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Post by MP5 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:20

Here is a list of wacky and ridiculous crossovers we came up with in the Chatbox:

Neon Genesis Gunslinger Girl
Card Captor Angelica
Sailor Claes
Dirty Pairs / Lovely Angels GsG
Rico: First Blood.
CANAANgelica
SWA of the Dead
Azumanga Gunslinger Girl
Gunslinger Hakusho
Gunslinger Star (instead of chocolate coronets, they ask which end you load from)
Yu Yu Claesho.
Nuku Nuku - All Purpose Cultural Gunslinger Girl
SWA-On!
Project Ri-Ko
The Melancholy of Elsa De Sica
Angelica&!
Henrietta Orange Road
Serial Experiments Claes.
Silence of the Cyborgs.
Cyborgs of the Corn.
Tri-Gunslinger Girl
Little SWA Shop of Horrors
The Sound of Cyborgs
Thoroughly Modern Henrietta
Educating Henrietta
Much Ado About Cyborgs
Gunslinger Frontier
Croce-ke / Croce-ke Okaeri / Croce-ke Okawari
Rico's Delivery Service.
Rico + Vampire
Petra of the Valley of the Wind
Gunslinger Girl D
Beatrice and Wolf
Fate/Stay Cyborg
Jonathan Livingston Gunslinger Girl
Cyborg School Musical
Elsa by the Sea
Cyborg Carnival
The Little Gunslinger
The Gunslinger Girl Who Leapt Through Time.
Elsa's Midsummer's Night's Dream
The Tragedy of MacClaes.
Jean Caesar (Alt. Julius Croce)
Gunslinger Girl's World
Claes Johannson and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Social Welfare Agency Theatre 3000
Saving Private Rico
Raballo's Run
Claes' Web
SWA-Team?
Passion of the Claes
Triela and the Goblet of Fire
District 2
Ft Apache: Roma Italia
The Last Cyborg
Last Action Cyborg
Flygirls
Small Cyborgs
I, Cyborg
Padania: Enemy Mine
The Lost Fratelli
Toy Cyborg
Cyborg in the Cupboard.
The Fratello (The Warriors)
Coraline: Gunslinger Girl
This is Cyborg Tap
Cyborg Dread
Gunslinger Bebop
Petra: The Big Red Cyborg
Beatrice the Vampire Slayer
Smokey and the Cyborg
GSGL
Cyborgs on the River Kwai
Gunslinger Girl Ultimate
Angie's Heroes
The Magnificent Cyborg 7
The Seven Cyborgs
Croce's List
A Fistful of Euros
Padania and the 7 Cyborgs
The Three Musketslingers
The Cybernetic Job
SpongeRico SquareGuns
The Adventures of Robin Croce and his merry cyborgs
The Black Cyborg (The Black Cauldron)
The Dark Rifle Scope (The Dark Crystal)
Monty Blacker's Flying Circus (Now to shoot something completely different)
The League of Extraordinary Cyborgs
Social Welfare Witches
Inglorious Cyborgs
Trie-HiME
Gunslinger Lied
Resident Evil: Gunslinger Girls
Omamori Petrushka
Lord of the Cyborgs: Fellowship of the Padanians
LotC: The Two Sections
LotC: Return of the Petra.
The Cyborg (The Hobbit)
Fallout: A Post-GSG Roleplaying Game.
Gangs of Padania
The Cyborg Who Fell To Earth
Italian Gangster.
The Cyborg Who Loved Me.
Hidamari Sanction
Dead Handlers (Dead Presidents)
For Your Cyborg Only
Mobile Suit Guiseppe
No Country for Generation Ones
Crocetron (Voltron).
The Cyborgcats
Robotech: Croce
Battlefield: Italy
Gunslinger Crisis
Parasite Claes
Uncharted: Triela's Fortune
Franken Etta (Franken Fran)
Star Trek: The Search of Petra
Full Metal Panic: The Cyborg Raid
Star Trek: The Second Generation
Cyborgseed
The Rocky Horror Cyborg Show
Cyborgs of the Carribean
Cyborgseed Ex Machina
The SWAtrix.
To Lie and Die in Rome
Starship Cyborgs
Heavy Ammo (Heavy Metal)
Battlestar Angelica
Dungeons and Cyborgs
Stargate Rico
The Justice League of Cyborgs
Oh! My Cyborg
CSI: Rome.
Cyborg After Story.
Claymore.
Law & Order: Social Welfare Unit
NCIS: Rome
Italy Vice
I Know Who You Shot Last Summer.
In Search Of: Cyborgs
Petra and the Mighty Ducks
Escape to Cyborg Mountain
Brokeback Agency.
Revenge of the Cyborg Queen
James Cameron's Cyborg
Croce's 11
The Dark Snow White (Dark Knight)
The Hunt for Giacomo Dante
The Padania Hunter
Seaquest: SWA
Cyborg Movie
The SWA Files
Cyborg Dundee
300 (cyborgs)
V for Venice
The Cyborg of Venice
Cyborg Little
Fear and Loathing in Rome
Cyborg X
VENEZIA: The Animation
The Million Dollar Loli
Cyborg Wars: The Agency Strikes Back
Escape from SWA
SWAtrix: Guns Reloaded
Through a Barrel Darkly
Gun Runner (Blade Runner)
SWA: Italian Cyborg Squad.
How I Met Your Handler
Five_X : Married With Cyborgs.
Metal Gear Carbon 4: Guns of the Padanians
Metal Gear Carbon 3: Cake Eater (alt: Tea Drinker)
Full Carbon Panic!
Metal Gear Carbon: The Twin Croces.
Metal Gear Carbon 2: Daughters of Vendetta
Padanians at the Gates

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:24

Jeeze, how long did it take you to type that list?
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Post by MP5 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:37

Now then, the original idea that started it all:



I saw this image and chuckled at the idea of Triela as a magical girl. And then it hit me: what would Gunslinger Girl be like if it stepped out of Seinen territory and was made to fit other major genres of Anime and Manga?

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Beautiful Magical Guardian Assassin Triela-chan-- A 'Magical girl' series featuring 13-year-old Triela as the protagonist. As an answer to her wish to protect her friends and classmates from harm, she is mysteriously bestowed with a Winchester M1897 from the heavens, designed to cleanse the world of the dangerous organization Padania. By uttering the phrase "Winchester! Remington! Mossberg! Guardian Change!" she transforms into the mysterious magical girl warrior known as ' Shotgun Guardian Triela-Chan' and rids the world of evil Padania forces with the power of her signature attack, "Buckshot heart". As the series progresses, she meets other 'Guardian Assassins' such as Sniper Guardian Rico-chan, and Machine-gun Guardian 'Etta-chan.

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Post by MP5 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:37

Professor Voodoo wrote:Jeeze, how long did it take you to type that list?

Copy pasted in about 15 minutes.

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:39

Triela just needs to pop on a sailor fuku to cosplay Sailor Moon.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:41

Nachtsider wrote:Triela just needs to pop on a sailor fuku to cosplay Sailor Moon.

I can not think of two more antithetical personalities.
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Post by MP5 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:43

Well, I've also had the idea of making some of the GSG's into Vocaloids. Triela would naturally be Miku Hatsune.

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 1:49

LOL- thats one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Whats next Grenade gaurdian Bice-chan with her exploding heart attack. Or Sexy Guardian Petra with her nosebleed attack
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Post by Piero on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 2:06

Someone had actually discussed the idea of the GSGs getting magical girl powers before. I seem to remember everyone sort of got cool magical girl stuff ('Etta and Rico got magical devices from Nanoha while Beatrice got one of the summon creatures from Mai-HiME, for instance) except for Triela who got Sailor Moon's powers. And was very upset about it. Something like that, anyway.

BTW, the above pic is a voice actress related joke -Eri Sendai played both Triela and the magical girl Triela is dressed up as in that pic (as well as Yukari Morita from Rocket Girls, but that has basically nothing to do with the pic).

Although they aren't played by the same VA, Triela's hairstyle makes me think of Fate Testarossa from the Nanoha franchise (who also happens to be awesome). Although I think Triela's hair is shorter than Fate's.

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 2:38

Going with the whole Magical Girl vein Claes gets her hands on Grossphelina from Silent Mobius.
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Post by crazyidiot78 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 2:47

Not to be left out Angelica devops spirit powers similar to those found in Sakura wars
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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 3:28

I've pointed this out before, but Henrietta and Angie are almost dead-ringers for Sakura and Tomoyo from Cardcaptors.

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Post by Alfisti on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 8:09

Crocetron (Voltron)

Do I even want to know how they combine...


Monty Blacker's Flying Circus (Now to shoot something completely different)

Oh... oh dear.

"This is a dead cyborg! Gone, kaput, kicked the bucket!"

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Post by ElfenMagix on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 18:36

Adding to the list...
I cant the girls doing this... from the movie: Risky Business

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU9rgzKdrEE

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 19:53

Alfisti wrote:
Monty Blacker's Flying Circus (Now to shoot something completely different)

Oh... oh dear.

"This is a dead cyborg! Gone, kaput, kicked the bucket!"

I already imagine Monty & Jethro driving around Europe trading Monty Python lines.

*scanning the master list*

What!? No The Cyborg of Oz?
Henrietta can be Dorothy, Priscilla as Glinda the Good Witch, Rico as the Scarecrow...open for suggestions on the other roles, but Claes has to be the Wicked Witch of the West.

inb4 Beatrice as Toto.
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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 20:54

Claes and Triela should be Elphaba and Glinda, respectively. To satisfy the shojou-ai fans.

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 21:21

Lets not forget one of my ideas Halo 3: ODSC (Orbital Drop Shock Cyborg)!

(for the non-gamers out there, a reference to Halo 3: ODST (Orbital Drop Shock Trooper)
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Post by funkmachine on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 22:03

Cyborg of Iron
the Cyborg bunch
The Cyborg of War (dogs of war)
Enter the Cyborgs
The 13th Cyborg
Gunslinger Now
Claes Johannson's Day Off
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Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 22:46

SPARTAN 119 wrote:Lets not forget one of my ideas Halo 3: ODSC (Orbital Drop Shock Cyborg)!

(for the non-gamers out there, a reference to Halo 3: ODST (Orbital Drop Shock Trooper)



Also...+20 internets to Nacht for telling us what the WWW's first name was.
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Post by ElfenMagix on Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 23:40

From a couple of old books I have read:
Daddy was a Padania Terrorist (Daddy was a Number Runner)
and story (turned movie w/Sidney Pottier...)
Cyborgs of the Valley (Lilies of the Valley)

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Post by Alfisti on Fri 12 Mar 2010 - 10:00

Just because it's late and that's the best time for the 80s:

Padania Busters (who you gonna call?)

Mental image of Hilshire's Merc station-wagon with massive siren on top and rolling like an ill-handled ship in a gale everytime it has to negotiate a corner.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Fri 12 Mar 2010 - 11:57

Alfisti wrote:Mental image of Hilshire's Merc station-wagon with massive siren on top and rolling like an ill-handled ship in a gale everytime it has to negotiate a corner.

Triela sawing away at the wheel: "Four turns to port, aye Captain!"

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Post by boomer_gonz on Fri 12 Mar 2010 - 12:33

See; those classic Miller Meteor fins DID have a use after all. Razz

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Sat 20 Mar 2010 - 22:22

MP5 wrote:
The Melancholy of Elsa De Sica

Couldn't be worse than the Melancholy of Claes!
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Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 20 Mar 2010 - 22:43

SPARTAN 119 wrote:
MP5 wrote:
The Melancholy of Elsa De Sica

Couldn't be worse than the Melancholy of Claes!

Oh it can be.

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Sat 20 Mar 2010 - 22:51

Kiskaloo wrote:
SPARTAN 119 wrote:
MP5 wrote:
The Melancholy of Elsa De Sica

Couldn't be worse than the Melancholy of Claes!

Oh it can be.

Actually, on second thought.... you're right.

By the way, didn't somebody basically do just that, although I think in was called Fraternita.... And Jose and 'Etta were involved.... WTF?

On to things not related to Rule 34:

Professor Voodoo wrote:
SPARTAN 119 wrote:Lets not forget one of my ideas Halo 3: ODSC (Orbital Drop Shock Cyborg)!

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Post by MP5 on Sun 21 Mar 2010 - 2:11

Ok, I just had another splatter of creativity. since we have at least a Magical girl series for the Shoujo genre, let's move on to Shounen. I had another idea that would have involved the Anime outrunning the Manga and therefore having to switch to filler arcs to kill time, but then I thought of something a bit more feasible:

Shounen section

10-Ring: A Practical Shooting Story--In the world of practical shooting, winners and losers are separated by speed and accuracy. Follow the story of Triela Hilshire as she tries to outgun both friendly competitors, like newcomer Henrietta Croce, and hardcore rivals, like two-time gold medalist Claes Johannson. Armed with her trusty Open Class .38 Super STI TruBor pistol, Triela has her sights set on becoming the next great practical shooter.

Harem Series (because this one is a meme on our forums)

Love♥Gun Club--Shooting enthusiast Alpha Lautani is an eligible bachelor who is the latest member of a gun club that is primarily comprised of fathers and daughters, as well as brothers and sisters. However, he'll find that he'll have a rather difficult time staying 'on target' when all the girls decide that they all want a piece of him. Giving Alpha even more trouble are the watchful eyes of the girls' fathers and brothers. Hilarity ensues and cartridge casings fly in this brand new harem comedy.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 21 Mar 2010 - 16:07

SPARTAN 119 wrote:
When you've got a futuristic assault rifle you don't need to worry about fitting in!
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Post by Angiegarde on Mon 22 Mar 2010 - 0:37

Nachtsider wrote:I've pointed this out before, but Henrietta and Angie are almost dead-ringers for Sakura and Tomoyo from Cardcaptors.

Agreed. When I first saw Angelica, I was like "Hey! She looks and acts a lot like Tomoyo from CCS!!". As for Henrietta, she DOES act a lot like Sakura and look somewhat like her.

Related to this topic, a while ago, I had an idea where Tomoyo visits Rome and the mafia plans to abduct her. However, the SWA finds out and they conduct a switch operation where Angelica is taken instead and then the SWA traces where she's been taken and they rescue her while killing her kidnappers. It's basically a rehash of what they did in episode 12 of season 1 of the anime.

That's how similar they look.......
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Post by Angiegarde on Mon 22 Mar 2010 - 0:56

By the way, here are some ideas.....

Angierella (Cinderella)

Priscilla and the Seven cyborgs (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)

When Emilio met Rico (When Harry met Sally)

Digimon: Gunslinger Girl edition (where the cyborgs ARE the digidestined)

SWAwatch (Baywatch) where the cyborgs are lifeguards

Cardcaptor Henrietta (where Henrietta's in Sakura's role and Angelica's in Tomoyo's role)

Gunslinger Fighter (Street Fighter)

Henrietta vs Angelica (Alien vs Predator only they engage in a kawaiiness contest) because those two are super kawaii!!!

Miss Claes's Murder Mysteries (Miss Marple's murder mysteries)

Angieoh (Yugioh) where Angelica's in Yugi's role
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Post by Professor Voodoo on Mon 22 Mar 2010 - 1:21

Okay...my mind is wandering...

The Cyborg Illiad (that's Troy for those who've only seen the move).
The Greeks
Lorenzo=Agamemnon (well, he's the boss)
Triela=Achilles (mightiest of the Greek side)
Angelica=Patroclus (dies...everybody feels bad ablout it)
Claes=Ulysses (wins the war by wit & trickery)

The Trojans
Pinocchio=Hector (fights Achilles, gets killed)
Christiano=King Priam (again, he's the boss)
Flanca=Helen of Troy (she is pretty hot)
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Post by Probit Return on Tue 4 May 2010 - 17:07

"The Wheel of Fate is Cybernetically Enhanced! Rebel 1! Fight!"

Triela: Come on Elsa, don't you think you could be a little nicer to Henrietta? She looks up to you.

Henrietta: You're no longer my superior Elsa de Sica! You're under arrest!

Claes: Ugh, can't I have any peace?

Elsa: BROTHER! It's time for you to die!

Pinocchio: Oh boy, did I upset yooou? I'm sorry, I thought you would be tougher than that. Ooooooh well. I guess I'll just have to kill you then. No hard feelings, right?
(Yes, the idea of turning Pinocchio into Terumi is utterly hilarious to me. It just seems so unlikely, yet perfect.)

"Distortion Finish!"

Oh man... that makes me think. If Elsa is Jin, then who is Hakumen?

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Post by Guest on Tue 4 May 2010 - 18:22

Saving Private Rico
I was producing something entitled this. I FAILED.

Passion of the Claes
SHE DIED FOR YOUR SPROUTS!

Fallout: A Post-GSG Roleplaying Game
Fandom... fandom never changes...

District 2
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We can't stop here! This is Agency country!

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Cyborg Shock series (System Shock series)
Cyborg (Cyborg)
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Post by Jacen Starslayer on Tue 4 May 2010 - 18:33

As long as there is no Fate/Stay Night Gunslinger Girl Crossover. That would be weird.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sun 27 Jun 2010 - 19:13

Petrushka has finally lost it...

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 27 Jun 2010 - 21:45

ElfenMagix wrote:Petrushka has finally lost it...

Belisario: Damn it! You put the wrong disk in the conditioning-hypnosis machine! I knew we shouldn't have labeled it Conditioning Protocol 300!

Bianchi: Uh-ho...so what happened to the memory eraser program?

(meanwhile, across the compound)

Jean: Alright class; your viewing assignment today is a documentary on Russian expatriate novelists of the early 20th century.

Entire Class: *groan*

Jean: Enough of that! I'll be outside if anyone needs me. (walks out for a cigarette)

Rico: (standing guard by the door) Okay, he's gone!

Claes: (rifling through the DVD collection) Good...now what does everyone really want to watch?

Rachel: Toss in 300...that's nice & gory! (the class agrees)

Claes: Okay...here's a copy...looks like a bootleg but who cares? Pop it in Ilaria!

Jean returns 2 hours later...all the cyborgs are sitting in their seats, silent with blank stares, some drooling.

Jean: Geeze...I knew that documentary was boring but...damn!

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Post by emperor on Mon 28 Jun 2010 - 5:58

Angiegarde wrote:By the way, here are some ideas.....

Angierella (Cinderella)

Priscilla and the Seven cyborgs (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)

When Emilio met Rico (When Harry met Sally)

Digimon: Gunslinger Girl edition (where the cyborgs ARE the digidestined)

SWAwatch (Baywatch) where the cyborgs are lifeguards

Cardcaptor Henrietta (where Henrietta's in Sakura's role and Angelica's in Tomoyo's role)

Gunslinger Fighter (Street Fighter)

Henrietta vs Angelica (Alien vs Predator only they engage in a kawaiiness contest) because those two are super kawaii!!!

Miss Claes's Murder Mysteries (Miss Marple's murder mysteries)

Angieoh (Yugioh) where Angelica's in Yugi's role

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Post by ElfenMagix on Mon 28 Jun 2010 - 22:51

Professor Voodoo wrote:Jean: Geeze...I knew that documentary was boring but...damn!
ROTFL

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Sun 5 Sep 2010 - 18:41

Jacen Starslayer wrote:As long as there is no Fate/Stay Night Gunslinger Girl Crossover. That would be weird.

Sorry Jacen, But I had to do this:

At some point in the future, the Cyborgs gain enough renown as heroes to become a summonable entity or servant, however, they do not fit into any of the seven pre-established classes (Archer, Saber, etc.). So, new classes are made: Rico becomes known as Sniper, Triela as Bayonet (one of the classes is named a weapon, like Saber), Henrietta as Gunner, Angelica... well, she's known by the old Assassin class, Beatrice is no known only as Grenadier, Petra is now known as Fanservice, and Claes... well, Claes is of a most feared class: *cue dramatic music* Gardener....

Now, all of them will be summoned by seven sorcerers in fight to a most powerful artifact: the Holy Grail Hand Grenade Rocket Propelled Grenade.
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Post by MP5 on Fri 10 Sep 2010 - 20:18

Agapita is a practicing Catholic, right? Well, I kinda thought this up today... (Apologies to Robert Frazer)

'This passage I got memorized'

Lately, during Art Class, the cyborgs had been sneaking in Quentin Tarantino movies in place of the boring documentaries Jean would make them watch. For her part, Allison had chosen to bring in a cult classic, and now the cyborgs were watching one of the most memorable and dramatic scenes of said movie:



As Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega emptied their pistols into the hapless Brett, the viewing audience reacted in incredulous delight and disbelief.

"Holy shit!" blasphemed Triela.

"Daaaaaaaamn, he ice-cold!" exclaimed Matthew.

"Badass!" shouted Marisa.

"My favorite part of this movie!" said Allison proudly. Only one of the cyborgs in the viewing audience said nothing. It was Agapita, who had taken in the scene silently, her eyes wide as she watched the execution of some poor sap onscreen. In her head, the gears slowly but surely creaked to life and began to turn.

Several Days Later

Cornered in the back of an abandoned, fire-razed warehouse somewhere in Salerno, a bound-up Antonio Machiavelli shifted around to face his captors, two teenage girls who had chased him down upon sighting him. Now, as he remained tied to a chair, Agapita--dressed in a woman's business suit (with tie) and slacks-- faced him down. In the corner, Allison--similarly dressed-- stood nonchalantly, thumbing the top bullet of a spare magazine for her Kimber Custom TLE/RL II.

"You won't get anything from me, you government monster!" spat Antonio.

"Oh? I simply wanted to have a chat with you, Mr. Machiavelli. As you share the name of the famous Florentine polymath, I was almost sure you would have similar cunning to evade capture, but yet, here you are." said Agapita, the grip of her Tanfoglio TA-90 visible in its shoulder holster that the girl wore for the occasion.

"What makes you think I would want to talk with you? I would sooner die than give the satisfaction of idle conversation to a government demon like you."

Agapita stood up as she spoke, circling the terrorist. "Then you will get your wish, considering the many wrongs you have committed; there's so much blood on your hands. It began with those poor Albanian girls whom you sent to terrible fates, murdered while being forced to sell their bodies to survive. The numerous men and women of the Carabinieri your bombings cut down. The bus full of tourists you and your filthy compatriots slaughtered wholesale. And as of today, you committed the crime of not only firing upon me, but also my associate, Miss McDonnell here, and our partners. You would dare call yourself a 'freedom fighter'? You are a disgrace to the title. You are an outright villain, Machiavelli. I certainly hope you did not expect to be forgiven for your sins. Tell me, Antonio, have you ever read the bible?"

"Religion is a waste of time. All that matters is the destruction of this corrupt and selfish government!" retorted Antonio with vitriolic fervor. Agapita regarded him with a frown, and Allison cocked an eyebrow, having an inkling in her mind as to where this was headed, and she cracked a small grin.

"Now, I find that offensive. I am a practicing Catholic, you see. In fact, there is a certain passage I have memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children... "

Allison was grinning completely now at Agapita's theatrics. Quietly, the brunette slid her Kimber out of its holster and flicked the safety lever off as the young Mancini continued.

"...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers... "

Agapita whirled on Machiavelli, who was now sweating, her TA-90 in hand as her thumb flicked the safety off. Slowly, Allison and Agapita raised their sidearms, aiming at the soon-to-be-executed Machiavelli.

"...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee! "

With that, in a facsimile scene to the movie they had watched, Allison and Agapita perforated Antonio Machiavelli with a flurry of 9mm and .45 ACP bullets from both directions until their magazines ran out of ammunition, smoke wafting from the muzzles of their weapons, slides locked in open position. for a second, the two girls stood, staring at the deed they had accomplished. Then, they reloaded their weapons before making them safe and putting them away.

"Allison to Brian." radioed the petrolhead through a microphone in the wrist cuff of her suit. "Subject terminated."

As Brian keyed his radio twice to acknowledge, Allison turned to Agapita.

"Did that feel good?" she asked with a smirk.

"I don't want to admit it, but yes. It felt absolutely wonderful to say that." confessed Agapita.

"Life is short, enjoy the little things, even if they are grandiose." said Allison with a grin. "By the way, is that quote really in the bible?"

"Not entirely in the same passage." said Agapita. "It's a misquote, in fact. But I like the movie's quote anyway."

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Meanwhile, back in Allison's Delta, Brian and Avise had received Allison's last transmission, but they had heard everything through the radio. Brian regarded Avise sheepishly as the former Bersagliere covered his face with his hands.

"You have to admit, it suited her well." said Brian.

"I hope this is the last time I ever hear her channel Samuel L. Jackson..." lamented Avise.

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Post by Robert Frazer on Fri 10 Sep 2010 - 23:28

Now, y'see, in the wider world I'm a huge Tarantino nut. I love the long dialogues and verbal sparring, I love the pitch-perfect musical cues, I love the intense atmosphere. So, you can imagine that that entire passage made me all a-quiver with delight. Very Happy

Best keep Marisa away from Reservoir Dogs, though, lest she start demanding that everyone call her "Miss. Blonde"...

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Post by MP5 on Sat 11 Sep 2010 - 1:16

Robert Frazer wrote:Now, y'see, in the wider world I'm a huge Tarantino nut. I love the long dialogues and verbal sparring, I love the pitch-perfect musical cues, I love the intense atmosphere. So, you can imagine that that entire passage made me all a-quiver with delight. Very Happy

Best keep Marisa away from Reservoir Dogs, though, lest she start demanding that everyone call her "Miss. Blonde"...

For extra hilarity, imagine Agapita's pre-shooting dialogue in Samuel L's voice.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sat 11 Sep 2010 - 3:39

Robert Frazer wrote:Now, y'see, in the wider world I'm a huge Tarantino nut. I love the long dialogues and verbal sparring, I love the pitch-perfect musical cues, I love the intense atmosphere. So, you can imagine that that entire passage made me all a-quiver with delight. Very Happy

Best keep Marisa away from Reservoir Dogs, though, lest she start demanding that everyone call her "Miss. Blonde"...

Britney: Oh! Oh! Oh! (raising her hand frantically) I wanna be Miss Pink!

Jean: Some other cyborg on some other job is Miss Pink...you're Miss Brown.

Marisa: (whispering) How did I get to be Miss Blonde? I have red hair.

Rachel: Francesca called dibs before you.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 11 Sep 2010 - 9:55

Professor Voodoo wrote:
Britney: Oh! Oh! Oh! (raising her hand frantically) I wanna be Miss Pink!

Jean: Some other cyborg on some other job is Miss Pink...you're Miss Brown.

Marisa: (whispering) How did I get to be Miss Blonde? I have red hair.

Rachel: Francesca called dibs before you.

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Post by MP5 on Sat 11 Sep 2010 - 15:19

Kiskaloo wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:
Britney: Oh! Oh! Oh! (raising her hand frantically) I wanna be Miss Pink!

Jean: Some other cyborg on some other job is Miss Pink...you're Miss Brown.

Marisa: (whispering) How did I get to be Miss Blonde? I have red hair.

Rachel: Francesca called dibs before you.

Kara: "Are we a secret government agency or a Super Sentai show?"

Allison: Not unless we dress in identical business suits and botch a jewelry store robbery.

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Post by Robert Frazer on Sat 11 Sep 2010 - 15:26

Lorenzo: I've just been looking over the figures for this year and all the replacement parts we're ordering after our cyborgs get shot up is pushing us into the red. No chance you could rob a few banks to balance the books? We're a government department, I'll call it a "windfall tax".

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Post by MP5 on Sat 11 Sep 2010 - 16:06

Robert Frazer wrote:Lorenzo: I've just been looking over the figures for this year and all the replacement parts we're ordering after our cyborgs get shot up is pushing us into the red. No chance you could rob a few banks to balance the books? We're a government department, I'll call it a "windfall tax".

Brian: As hesitant as I am to involve Allison in theft (considering the Top Gear Italy Car-share service is doing fairly well, though Jean still owes them money for the SLR), It would depend what you're looking for, and where you want it done. If we know where Padania is storing their funds in Italy, we could probably knock over those banks, but if it's an international thing, that's harder to pull off. Secondly, you'll want to take into consideration whether or not you want this to be a blam-blam-kaching type deal with a getaway driver in front of a bank, or if you want to be more subtle and do it Danny Ocean-style or steal the funds in transit, like The Italian Job. For the latter two, I would ask Jethro for advice, personally. I was a dog of war, but never a gentleman thief.

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Post by Alfisti on Sun 12 Sep 2010 - 11:19

Robert Frazer wrote:Lorenzo: I've just been looking over the figures for this year and all the replacement parts we're ordering after our cyborgs get shot up is pushing us into the red. No chance you could rob a few banks to balance the books? We're a government department, I'll call it a "windfall tax".
Funny you should mention this because...

Spoiler:
...it's going to come out in the next issue or so that Jethro only got approved funding for the (somewhat expensive) Monaco heist because he told the brass he could run it at a profit.

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Professor Voodoo wrote:
Britney: Oh! Oh! Oh! (raising her hand frantically) I wanna be Miss Pink!

Jean: Some other cyborg on some other job is Miss Pink...you're Miss Brown.

Marisa: (whispering) How did I get to be Miss Blonde? I have red hair.

Rachel: Francesca called dibs before you.

Elio groaned groggily as he came to. He thought that the coffee had tasted odd.

As he blearily blinked back to full awareness, Elio's surroundings swam back into focus like a fuzzy television gradually sharpening its reception - and blaring out at full volume as well, judging by the migraine that was jack-hammering throbs of pain at his temples. He was located inside a large room of bare, rough brick - probably a small warehouse of some description, given its size and lack of fittings. A thin haze of light struggled throiugh window-panes that were opaque and caked with dust.

Elio tried to move around to explore his surroundings, only to realise then that he was quite securely lashed to a chair with thick, rough hemp fibres. He heard someone move behind him - probably responding to his struggle. A voiced called out, "Hey, you ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies?"

Elio jolted in his chair, incredulous. He heard a quiet whirr, something like the sound of a CD tray retracting into a hi-fi, and music began to play.

"Damnit, wrong track..." the voice growled under its breath. There were a few beeps, and then a more thematic tune reached out to the lonely corners of the warehouse.

Elio groaned as Marisa came into view around from behind him. She was wearing shades, a black-tie suit a couple of sizes too big for her with the bottoms of the trousers dusty against the floor (them not really fitting such clothes for young girls), and doing a weird shuffling dance which looked something like an attempt at a moonwalk.

The handler pursed his lips. "When you said that you wanted to play cops'n'robbers, this is not what I had in mind!"

Plainly enjoying herself, Marisa did a little spin around on her heel and pointed a finger at Elio, bouncing up and down as her voice quavered along to "Stuck in the mid-dle with yo-ouuuu...."

Elio shook his head. "Okay, Marisa, very authentic, it'll make a great demo tape when you break into Hollywood. Can you untie me now?"

Marisa stopped suddenly. "We can't do that, Mr. Alboreto! We haven't done the razor bit yet!"

Elio laughed humourlessly. "Give over, Marisa, you're my cyborg. You are not going to cut off my ear."

Marisa smiled thinly, it creeping slowly up her cheeks in a way that reminded Elio more of the rodent of Mr. Pink than the psychopath of Mr. Blonde. "No, sir, but he did slash the rozzer's face, and..." Elio blanched. Marisa had pulled out a razor.

An electric one.

"...there's all that fungus of yours in the way of your own chubby cheeks."

"Plea-eee-eeeeaaase... plea-eee-eeeeaaase..."

With a gleeful grin Marisa advanced on Elio. His screams echoed off the ceiling while the razor buzzed like an angry wasp tangled in Elio's beard and Marisa grunted, "Hold still, damnit..."

Alfisti wrote:...it's going to come out in the next issue or so that Jethro only got approved funding for the (somewhat expensive) Monaco heist because he told the brass he could run it at a profit.

I suppose that it's not unlike the climax to Casino Royale. Bond wins megabucks at the casino (such to the extent that he casually slides over a quarter-million dollar tip to the dealer!), while M chews her lip and worriedly asks, "erm, when are you going to give us the money...?"

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