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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by ElfenMagix on Sun 4 Jul 2010 - 19:05

Give him our thanx. We love it here on this end.

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Post by Tommygunner70 on Sun 4 Jul 2010 - 19:12

@ElfenMagix wrote:Give him our thanx. We love it here on this end.

Will go over to post that now.

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 4 Jul 2010 - 19:31

@Tommygunner70 wrote:Oh and look, apparently Triela and Henrietta do play dodge ball Very Happy
A great find Tommy. Triela looks ready.

Henrietta looks nervous.

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Robert Frazer on Sun 4 Jul 2010 - 20:09

@Professor Voodoo wrote:
Fernando & Murdoch are just about falling off their bar stools. Jethro leans over to clink glasses with Alboreto.

Jethro: Elio, old man...that is without a doubt the worst cyborg story I've ever heard.


Lovely bit of Agency life here Voodoo, really well-observed. I liked it a lot.

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Post by Alfisti on Mon 5 Jul 2010 - 0:30

@Professor Voodoo wrote:
@Tommygunner70 wrote:Oh and look, apparently Triela and Henrietta do play dodge ball Very Happy
A great find Tommy. Triela looks ready.

Henrietta looks nervous.
...Possibly because she's now been on enough escapades now to know that someone is going to have to make up for the damage bill after this particular "new game".

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Post by Piero on Mon 5 Jul 2010 - 1:59

@Professor Voodoo wrote:
@Tommygunner70 wrote:Oh and look, apparently Triela and Henrietta do play dodge ball Very Happy
A great find Tommy. Triela looks ready.

Henrietta looks nervous.

Guess I wasn't the only person to notice that. Laughing

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 6 Jul 2010 - 14:36

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In her early (pre-cyborg) days, Rachel fell many times, and got back up on that beam bruised and beaten. Yeah, Fernando was rough on her like a Russian coach!
Fernando has been busy catching up with paperwork for a few days, so he has to find a substitute teacher to cover his gymnastics class...

Triela: This is by far the weirdest thing that's happened...this week at least.

Henrietta: That's our new teacher?

Kara: You've got to be kidding me.

Rachel: Shhhhh! Do you want her to give us all an "F"?
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Triela: How the hell can Meeshie give us anything!? She doesn't even have thumbs!

Rico: The new teacher's breath smells like tuna!

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Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 6 Jul 2010 - 15:02

Kara would be more like "kitty!" *hug*

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Awinnell on Tue 6 Jul 2010 - 15:52

@Kiskaloo wrote:Kara would be more like "kitty!" *hug*

that could have dire consequences !



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Post by Robert Frazer on Tue 6 Jul 2010 - 20:08

On another day...

AVISE: Alright, complete exercises 32 and 33 in your textbooks as homework - have them ready for next session. Dismissed!

Clatter of seats flipping up as cyborgs stand and move out of the lecture theatre. Against this, there's the clack of shoes walking down.

FERRO: Avise?

AVISE: Ah, Miss. Ferro. To what do I owe the pleasure?

FERRO: Alessandro tells me - that Petrushka told him - that Agapita told her - that you played the guitar. Or, not so much "told" as "boasted noisily at great length".

AVISE: Well, I don't mean to brag, but I was in a band once.

FERRO: Apple doesn't fall far from the tree evidently...

AVISE: What was that?

FERRO: Nothing, nothing, just remembering my schedule. Anyway, our musical repertoire is a little limited, and Section One has been complaining about hearing nothing but violins, cellos and their variants day in, day out, and that the screeches are grinding on their nerves. I thought that we'd appease them - I was wondering if you could perhaps organise a few lessons?

AVISE: Not a problem at all! Happy to help.

A few days later, Elio is walking to the lecture theatre to collect a class - he's been assigned to teach the cyborgs introductory pool sessions for scuba-diving. He opens the door to find half a dozen Gen-2s in a circle at the bottom of the theatre, plucking at cheap six-strings.

ALL: ...There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to Heaven...

Elio bobs his head, beguiled by the beat.

ALL: ...when she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for...

ELIO: Ooooh, oooooh-ooooh-ooooh oh-oh--- OH! Erm, uhm, ahah, glad to see you all have taste. Very well played.

AGAPITA: Oh, the co-ordination's easy really. Just like changing a magazine, know what I mean?

ELIO: [thinking about it] Not really, but whatever works for you. Where's your tutor?

ILLIRIA: [Jerks her head over to a corner and continues playing] ...there's a feeling I get, when I look to the West...

Perturbed, Elio walks over the the rearmost row and furthest corner in the lecture theatre. He starts as he sees Avise, huddled in the footwell against the wall, knees drawn up to his chin, quivering slightly with what may be sobs

ELIO: Mancini? What the devil are you doing down there?

AVISE: Five months, Alboreto.

ELIO: What?

AVISE: Five solid months it took me to learn Stairway to Heaven. I bled - bled - on those frets. I pulled a tendon trying a F chord and couldn't use my left hand for anything for three weeks. And those damned cybernetic CD PLAYERS down there have got the whole f**king thing down pat inside of two hours!

ALL: ...If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow...

AVISE: Next time I'm just pulling out the X-Box and putting Guitar Hero on.

ELIO: ...your stairway lies on the whispering wind...

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 6 Jul 2010 - 21:56

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AVISE: Well, I don't mean to brag, but I was in a band once.
Classic...now we know why Gary Kasparov had a temper tantrum when he finally lost to a computer in 1997.

Elio: Well, if it's any consolation mate, you at least learned the song. I never got any further than a few blues chords and one or two Bob Dylan songs.

Avise: You play guitar too?

Elio: I tried back in the late '60's. Mostly I rode my Triumph around Liverpool with the guitar slung over my back and used it to pull birds.

Avise: (not familiar with the British slang) Eh?

Elio: Get laid...a motorcycle, a leather jacket & a guitar went a long way with the lasses back then. I also had this ridiculous plan that I was going to re-unite The Yardbirds after Clapton left.

Avise: So why didn't you stick with it?

Elio: 1968 came. Jethro Tull, Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin all debuted in one year. I realized that everything had changed & I was never going to be a rock star, so I joined the Army.

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Post by MP5 on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 10:06

Allison: "Stairway" is just a warm-up. I'm waay past everyone else.

Avise: Oh really, now? I'm afraid to ask, but what have you accomplished?

Allison: "Freebird", "Through the Fire and Flames", and recently, "Eruption".

Avise: Now that's just not fair; you have an electric guitar.

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Post by Alfisti on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 10:12

@Professor Voodoo wrote:Elio: I tried back in the late '60's. Mostly I rode my Triumph around Liverpool with the guitar slung over my back and used it to pull birds.
Hold on... Elio was a Rocker?

It's a good thing Monty only wears the Mod clothes rather than buying into the Mod mindset as well...

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Jacen Starslayer on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 10:17

Jay: ... [plays "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls]

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Post by Robert Frazer on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 11:42

About a fortnight later, and the cyborgs' steadily-expanding repertoire has brought evermore grief to Avise like the twisting of a knife. A jokey tongue-in-cheek performance of the Fratellis' Henrietta left Henrietta herself looking very confused and perplexed, the rest of the Agency in stitches, and Avise in pain - and after the cyborgs managed a pitch-perfect turn of Paint It Black he's been drifting around vacantly like a hollow ghost - so much so that during a recent mission he spent more time mooning about in a funk than paying attention to the incoming bullets blowing up splinters around his feet. He's now shuffling along, like a condemned man to the gallows, to the music room...

...when he stops as he hears crashing and bashing within.


AVISE: What's going on here-- Agapita?!

AGAPITA: Avise!

AVISE: You've... smashed every last one of the Agency' guitars?!

AGAPITA: I'm sorry, but I had to!

AVISE: [snarling] What, you're already achieved everything else in your apotheosis as a rock goddess, all that's left to do is go Pete Townsend?!? You imbecile, do you know how much that costs--

AGAPITA: But- but- the Satanic messages!

AVISE: ...wat.

AGAPITA: Well, like all cyborgs I've got a sensitive ear, and something really sounded off about that Stairway to Heaven that you had us perform. I couldn't put my finger on it, so I investigated the score more deeply [rustles with a bunch of heavily-annotated sheet music]...

AVISE: [knowing where this is heading] Oooh, boy...

AGAPITA: Well, it's easier to show you sir, this is what I discovered...

Agapita picks up a cassette recorder and presses the 'reverse' button. Amongst all the incoherent yowling and scratching of distorted and discordant tones, there's a warble which sounds something like "my sweet Satan".

AGAPITA: See? I couldn't let such a blight contamtinate us! Think of the moral threat it presented, it could interfere with our conditioning!

AVISE: So let me get this straight. You thought that you heard Satanic messages in Stairway to Heaven, an old chestnut that's been going round for decades without any demonic outbreaks yet, and to stop its negative vibes being propogated around the Agency you destroyed every last one of our guitars?

AGAPITA: Yes, that's right. It seemed logical.

AVISE: [eyebrow twitch]

AGAPITA: Sir?

AVISE: [mouth twitch]

AGAPITA: Sir? What's the matter?

AVISE: ...*snrk* ... *snrrrg* ...




AGAPITA: Sir? I don't understand - have I done something wrong?

AVISE: Ooooh... ooooooooooooooh... oh, nothing at all, Agapita! In fact, I wholeheartedly commend you for your perceptiveness and initiative. How would you like to be free of fitness training for... oh, the whole next month?

AGAPITA: [face lights up] Wow! Really! [throws her arms around Avise] Oh, sir! I love you!

AVISE: And I love you too, Agapita. [plants a big kiss on her forehead] Hurry along and clean this mess up, then - that'll be the last thing to seal the deal.

AGAPITA: Yes, sir!

Avise leaves the music room. As soon as the door clicks shut, he falls onto his knees.

AVISE: I'm free! Thank you, God!

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Jacen Starslayer on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 12:54

LMAO! [Jay pulls out a harmonica and plays a solemn tune]

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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 13:01

@Robert Frazer wrote:
AVISE: I'm free! Thank you, God!

AVISE: "Now I can finally form these girls into a proper military band and we can parade around the grounds and perform patriotic songs before a mission for inspiration!"

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Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 18:24

@Kiskaloo wrote:AVISE: "Now I can finally form these girls into a proper military band and we can parade around the grounds and perform patriotic songs before a mission for inspiration!"
Rachel: Oh I can this happening...


Rachel: I'd rather be in my room playing with Meeshie...

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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 18:39

AVISE: "Does anyone else have something better to do? Pagani! You have something you'd rather do?"

KARA: "Uh, I need to wax Michele's new Bugatti."

AVISE: "Do you now? Right! Off you go. Anyone else?"

AGAPITA: "I need to wax Michele's old Bugatti..."

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 22:38

@Kiskaloo wrote:AVISE: "Does anyone else have something better to do? Pagani! You have something you'd rather do?"

KARA: "Uh, I need to wax Michele's new Bugatti."

AVISE: "Do you now? Right! Off you go. Anyone else?"

AGAPITA: "I need to wax Michele's old Bugatti..."
Avise stands in front of Marisa, awaiting her excuse...

Avise: Well? What about you?

Marisa: I'm here to stay, sir. Pounding around making a huge amount of noise sounds great! Can I play the tuba?

Avise: (scratches his chin and considers the ramifications) Hmmmm, no good will come of this. Right then...off with you!

Marisa: Awww man!

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Post by Good ol Boy on Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 23:05

**Dusty has observed the events with a strangely serene expression. She quietly goes upstairs to her temporary dorm and hides her old Danelectro baritone and amp in the closet, vowing to leave them there until this whole music phase has run it's course.**
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Post by MP5 on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 12:23

With his SAS survival training and desire for adventure, Brian would most likely teach Environmental Science and take the idea of "The whole world is the classroom" to occasional extremes:

Kara: So this is "Room E.E.B"?

Allison: Yup!

Kara: It's a Treehouse.

Allison: That's "External Elevated Building", to you.

Inside the classroom...

Allison: Hm... lots of vines, butterflies, lizards, spiders--

Kara: Spiders?!

Allison: Must be the rainforest unit this time.


And epic field trips...

Brian: All right, class! Make sure your chutes are secure, we're parachuting to our destination in about one minute!

Claes: Where are we going, again?

Brian: Deserted island! This has extra credit for Lord of The Flies with Hilshire, so pay attention!

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Post by Robert Frazer on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 13:43

Kara: So this is "Room E.E.B"?

Allison: Yup!

Kara: It's a Treehouse.

Allison: That's "External Elevated Building", to you.

Oh, British Army - your TLAs are like a warm comfort blanket, keeping me safe at night.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 13:51

@Robert Frazer wrote:
Kara: So this is "Room E.E.B"?

Allison: Yup!

Kara: It's a Treehouse.

Allison: That's "External Elevated Building", to you.

Oh, British Army - your TLAs are like a warm comfort blanket, keeping me safe at night.

You should work for a bank. I did marketing for two years at a major one and it was like a NATO staff briefing with all the acronyms tossed about.

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Post by MP5 on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 15:45

Well, the whole TLA thing is not Brian's fault, but rather that of the Section 2 desk pilots. Everyone just starts referring to it as "The Treehouse."

Also, it would mean that Claes gets more help with the garden, as long as Brian is teaching EnviroSci. The idea of him teaching is actually based off my own experiences in high school when I had this teacher who instead of giving us multiple tests and quizzes would have us maintain the courtyards inside the school without the use of pesticides or power tools.

But in reference to that field trip...

Claes: Now what exactly did you mean by 'Extra credit'?

Brian: Important survival skills. Without a traditional source of ignition, such as matches or lighters, your class will be getting extra credit if you can start a bonfire by using more primitive means--Inducing a spark with a flint, friction from two sticks... or if you wanna do it like in the book, those glasses of yours might make a nice little fire-starting laser.

All of the others turn to look at Claes with sinister intent.

Claes: Oh hell no. You people are NOT going to use these glasses of mine! Don't you even think of referring to me as 'Piggy'!

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 18:31

@MP5 wrote:Kara: So this is "Room E.E.B"?

Allison: Yup!

Kara: It's a Treehouse.
Special Operations Section 2: The only special forces unit in the world with a treehouse and a tire swing...

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Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 18:40

@Professor Voodoo wrote:
@MP5 wrote:Kara: So this is "Room E.E.B"?

Allison: Yup!

Kara: It's a Treehouse.

Special Operations Section 2: The only special forces unit in the world with a treehouse and a tire swing...

Kara: "We don't mess around!"

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 19:17

@Kiskaloo wrote:
@Professor Voodoo wrote:
Special Operations Section 2: The only special forces unit in the world with a treehouse and a tire swing...
Kara: "We don't mess around!"
At least they stopped short of a sandbox.

As far as the deserted island goes, there's a few tiny specks of rock south of Sicily (the Pelagie Islands), the smallest of which (Linosa) is only 2 miles across. Unfortunately they're rather barren due to years of logging so I doubt they'd be of much use as a woodland training site.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 20:22

@Professor Voodoo wrote:
@Kiskaloo wrote:
@Professor Voodoo wrote:
Special Operations Section 2: The only special forces unit in the world with a treehouse and a tire swing...
Kara: "We don't mess around!"
At least they stopped short of a sandbox.
If it weren't for Claes' garden....
Spoiler:

Meeshie and Liora would have an outdoor bathroom...

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 20:59

Rachel: I've got a sandbox you can play in (holds out Meeshie's litterbox).

Rico: Cool!

Kara: No! Rico, don't!

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sat 10 Jul 2010 - 21:05

ROTFL

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 13 Jul 2010 - 18:28

Rather than assign him a specific subject to teach I've had the SWA higher-ups hold Elio in reserve as a floating substitute.

Why? Well, he's 55 years old, so while he does not hold a degree he's had plenty of time to study just about every subject, but the main reason is that he doesn't allow the class to get out of control.

Remember back to your own school days...when your regular teacher was out sick the principal would send some hapless student teacher to keep control and he or she would get walked all over. Not so with Elio, although I'm sure the girls give it their best effort to add to his collection of gray hairs.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 13 Jul 2010 - 18:46

Elio: Hillshire and Triela are away on a mission and I was called to teach this class. Now, I was told there was going to be a mid-term next week, so you have to know the subject.

Elio looks over the notes left on his desk.

Elio: Alright! (reading through a bit of it) Henrietta- What is the velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Henrietta: African or European?

Elio: Consider that we're in Europe and answer it from there...

Henrietta: During migration or mating season?

Elio: Anytime, just average it out!

Henrietta: 67km/h?

Elio: You asking me or telling me?

Henrietta: Telling?

Elio: Alright, I'll accept that answer. And you would be wrong!

Henrietta: Wrong?!!

Elio: You did not count what if said European Sparrow was on the ground, and hopping about, as sparrows hop for some reason instead of walking...

Henrietta: WHHAAAAA!

Elio: Now Britney!

Britney: Yes Sir!

Elio: Dont yes sir me! And Quit It With The Free Beaver show! God Girl, Dont You Have Any Underpants To Put On!

Britney: They're all in the laundry, being washed as we speak sir!

Elio (Grrr.....)

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 13 Jul 2010 - 21:16

@ElfenMagix wrote:Elio: Hillshire and Triela are away on a mission and I was called to teach this class. Now, I was told there was going to be a mid-term next week, so you have to know the subject.
Much win here Elfen.

Elio walks into Biology class on another occasion...

Elio: Class, quiet! Take your seats and settle down. (smacks the yard long pointer stick on the desk a few times and the noise dies down slowly) Alright, Dr. Donato is in surgery right now so I'll be filling in.

Kara: Are we going to pick up where Dr. Donato left off? (hopeful that they aren't, as she didn't quite finish her homework)

Elio: No, the Doctor has prepared a special lesson plan for today.

Rachel: Cool! Are we gonna dissect a frog!?

Henrietta: Eeewwww!!!

Britney: (teasingly) How about sex education?

Elio: You're the last person who needs any more lessons in that, Miss Britney. (class laughs) We'll be studying...(looks at Donato's lesson plan)
Spoiler:

Elio: (growling) Donato you son of a bitch.
Agapita: So what are we studying today sir?

Elio: Ehhh...Carl Linnaeus' system of taxonomic classification. (class groans in boredom)

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Post by Alfisti on Tue 13 Jul 2010 - 21:39

Donato's one of Bianchi's mates isn't he...

Jethro: Elio old mate, this is one of the reasons I dodge the SWA as much as physically possible... and let Monty deal with the doctors.

Monty: I love having such a supportive handler... know where I can find one?

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Post by Good ol Boy on Tue 13 Jul 2010 - 23:23

@Professor Voodoo wrote:Elio: Dont yes sir me! And Quit It With The Free Beaver show! God Girl, Dont You Have Any Underpants To Put On!

Britney: They're all in the laundry, being washed as we speak sir!

...

Britney: (teasingly) How about sex education?

Elio: You're the last person who needs any more lessons in that, Miss Britney. (class laughs) We'll be studying...(looks at Donato's lesson plan)

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 13 Jul 2010 - 23:48

@Good ol Boy wrote:
@Professor Voodoo wrote:Britney: (teasingly) How about sex education?

Elio: You're the last person who needs any more lessons in that, Miss Britney. (class laughs) We'll be studying...(looks at Donato's lesson plan)

Seated in the back of the room, Kit has blushed a brilliant shade of red at the thought.
Britney; you have your next target.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 31 Aug 2010 - 1:09

@Alfisti wrote:Donato's one of Bianchi's mates isn't he...

Jethro: Elio old mate, this is one of the reasons I dodge the SWA as much as physically possible... and let Monty deal with the doctors.

Monty: I love having such a supportive handler... know where I can find one?
Rachel: My handler's already taken...AND I HAVE TO SHARE HIM WITH AN DINGBAT AIRHEAD!!!

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Post by Danjo3 on Tue 31 Aug 2010 - 16:31

@ElfenMagix wrote:
@Alfisti wrote:Donato's one of Bianchi's mates isn't he...

Jethro: Elio old mate, this is one of the reasons I dodge the SWA as much as physically possible... and let Monty deal with the doctors.

Monty: I love having such a supportive handler... know where I can find one?
Rachel: My handler's already taken...AND I HAVE TO SHARE HIM WITH AN DINGBAT AIRHEAD!!!
Britney: Don’t feel bad, I have to share mine with a dork.

Antonio: Yeah, a dork who’s getting ready to slap the taste out of your mouth.

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 31 Aug 2010 - 22:40

Meanwhile, things get a little strange at the firing range...

Laine: Petra, you sure this is how you shoot this thing?
Petrushka: Of course! This is exactly how 'Sandro taught me!

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 31 Aug 2010 - 23:26

@ElfenMagix wrote:Rachel: My handler's already taken...AND I HAVE TO SHARE HIM WITH AN DINGBAT AIRHEAD!!!
There are advantages to being teamed with Francesca...

Rachel: Hey Francesca, Daddy said he needs you to do this paperwork. (drops books on the table)

Francesca: This looks like your homework, Rachel.

Rachel: Oh, it's really similar, but this is actually Triela's homework. She & Hillshire are on a mission so Daddy said we'd cover it for her.

Francesca: Oh...I suppose that makes sense.

Britney: (whispering) She actually fell for it?

Rachel: Yeah, every time. Now we just put our names on it and hand it in tommorow. Hey Francesca, I just remembered, we need 2 copies of everything.

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Re: Cyborg Education

Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 26 Oct 2010 - 8:14

Elio takes the cyborgs out on a field trip to the art museum...


Rico: What is that?

Elio: That's a Luca Carlevaris...St. Marks Piazza in Venice. You should recognize that, you've been there.

Rico: No Sir...I mean that.


Elio: I don't know what you mean, Rico...

Rico: Right there, in the center.


Elio: Oh shite...alright, everyone on to the next painting!

In reality this painting is in the Metropolitain Museum of Art in NYC...maybe it's on loan.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 26 Oct 2010 - 13:15

I'm surprised Rico could see it with all the shivering she would be doing... Smile

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