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Post by Sintendo on Sat 24 Jan 2009 - 4:41

How ironic is it that during the last days of my winter break, I suddenly have the urge to DO something other than sit around or clean the house?

Here's what's up:

1) I found a video online. Porno video to be exact (fuck you, I would be the first to admit that I download porn). Anyways, this particular porno will forever ruin the relationship I have with my cousin... yep... she "starred" in a video I found online. Bong hit

2) I mentioned in another thread that I bought a Lexus IS 300 SportCross from my uncle. The car is in excellent condition, other than a few spots of chipped paint. What I didn't know, however, was that my uncle "accidentally" promised the car to his fiance. Fuck that, I love the car. Bong hit

3) Other than neighbor lady, my physical contact with the opposite sex (other than family) is zero. Today, I hung out with a fellow classmate. We ate, shopped, and caught a movie (Avoid "Mall Cop"). It was cool, to say the least. I mean, sure she's a little cutie, but other than that, she isn't really my type. It was fun to go out with a chick again. Cheers!
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Post by TTIO on Sat 24 Jan 2009 - 11:32

More ironic:

We had A level presentations this week, for all of the new courses. There was only one person who couldn't work Powerpoint - the IT teacher.

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Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Sat 24 Jan 2009 - 12:40

Damn thats pretty uh... twisted and your cousin you found that shit....wow. shoot your uncle fiance now.

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Post by boomer_gonz on Sat 24 Jan 2009 - 16:49

@ Sintendo

1) At least you and your cousin will forever have something to talk about.

2)Shit talks, money walks. Tell her to pay up or get on. Just what I would do if I were in that situation.

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Post by KodokuRyuu on Sat 24 Jan 2009 - 18:23

@TTIO wrote:More ironic:

We had A level presentations this week, for all of the new courses. There was only one person who couldn't work Powerpoint - the IT teacher.
Got to love it. cheers
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Post by Whatface on Sat 24 Jan 2009 - 21:47

@TTIO wrote:More ironic:

We had A level presentations this week, for all of the new courses. There was only one person who couldn't work Powerpoint - the IT teacher.
Reminds me of my IPT teacher from highschool. She once gave us an assignment where we had to make this interactive Flash thing. Problem was, she couldn't even do the assignment herself. In fact, nobody in the entire class knew how to. I was the only one who did it.

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Post by destroyer on Sun 25 Jan 2009 - 4:28

1). ..................... are you sure it's her and not someone else with the same name/face? it'll be a good mistake if it is.

2). at least you get your money back

3). your taste.

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Post by TTIO on Sun 25 Jan 2009 - 7:45

@Whatface wrote:Reminds me of my IPT teacher from highschool. She once gave us an assignment where we had to make this interactive Flash thing. Problem was, she couldn't even do the assignment herself. In fact, nobody in the entire class knew how to. I was the only one who did it.


The sad thing is, not only has this happened before, but many times Sad

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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 25 Jan 2009 - 14:16

This isnít irony (but hey, Sintendoís story isnít technically ironic either) but itís interesting in a fucked-up kind of way. Here in my municipality, I have a deviant asshole running around who happens to have the same name as I do. Whatís unusual about that you ask? Nothing if you go by my first and middle name (my forum name is Danjo - Iím sure you can figure it out) but my last name is Croatian and very unusual. As a matter of fact, every person listed in the phone book under that name is related to me. Iíve never met this other Danjo personally but heís been inadvertently fucking with me for the last five years. Little by little Iíve been able to piece his life together.

He owes federal and state income tax and has defaulted on a bank loan. He also owes money on a godamn boat and to some bastard named Jason. There are also has two women (One is his ex) whose sole purpose in life is to find this ass-monkey and cut his nuts off. For a while there, the ex (and Jason, who I donít think I would want to meet in a dark alley) was leaving messages on my machine.

Anyway, every time I go to something official (drivers license renewal, car tags, bank loan, ect.) bells and sirens go off. I have to go through all the extra time and trouble proving to them that Iím not him. Itís a true pain in the ass!

On the plus side, Itís been a while now since Iíve had a problem with him so Iím guessing he probably skipped town. Iíll tell ya this, if I were him, thatís what I would do.

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Post by destroyer on Sun 25 Jan 2009 - 22:19

that's sure are pain in the a**. i don't know how unusual your name is, bur that's really annoying. i'm wondering what will you do once you meet him.

just 1 thing, i hope he is not part of your big family and didn't messed up with it.

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Re: Irony.

Post by Sintendo on Mon 26 Jan 2009 - 1:43

Alright Danjo, how's this for ironic (even though I explained why my situation was ironic in the first sentense of my first post, lol)...

Today I went to a little get-together with a bunch of people that I know, including my mentor and former High School teacher. We'll call her Ms. M, and my conversation with her went as such:

Sintendo: Hi there, Ms. M! How are you doing?

M: Fine! What about you? Out of college yet and makin the big bucks?

S: Actually...

M: Oh yeah, tell me about it. You must be having a hell of a time looking for a job.

S: Actually... no. I haven't graduated yet.

M: That's great!

S: Guh?


Anyways, she goes on to explain that the 4-year college system is slowly fading away, what with the California budget cuts and all, and that the average time it takes for today's student to graduate a university is about 5 years. Not because the classes are difficult, but because there isn't anyone available to teach the class. What's more, she's relieved at the fact that I'm still studying since if I were to graduate now, I would have nothing to look forward to because of the lousy job market.

Kinda lifted my spirits, but then again, it was surprising to hear that my mentor, the very person who pushed me hardest in high school, and who helped me get into the school I'm at right now... wants me to delay my graduation for a little bit... maybe a semester.
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Post by Sintendo on Mon 26 Jan 2009 - 1:45

@destroyer wrote:1). ..................... are you sure it's her and not someone else with the same name/face? it'll be a good mistake if it is.

Yeah. It's her.

@destroyer wrote:2). at least you get your money back

Why? I love the damn car.

@destroyer wrote:3). your taste.

Lol.
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Post by destroyer on Tue 27 Jan 2009 - 11:57

@Sintendo wrote:Alright Danjo, how's this for ironic (even though I explained why my situation was ironic in the first sentense of my first post, lol)...

Today I went to a little get-together with a bunch of people that I know, including my mentor and former High School teacher. We'll call her Ms. M, and my conversation with her went as such:

Sintendo: Hi there, Ms. M! How are you doing?

M: Fine! What about you? Out of college yet and makin the big bucks?

S: Actually...

M: Oh yeah, tell me about it. You must be having a hell of a time looking for a job.

S: Actually... no. I haven't graduated yet.

M: That's great!

S: Guh?


Anyways, she goes on to explain that the 4-year college system is slowly fading away, what with the California budget cuts and all, and that the average time it takes for today's student to graduate a university is about 5 years. Not because the classes are difficult, but because there isn't anyone available to teach the class. What's more, she's relieved at the fact that I'm still studying since if I were to graduate now, I would have nothing to look forward to because of the lousy job market.

Kinda lifted my spirits, but then again, it was surprising to hear that my mentor, the very person who pushed me hardest in high school, and who helped me get into the school I'm at right now... wants me to delay my graduation for a little bit... maybe a semester.

ok that's really ironic. but there is 1 thing for sure. she really think what's the best for you. she didn't yelled and make a very good way of how to supporting someone ( i really want to learn how. damn!!! if only i could). she looks from a positive angel and make several point that can't be opposed.

you're lucky sintendo for having such a great mentor. it DID make me jealous. i wish i have such nice mentor, but i'm quite lucky to have a good boss here. lol.
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Post by LoC978 on Tue 27 Jan 2009 - 13:13

she made a great point. I'm hoping to ride out the recession on the back of my GI Bill...

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Re: Irony.

Post by Guest on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 9:00

@Sin-pai

1) Wow...bad-bad porno, very-very bad porno, or just flashy2?

2) Do it like Rena: run a pipe to the fiance's head! (or a machete to the head works too)

3) Friends are great.


Irony, huh?

Trying to save someone but instead getting sent to the hospital after the conclusion.

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Post by Sintendo on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 11:50

lol, Panzer. Would you watch a porno if you knew your cousin was in it?

...


I didn't think so.

Hell no, man. Once I recognized her face during the "interview" portion, I turned if off, deleted my hard drive, burned my eyes, and poured a glass of sulfuric acid into my skull.
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Post by Tommygunner70 on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 12:43

Well, thats one experiance I sadly had to deal with.

A cousin that is a port star. I come across vids of her every now and again. (Yeah, I still download porn. Yeah, I am married But I am not the only one getting turned on by it so fuck you.)

Half of the fucking times that I download one, it never says who stars in it. So it kinda blows when I turn it on and discover that it stars my cousin again.

Thank god she's using a different name during her casting in the porn vid then her real name.
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Post by Guest on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 14:04

lol, Panzer. Would you watch a porno if you knew your cousin was in it?

Gomene, I didn't meant to offend you sin-pai.

But anyway, if that did occured to me (and I hoped not since my cousin's a year younger than I am.), I'd...council her or tell her that 'its wrong' rather than staying still and do nothing. I mean, casting for porn is NOT normal and most of the time there is something that urged someone to do so such as financial crisis or something. I doubt those who did never really did enjoyed it...

...unless that someone's a sex-crazed maniac or something then that's another case.

...but you didn't really burn yourself with sulphuric acid, did you?

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Post by Probit Return on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 15:30

Panzer, you've never read Choke by Chuck Paluniuk have you? That book is full of sex crazed maniacs. Hell, the narrator is a sex crazed maniac (As well as a med school drop out, but that's another matter).

Point is, sex crazed maniacs are all around.

I don't think he literally burned himself with sulphuric acid, but I certainly understand. I would be really weirded out (to put it mildly) if I ever saw any of my cousins in a porno.

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Post by Tommygunner70 on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 16:10

@Probit Return wrote:Point is, sex crazed maniacs are all around.

I don't think he literally burned himself with sulphuric acid, but I certainly understand. I would be really weirded out (to put it mildly) if I ever saw any of my cousins in a porno.

You'd be surprised how many woman are literally addicted too sex.

And here is another thing.

I can agree with Sintendo, that seeing your cousin getting banged by a stranger in a video that finds its way all over the globe is a very disturbing thought.
Also, A cousin is still family, it would be almost as bad when it was your own sister.

When I found out, I talked to my cousin when she lived in Hilversum (Hollands 'Hollywood' in terms of TV, Radio, and magazine productions.) She is also a drop out, and has a hard time with studying. She has a learning disability. Seeing as you cant make a decent paycheck without an education, she turned to another profession which just happens to be the porn industry.

Some Enjoy getting fucked on tape, while for others it is just a job. For my cousin, its a 50-50 deal. But you have to realize its not like "Yay, I'm now a porn star! who is my first fuck?" That doesn't happen.

Before every Porn video, all participants will go through a strict evaluation and exam to make sure that there is no chance for infection with Aids or what ever nasty sexually transmittable decease. Also there is a lot of planning and making agreements on what is going to happen in such a video.

Telling her its 'bad' isn't going to work. I mean, its a job she wanted to do. Just starring in one Porn movie will last her for fucking month's, thats how much she gets paid. and how is having sex bad? its a basic instinct to humanities survival, And it just so happens that someone is pointing a camera at her while she's doing it.

It's sad to say that nearly the whole family has out casted her just because of the fact that she is a porn star. I am nearly the only one that still talks to her on a regular basis because she still is family despite her profession.
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Post by Sintendo on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 16:12

@ Tommy: High Five

@ Panzer: No, man, you didn't offend. I just found it funny that you were asking if it was a good porn or not, lol.

And no, no sulfuric acid was used Awesome!
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Post by Sintendo on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 16:19

@LoC978 wrote:she made a great point. I'm hoping to ride out the recession on the back of my GI Bill...

When are you going to finish your service? If the recession gets worse, you could always stick with the military. Who knows what you will be able to find outside of it, you know?
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Post by Tommygunner70 on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 16:20

@Sintendo wrote:@ Tommy: High Five

Takes one to know one eh?
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Post by LoC978 on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 16:57

@Sintendo wrote:When are you going to finish your service? If the recession gets worse, you could always stick with the military. Who knows what you will be able to find outside of it, you know?
it's already...



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Post by boomer_gonz on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 17:04

Panzer IV wrote:@Sin-pai

1) Wow...bad-bad porno, very-very bad porno, or just flashy2?


You mean there's a difference?

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Post by Tommygunner70 on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 21:56

@boomer_gonz wrote:You mean there's a difference?

To some, yeah there is is.

The regular Sexual interaction, mostly termed as being good sexual interaction.
And then there is the alternative BDSM, which is mostly termed as the bad type of sexual interaction.

Personally, there is no good and bad. Its just a personal preference really.
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Post by Sintendo on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 22:36

@LoC978 wrote:
@Sintendo wrote:When are you going to finish your service? If the recession gets worse, you could always stick with the military. Who knows what you will be able to find outside of it, you know?
it's already...
GAME OVER, MAN
ETS'd late last year, and I hope not to be called back. Some things just aren't worth it.


Lol, what movie is that from? I've always wondered...

Anyways, I didn't know you were out already... damn... I need to come to the forums more often.
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Post by Sintendo on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 22:37

@Tommygunner70 wrote:
@boomer_gonz wrote:You mean there's a difference?


Personally, there is no good and bad. Its just a personal preference really.

I disagree, man...

Ever heard of "Two girls, one cup"?

Guh?
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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 22:38

@Sintendo wrote:Lol, what movie is that from? I've always wondered...

Aliens

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Post by Whatface on Wed 28 Jan 2009 - 23:39

Aliens is a freakin awesome movie

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Post by Sintendo on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 1:02

I never watched it... Guh?
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Post by LoC978 on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 1:32

Aliens... or Two Girls, One Cup? (which I don't see as porn so much as comedy. There's no such thing as bad porn*. It's all at least good for a laugh)
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Post by Tommygunner70 on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 1:35

@Sintendo wrote:I disagree, man...

Ever heard of "Two girls, one cup"?

Guh?

Just browsed for it... Didn't like what I saw...

Seriously, this is on a totally different class of its own.

Damn it, I cant even finish eating my cereal now... and trust me... it takes a fucking lot to gross me out like that.
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Post by Sintendo on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 2:52

Bong hit














AWESOME
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Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 10:58

we showed one of my friends that while he was eating pizza he threw up looked at the pizza and took another bite lol

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Post by TTIO on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 12:21

There's a video called 'two cups 0 girls' on youtube (or something like that).
Watch it, 'tis hilarious and nothing like what I hear the other is like Wink

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Post by LoC978 on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 12:27




...then there's the role reversal vid...

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Post by TTIO on Thu 29 Jan 2009 - 12:37

That's the one Very Happy

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Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 0:16

@Tommygunner70 wrote:Well, thats one experiance I sadly had to deal with.

A cousin that is a port star.

I come across vids of her every now and again.


Razz dont get angry at me but......................HAHAHAHAHA

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Post by LoC978 on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 1:31

Reminds me of an old redneck saying.
"Mah cousin gots the whitest teeth ah evah came across!" Evil

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Post by Guest on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 8:24

You mean there's a difference?

In my terms (considering family-wise), and considering the action...


there's the flash...that's bad.

Then there's the intercourse itself...that's baad.

Then there's the gang...very bad

Then there's the...oh well. All I'm saying is, since you saw her, Sin-pai, maybe talk to her to figure out why. I know it must've shock and hurt you to have seen her doing illicit action.

There's nothing good I see coming out of porn. Its just something that lasts momentarily then disappears the next, pushing you to the edge of craving for more; like drugs. Its not harmless? Think again. 'What you think is what you do', so if porn is stuck on the mind then I would not be surprised to find someone who has that go launch a multi-rape action to someone else.

...kinda' reminds me of this rape gang that goes around here a few years back called 'Super Free'.

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Post by Nachtsider on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 9:22

@Sintendo wrote:1) I found a video online. Porno video to be exact (fuck you, I would be the first to admit that I download porn). Anyways, this particular porno will forever ruin the relationship I have with my cousin... yep... she "starred" in a video I found online. Bong hit
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Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 11:15

You see thats why i dont DL pron! (cause i have a cousin (why does it always seem to be a cousin) like that too)

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Post by LoC978 on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 13:33

@Panzer: that's some truly sad shit, and I hope those 'rape gangs' got jailed for their non-consensual actions... but seriously? Blaming porn for people getting raped is like blaming guns for people getting shot. Just as there are FAR more people who own guns but don't go out murdering people than those who do; there are also far more people who watch porn but don't go out and rape people than there are those who do. In fact, I'd say the ratio of "porn watchers : rapists" is less damning than "gun owners : murderers"
here's a little saying for ya: "Porn doesn't rape people. People rape people."

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Post by Guest on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 16:27

"Porn doesn't rape people. People rape people."

Somehow reminds me of another quote:

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

True, true.

But do remember: Porn rapes the mind :p

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Post by LoC978 on Fri 30 Jan 2009 - 16:31

...ugh.

"you can't rape the willing"

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Post by destroyer on Sat 31 Jan 2009 - 3:58

it's sure a re shocking that 3 of us have a cousin who is a porn star.
fortunately, i don't and NEVER. why? because i would outcast her or simply kill her.

this is starting to disturb me. but tommy, i don't think i can be like you, to still have a good relation with your cousin.

porn industry.................

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Post by Tommygunner70 on Sat 31 Jan 2009 - 10:59

@destroyer wrote:it's sure a re shocking that 3 of us have a cousin who is a porn star.
fortunately, i don't and NEVER. why? because i would outcast her or simply kill her.

this is starting to disturb me. but tommy, i don't think i can be like you, to still have a good relation with your cousin.

porn industry.................

Difference in persons I guess, but why kill her or out cast her?

Just because she is willingly getting banged on tape and is getting paid for it doesn't make her less human does it?

If that does make her less human, then where does it end? its like a lot of racists thinking that people with a different skin color than theirs are also less human.
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Post by Sintendo on Sat 31 Jan 2009 - 12:29

I'm not going to outcast my cousin. I'm just saying it's going to be weird at falimy get-togethers now. Bong hit + study
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Post by Guest on Sat 31 Jan 2009 - 15:57

outcast her or simply kill her

...isn't that a bit...cruel?

If it happens to me I'd go talk to her and ask 'why'. Yeah, she might ask 'why are you looking at that then', but all in all I'd try to council her and talk to her. Figure it out why.

...if she's sex crazed, oh well...time to take a different therapy to get her addicted to something else other than sex and drug or whats it.



It goes to the matter how far you actually care for your family. Letting things be meant that you're indirectly saying 'I'm fine with that'. Well, no its not. If it happen in my family I will go and try to stop her with any means possible.

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