OC Dorm Rooms

Oh goodness, this opens up Cosplay opportunities.

/inb4 Triela as Miku Hatsune

MP5 wrote:Oh goodness, this opens up Cosplay opportunities.

Kara loves the annual Halloween Party. Past outfits include Ruri Hoshino from Martian Successor Nadesico:



and Fujisaki Nadeshiko from Shugo Chara! (though she often wears this as a school uniform when she's playing the role of a Scuola secondaria di secondo grado Year 4 student, as well):


Cosplayer: [Makoto - まこと]

MP5 wrote:Oh goodness, this opens up Cosplay opportunities.

Elio: Cosplay? So that's what they call girls playing dress-up these days?

Priscilla: Guys do it too.

Elio: Oh my god...

Kiskaloo wrote: Kara loves the annual Halloween Party.

Halloween, eh? I'm not sure that's celebrated in Italy, is it? When I was living in Europe most of the dress-up shenanigans were reserved for the Carnival season. Still, it sets spark to even more nonsense ideas in my evil mind. This kind of ties in to the "TV's in the dorm=bad idea" train of thought...

It is a familiar ritual for Triela, calming down a sobbing Henrietta. This time the reason is even more ridiculous than usual. Although 'Etta is one one-girl commando unit who can wipe out nests of terrorists or mafiosi single-handed, she is still terrified of monster movies...

Triela: Now calm down, Henrietta...Dracula is not real. Marisa only showed you that scary movie as a joke. (growling) Isn't that true Mari?

Marisa: Yes...(faking a contrite look)...I'm sorry 'Etta...Sorry I have to SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

Marisa opens her mouth to brandish a cheap set of plastic vampire teeth. Henrietta screams and runs, as Mari chases her down the dormitory halls using a dark bed-sheet as a Dracula cape.

Triela: Oh fucking hell...why me? (yelling) 'Etta, you're a series one cyborg! You can just turn around & clobber her any time you like! Claes, you know...you could help a little.

Claes: (never looking up from her book) I did. Who do you think bought Mari the fake teeth?

Professor Voodoo wrote:Halloween, eh? I'm not sure that's celebrated in Italy, is it? When I was living in Europe most of the dress-up shenanigans were reserved for the Carnival season. Still, it sets spark to even more nonsense ideas in my evil mind. This kind of ties in to the "TV's in the dorm=bad idea" train of thought...

Just have Marisa mention the words "Mister Skull" to Henrietta...

(queue Elfen's webcomic)

Kiskaloo wrote: Just have Marisa mention the words "Mister Skull" to Henrietta...

(queue Elfen's webcomic)

Yep...I read that one. Rachel is kind of like Marisa with a sour attitude...or maybe Mari is Rachel with an upbeat attitude.

With all the new cyborgs flowing into the Agency, space is at a premium... Fortunately Monty's come to the rescue with another blast from the past:







Verner Panton's 1966 Multi-functional living unit. Via Verner Panton


Monty: See? Space issue solved!

Triela: Easy for you to say, you don't have to live in it.




Ok, so I may not want to live in that either, but I'd totally live in this:

Space for the cyborgs?
Hell, as I see it, the 'H' shaped building being the dorms, each floor has 20 rooms and 4 floors- making 80 rooms total. That's more than enough space for the cyborgs and their handlers to have a room!

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Kiskaloo wrote: Just have Marisa mention the words "Mister Skull" to Henrietta...

(queue Elfen's webcomic)

Yep...I read that one. Rachel is kind of like Marisa with a sour attitude...or maybe Mari is Rachel with an upbeat attitude.

Rachel would not be so mean if the other cyborgs would let her play in their cyborg games...
Or... nevermind.

ElfenMagix wrote:Space for the cyborgs?
Hell, as I see it, the 'H' shaped building being the dorms, each floor has 20 rooms and 4 floors- making 80 rooms total. That's more than enough space for the cyborgs and their handlers to have a room!

Monty: I know, but this way is just funnier.

Rachel: Where's the frig? I'm hungry again!!!

*Watches Claes get up and sleepwalk, falling off the upper floor onto the main floor below.* THUD!

Rachel: Damn, that ought to hurt!

Professor Voodoo wrote:
On a different note; I see a problem with these new cyborgs installing televisions in their rooms. This just screams unintended consequences...

More along those lines...

A group of cyborgs are sitting around watching television, attention wanders when the commercials come on but Henrietta is still concentrating. Unexpectedly she runs out of the room in a panic!

Kara: What's her problem?

Agapita: I dunno, it's only a Viagra commercial.

'Etta dashes out of the dorm at full speed...down the steps and across the lawn to the administration building. She rushes up the stairs to Guiseppe's office but he is not there.

Priscilla: Henrietta...what's wrong honey?

Henrietta: I (panting) need to find Giuse!

Priscilla: He's in a very important staff meeting I don't think you should...

Henrietta: This is more important! (almost knocks Priscilla over as she rushes past) Excuse me!

'Etta bursts into the conference room, where Minister Petris, Chief's Lorenzo & Draghi, PS Director Reschiglian and all the senior handlers are meeting...

Henrietta: (frantic) GIUSE! Have you ever had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours!?

Draghi: What the hell?

Henrietta: 'Cause if you did you need to see a doctor...now!

Lorenzo: Goddamn it, (facepalm) that's it...the fucking televisions are coming out of the dorm today!

Britney: Why do some of the other girls have sweet, tricked out rooms while I’m living like a starving college kid? I’m in the Forbes 500 for god’s sake!

Biff: Because you waste enough money as it is.

Britney: I do not.

Biff: Brit, last week you abandoned your brand new Lamborghini on the side of the road because it ran out of gas.

Britney: So what? I told you I was sick of it.

Biff: You only had it for a week.

Britney: Don’t worry, I’m sure it found a good home. And speaking of new cars, I saw this totally cute little…

Biff: Forget it! I’m officially cutting you off!

Britney: You now, you can be a real drag sometimes.

Professor Voodoo wrote:
On a different note; I see a problem with these new cyborgs installing televisions in their rooms. This just screams unintended consequences...

Not as bad as the internet...

Charlotte: Hm... Greg said a while ago that he wanted me to dress as a, oh, what did he call it... a "perfect meido"? I wonder if he likes other stuff like that.

Several hours of internet searching later...

Charlotte: Ah, there we go!

*Heads off in the middle of the night to go see her handler Greg*

Charlotte: Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Hey, Greg! Wake up!

Greg: The hell, you always- ...what? Ch-charlotte, is... is that you?

Charlotte: Huh? What's the matter?

Greg: Why are you dressed as Jack Sparrow?

Charlotte: I thought this could be a nice alternative to being a "perfect meido"!

Greg: THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM A MEIDO!!

Charlotte: Oh, steady on, Greg! What's so wrong about this? You like it, don't you?

Greg: I-I don't think I've ever had an erection as confused as this before, oh man...

Charlotte: You don't like it? W-what did I do wrong, Greg? Please don't... don't get mad at me...

She looks at him with puppy dog eyes, a sight somewhat disturbing when she is in the guise of an alcoholic pirate.

Greg: No, it's good. Let's just say that you're... yes! Your body shape is much more appropriate for being a meido! Congratulations, une perfect meido!

Charlotte: Righto, Greg! I'll adjust my attire to suit your advice! Cheers!

She walks happily out of the room, humming, "Happy Together" by The Turtles. Greg is sitting up in his bed, trying to process what just happened.

The next day...

Lorenzo: Jean! Who sent in this requisition for "Brain Bleach"?

Jean: I have no idea...

My new OC Anastasia is in need of a roommate. She is a gen 2, converted a little while after petra. I would love for her to room with another OC, so anyone who has an OC also needing a room, or even a secondary OC that hasn't gotten much use, I would appreciate permission to use her. If not, I'm just gonna put her in a room by herself until I can write one for her.

I'm something of a rookie in the creative writing field so I understand completely if no one wants to share here. This is not a solicitation and my feeling will not be hurt. Thanks in advance for any consideration!

You can always room with my new character Aisha. ^^ She's a little shy but once you get to know her she'll open right up!

You can use/have my Veronica OC, as I really have no use for her in my stories. I made it for Piero's RPG and to create a dual-wielding cyborg that used Calico weapons. Her handler was an American who looked like an Literature Teacher. His family ran and owned a Company that built custom firearms and he was rather the black sheep of the family.

NAME: Veronica
NATIONALITY: Austrian
AGE: 18 (Gen2)
APPEARANCE: medium blond hair, blue eyes, slender build, 5'6", appears to weigh 132lbs, dresses casually
COMMON EQUIPMENT: Colt M1911A1 (Sidearm), Calico M960 Submachine gun (trumpet case), Has Twin modified Calico M-100Ps (M110) on display in her room (gift from her handler)
HISTORY: Born to a middle-class family in rural Austria. Her family sent her to study at an art school in Italy. While on a field trip, she found herself separated from the rest of the group. She was robbed, raped, tortured and left for dead by a small local gang. She was found an hour later by a good Samaritan and rushed to the hospital. The SWA stepped in and took her to be turned into a cyborg.
CHARACTER: Hyper, pessimistic, blunt, Fatalistic.
ADDITIONAL: Addicted to drinking energy drinks, and has a severe sweet tooth.

My OC Serina lives alone. Her room was also originally intended to Subject 2As room, before she went rouge and attempted to escape the SWA. Inside the room:

Uh......im stuck . But she does have a journal stashed somewhere. She also has souvenier dual Model 1887s under her bed.

Oh, and I guess she's available as a roommate if you want. She's a G1, though, and I don't think I remember any cross-gen roommates. Also, it depends when your fanfic takes place. Does it take place more than two years after the canon Gunslinger Girl?

Going back to the televisions, it occurs to me that denying the cyborgs the box might be an essential part of conditioning, fortifying their mental constitutions with the resolve to endure severe privation. After all, Italians are pretty notorious for their love of the idiot's lantern - wherever you go there'll always be half a dozen TVs blaring at full volume - so to withdraw it must oppress the psyche severely!

Yeah, I'm probably going to make Kara a solo occupant in Pactio and I am seriously downgrading her accomodations.

Robert Frazer wrote:Going back to the televisions, it occurs to me that denying the cyborgs the box might be an essential part of conditioning, fortifying their mental constitutions with the resolve to endure severe privation. After all, Italians are pretty notorious for their love of the idiot's lantern - wherever you go there'll always be half a dozen TVs blaring at full volume - so to withdraw it must oppress the psyche severely!

Even if televisions were allowed in my universe Elio would not be amenable to his Marisa having one as long as Jackass is broadcast on MTV Europe. Way too much inspiration for her...
Personally though, I admit to being a complete Jackass addict, but don't tell Marisa that.

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And in other news...

Priscilla: (resident adult on duty this weekend) What the hell is going on in here!?!



Rachel: But you said we could decorate the dorm lounge anyway we wanted.

Marisa: Yeah, the smoke haze is cool, isn't it?

Priscilla: (freaking out) Get this cleaned up now, before Ferro or Jean see's it!

Allison: Can't we at least do the laser Pink Floyd show first?

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Robert Frazer wrote:Going back to the televisions, it occurs to me that denying the cyborgs the box might be an essential part of conditioning, fortifying their mental constitutions with the resolve to endure severe privation. After all, Italians are pretty notorious for their love of the idiot's lantern - wherever you go there'll always be half a dozen TVs blaring at full volume - so to withdraw it must oppress the psyche severely!

Even if televisions were allowed in my universe Elio would not be amenable to his Marisa having one as long as Jackass is broadcast on MTV Europe. Way too much inspiration for her...
Personally though, I admit to being a complete Jackass addict, but don't tell Marisa that.

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And in other news...

Priscilla: (resident adult on duty this weekend) What the hell is going on in here!?!



Rachel: But you said we could decorate the dorm lounge anyway we wanted.

Marisa: Yeah, the smoke haze is cool, isn't it?

Priscilla: (freaking out) Get this cleaned up now, before Ferro or Jean see's it!

Allison: Can't we at least do the laser Pink Floyd show first?

Got a mate with a loungeroom like that... complete with motorbike...

theprodigalson wrote:My new OC Anastasia is in need of a roommate. She is a gen 2, converted a little while after petra. I would love for her to room with another OC, so anyone who has an OC also needing a room, or even a secondary OC that hasn't gotten much use, I would appreciate permission to use her. If not, I'm just gonna put her in a room by herself until I can write one for her.

I'm something of a rookie in the creative writing field so I understand completely if no one wants to share here. This is not a solicitation and my feeling will not be hurt. Thanks in advance for any consideration!

Are there any of the "Canon" Gen 2 girls currently not sharing a room with anyone? If so that could be another option.

Unfortunately I can't offer Monty as (and I think it's mentionied earlier in this thread), on her irregular visits to the SWA she just uses whatever free bed is available... usually in the handlers' accomodation block rather than the cyborg dorm.

In the B&B universe, none of the girls have TV’s in their rooms (and none of their rooms are tricked out either ). If they happen to have some free time, there is a boob tube it the common area they can use. Their rooms are primarily for sleeping and studying, unless we’re talking about Triela and Claes’ room, which also serves as a designated gathering spot.

In the spirit of everyone adding their OC's living quarters I though I'd share Alpha's quarters during his short stay at the SWA compound.



Yeah, his room was that small.

Alfisti wrote:Are there any of the "Canon" Gen 2 girls currently not sharing a room with anyone? If so that could be another option.

Kara shares one with Gattonero and Allison shares one with Petrushka.

Thanks for the offers guys, but after thinking about it properly having her alone actually serves my purposes pretty well. Sorry for the wasted time!

I would offer little Britney, but she’s already got a roommate. And anyway, I’m sure your OC would start to get pissed-off when she constantly found that damn sock hanging on the door knob.

Well, it's not precisely a dorm room but: preliminary, rough designs for the bedroom end of J+M's Monaco apartment.This'll be making a brief appearance in the next issue of comic:



Yes there's only one bedroom, yes there's only one bed... and yes Monty really did save the best accomodation for herself and Jethro.

I think the scanner needs recalibrating as it's not picking up the marker particularly well.

Design notes, for anyone interested: The room itself is at the same height as the mezanine entryway to the apartment. The whole harbour end of the room is glazed and uses that height compared to the rest of the apartment to maintain some semblance of privacy (I think this idea is originally attributed to Courbusier, I think, don't quote me on that)... honestly though the whole thing's kinda designed around the idea that it'd only be shared by two people who would't be adverse to seeing each other wandering around in the nut. The steps down to the balcony have the added benefit of creating a form of podium for the bed giving the sleeping area a feeling of space and elevation.

Glazed end of the bathroom uses smart (or "e" or whatever) glass... run a current through it and it goes translucent. Just pray there isn't a blackout when you're having a shower.

Still on the bathroom the toilet has its own sink and can be locked off from the master bathroom to create a half-bathroom for when entertaining guests.

No it's not entirely practical, I don't care. One of the upsides of designing for fictional people is that practicality doesn't need to be the number one priority and hence wasn't the number one priority of the exercise.

The point that caught my eye first; despite this being only a design sketch you still shaded the corners and considered ambient light.

That's the difference between an architect/engineer and an artist I think. That and monthly paycheck, unfortunately.

Alfisti wrote:No it's not entirely practical, I don't care

It's Monaco. Practical is not a word in that town's vocabulary.

Professor Voodoo wrote:The point that caught my eye first; despite this being only a design sketch you still shaded the corners and considered ambient light.

That's the difference between an architect/engineer and an artist I think. That and monthly paycheck, unfortunately.

Well, I can't really speak for the engineers, but from an architecture/design perspective ambient light's a big one... particularly in the field of eco-design (which this isn't, but yeah). Maximising ambient light and solar access (at least during winter in certain climates) are biggies in reducing power consumption. There's all sorts of fun stuff you can get up make the sun work for you interms of lighting and temperature control.

Of course this particular apartment, with its large south-facing window and not-exactly-massive external overhang is going to light up wonderfully... and need some serious airconditioning to keep it cool. At least this one is south-east facing. The south-west facing one next to it would be even worse.

Claes tries her hand at creative decorating...

Triela: Oh, very funny...

Claes: What? You hardly ever use it & I think it adds some color to the room.

Spoiler:

Triela: Nobody loves wise-ass, Claes.

Ferro's been forced to post a few new memos:

Seen in the dormitory common room...

...I don't know why it's in English and not Italian.

Jacen Starslayer wrote: 'Jay starts cooking hotdogs on a G. Foreman grill at 1am, with a fan pointed outside to draw the smoke out of the room, afterwords he sits down and starts to read Popular Mechanics or Field and Stream, while eating hotdogs and drinking soda, most likely Mountain Dew.'
With the cyborg's super enhanced senses, I can just picture a knock on Jay's door after which when he opens up, he sees a line of hungry cyborgs with paper plates licking their respective chops!
Jay: Oh that's right, the cafeteria is still being renovated and you've been eating porridge 'n' gruel for how long now?
Cyborgs in unison: '4 days'
Jay: Ok, I'll fire up the grill again, but you have to share the Dew, I only have a six-pack.
Cyborgs lift Jay on their shoulders singing 'for he's a jolly good handler, for he's a jolly good handler,...'
Jay: 'Um, I'm not a...'
Cyborg: 'sure you are, from now on you're our back-up, honorary handler!'
Jay: 'Um, ok.....'

tremec6speed wrote:Jacen Starslayer wrote: 'Jay starts cooking hotdogs on a G. Foreman grill at 1am, with a fan pointed outside to draw the smoke out of the room, afterwords he sits down and starts to read Popular Mechanics or Field and Stream, while eating hotdogs and drinking soda, most likely Mountain Dew.'
With the cyborg's super enhanced senses, I can just picture a knock on Jay's door after which when he opens up, he sees a line of hungry cyborgs with paper plates licking their respective chops!
Jay: Oh that's right, the cafeteria is still being renovated and you've been eating porridge 'n' gruel for how long now?
Cyborgs in unison: '4 days'
Jay: Ok, I'll fire up the grill again, but you have to share the Dew, I only have a six-pack.
Cyborgs lift Jay on their shoulders singing 'for he's a jolly good handler, for he's a jolly good handler,...'
Jay: 'Um, I'm not a...'
Cyborg: 'sure you are, from now on you're our back-up, honorary handler!'
Jay: 'Um, ok.....'

*WARNING* Random History-Buff Rambling:
During the mid 1800's there was a clandestine tradition at the West Point Military Academy. Cadets were forbidden from cooking in their barracks (no such thing as an electric George Foreman grill for the class of 1842) but during winter the heating ducts blasted out air hot enough to warm food on. After hours the cadets would gather whatever food they'd scrounged or pilfered during the day for a late-night "hash" as it was called...probably accompanied by an equally forbidden bottle of hooch.

Such a social event is easily translatable to the GsG world.

Professor Voodoo wrote:Such a social event is easily translatable to the GsG world.

Well we do know that Mari has discovered that the M3's cabin HVAC vents work great as pancake warmers, so I am sure she'd be looking at the old radiators and heating ducts in her dorm room with a (mad) engineer's eye...

Kiskaloo wrote:

Professor Voodoo wrote:Such a social event is easily translatable to the GsG world.

Well we do know that Mari has discovered that the M3's cabin HVAC vents work great as pancake warmers, so I am sure she'd be looking at the old radiators and heating ducts in her dorm room with a (mad) engineer's eye...

Kara: What is that smell?

She follows it to Marisa & Amelia's room, where she finds the diver and the 4-bomb squad girls gathered around the radiator, which is turned up to full blast.

Kara: Dare I even ask what you're doing?

Marisa: Oh, hi Kara...I caught a whole bunch of shrimp on my last mission and since they won't let us have a hibachi in the room we're grilling them on the radiator. Grab a stick, there's plenty for all!

Professor Voodoo wrote:
'Kara: What is that smell?

She follows it to Marisa & Amelia's room, where she finds the diver and the 4-bomb squad girls gathered around the radiator, which is turned up to full blast.

Kara: Dare I even ask what you're doing?
Marisa: Oh, hi Kara...I caught a whole bunch of shrimp on my last mission and since they won't let us have a hibachi in the room we're grilling them on the radiator. Grab a stick, there's plenty for all!'
Helen smells the food as well and dares to peek out side her room, hoping to get a little as well. Ayden on her way to the impromptu get together, sees her colleague and promptly returns with a few shrimp of her own but stops short at the hallway and informs Helen that if she wants some she needs to catch them.....with her mouth!
Olga approaches hearing Ayden's giggling, stops, shakes her head and moves on figuring best not to ask...

tremec6speed wrote:Helen smells the food as well and dares to peek out side her room, hoping to get a little as well. Ayden on her way to the impromptu get together, sees her colleague and promptly returns with a few shrimp of her own but stops short at the hallway and informs Helen that if she wants some she needs to catch them.....with her mouth!

Kara: Ummm...Helen?

Helen: (crunching) Mmmphh...yes?

Kara: You're actually supposed to peel the shell off them first.

John: *sniffs air* "Is that what I think it is...? The refectory closed hours ago..."

*follows nose to dorm room* "Oh, hell no!"

*opens door - cyborgs freeze, caught in the act*

"...... Tell you what. You whip me up a Low Country Boil, I don't tell the handlers about this. Deal?"

*leaves*

Triela: "Don't you guys think it's creepy how he's always wandering into the dorms like that?"

Rachel has her own coffee maker, tiny microwave and mini frig in her room, because Fernando put it there. Francesca room does not have them (yet), and she on another level of the cyborg/handler dorms.

This was a point of conflict as Rachel, returning from somewhere, would find Claes warming up pastries and water for tea in her room...

Officer_Charon wrote: "...... Tell you what. You whip me up a Low Country Boil, I don't tell the handlers about this. Deal?"

*leaves*

Triela: "Don't you guys think it's creepy how he's always wandering into the dorms like that?"
Henrietta who joined the group looks thoughtfully and speculates "Don't worry, I think I can cook that, I've been practicing"
Cyborgs in unison: 'Nooo! Ah heh heh, that's ok 'etta!
Kara whispers to Marisa, 'It be easier for her to sneak out of the compound and buy it than to make it'.
Ayden employs 'commando tactics' to reach one of the main office quarters and takes over the intercom loud speakers: 'Now hear this. Rachael is fully equipped with a coffee maker, microwave and fridge, that is all'
Sound of stampeding cyborgs heading towards Rachael's room as she instantly becomes the most popular cyborg......

Officer_Charon wrote:Triela: "Don't you guys think it's creepy how he's always wandering into the dorms like that?"

Maybe, seeing as he lives on campus and all, John was given extra "cyborg control" duties to a) give Ferro and the handlers a break and b) keep him occupied?

Just a thought.

Alfisti wrote:

Officer_Charon wrote:Triela: "Don't you guys think it's creepy how he's always wandering into the dorms like that?"

Maybe, seeing as he lives on campus and all, John was given extra "cyborg control" duties to a) give Ferro and the handlers a break and b) keep him occupied?

Just a thought.

Perhaps... although, this being the meta-game, I honestly had only intended that as a throwaway bit of snark. *grins*

Officer_Charon wrote:Perhaps... although, this being the meta-game, I honestly had only intended that as a throwaway bit of snark. *grins*

Yeah, it was more just the comment that twigged the thought rather than any particular defence of John.

Sorry John.

John: Hey, anything that helps prevent me from getting ambushed by a squad of murder midgets, I'm all for!

Living in the dorms is not that bad...

Triela: Whats that Rumbling Sound?

Claes: Oh.... That's Fernando snoring in his room...

Rachel (from across the hall): MY DADDY DOES NOT SNORE!!!

Ferro: Damn it, I know they've been sneaking beer into the dormitory!

Jean: Well, every room has been searched top to bottom and we've found nothing.

Ferro: Fine; but one of these days... (departs in a huff)

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Allison: Is she gone?

Petrushka: Yeah...that's her car leaving the compound.

Triela: Great...party's back on!

Melanie: Great job hiding the keg, Lucy.


Kara: And 'Etta...that was a great place to hide the cans.

*roll call at the firing range, Jean shouts out the names...*

Jean: Henrietta! Rico! Cleas! Triela! Angelica! Petrushka! Allison! Kara! Melanie!...

Rachel (interrupting Jean): When are you getting to my name, I'm the only one here!

Jean: Where are the others?!!

Rachel: Not my fault of they partied hardied until they passed out from the beer they snuck in!

Jean: LIAR! NO CYBORG WOULD PARTY WITHOUT CONSENT OR KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR HANDLERS!

Rachel: That what you like, but I can assure you that they who dont have their own private toilet are all lined up at the dorm's public bathroom!

Jean (stomping off to the dorms): I'll see about that!

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Kara (*BARF!*): I should not have eaten those chocolate chip cotton candy cookies...

Petra (hugging the toilet bowl): We all had Henrietta's chocolate chip cotton candy cookies... *BARF!!*

ElfenMagix wrote:Jean: LIAR! NO CYBORG WOULD PARTY WITHOUT CONSENT OR KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR HANDLERS!

Best Jean Croce line ever.

Henrietta: (singing) Suck my fucking dick, uncle fucker...you're a boner-biting prick, uncle fucker! You're an uncle fucker yes it's true...

.......I'm truly sorry folks, I just needed to re-post this......
I re-read it, laughed to the point of tears. (again)
It's scary that I can picture little 'etta actually happily singing this while skipping down the hall, not a care in the world.
(what I wouldn't give to see Mr. Aida's expression if he were to have someone translate this thread)
Oh, I love our nutty bunch of GSG aficionados, I come home from work to eager see what more craziness transpires here on a regular basis!