanding everything to continue as she enslaves Kyon to fix the lighting and setting.

"This is not enough! We need more aliens now! ALIENS!! Call the xenomorphs in!!!"

...and so the Xenomorphs spawns not far from the SUV--5 of them, actually.


Meanwhile back at the bar, Claes' eyes narrows towards Wallez' response. She draws in close to him and slaps him in the face. "You...you..."

Sadly even in her drunk state she couldn't think of the right word to curse. "...man!"

Her fingers points towards the Ghostbusters. "I'm a big *hic* fan of Dr. Spengler! His glasses is so cool!"

--Apparently Claes has a slight megane moe aside from her desire to let her hair loose--

"...maybe I'll flash to Dr. Spengler instead~*hic*"

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Post by Whatface on Fri 21 Nov 2008 - 20:33

Whatface the facehugger watches the commotion unfold from the shadows.

Who the hell do you think you are touching my Muffin?!

He prepares himself for a mighty leap that would send him directly into Panzer IV's face but realizes that his soul is already captured. So instead, he crawls over to to Panzer's limb body and starts poking him in the face with his puny little facehugger limbs.

Take that! Take that! How you like it being punched?!

After a dozen pokes, Whatface decides that its too exhausting and crawls outside.

Oooh look!

He crawls over to the five Xenomorphs.

Sup, I don't know which clan you guys are from. But I have some facehugger brothers trapped inside a downed Predator ship. They're inside the jars, you reckon you could free em?


The five drones hiss 'affirmative' and dash off.

=======

Muffin is still holding one of the Ghostbuster's (I'm guessing Dr. Stantz) from behind with a wrist blade to his neck.

Muffin: Hello!! I have him hostage here?!?! Do you not understand?? I am using him as a meat sheild and I have guns aimed at you!!

Still grabbing onto Dr. Stantz, she backs away to a corner.

Muffin: All I am asking is that you release Keetha and Rico!! Any funny moves and I will shoot you or your proton packs!!!

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Fri 21 Nov 2008 - 23:18

Wallez rubbed his face from Panzer's punch, and then rubs his face from Claes' slap.

"I'm sorry," he pleaded expertly rubbing Claes' shoulders to sooth her. He then begins rubbing her back.

"Now, be a good girl, like the beautiful one you are," he begins to fondle her hair. He takes a deep sniff. "Your smell is..." *ignoring the alchohol*, "exquisite!" he begins pecking kisses on neck.

His hands rub lower, and lower, and lower...

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Nachtsider on Fri 21 Nov 2008 - 23:48

OOC: Wallez, why don't you have a seat over there? NO

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Probit Return on Sat 22 Nov 2008 - 2:28

Abigail was relieved that Claes had decided to leave her alone. She crawled over to the passed out Nero and tried to shake him awake. Negi strolled up behind her, keeping out of the way of the Ghostbusters reeking havok on the bar. "I'm sorry I couldn't stop her earlier miss," he stated as he kneeled next to her.

"It's okay, really. She didn't do anything." She still shivered at the thought of being raped by the drunk girl with glasses.

Soon enough, Charlie ran up to the group. "You, kid, your a mage right?"

Negi's eyes widened with bewilderment. "I-I have n-no idea what you are talking about," he stuttered. "There is no such thing as magic."

"Cut the shit," Charlie replied boldly. "The fact is, I know your a mage, and you teach at Mahora in Japan. I need your help to kill my author. You'd make the perfect mage, and with me being the fighter, we'd just need a healer and a tank, though not an actual tank, just someone who deals massive damage."

"Kill!" Negi gasped. "I couldn't kill anyone."

Abigail frowned. "What the hell are you talking about Charlie? I'm sick of all of this shit about authors and continuities and all of that. I just want to go home!"

Charlie shrugged. "He's your author too you know, but whatever, talk to Nero when he wakes up. So what do you say squirt? You don't have to kill him, just help me out." A lightbulb literally appeared over his head. "Oh, and use that nifty pactio card to summon Konoka here. She'd make a great healer." He laughed. "My party is almost set! Haha!"

Negi nodded in agreement. "Okay, I will help, but it seems I can't find my pactio cards."

Chamo popped out of his coat, choosing now, for whatever reason, to make himself known. "Well, you could always make a pactio with the girls here. Who knows, you might get a few good ones."

Charlie nodded and pointed at the ermine. "Yes, do exactly that. Chamo, you furry bastard, draw up the circle, Abigail, Adrianna, kiss the kid. In the mean time," he stood up valiantly and shouted, "I am in dire need of a healer and a tank! If you think you could help, please come talk to me!"

Both girls stood stunned. "WHAT!?"

OOC: This has totally inspired me to turn this whole "Fight the Author" idea into a fanfic.

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Re: Night Two, Tuesday

Post by Guest on Sat 22 Nov 2008 - 15:25

OOC: This has totally inspired me to turn this whole "Fight the Author" idea into a fanfic.

That's actually very-very original! I'd love to see that happen Very Happy


...now to make it short since I have to sleep. Still need to study for 2 last exams on Monday. Why am I here again...?


OT

A frying pan grasp in her hand, a girl silently crept up behind Dr. Stantz. She mutters constantly how she was always amongst the forgotten, amongst the least noticeable compare to the rest of the GsG crew. Her red hair flared as she lift the frying pan and--with a power comparable to a mule, she swing her frying pan hard at the little girl holding the Ghostbusters hostage.

Hard.

Petra grins with glee. "Yay! Strike one! Strike *hic* one! I'm a good girl, see? I free a hostage like *hic* what Sandro had taught me!"

The Ghostbusters--for once--figures that there is something wrong with the entire bar aside from ghost infestation and the probability of xenomorph invasion. Setting the Proton pack to low, Dr. Spengler examines the unconcious girl Petra just smacked and eventually removes her armaments.

"...I think there's something wrong with the PKE meter..."

Venkman shurgs. "I think so too. But I'm not so sure with all this...bizarre activity."

"We'll tie this girl first. Anything we can use?"

"I find this chain link. We can tie her to the pole."

"Right. Just to be sure they really aren't posessed."

And to make matters short, and so they did.



Claes grins seductively at Wallez' action as he began rubbing lower and lower. She turns rapidly and circles her arm around him, smiling similarly as she did to Luke when she is not in her drunk state.

"Oh, you naughty boy...I think I find you likeable..."

..and so she proceeds for a kiss.



Outside the stage, Suzumiya Haruhi grins at the change of plot and began plotting even further. She calls her 'co-worker' Kyon for a phone.

"Kyon! Get me the phone! And contact me Childville!"

"...Childville?"

"You know, the place where male ops. originated from? Nachtsider rings a bell?"

"...right."

The phone connects towards a certain Israeli line designated towards one specific Israeli boy. With a video-phone equipped, Haruhi aims the video-phone right where Claes makes her move to Wallez.

"Hey Israeli-boy! Watch this!"

...and so it plays.

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Post by TTIO on Sat 22 Nov 2008 - 15:41

Panzer IV wrote:A frying pan grasp in her hand, a girl silently crept up behind Dr. Stantz. She mutters constantly how she was always amongst the forgotten, amongst the least noticeable compare to the rest of the GsG crew. Her red hair flared as she lift the frying pan and--with a power comparable to a mule, she swing her frying pan hard at the little girl holding the Ghostbusters hostage.

Hard.

Petra grins with glee. "Yay! Strike one! Strike *hic* one! I'm a good girl, see? I free a hostage like *hic* what Sandro had taught me!"

Keetha: "Dammit. Stupid Petra, now what're we going to do?"

She tries to make herself inconspicous, which is no easy task when you're covered in fire extinguisher foam...

Panzer IV wrote:The Ghostbusters--for once--figures that there is something wrong with the entire bar aside from ghost infestation and the probability of xenomorph invasion. Setting the Proton pack to low, Dr. Spengler examines the unconcious girl Petra just smacked and eventually removes her armaments.

"...I think there's something wrong with the PKE meter..."

Venkman shurgs. "I think so too. But I'm not so sure with all this...bizarre activity."

"We'll tie this girl first. Anything we can use?"

"I find this chain link. We can tie her to the pole."

"Right. Just to be sure they really aren't posessed."

And to make matters short, and so they did.

Uncloaking, Keetha looks for an oppurtunity to save and revive Muffin. When all of the Ghostbusters have turned their backs, she sneaks out and pulls Muffin behind a wall. She then pours water over Muffin, and slaps her in the face to try and wake her up.

Keetha: *whispering* "Muffin! Wake up!"

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Post by Whatface on Sat 22 Nov 2008 - 21:50

As much as Muffin wanted to pretend to be unconscious and have Keetha do CPR on her, beating up Petra really appealed to her right now. She rigidly sits herself up and yells into the air.

"BITCH!! Slut-ho-whore!!!"

She pats Keetha on the head.

"Not you honey bunny"

Then with her fist clenched, Muffin charges back into the bar with frightening speed and delivers a punch to Petra's guts.

"BEEETCH!!!"

Muffin proceeds to beat the shit out of Petra, using anything and everything. Broken bottles, chairs and even toothpicks was used against the red head. Once all of her options were exhausted, Muffin grabs Petra by the hair and slams her head into a liquor shelf. Even then, she didn't stop. Grabbing a Flashbang, she pulls the pin and shoves it down Petra's pants.

Satisfied by her handiwork, Muffin steps back dusts herself off.

"Hmph!"

Muffin finds her stuff that the ghostbusters had taken off her earlier and reclaims them. After equipping herself again, she decides to set her Predator self destruct device so that even the slightest tampering would cause it to go BOOM.

Something to the corner catches Muffin's attention. Claes... and whatever the hell she was doing. Muffin shakes her head and facepalms. Time to clean up the mess again. Charging up her Predator power glove, she charges towards Claes.

"AAARGGGGGGHH!!!!!!"

The Power Glove reaches full power just as Muffin swings it at Claes's face. The kinetic energy released by the alien gauntlet was powerful enough to blast Claes all the way to the Colosseum, where she finally thumps to the ground unconscious.

Again satisfied with the result, she skips back to Keetha.

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Post by Guest on Sun 23 Nov 2008 - 5:51

The phone connects towards a certain Israeli line designated towards one specific Israeli boy. With a video-phone equipped, Haruhi aims the video-phone right where Claes makes her move to Wallez.

"Hey Israeli-boy! Watch this!"

...and so it plays.

There's fixing to be an author war...

Without warning, a Merkava Mk4 rolls down the street. A tremendous boom shatters the entire wall to the bar. Bricks crumble and dust quickly fills the room.

The hatch opens with an Israeli boy holding a cell phone. A searchlight atop the tank pivots in the direction of the corner where Wallez and Claes are kissing.

"Colonel, you're going to pay for this, sometime," he says aloud before jumping off the tank and approaching Wallez.

Wallez, stunned by the sudden attack on the bar, cannot move as Luke approaches. Claes takes a glance.

"Pedophilia, and seduction of Claes is a crime punishable by torture to the extreme followed by death."

Wallez panics and vanishes out of thin air.

Luke looks around, then up to the sky, shaking his fist. "Just because you're an author," he shouts, "doesn't give you the privledge to play around being God!"

He chunks an ice-cold splash of water upon Claes' face. He then squeezes a syringe into her side and carries her into the tank. He stops and looks around at everyone else.

"I'm delcaring war on the authors who write this ridicious, out of character story and are using us as pawns for their entertainment. I need a sage, a healer, a fighter, and most importantly, I need a hacker.

"To fight our opponents effectively, we need a powerful hacker to bend reality and enhance our abilities to become immune to their magical Pens of Change. Without these Pens, they cannot write too badly about us."

Vinita suddenly became a hologram and then formed flesh into the room. She looked around and waved. "Good morning everyone," she said. "I prepared for just the occasion." She looked to the Ghostbusters who eyed her suspiciously. She walked over to them and touched their bodies. They disappeared.

"It's ok. I can't actually kill, but I can modify myself and those within a few feet of me inside a protective field. If I just activate this expansion card slot to include a duel-expansion, there. Everyone within my field is now protected from most kinds of deletion or mal-modification attacks the authors may perform.

"In fact, I have hacked Colonel Marksman's account and have limited useage of his Pen of Change. Don't ask how I did it." She turns to Probit Return's characters. "Don't even THINK about pactio with me."

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