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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 1:31

A reaction (or perhaps a sequel is a better word) to this pic:



Kotomi's Revenge: A mini-fanfic:

Three Weeks Later:
Stephanie Meyer exited her car, preparing to enter a bookstore for yet another Twilight book signing. Stephanie looked into the large crowd of fangirls outside the bookstore, pleased at how well her plans to take over the world with her army of fangirls was going.

What she did not know was that on the roof of a ten-story office tower across the road, a certain Kotomi Ichinose lay prone, Barrett M82A1 .50 caliber sniper rifle in hand. Kotomi looked through the ten times magnification scope, placing the crosshairs over the head of her target. There was no wind to interfere with her shot. No one had any idea she was there. Nothing and no one was going to stop her from putting an end to this madness once and for all. Kotomi held her breath as she steadied the rifle and squeezed the trigger. The Barrett let off a thunderous roar as in launched a fifty caliber round across the road and straight into the head of woman that had caused her so much pain. Kotomi watched as her targets head exploded in a red mist. Finally, vengeance was hers. Kotomi shouted "No one causes me this much pain and suffering and gets away with it!" She didn't care if she was caught now. Her mission was complete.
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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by KodokuRyuu on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 1:51

Hahaha! That's awesome. Laughing
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Post by theprodigalson on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 2:35

Unfortunately, dying is the best thing someone can do for their career. Fiscal sales of twilight books and movies just skyrocketed. Though she may not be there to see it, the plague Meyer released on humanity just got a mini-series, endless tribute stories written by other authors, a new line of "Twilight" action figures, and an anime series written to make amends for Kotomi's actions. Her efforts to liberate us have instead doomed us all.

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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by boomer_gonz on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 3:16

True enough; I watched an AMC Marylin Monroe marathon and afterward said loudly in the solemn hall of my living room, "Who the hell told her she could act?!!!"

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 11:00

On Marilyn Monroe: Everybody (of her time).
She was not the greatest actress around but she had something everybody wanted- Big Boobies, a Wicked Body, the intelligence that would make Francesca look like a genius, a squeaky voice that makes men's penises rock hard, and she slept with everybody.

Simply put- Norma Jean may have had a little something in her early career, but lost it due to assorted factors; like Micheal Jackson did. It just proves that with little talent, and enough producers pushing, anyone can become famous and given the reputation as the best there is out there.

As for the fanfict.... cheers

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Post by KodokuRyuu on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 18:07

@ElfenMagix wrote:It just proves that with little talent, and enough producers pushing, anyone can become famous and given the reputation as the best there is out there.
Yup, just look at the Jones Brothers, or Miley Cyrus, or Britney Spears. bang head
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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 18:35

@KodokuRyuu wrote:
@ElfenMagix wrote:It just proves that with little talent, and enough producers pushing, anyone can become famous and given the reputation as the best there is out there.
Yup, just look at the Jones Brothers, or Miley Cyrus, or Britney Spears. bang head

I think Mickey Mouse summed it up best when he said:



head bang

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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by Robert Frazer on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 19:07

I like Twilight. It's reassuring. It restores my confidence.

We live in a world where societal norms are breaking down, roles are challenged and every motive is cynically second-guessed. Whole generations languish in uncertainty and confusion. Amidst all of this dismal, destructive chaos, though, there is one merciful constant, one blessed source of relief. I can look to Twilight, and take heart. No matter how the world changes, girls will still be, well... girly. Smile

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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by Nachtsider on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 22:43

Over 9000 hours in Photoshop CS


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Post by Nachtsider on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 23:07

Also, this:


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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by rusty-spring on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 23:36

@Nachtsider wrote:Twilight Pictures
Dude, I just laughed my fucking ass off.

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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by Sakura on Sat 6 Mar 2010 - 23:37

@rusty-spring wrote:
@Nachtsider wrote:Twilight Pictures
Dude, I just laughed my fucking ass off.
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Re: My stupid little reaction fanfic thingy

Post by boomer_gonz on Sun 7 Mar 2010 - 2:37

Me three!!

Esecially that Blade intro was freakin' epic!!

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Post by Awinnell on Sun 7 Mar 2010 - 7:10

lol,it wouldn't be to bad if they ended up at Buffy's school either !

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Sun 7 Mar 2010 - 10:54

lol those captions are awsome
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Post by Alfisti on Sun 7 Mar 2010 - 11:09

@Awinnell wrote:lol,it wouldn't be to bad if they ended up at Buffy's school either !

There's a T-shirt floating around somewhere that simply reads "And then Buffy stabbed Edward. The End".

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