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A Not So Normal Christmas Cookie Story

Post by Sakura on Wed 24 Dec 2008 - 14:50

I made this a few years back and my friends liked it so I thought I'd share it with you all since Christmas is almost here (or here for some). It isn't meant to be taken seriously and if you don't get it, well that's part of the point. I included links for pictures so I hope they open ^^; And if this is in the wrong place, mods are welcome to move it. Enjoy!

Prologue

Our story begins with a talk between a Porin and Grandpa Porin:
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Porin: Grandpa Porin, can you tell me a story?
Grandpa: Er...why yes my boy. Twas the night before Christmas...
Porin: No No NO! I heard that story too many times. Tell me something else!
Grandpa: Um...well let me think about it. Here's a story you probably haven't heard yet...



A Not So Normal Christmas Cookie Story

(Rated PG for cookie violence and cookie endangerment)


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Once upon a time, the gingerbread population was celebrating a nice Christmas gathered around the tree singing songs and being merry.

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However nearby, there was an evil angel/satan/devil/whateveryouwanttocallit cookie that wanted to ruin the gingerbread spirit and cause destruction.

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To push the plan forward, the evil cookie called upon Christmas-zilla to attack the gingerbread people. (note the red boot and xmas collar). The evil cookie would even pay extra for the number of gingerbread people christmas-zilla ate.

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It so happened that Christmas-zilla loved to eat gingerbread. He stormed into gingerbread village, causing all the gingerbread people to run for cover. The gingerbread population screamed "Oh (ginger) SNAP" as they ran away.

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But alas, no matter what the song said, apparently not even the gingerbread man could run as fast as he can to escape the wrath of Christmas-zilla.

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Some of the gingerbread population got desperate and decided to call upon a gingerbread hitman (for those that don't know, the cookie with a hole inside of it) to deal with Christmas-zilla wrecking havoc on the gingerbread people. The hitman agreed, but of course it was going to cost them.

Meanwhile...
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Christmas-zilla was still attacking the gingerbread population and eating his fill.

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The hitman called upon his fellow hitman friends, 'no face' and 'leon' to help with his plan. They grabbed plenty of powdered sugar snowballs and tossed them at Christmas-zilla. Christmas-zilla happened to be allergic to powder sugar so he hacked and sneezed and ran out of gingerbread village.

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The gingerbread village rejoiced and celebrated with the hitmen, offering them colorful trees and flowers as a reward.

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However the hitmen didn't find the trees and flowers to be a great reward. In the middle of the night, the hitmen robbed the gingerbread people of their valuable 'jeweled' items as they slept. The gingerbread village awoke in shock that their valuables were stolen, but at least they were happy to be alive.

THE END (many cookies were broken and eaten during this production)

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Post by TTIO on Wed 24 Dec 2008 - 15:18

Laughing Awesome!

Want cookies...

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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 24 Dec 2008 - 15:21

Very cute. Good

When it came to the "hitmen", I was hoping we'd see or maybe

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Post by TTIO on Wed 24 Dec 2008 - 15:23

'no face' and 'leon' were pretty awesome though Wink

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Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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Post by Triela on Wed 24 Dec 2008 - 15:25

That was amazing! =D I loved the evil angel/satan/devil/whateveryouwanttocallit cookie and Christmas-zilla. They made me laugh!

Thanks for this, Sakura it really made me happy! ^__^

Merry Christmas Eve to all!! ^_^

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Post by KodokuRyuu on Wed 24 Dec 2008 - 23:13

I love it! Especially when the cookies loose their heads.
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Post by boomer_gonz on Thu 25 Dec 2008 - 6:15

That was probably the best Christmas story I've heard in quite some time.

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Post by rusty-spring on Thu 25 Dec 2008 - 12:16

The evil faced gingerbread man is awesome and who can say "no" to giant Godzilla shaped cookies? That's what I thought, no one. Laughing

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