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Post by Guest on Thu 15 Jul 2010 - 23:21

Post things that people have said in the chatbox that you think are funny, interesting, or stupid, so they be laughed at, praised, or shunned, respectively.
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[02:44:56] JayBirdSupreme : :O
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[02:45:08] JayBirdSupreme : FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[02:45:26] JayBirdSupreme : YOU BASTARDS I'LL KILL YOU ALL
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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Thu 15 Jul 2010 - 23:50

I was there.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Guest on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 0:26

@tsundere9kagami2 wrote:I was there.


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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Nachtsider on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 5:28


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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Guest on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 9:36

Woah Nacht, that stuff looks ancient. 2008... that's a WHOLE YEAR, before I joined! Who's tomb did you have to raid to uncover these relics?

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Kiskaloo on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 9:40

He's a Shadowmancer. He just called them from The Beyond.

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Post by Guest on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 9:56

Ah, I see now. Makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up, Kisk.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 13:18

good times.
That was like when I was in middle school or early high school.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Guest on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 13:23

Wait, what ever happened to that "Shenanigans" section of the forum?
With promises of SPAM all over the place? It sounds like my kind of
cool dude hangout.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by boomer_gonz on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 13:23


LMAO!!!

I remember that one. It's fun looking at my pre-admin or even pre-moderator days.

If I recall that was the day of the epic RP regarding a scenario about an SWA 'Last Stand'.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by maverick375 on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 13:24

Disturbing

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Guest on Fri 16 Jul 2010 - 14:24

OH WAH AH AH AH!

EDIT: Okay seriously guys, I need to know what happened to that SPAM forum. Otherwise I will kill the hostages call up Saxton Hale and have him beat everyone on this forum up call up JC Denton and have him cut power to the forum's servers call up the US Army RANGERS AND HAVE THEM FUCK THIS PLACE'S SHIT UP create my own forum dedicated to Gunslinger Girl and see what you think of that

Okay I don't know what I'll do but trust me it won't be pretty.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by rusty-spring on Sat 17 Jul 2010 - 13:34

Taken from this Saturday morning's chat...
[12:28:10] rusty-spring : or best yet a WHOLE chicken in a can Yuck!
[12:28:16] rusty-spring : that looks as disgusting as it sounds
[12:28:51] rusty-spring : Sweet Sue, you have some explaining to do
[12:28:53] @ Kiskaloo : That is so frelling wrong
[12:29:13] @ boomer_gonz : JESUS H Christ in a dune buggy!!!
[12:29:24] @ boomer_gonz : It's like the can is giving birth!!
[12:29:43] rusty-spring : Sweet Sue probably also cans her enemies whole after strangling them with telephone cord NO
[12:30:13] @ boomer_gonz : The call her Sweet Sue because she kills you with kindness.
[12:30:41] rusty-spring : i agree, that chicken is covered in what can only be described as amniotic fluid
[12:30:46] @ boomer_gonz : Plus did you see the grease off that thing?
[12:31:10] @ boomer_gonz : And people wonder why the Sowth is home to the world's fattest poor people.
[12:31:12] @ Kiskaloo : I'm still vomiting
[12:31:34] @ boomer_gonz : Sorry Kisk.
[12:31:56] rusty-spring : dear lord, someone kill it, for the love of humanity, KILL IT
[12:32:25] @ Kiskaloo : I think it's already dead, rusty
[12:32:29] @ Kiskaloo : At least, I frelling hope so
[12:32:35] @ Kiskaloo : "Zombie Chicken"
[12:32:38] @ boomer_gonz : I wanna know which USDA oversight advisor Sweet Sue had to drop 'em for to get THAT approved.
[12:32:43] rusty-spring : not dead enough, it'll probably jump out of the pan and latch onto your face
[12:32:46] @ Kiskaloo : "Iron Zombie Chef"
[12:33:10] @ Kiskaloo : Boomer - *snarf*
[12:33:27] @ Kiskaloo : Live from chat, it's Saturday Morning!

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Ggultra2764 on Sat 17 Jul 2010 - 14:32

Look down at my sig. Elfen's quote had me rolling around in laughter last year. Laughing

EDIT: Thought I'd add one from today.

[21:45:53] Ggultra2764 : What's next: an informational comic on waterboarding?
[21:47:15] Ggultra2764 : .
[21:48:14] @ Kiskaloo : Cheney the Bear says...
[21:48:34] @ boomer_gonz : LOLZ
[21:48:48] Ggultra2764 : Yes?
[21:49:19] rusty-spring : lol
[21:49:22] @ Kiskaloo : "Remember to use warm water. You don't want your prisoner to catch a cold."


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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Nachtsider on Mon 19 Jul 2010 - 3:44


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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Piero on Mon 19 Jul 2010 - 15:40

Aw man...

I blame that one on a local radio station. They were talking about some study that claimed that sex made you smarter, and they did a joke about "no wonder Einstein's hair looks like that" or some such. I took some inspiration from it.

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Post by Ggultra2764 on Mon 19 Jul 2010 - 16:10

Gee Piero, what makes theories on relativity so sexy? Razz Laughing

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Post by Piero on Mon 19 Jul 2010 - 16:22

Well, you know, people can't resist things they don't understand. Razz

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by boomer_gonz on Mon 19 Jul 2010 - 16:53

Yes they can, it's called SHOTGUN!!



I've waited for a reason to post that. Evil

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Post by Totoum on Sat 25 Sep 2010 - 16:40

Not from chatbox,but I'm looking for a post.

It was about boings and airbuses , kiskaloo said something and a poster by the name of "kiskaloo's boss" said something like "kisk,my office!now!"

or something like that.

It's to me the most epic post of the forum but I can't find it anymore,anyone see what I'm talking about?

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Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 25 Sep 2010 - 17:07

That was in the "Something New In The Hangar" thread, but was probably lost when I purged a number of accounts for inactivity.

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Sat 25 Sep 2010 - 19:38

Totoum I remember seeing that one. It was pretty dam funny
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Post by ElfenMagix on Sat 25 Sep 2010 - 21:26

Earlier today, the chat box went on a tangent of what if the SWA was found 2000 years later under a construction field for a Sports Arena. It started quite funny and wound down to a trickle.

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[00:06:10 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : 2000 years later... Luri and Nike finds a carbonfiber skull in the ruins of a lost city underneath a construction site....

[00:07:24 26/09/10] Plaxy : hmm depending on the materials they used for things they may of found more than just the skull

[00:08:01 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:08:16 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : consider it Rome and the constrution site being the former SWA compound.... wher the new Sports statium is to be built.

[00:08:52 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:09:30 26/09/10] Plaxy : 2000 years later the stadium is being built for a sport called Hover ball which looks like quidige without the snitch

[00:09:36 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : and the new national anthem is "Death by a lady tonight..."

[00:10:15 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : so will they find any twinkies in teh dig

[00:10:20 26/09/10] MP5 : //

[00:10:28 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : "That's a big twinkie."

[00:11:16 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : maybe in Cleas' room

[00:12:06 26/09/10] Plaxy : Although there perception of ancient life might be quite skewed finding remains of what looks like a 12 yo next to a p90 a couble Sigs and 100 or so bullets

[00:12:09 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : Claes would not dare to sully her pristine digestive tract with a.... twinkie. *sniffs, raising an eyebrow*

[00:12:19 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:12:46 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : The twinkie's from Jay's room

[00:13:07 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : "This must have been those rough ghettoes they speak of in history class!"

[00:13:16 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:14:55 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : lmao

[00:14:56 26/09/10] Plaxy : Then Triela's and Claes room with Tons of teddy bears a M1987 trench and a bunch of books and teacups

[00:15:21 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : "Primitive lead projectiles... they would have been more effective using portable death rays!"

[00:15:32 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : maybe it was one of those crazy religous cults we've read about

[00:15:41 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : "The poor children... pushed into violence by a society that forces them towards violence... if they'd only been more caring!"

[00:17:31 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : yo JayB

[00:17:38 26/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : Hey guys

[00:17:40 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : welcome

[00:17:58 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : ...

[00:18:03 26/09/10] Plaxy : Hey Look I found some Information storage device wow that thing is huge

[00:18:30 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : Yo

[00:19:07 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : *They find the handler's doorsm, going into Ferro's rooms and finds the remnants of her silk lace panties and bras...* "Hmmm.... this is interesting. Looks like a costume for a mating ritual."

[00:19:55 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : "You think?"

[00:20:01 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : lol

[00:20:40 26/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : Talking about aliens or something?

[00:20:41 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : "Either that, or their society was a lot

[00:20:57 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : "It appears to be well-constructed out of soft... leather?"

[00:20:57 26/09/10] Plaxy : This thinking because Copulation was band in 3000 do to Overpopulation and the advent of Rejuvination machines

[00:21:02 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : no what people 2000 years in teh future fidn at teh agency

[00:21:10 26/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : I see

[00:21:13 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : Disregard my previous entry... mis-hit the Enter key

[00:21:26 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : that must have come from petra's room

[00:21:30 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : JayB- the SWA Compound being found 2000 years later in a construction site for a Sports Arena.

[00:21:34 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : Previous to the leather one, I mean. THAT one was intentional

[00:22:39 26/09/10] MP5 : //

[00:22:45 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : Very Happy

[00:23:23 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : hhmm such primative jewlery i thought their society had moved past using bones for such things - finds a necklace made out of teeth

[00:23:59 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : *In Sandro's Room, they find various leather apparel...* "Tallywhacker 2000? What's a Tallywhacker?"

[00:24:11 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : lmao @ CI

[00:24:58 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : *snrk* I see what you did there

[00:25:07 26/09/10] Plaxy : I think the more interesting things in Sandro room would be the makeup

[00:26:14 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : *Fernando's room, they find samurai blades, and skulls on his desk drawer* "This must have been their leader... They had a saying about making heads roll..."

[00:26:18 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : I wonder what this is used for, holds up triela's trench knife- fascinating functional for self defense and personal hygine as he examines the sharp edge

[00:27:53 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : Who WOULDN'T want an M1917, CI? *grins*

[00:28:25 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : more interesting things would be found in 'Sandro's room, Read V7?

[00:28:40 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : these must have been used for a punishment of some kind. Finds the remains of kara's boot collection- the inhumanity of forcing some one to wear these for any length of time- what kind of monster would do such a thing

[00:29:37 26/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : \\

[00:29:47 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : Like 'The Machine' who trained him, he would have a warehouse for a room!

[00:30:03 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : lol@CI

[00:32:24 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : ah finally a first hand report of dolphins they do exist but what are assholes, hhmmm maybe thats why they went extinct 2000 years ago

[00:32:30 26/09/10] MP5 : //

[00:32:31 26/09/10] Plaxy : Finding the tomb in witch angelica was put in..."Hmmm this must have been there god and where they worshipped

[00:32:48 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : as they find marisa's diary

[00:33:02 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : lol@plaxy

[00:33:06 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : *Finds Marisa Scuba Equipment* "Oh look, this one must have had breathing problems! it has its own fresh air in thes tanks!" || "Yes, I remember the bio-history teacher saying that Asthma was a dreaded disease..."

[00:33:24 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : lmao

[00:33:48 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : Plaxy, good one!

[00:35:56 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : @Elfen nice

[00:37:07 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : thanx

[00:37:24 26/09/10] MP5 : wonder what would happen if they found Allison's cars...

[00:38:07 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : look at this- i found pollution machines-

[00:38:30 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : why did they have so many im sure they knew just how bad they made the environment

[00:38:31 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : they would think they are transportation devices to move as fast as possible.

[00:38:40 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : lol@CI!

[00:39:05 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : "They were probably confiscated equipment..."

[00:39:10 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : this just gives us more evidence to prove this was the sight of a crazy cult

[00:39:15 26/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : \\

[00:39:27 26/09/10] Plaxy : I heard lots of people a to point b, but they go pretty slow My history class says the devices only went up to about 120 Mile per hour

[00:39:45 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : ROTFL

[00:40:14 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : hhmm this one looks to be in working order i wonder if it still works

[00:40:45 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : no wait thats a...... boom

[00:40:51 26/09/10] Plaxy : There would be No gas in it and the oit would be about dried up too)

[00:40:52 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : oops sorry boss

[00:40:59 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : right oops

[00:41:01 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : dang

[00:42:17 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : wb Jay

[00:43:16 26/09/10] Plaxy : Youo meen Jacen Jay never left

[00:43:29 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : hey whats a jay and have you ever heard of foot in mouth disease, it sounds painful, it seems like this person suffered from repeated bouts of it, do you think we need to worry about contamination

[00:43:41 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:43:42 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : as they find jays journal

[00:44:11 26/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : ...Which Jay?

[00:44:33 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : it was jacens character jay

[00:44:44 26/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : Okay

[00:44:46 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : it seems that he had a drunkard for a sister and lived with close to 20 women most of which threatened him on a daily basis.

[00:45:00 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : lmao

[00:45:12 26/09/10] Officer_Charon : And he never removed himself from this situation... surely he was a prisoner

[00:45:34 26/09/10] Plaxy : Henrietta's Journal probably interesting too

[00:45:56 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : "Yes, they all seem to be armed with guns while he had a bow and arrow to defend himself. He must have been their mating stock..."

[00:45:59 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : hmm i wonder could this angel allison be the antithesis o the witch angelica

[00:46:12 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:47:14 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : Jose must have been a movie star or celbrity as this one reports to dreaming about him a lot

[00:47:43 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : *They find the swimmingpool several layers down* "Hmmm... this must have been their fighting arena, to see who would mate with the bow carrier."

[00:47:45 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:48:01 26/09/10] crazyidiot78 : lol

[00:48:27 26/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : brb

[00:48:34 26/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : 'k

[00:49:36] Plaxy : Himm it seems this one liked some tipe food called Gelato also

[00:50:31] * ElfenMagix copied it for prosperity sake!

[00:51:16] MP5 : //

[00:51:52] crazyidiot78 : interesting could this Brittney been in priestess training

[00:52:01] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:52:11] @ ElfenMagix : *finds the nukes found in Solution's Resolution* "Ahh! These look like their energy generators! I'm picking up Very dangerous radioactivity here!"

[00:52:20] MP5 : //

[00:52:23] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:53:37] @ ElfenMagix : LOL! @ Britney.

[00:53:54] JayBirdSupreme : //

[00:55:10] JayBirdSupreme : *Finds a box of .50 BMG rounds* What are these things? Bullets? And what's it say here, "armor piercing round"? Are you serious!? I doubt these things could even leave a bruise on one of our unarmored soldiers! There's no way it could get through the power armor they wear!

[00:55:44] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[00:55:56] crazyidiot78 : whats a pinochio and why does this one write of wanting to tie him up with his entrails before making him experience every pain imaginable- is this some sort of making ritual- what a brutal society

[00:56:31] crazyidiot78 : i dont even know if even half of these are humanly possible

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[00:57:15] JayBirdSupreme : Hello Kisk

[00:57:27] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[00:57:29] @ ElfenMagix : Yo kisk

[00:57:29] MP5 : hey Kisk

[00:57:30] crazyidiot78 : hhhmmm could powerball have its begins futher back than we thought- as they find beatrice's secrect grenade stash

[00:58:02] crazyidiot78 : welcome to the craziness kisk

[00:58:15] Jacen Starslayer : hey Kisk

[00:58:16] MP5 : *looking in Kara's Room* look at all these garments, this one appears to have been wealthy for their time

[00:59:03] @ ElfenMagix : (Wealth?)

[00:59:07] crazyidiot78 : yes but she must have been a theif given the number of times she reports of stealling a gold card

[00:59:17] JayBirdSupreme : BRB

[00:59:23] @ ElfenMagix : 'k JayB

[00:59:30] @ ElfenMagix : lol@CI

[00:59:31] crazyidiot78 : i thought they had more advanced ways of carrying currency than gold

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[01:00:21] MP5 : *Allison's Room* These appear to be miniature replicas of those primitive vehicles. And over here--A primitive amusement machine; it reads "XBox 360."

[01:01:11] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[01:01:13] crazyidiot78 : look at these it might not have been for amusement maybe it could also be used for training

[01:01:28] crazyidiot78 : finds modern warfare and cod

[01:01:32] Plaxy : Hmmm its not shaped like an x nor is it completly round wonder why its called that

[01:02:03] @ ElfenMagix : *See notes about something called the Internet* "Oh look... evidence of a collective conscious!"

[01:02:03] JayBirdSupreme : Back

[01:02:13] @ Kiskaloo : ...

[01:02:21] MP5 : potentially--there is also what appears to be a replica of controls for an 'Automobile'

[01:03:09] MP5 : To think that they were using Manual transmission even back then!

[01:03:26] @ ElfenMagix : Kisk - What is they found the SWA Compund 2000 years later under the construction site for a sporting Arena.

[01:04:02] crazyidiot78 : sir i think we may have found some more about their religion- look- sees multiple entries about the leader of the cult- they all report of havign to deal with a devil, bastard, insesitvie jerk, asshole named Jean

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[01:04:22] crazyidiot78 : jean could be a suedonym for devil in their language

[01:04:25] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[01:04:37] @ ElfenMagix : wb OC

[01:04:58] Plaxy : Hmmm why would they name someone after a style of pants?

[01:04:59] @ ElfenMagix : lol@ CI

[01:06:22] Plaxy : I imagine English is well on its way to becoming the universal language of earth as it has found its way into almost every country

[01:06:31] Jacen Starslayer : lol

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[01:06:44] @ ElfenMagix : *reads Diary of Jean* "They must have been in breeding compeition with a group called Padania... Its says here that "I'm going to bury all those mother-fuckers!"

[01:06:54] Officer_Charon : With appropriate linguistic drift

[01:07:40] crazyidiot78 : hhmm this is a very insteresting religion given that at this time monotheistic religions were the dominant type- Jean- devil, michelle- god of wealth, bernardo- trickster, Claes- goddess of wisdom, angelica- witch

[01:08:01] crazyidiot78 : Bianchi- creator

[01:08:25] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[01:08:30] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla - The Fallen Angel of Love

[01:08:49] Plaxy : Man I'm so attempted to making a totally askewed point of view journal and time capsuling it before I die

[01:08:55] crazyidiot78 : petra- fertility goddess

[01:09:04] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[01:09:57] @ ElfenMagix : Britany- the tester of men and their virility

[01:10:01] crazyidiot78 : Hillshire- knight of princess triela

[01:10:05] crazyidiot78 : lol elfen

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[01:11:04] MP5 : Allison: The ferrywoman of speed

[01:11:39] Plaxy : Well I got to go out dinner and I'm out Smokes,

[01:11:46] @ ElfenMagix : Olga - The Trainer of Amazon Girls...

[01:11:47] Jacen Starslayer : Ferro - the queen of ice

[01:11:47] crazyidiot78 : cya

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by rusty-spring on Mon 27 Sep 2010 - 1:23

This was way back when Wileama was an active member of the board. I miss the guy, he was fun to chat with. I can't believe we had this conversation at 3:30 AM - Then again, that probably explains our plans for the MPC - The Mobile Pancake Container. When the world has ended and the dust settles, this conversation Wil and I had will be our legacy to the forum.

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[03:31:40] Wileama : I assume a pancake holster does not in fact hold pancakes delicous thought that idea is

[03:32:20] rusty-spring : that's a brilliant idea and I appoint you to make it happen Wil

[03:32:41] Wileama : I'm on it, you can count on me

[03:45:10] rusty-spring : So how's that pancake holster coming? Any chance of a waffle holster or bacon holster with it?

[03:46:11] Wileama : Rusty: The key hurdle is keeping the pancake warm, and moist while in storage

[03:46:27] Wileama : so it may be best to model after pizza bags, only smaller

[03:46:54] rusty-spring : ah yes...but how about syrup. will i have to carry that on me as well or will this holster be able to keep the syrup concentrated in the perfect amount while not being messy?

[03:47:22] Wileama : the next step would be for the suryp holster, after that we can look on expanding the line to other food

[03:48:05] Wileama : well this is to the point where you need to actually get into prototyping to work out the best solution

[03:48:42] Wileama : there are two options, put the syrup in the pancake holder, or in a seperate hoslter

[03:48:54] Wileama : there are obvious advantages to both

[03:48:54] rusty-spring : perhaps we can split the holster into two lines for each

[03:49:21] rusty-spring : the standard, where syrup is in a separate pouch of its own, and a delux "self syrupping" model

[03:49:25] Wileama : Perhaps we're going about this the wrong way by refering to it as a holster

[03:49:43] rusty-spring : but holster sounds tactical and cool

[03:49:51] Wileama : it does

[03:50:00] rusty-spring : i mean, who could turn down a pancake from my pancake HOLSTER?

[03:50:03] rusty-spring : anyone? didn't think so.

[03:50:08] Wileama : no one it's true

[03:50:08] Wileama : but pancakes are more analogous to ammo then fire arms

[03:50:09] rusty-spring : tsk...you have a point

[03:51:04] Wileama : perhaps it is merely that we don't have an analogy powerful enough to describe the awesome that is a mobile pancake container

[03:51:40] Wileama : this is too important to the advancement of man to keep between us

[03:51:43] rusty-spring : Ah yes, the MPC

[03:51:48] Wileama : PERFECT

[03:51:56] rusty-spring : Standard and Tactical versions. One with built in syrup retention, the other with an external syrup pouch

[03:52:28] rusty-spring : Because sometimes you just DON'T HAVE TIME to syrup your own pancakes....yes tactical indeed.

[03:52:34] Wileama : well at that point I think it's not so much standard, and tactical as the kind of difference between hip, and shoulder

[03:52:46] rusty-spring : Ahh you speak true.

[03:53:10] Wileama : I mean if it's self suryping it's more inlcined to be messier, and will face some cleaning issues

[03:53:25] Wileama : which could be a draw back to an elite operator

[03:53:39] Wileama : we have to remember the man in the field

[03:54:01] rusty-spring : logic dictates thats any notion of self syruping would have to be hip based. Syrup under the arms would not be "high speed, low drag"

[03:54:21] Wileama : True...

[03:54:38] Wileama : now as to the mechanism of self syruping

[03:55:07] Wileama : would that simply mean that the pancake was sitting in syrup

[03:55:22] Wileama : or would it be more an applicator that applies it as you draw

[03:55:50] Wileama : the latter would be more difficult to construct, and face possible jamming issue

[03:56:04] Wileama : however the former doesn't bode well for long term storage

[03:55:52] rusty-spring : yes it could, however, I envision a system of no less than 30 syrup spray nozels at 1 psi unleashing syrup at the rate of 1 cc a minute

[03:56:25] rusty-spring : however, this system may be bulky as i don't believe a "syrup spray sytem" or SSS has been created yet

[03:57:32] Wileama : exactly

[03:57:15] rusty-spring : and then there's how to power said sprayers while keeping compact

[03:57:45] rusty-spring : naturally you'd think nuclear because of the immense power of such small amounts of fissionable material, however, i don't think we'll get any nuclear powered syrup application devices green-lighted

[03:57:53] Wileama : Unfortunetly true, also prices would hurt mass production...

[03:58:39] Wileama : I was actually just thinking brushes coated in syrup, or perhaps rollers

[03:58:45] Wileama : best to keep it a mechanical system powered by the user drawning the pancake

[03:58:50] rusty-spring : agreed

[03:58:59] rusty-spring : perhaps it could be a simple pullstring mechanism involving a lanyard, and the user's wrist.

[03:59:01] rusty-spring : you draw the pancake, which pulls the string, which powers the syrup induction system or SIS

[03:59:17] rusty-spring : then we creat syrup roller cleaning kits, even more revenue

[03:59:18] Wileama : no no no

[03:59:57] Wileama : don't fall to the dark side of over complicating the mechanism

[03:59:40] Wileama : in engineering simple is elegant, and reliable

[04:00:05] rusty-spring : Ah yes, perhaps I have been getting ahead of myself, giddy with the prospect of an MPC with SIS capability

[04:00:08] rusty-spring : what do you envision for syrup application Wil?

[04:00:13] Wileama : rollers would actually work best I think, despite still requiring the occasional cleaning

[04:00:24] Wileama : you leave a part of the pancake exposed, not unlike a tab

[04:00:42] rusty-spring : ah yes, i see that

[04:01:20] Wileama : we may have to design a pancake with higher structural load strength

[04:01:45] rusty-spring : hmm

[04:02:05] rusty-spring : what materials would we use? I of course am in favor of aircraft grade aluminum, but the price...

[04:02:20] rusty-spring : plus it might make the pancakes taste like metal, yuck.

[04:02:35] Wileama : plastics will do fine, if they can stop a bullet, they can hold a pancake

[04:03:02] rusty-spring : Ohh...the green party people won't like the plastic, but we'll save that for later.

[04:03:06] Wileama : think of it as a tiny pizza bag companies like pizza hut use

[04:03:22] Wileama : only rigid, in the shape of a pancake

[04:03:24] rusty-spring : ah yes, that red bag of pizza freshness

[04:04:02] Wileama : we may have techanical issues with a heater core so close to the body though...

[04:05:09] rusty-spring : ah yes the heater, i wanted to get to that part

[04:05:10] rusty-spring : now wait, i'm thinking of this now

[04:05:13] rusty-spring : if it is the shape of a correctly made pancake (round) then for easy draw, wouldn't it have to be a semi-circle? that's a huge waste of container space to only make it half as large as the pancake.

[04:05:17] yet make it bigger and you might suffer pancake jams because you'd have to pull the diameter of the pancake through a smaller hole

[04:05:20] Wileama : hmm

[04:05:30] Wileama : a box, with a round bottom

[04:05:36] rusty-spring : BRILLIANT

[04:05:42] Wileama : that's what it would have to be for the gemoetry of the rollers to work

[04:05:53] rusty-spring : plastic box, round bottom...engineering genius

[04:05:59] rusty-spring : agreed

[04:06:03] Wileama : ensuring the rollers stay properly coated could be an issue

[04:06:45] Wileama : we may have to pressurize them, which will dramaticaly increase the complexity of the sealings, and reduce their reliability in dusty envoriments

[04:06:52] rusty-spring : perhaps the rollers are friction based. they originally stay low, dipped in syrup as you pull the pancake out, the rollers by tension pull up along with the pancake. as the pancake exits the rollers go back down

[04:07:01] Wileama : also we obviously need a dust cover to seal the MPC

[04:07:37] Wileama : but how would you pull the rollers up faster then the pancake to get decent coverage...

[04:07:52] rusty-spring : you had to bring up dust and reliability issues with the MPC didn't you?

[04:08:26] rusty-spring : keeping it well maintained and lubricated will ensure correct operation, regardless of what the naysayers say

[04:08:22] Wileama : Imagine a scenario if you will

[04:08:55] rusty-spring : I am imagining Wil, continue

04:09:14] Wileama : an american serviceman in afgahanstan, his humvee has broken down at the end of a 14 hour day

[04:09:34] Wileama : he needs nurishment to help him focus on the repair job

[04:09:46] rusty-spring : What will he do Wil?

[04:09:59] Wileama : he goes to his mpc only to have it jam, and worse yet produce a dusty pancake

[04:10:11] Wileama : I WILL NOT DO THAT TO OUR MEN, AND WOMEN

[04:10:15] rusty-spring : *dramatic gasp*

[04:10:17] Wileama : ONLY THE BEST MPC WILL DO!

[04:10:34] rusty-spring : I agree!

[04:10:53] Wileama : God damn right you do [tears in eyes]

[04:11:36] Wileama : the rollers should sit just under the 'pancake tab'

[04:11:42] rusty-spring : How about this. We include...a flap.

[04:11:57] Wileama : yes yes absouletly

[04:12:08] rusty-spring : yes. a protective flap that goes...wait for it...OVER the MPC when not in use.

[04:12:31] rusty-spring : again, that brings the issue of keeping the rollers properly coated with syrup

[04:12:51] Wileama : well

[04:12:59] Wileama : I feel the need to draw...

[04:13:31] Wileama : this means the syrup supply has to either be above or at the same level as the rollers

[04:13:32] rusty-spring : We can't possible keep the MPC filled to the brim with syrup lest you suffer a Soggy Pancake Failure or SPF

[04:14:02] Wileama : that would be the hardest jam to clear

[04:14:34] rusty-spring : I dare say so. Losing the structural integrity of the pancake would be nearly as fatal a flaw as a failure in the MPC

[04:14:43] Wileama : will the MPC hold one pancake, or several

[04:15:07] rusty-spring : It must obviously be able to withstand prolonged breakfast engagements.

[04:15:22] Wileama : multiple it is

[04:15:58] Wileama : thought: a stick in the pancake would best serve as a tab, and allow greater tolerances in pancake construction

[04:16:21] Wileama : after drawing the pancake the stick can be removed, and discarded

[04:16:31] rusty-spring : hmm, a pancake on a stick...

[04:16:40] rusty-spring : everything is better when eaten on a stick. I say we go with that

[04:16:49] Wileama : excellent

[04:17:38] rusty-spring : These sticks, what if we were to also design them to clear pancake jams? That would be like shooting two birds with one stone

[04:17:44] rusty-spring : yes?

[04:18:02] Wileama : yes it would

[04:18:05] Wileama : I'm concerned about one thing, and I don't know how to solve it...

[04:18:07] Wileama : the Roller system works best when held directly upright

[04:18:17] rusty-spring : agreed

[04:18:39] Wileama : however at an angle the syrup supply might not cover the entire roller, esspecailly if running low

[04:19:01] Wileama : worse yet it wouldn't get any draw if held upside down...

[04:19:07] rusty-spring : We have a syrup level indicator. I suggest making the MPC out of CLEAR plastic.

[04:19:34] Wileama : partially yes

[04:19:42] rusty-spring : we're pancake holster inventors, not miracle workers. Some things we may just not be able to solve

[04:19:52] Wileama : true

[04:20:09] rusty-spring : sad though it may be for our proud breakfastmen and women

[04:20:18] Wileama : I just thing about our brave boys jumping out of planes, reaching for a pancake only to find it unequally coated in syrup

[04:20:26] Wileama : and it breaks my god damn heart...

[04:20:37] rusty-spring : [manly tears] that's too much!

[04:21:01] Wileama : We must stay strong, for them

[04:21:43] rusty-spring : perhaps we can solve that problem with a simple syrup kit. A contingency if you will. A small self contained er container with syrup, that in instances of emergency, the operator could manually syrup his pancakes

[04:22:15] Wileama : yes yes, we would need such a think for the non-syruping MPC models anyway

[04:22:18] Wileama : smart man

[04:22:22] rusty-spring : perhaps in those little squirt bottle designs

[04:22:32] rusty-spring : like eye droppers

[04:22:57] Wileama : no no, you know those roller bottles of glue

[04:23:04] rusty-spring : YES!

[04:24:50] rusty-spring : it's daunting, but the reward will be great if that means more of our boys can have well syruped pancakes in a mobile platform

[04:25:09] Wileama : it's the least we can do...

[04:25:15] Wileama : we'll need a feed mechanism...

[04:25:31] rusty-spring : How about...dropping pancakes in the top of the holder? after moving aside the rotating rollers?

[04:25:37] Wileama : ...a cyclinder that feeds the pancakes into the bay where it's then pulled through the syruping mechanicsm

[04:25:42] Wileama : think of it

[04:25:50] rusty-spring : a pancake bay? You're mad!

[04:25:52] rusty-spring : explain!

[04:26:11] Wileama : mad, or a genius, the difference is often only in success!

[04:26:45] Wileama : think of it as a magazine, only istead of bullets you have pancakes

[04:28:12] rusty-spring : SELF SYRUPPING delicious pancakes

[04:28:31] rusty-spring : though that's only the tactical model i'm afraid, the standard is pretty no frills

[04:28:41] rusty-spring : this cylinder...would be attached at all or would this be an integral mechanism that the operator must keep track of?

[04:28:54] Wileama : integral, possible with the ability to swap it out for another

[04:29:14] rusty-spring : Will there be a difference between a civilian and a military model? I can hardly see the need for a civilian to need as many pancakes in the cylinder than the serviceman

[04:29:32] Wileama : obviously

[04:30:18] Wileama : I think at this point the design resembles more a gun that delivers the user tasty pancakes, then anything else

[04:30:27] Wileama : as such there will be a military model

[04:30:32] Wileama : and a civilian model

[04:30:43] Wileama : with obvious differences between the two

[04:30:48] rusty-spring : hmm...ok then it could named the Mobile Pancake Delivery System, MPDS

[04:31:05] Wileama : hmmm

[04:31:08] rusty-spring : on second thought, I liked the MPC better

[04:31:13] rusty-spring : snappier

[04:31:19] Wileama : yeah so do I

[04:31:36] rusty-spring : it's semantics, we all know what it does, and that's what really counts

[04:31:56] Wileama : yes yes

[04:32:09] rusty-spring : afterall, give a soldier a pancake and call it a "german submarine fleet performing training maneuvers in the pacific" and he'll still know it's damn tasty

[04:32:32] Wileama : okay so imagine the military model like you would a gun

[04:32:38] Wileama : there is a magazine that feeds into a 'breach'

[04:33:09] rusty-spring : hmm...ok i'm following you

[04:33:33] Wileama : the breach is then raised up by a spring, exposing the tab

[04:33:49] Wileama : the user pulls the tab, and takes the pancake past the roller

[04:34:05] rusty-spring : *nods*

[04:34:53] Wileama : then to ready another pancake he takes a hold of another tab which he uses to cock the 'breach' back, placing it position to take another pancake form the magazine

[04:36:11] rusty-spring : i'm not sure if the mass public would be ready for this

[04:36:35] Wileama : oh the public will come around, of that I promise you...

[04:36:56] rusty-spring : how can they not. It's an MPC!

[04:37:19] Wileama : a man could rule all of asia with a dozen of these

[04:37:21] rusty-spring : So this loading mechanism you speak of will be a simple spring cocking affair?

[04:37:43] Wileama : yes

[04:38:22] rusty-spring : how about if said operator is injured and unable to cock the loading mechanism?

[04:38:35] rusty-spring : can we allow such a thing to happen? or is it unavoidable?

[04:38:42] Wileama : difficult question

[04:39:13] Wileama : I suppose the procces could be motorized, but damn it I just don't know about the relablity

[04:39:29] Wileama : such an injured operate may just be better going to a simpler mpc back up

[04:39:44] Wileama : like a man dropping his rifle, and pulling his pistol

[04:40:02] rusty-spring : ah yes, i had forgotten about our standard model in the hubub of the tactical model.

[04:40:22] Wileama : there is only so much we can do with modern science

[04:40:35] rusty-spring : sad but true

[04:40:35] Wileama : future generations may have more powerful mpcs

[04:40:47] rusty-spring : we can only hope. we can only hope.

[04:40:58] Wileama : mpcs that could feed an entire city in one powerful pancake blast

[04:41:09] Wileama : I shudder to think of the power of such a thing...

[04:42:09] Wileama : Rusty, you and I stand on the dawn of a new era...

[04:44:04] rusty-spring : We can only hope future generations will use this information we shall soon unleash into the world with tasty, tasty caution.

[04:45:45] Wileama : I do it for the better of mankind, not for myself...

[04:47:57] Wileama : we must be wise in the way we use this new technology

[04:48:23] Wileama : we are stewards of the earth, and it is important that we not let such a thing futher bloodsheed between the peoples of earth

[04:48:57] rusty-spring : Ah there is where you are wrong Wil. For the world will be too busy savoring self-syrupped pancakes to engage in war.

[04:49:19] Wileama : we can only hope, we can only hope...

[04:49:23] rusty-spring : i guess it's like that famous movie about a freaky photo nerd who got bit by a spider and thus became a blue and red tights wearing hero "with great pancakes, comes great responsibility"

[04:50:01] Wileama : You mean with tasty pancakes, comes tasty responsiblity.

[04:50:15] rusty-spring : that's beautiful man.

[04:50:21] Wileama : it sure is

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Sakura on Mon 27 Sep 2010 - 1:30

Now I'm craving some pancakes... om nom nom Hawt!

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 27 Sep 2010 - 10:45

Somehow, I don't think they have these in Japan, so I'll have to wait until I get back to the States in a couple of weeks:


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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by rusty-spring on Mon 27 Sep 2010 - 20:01

@Kiskaloo wrote:
Well darn. See? That's the problem with prototyping. Before you can even get one manufactured and tested, something else comes along to make it obsolete. Sure, it's no self-contained pancake dispenser, but it's a pancake wrapped around sausage. That's like double the fun, double the calories, and everyone loves calories. Razz

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Plaxy on Tue 28 Sep 2010 - 21:45

Online communication 101

[18:38:20 28/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : ...

[18:38:40 28/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : !!!

[18:38:50 28/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : ...

[18:38:59 28/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : -_-!

[18:39:22 28/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: (oYo)

[18:39:27 28/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : ^_^#

[18:39:47 28/09/10] Plaxy : <^'v'^>

[18:40:30 28/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : >|S0)+

[18:40:56 28/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : <(((<

[18:41:02 28/09/10] Plaxy : <^.^>

[18:41:02 28/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : @====()==========>

[18:41:23 28/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : >_<

[18:41:25 28/09/10] Plaxy : <@.@>

[18:41:45 28/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : >>>============<>

[18:41:57 28/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : ??

[18:42:10 28/09/10] JayBirdSupreme : !_!_!_!_!_!_!_!

[18:42:26 28/09/10] Jacen Starslayer : ROFLCOPTER!

[18:42:37 28/09/10] @ ElfenMagix : |_|D coffee...

[18:42:55 28/09/10] Plaxy : XD

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by crazyidiot78 on Mon 29 Nov 2010 - 23:09

thought this might qualify

[02:59:13 30/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Finished UUN Resolution Ch24... waitinf ro Boomer to come so I can email it to him and het pick it up immeidately.

[02:59:19 30/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : UN...

[03:00:01 30/11/10] MP5 : it happens.

[03:01:03 30/11/10] theprodigalson : nice.

[03:01:09 30/11/10] * ElfenMagix chases the Typo Fairy with a 2X4 studded with 20 penny nails..

[03:01:27 30/11/10] theprodigalson : forget it Elfen.

[03:01:34 30/11/10] theprodigalson : she's smarter than us....

[03:01:37 30/11/10] crazyidiot78 : .

[03:01:54 30/11/10] crazyidiot78 : eh just set off a typo fairy bug bomb.

[03:02:03 30/11/10] crazyidiot78 : i recommend the mustard gas variety.

[03:04:30 30/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : I was thinking of a cobalt devise in nevernever land....

[03:05:06 30/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : But then she would be stuck here.. as if she wasn't already..

[03:05:08 30/11/10] crazyidiot78 : lol even better.

[03:05:24 30/11/10] crazyidiot78 : that ought to get the little bastard.

[03:06:18 30/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : .
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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by ElfenMagix on Mon 29 Nov 2010 - 23:27

Missed the top part, but managed to save the rest of this chat that turned into an Impromptu RPG.



[05:46:55 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon is from the Viet Nm War... there were no M79s Razz

[05:47:27 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Sawn-Off M79 Firing Hollowpoint Lead Rounds XD

[05:47:54 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Look at the guy I shot! He's Got only one hole in him

[05:48:17 29/11/10] MP5 : might as well load flechette rounds in those suckers

[05:48:42 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Flechette rounds didnt work

[05:48:45 29/11/10] MP5 : Leon didn't roll with the Marines, that's why he doesn't think the M79 existed

[05:48:55 29/11/10] !Achtung! : But the Buck Shot XD

[05:49:21 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon was a CIA Military Advisor in 'Nam in '59-'63...

[05:49:23 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Its like a Blunderbuss on Steroids

[05:50:34 29/11/10] MP5 : Elfen--which means he left before the war officially ended

[05:51:07 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon: While the rest of you peace loving hippies were smoking pot, I was up to my eye balls in Gooks teahing them guerra warfare! you want to know why America lost in Viet Nam? I'll tell you why! I taught them too well!!!

[05:51:21 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[05:51:34 29/11/10] MP5 : I believe that is a term we call blowback

[05:52:02 29/11/10] MP5 : kind of like the whole fiasco with the Afghani Mujahedeen(sp?) and the whole Stinger missile deals

[05:52:37 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[05:52:43 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : After '63 Vet were not allowed to take their weapons home with them. You do not want to know that Leon has stashed in his home.

[05:52:49 29/11/10] MP5 : they rand out of Russkie Hind gunships to shoot at, so they aimed them at us instead

[05:52:58 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[05:53:58 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon: Yo Jay... you use a bow? I got a few things for you....
Fernando: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[05:54:12 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Jay: Really?

[05:55:06 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Jay: I've got explosive arrows, cyanide tipped arrows, etc...

[05:55:54 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Trust me Jay, his stuff is 40+ years old... Leon: Hey, let me talk to the young'in...

[05:56:10 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Jay- who do you think designed them...

[05:56:15 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Whats wrong with 40+ Year old stuff?

[05:56:30 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: Yeah!

[05:57:21 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: I love my Mosin-Nagant, and my Winchester.

[05:58:11 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Simone! you need to learn skeet shooting

[05:58:16 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon: Everybody! Let Play Tag! *tosses a vial of Nitroglycerine as old as Fernando*
Fernando: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *catches it and keeping it motion, tosses it out the window into the parking lot!*

[05:58:34 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[05:58:43 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: Who owns that silver mercedes?

[05:58:45 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: It comes in handy when someone lobs a grenade at you

[05:58:59 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: The skeet shooting I mean

[05:59:06 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: I think that was Jean's..

[05:59:36 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Quick Get that wreck Out of hear and buy him a new one before he notices

[05:59:41 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: Hmm... Okay, but the question is finding someone with skeet shooting stuff.

[05:59:53 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon: I taught them gooks to eat a grenade if it lands by them. By damn it, now they ended up with no inside!

[06:00:18 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: No need for that. I got grenades! And Im throwing them at you

[06:01:13 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Take it outside! Monty and I have paperwork to do, and we don't need you people making noise!

[06:01:36 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: I already have enough trouble dealing with Vincent...

[06:01:51 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: Eliza, I saw a movie the other night. In it one of the heroes, caught a grenade and tossed it back. Maybe we should convince Jay to try it.

[06:02:01 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Jay: Eh? No...

[06:03:04 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: But it was such a useful trick in Modern Warfare 2...

[06:03:11 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Jay: No.

[06:04:38 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Grenades are funny stuff. Try Catching A 40mm Grenade Fired by my new (old) M79

[06:05:23 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: I was talking about the M28 fragmentation hand grenades...

[06:06:44 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : ...

[06:07:07 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Shooting them mid-air is more fun and less dangerous unless you blow it up with your shot

[06:07:32 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: Grenade launcher grenades usually explode on impact.

[06:08:26 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Normally Shooting them mid-air is impossible for a normal human. But Were not "normal" arent we?

[06:08:26 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: NO

[06:09:18 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Jay: [shakes head and walks away]

[06:09:54 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: I myself is an expert in deflection and ricochet shooting and.......(tosses a Stielhandgranate at Jay)

[06:10:57 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon: On come on... I bet none of you know how to make Flour explode Evil
Fernando: LEON!!!!

[06:11:26 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Dust gas explosives. Thermobaric Bomb

[06:12:24 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: Nope, I failed chemistry...

[06:12:49 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: And Home Ec....

[06:12:56 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: No chemistry needed. Just air and a spark

[06:13:14 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: And Flour

[06:13:38 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : [Jay catches the grenade and throws it out the window.]

[06:14:17 29/11/10] MP5 : Allison: SONIA! NOOOOOO!

[06:14:28 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Oh, god...

[06:14:48 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: You, sir valentine, are a bloody idiot.

[06:15:13 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: well at least you were OUTSIDE when the car blew up

[06:15:39 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Jay: They [points to Simone and Eliza] threw a grenade at me. It wasn't my fault.

[06:16:39 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Hey, you were the last person to come in contact with the potato masher before it exploded your girlfriend's Alfetta.

[06:16:59 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: As I were saying. Theres lots of different types of grenades for example [pulls out a Panzerfaust Klein out of an old crate] This one........... [ppl stare at her] what?

[06:17:08 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: She'll be right cross with you, mate.

[06:17:45 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: could we *please* get all the explosives out of this office before it blows up someone else's treasured vehicle?

[06:17:52 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Jay: [sighs] I should probably go make myself scarce...again...

[06:18:10 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Or even more importantly, our paperwork?

[06:18:15 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : [Jay runs off, quickly]

[06:18:45 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : ...

[06:18:52 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Luckily this Panzerfaust is a dummy so no more worries

[06:18:53 29/11/10] MP5 : Allison: *outside, Ccying* Ohhhh, Sonia, I hardly knew ye!

[06:19:04 29/11/10] MP5 : crying**

[06:19:18 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: So now what?

[06:19:42 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: look Im confident that Its harmless that Im even gonna shoot my Lorry [Shoots her lorry, and the grenade just bounces off] SEE!

[06:20:03 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : ....

[06:20:07 29/11/10] !Achtung! : [Back blast scatters paper all over the place]

[06:20:08 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: (under her breath) The real dummy here isn't the explosives... it's the people who brought them in here in the first place...

[06:20:40 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: *sigh* dammit, and I just organized these, too...

[06:20:51 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Oh crap! Yeah I better go..... [A flash of Red and she runs off]

[06:21:03 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: I am going to fetch my cricket bat...

[06:21:18 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Simone: Uh...er...ciao! [runs in the opposite direction.]

[06:21:43 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: More coffee?

[06:21:56 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Please. and don't be afraid to Irish it up...

[06:22:15 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: I thought you didn't drink...

[06:22:36 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: after what just happened? I could use one to abstain from murdering those imbeciles.

[06:23:08 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: [panting after running] Wait a minute I forgot my Sachel Charge! Crap

[06:23:46 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: I brought some files the Ferro wants filed.

[06:23:53 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: You brought Satchel Charges into the office?

[06:24:05 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : ..

[06:24:16 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Oh, for fuck's sakes, Priscilla...

[06:24:29 29/11/10] MP5 : *gestures to the mess*

[06:25:02 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: What in hades happened here?

[06:25:12 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: [entering the office] WATCH OUT THAT ONE's NOT A DUMMY

[06:26:10 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: WHY IS THERE AN EXPLOSIVE IN THE OFFICE! FERRO IS GOING TO HAVE YOUR HEAD!

[06:27:02 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Not unless I smash it in if she doesn't bugger off and take her devices with her...

[06:27:03 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: you think thats the lest of our problems? [points outside towards two burning cars]

[06:28:17 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: WHAT!? [looks out the window and sighs in relief] At least my car is unharmed.

[06:30:00 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Well then before more stuff blows up Im taking my leave [grabs her Satchel Charge and heads off]

[06:31:14 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Whew...

[06:34:12 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : ...

[06:34:25 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : ...

[06:34:27 29/11/10] MP5 : *suddenly, a loud crash followed by Priscilla's car alarm*

[06:35:02 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Not again! I just had it detailed last week!

[06:35:17 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: !!!!!! Wut

[06:35:20 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : [Priscilla cries]

[06:35:25 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: What the hell... *looks out the window* Oh, god. Vincent's here...

[06:36:36 29/11/10] MP5 : Vincent: Oh, shit... *looks towards window* Oh...no! Prissy, was that your bug I hit?! I am so sorry! I will cover every cent of repair, I promise!

[06:37:08 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: [Runs towards the scene with Charge still in hand] The heck happened here?

[06:37:10 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Leon (play a uklelalee): Tip toe through the mind feild, with me!

[06:37:37 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Maybe if your Crown Vic wasn't such a boat, you wouldn't have dinged her bug, yeah?

[06:38:00 29/11/10] MP5 : Vincent: I said I was sorry!

[06:38:30 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: [cries] Where did you learn to drive Vincent? Or better yet, how did you NOT see the bright yellow Volkwagen.

[06:38:30 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Oh, you say that all the time, and leave me with all the paperwork! *throws her hands up in the air and walks beck to her cubicle

[06:39:27 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: You want to see boats, I'll have my '72 Buick 225 shipped over...
Rachel: You mean the Klingon T'pinga Class Battle Cruiser?
Fernando: Yep.

[06:39:48 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Rest assured, Miss Priscilla, he'll cover every damned cent. I recommend you milk him for what he's worth.

[06:39:48 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Well At least this things are fixable! [Places Satchel Charge on Vincents Car while inspecting the damage]

[06:40:12 29/11/10] MP5 : Allison: You mean the hooptie? No wait, that was a '69 model in that video...

[06:40:58 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Eliza! Get that explosive off of Vincent's car. The last thing we need is another destroyed vehicle.

[06:41:10 29/11/10] MP5 : Vincent: hey, get that thing off my crown vic! *yanks it and throws it into the air, where it explodes, setting off All the car alarms

[06:41:28 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Goddammit...

[06:41:48 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Ya Yanked the Pull Trigger!

[06:41:49 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Eliza! Ferro's going to be angry with you.

[06:42:16 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: 'Lita, would you mind if I inflicted severe pain upon Vincent with blunt force trauma?

[06:43:04 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: I'd rather you not... but I guess just don't beat him up too badly...

[06:43:21 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : only thing bigger than a '72 Buick (Electra) 255 is the Cadillac El Dorado...

[06:43:59 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: I'll try... *marches off with cricket bat in hand*

[06:44:10 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Oh dear god. If you brought one of those here, I'd never find parking...And I have seniority...

[06:45:45 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando (opens the trunk to his Buick 255): Look at that... you can put at leas 6 or 8 dead or beaten to a pulp Padania bad boys in there... tied up nicely of course.

[06:46:47 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: But it takes up more space, than Hilshire's station wagon...

[06:47:18 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: hell, I can park your bug in the trunk as an emergency ride....

[06:47:18 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: *throwing her scratched-up and bloodied cricket bat onto her desk* I'm back...

[06:47:29 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: That was quick...

[06:48:00 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Yes... Vincent will be walking with a limp for a week, just so you know.

[06:48:20 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: You did it out of the security camera's view right?

[06:48:33 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: And no 'conditioning reaction' from you?

[06:48:49 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Who's gonna take this Vic of Vinc?

[06:49:12 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Conditioning only works to their handlers, everyone else is free game.

[06:49:24 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Please. out of the two of you, I'd be more likely to have a 'reaction' if I pulled one of those gray strands from your head and you said "Ow."

[06:49:51 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Eliza, you can drive stick, right?

[06:50:28 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: So that's why Jay,doesn't get that sick about getting into an argument with...

[06:50:54 29/11/10] !Achtung! : Eliza: Stick on the floor or Tree or even "Outside" I could

[06:51:06 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: because you skip his conditioing meds...

[06:51:30 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: You think him boffing Allison all the time that he wou;d do it himself?

[06:51:53 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Oh...[chuckles to herself]

[06:52:09 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Ok, his Crown vic is a rare custom model, so it's got a floor-mounted five-speed. just park it next to Pagani's Lambo or something...

[06:52:11 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: I swear, those two are louder than cats.

[06:53:15 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: You're telling me... I'd take overly-loud rock music over their sweaty moaning and groaning any day.

[06:53:48 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: in fact, isn't that how you're supposed to cover up the fact you're getting it on?

[06:54:25 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: I always did...

[06:54:35 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : [Priscilla blushes]

[06:54:45 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Ask them... I sleep with 3, sometimes 4 ladies in bed as we are never that noisy
Rachel: Yeah daddy. You sleep like a corpse.

[06:55:10 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty and Carmelita: *simultaneous spit-take*

[06:55:31 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: At least you have company when you sleep...

[06:55:34 29/11/10] MP5 : *Monty and Carmelita: Wuh?

[06:55:48 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : lol

[06:56:37 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Francesca, Ferro and Juanita is not company, its competition between them.

[06:56:40 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Monty, could you please add more whiskey to this coffee? I would like to forget whas I just learned...

[06:57:11 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: *opening her flask* you and me both...

[06:57:56 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Oh...

[06:58:55 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : yo Kisk

[06:59:18 29/11/10] @ Kiskaloo : Evening

[06:59:33 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : yo

[06:59:52 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Hell, I get more peace in bed with Meeshie than I do with those ladies!

[06:59:56 29/11/10] MP5 : ohay Kisk

[07:00:42 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: ... [Turns to Monty] Can I get one too?

[07:01:34 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: I swaer, the SWA can lead a guy to drink... damn it, where's my coffee

[07:01:38 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: See, your little TMI-bomb was the very reason we were adding that special ingredient to our coffee...

[07:02:01 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: Oh dear

[07:02:26 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Yeah... so... you see, kinda awkward...

[07:04:03 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Meeshie's a cat. Now get your mind out of the gutter

[07:04:15 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: (hands Priscilla a cup) Fine, here...

[07:04:33 29/11/10] @ Kiskaloo : ...

[07:05:52 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Thank god Pagani isn't here to hear all this... he'd be mortified at our topic of conversation...

[07:06:29 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: So would Simone...I hear that she's a closet perv.

[07:07:36 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: She said mortified, not aroused...

[07:08:07 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: We're not gonna get any work done here...

[07:08:19 29/11/10] @ ElfenMagix : ...

[07:08:27 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: I think so, too. where to now?

[07:08:31 29/11/10] Jacen Starslayer : Priscilla: She also has issues with contact...

[07:08:54 29/11/10] MP5 : Monty: Somewhere we can work in peace... ta, everyone.

[07:09:15 29/11/10] MP5 : Carmelita: Adios!

[07:09:26 29/11/10] MP5 : *they walk out*

[07:09:51 29/11/10] MP5 : and on that bombshell, I need to get some sleep.

[07:09:57 29/11/10] MP5 : got work in the morning

[07:10:02 29/11/10] MP5 : 'night, all



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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Guest on Wed 22 Dec 2010 - 17:27

[20:33:49 22/12/10] schaschanist : is that because you have been condicitioned?? ^_^
[20:34:05 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : No
[20:34:24 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : I use science
[20:34:32 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : No...
[20:34:33 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : SCIENCE!
[20:34:36 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : I AM SCIENCE
[20:35:07 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : SCIENCE!!!
[20:35:40 22/12/10] schaschanist : the science strikes back head bang
[20:36:56 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : The Return of Science
[20:37:20 22/12/10] theprodigalson : The Scientific Menace?
[20:37:53 22/12/10] schaschanist : the science ultimatum
[20:38:22 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : The Science Code
[20:38:22 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Saving Private Science
[20:39:28 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Tengen Toppa Gurren Science
[20:39:33 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : *runs and hides*
[20:39:47 22/12/10] theprodigalson : LOL
[20:39:54 22/12/10] theprodigalson : this could go on awhile...
[20:40:04 22/12/10] theprodigalson : I'm not even really sure whats going on
[20:40:24 22/12/10] schaschanist : the science of the carribean
[20:40:40 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Then we shall use SCIENCE to help you, TPS
[20:41:35 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : The Science Bride
[20:42:04 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : "My name is Albert Einstein. You killed my father. Prepare to be disproven."
[20:42:07 22/12/10] schaschanist : scinece an her many faces
[20:42:48 22/12/10] theprodigalson : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
[20:43:22 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Science Of The Lambs
[20:44:13 22/12/10] theprodigalson : that one is funny on alot of levels
[20:44:22 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Dr. Sciencelove
[20:44:24 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Oih, nice one, Jay
[20:44:37 22/12/10] schaschanist : i can feel a convergence of science on that one
[20:46:17 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : The Sound Of Science
[20:46:49 22/12/10] schaschanist : the science of science ^_^
[20:46:53 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Didn't get the "many faces" reference, schas
[20:47:11 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : There's Something About Science
[20:47:57 22/12/10] schaschanist : @ chron: the orignal was a song-title named "madnes and her thousand faces"
[20:48:15 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Science On Elm Street
[20:48:16 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Ahhh
[20:48:55 22/12/10] schaschanist : gunslinger science ^^
[20:49:02 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Indiana Jones and the Temple of Science
[20:49:29 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : @schas: or even Science Girl *grins*
[20:49:57 22/12/10] schaschanist : good one, charon.
[20:51:04 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Down With The Science
[20:51:16 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : head bang
[20:51:29 22/12/10] theprodigalson : Kill Science
[20:51:56 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : @Jay Hell yeah! head bang *moshes*
[20:51:58 22/12/10] theprodigalson : seasonal: Its a Wonderful Science
[20:52:15 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Dawn of the Science
[20:52:50 22/12/10] schaschanist : shaun of the science maybe i should take a bath in the conditioning tank for a while.
[20:53:04 22/12/10] schaschanist : to think more about science
[20:53:45 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Fear And Science In Las Vegas
[20:54:19 22/12/10] schaschanist : Crime Science investigation: las vegs
[20:54:21 22/12/10] theprodigalson : We Were Scientists
[20:56:14 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcb9mS11QY&feature=related
[20:56:37 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Science on 34th St
[20:57:29 22/12/10] schaschanist : science on a plane
[20:58:15 22/12/10] * theprodigalson resists the urge to click "Lesbian Vampire Killers" in the suggestion box. *
[20:58:16 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : YES!
[20:58:19 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Pulp Science
[20:58:47 22/12/10] schaschanist : password: science
[20:58:49 22/12/10] theprodigalson : Deep Blue Science
[20:59:26 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Science Of The Christ
[20:59:43 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Best. Mad Libs. Ever.
[20:59:48 22/12/10] schaschanist : passion science
[20:59:52 22/12/10] theprodigalson : lol @ heresy
[21:00:46 22/12/10] schaschanist : i'm going out of science...
[21:00:55 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Toy Science
[21:01:26 22/12/10] schaschanist : I, science
[21:01:57 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Science Academy
[21:02:01 22/12/10] theprodigalson : moar Samuel L. Jackson MOAR: Jurassic Science
[21:02:30 22/12/10] schaschanist : judge science
[21:03:43 22/12/10] schaschanist : james bond: die another science
[21:03:56 22/12/10] theprodigalson : A Certain Scientific Railgun
[21:04:02 22/12/10] theprodigalson : wait...
[21:04:03 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : From Russia With Science
[21:04:32 22/12/10] schaschanist : goldscience
[21:06:45 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Science Hill
[21:07:00 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Resident Science
[21:07:16 22/12/10] schaschanist : a quantum of science
[21:08:04 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : ...
[21:08:12 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Science Point Blank
[21:08:28 22/12/10] schaschanist : charly and the science fabric.
[21:08:50 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Fabric = Factory. *grins*
[21:09:16 22/12/10] schaschanist : science park ^^
[21:10:25 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Wait wait wait... I got the BEST one EVER
[21:10:31 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : You guys ready?
[21:10:37 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : Yeah
[21:10:40 22/12/10] theprodigalson : im sitting
[21:10:46 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Weird Science
[21:10:58 22/12/10] schaschanist : science movie
[21:11:03 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Eh? Eeeeh? What do you think? Does it work?
[21:11:05 22/12/10] theprodigalson : ......
[21:12:18 22/12/10] theprodigalson : ok, time to nominate finalists
[21:12:25 22/12/10] JayBirdSupreme : 2001: A Science Odyssey
[21:12:41 22/12/10] theprodigalson : I nominate Science on a Plance and Science of the Lambs
[21:13:36 22/12/10] Officer_Charon : Science on a Plane for teh awesomes, and Science of the Lambs for the fantastic wordplay
[21:14:26 22/12/10] schaschanist : i prefer "a quanum of science" ^_^

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Schaschanist on Wed 22 Dec 2010 - 17:52

And another part about Science:

[22:27:28] JayBirdSupreme : FOR SCIENCE
[22:28:23] schaschanist : yours better than mine ^_^ you win,.. YES FOR SCIENCE
[22:28:42] Officer_Charon : *with vibrato* SCIENCE!!!
[22:30:00] JayBirdSupreme : Okay, I'm officially science'd out
[22:30:06] JayBirdSupreme : Later guys
[22:30:11] schaschanist : this picture.... totally fits the situation ^_^

[22:42:54] Jacen Starslayer : greetings
[22:43:02] schaschanist : i think i should take a science to science my science up ^_^
[22:43:21] Jacen Starslayer : lol
[22:47:30] schaschanist : hehe, you can talk so long about science^^
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Original Characters : Etienne & Emilie or "Eti & Emi"

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by crazyidiot78 on Fri 7 Jan 2011 - 21:00

00:56:13] Jacen Starslayer : the problem is that by having Elsa die in such a way caused the handlers to change the way they treated their charges.

[00:56:15] crazyidiot78 : argh dammit i want cookies and the container is frozen shut wheres my blowtorch damit.

[00:56:21] Jacen Starslayer : lol.

[00:57:03] crazyidiot78 : cookies aaaah.

[00:57:12] Jacen Starslayer : lol.

[00:57:21] crazyidiot78 : but you are right jacen.

[00:57:33] theprodigalson : great, now I'm hungry.

[00:57:43] Jacen Starslayer : me 2.

[00:58:13] theprodigalson : did it change how the handlers "handled"?.

[00:58:24] crazyidiot78 : sorry.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by crazyidiot78 on Tue 19 Jul 2011 - 22:35

[21:30:31 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tokyo2040.com/series/sylia.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tokyo2040.com/series/characters&usg=___1pAJpo-PDyh144VSkfTbo6QMb8=&h=300&w=350&sz=32&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=3EWE4z84CfJvbM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=182&ei=gi8mTtq6FMHOgAfunNRc&prev=/search?q=sylia+stingray&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7WZPC_en&biw=1366&bih=673&tbm=isch&prmd=ivns&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=142&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=96&ty=70 bassing hillshires mom on this

[21:30:47 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : funck that link was a bit bigger than expected

[21:31:00 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[21:31:33 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : robo chick? damn the swa takes their cyyborg stuff seriously...

[21:32:00 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : they got Hilshire on both sides!

[21:32:26 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : well the mom is normal just needed some idea for what she looked like

[21:32:39 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : 'k

[21:32:50 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : wanted a grandma what massive hottness you have factor

[21:33:03 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : a gilf- lol!

[21:34:02 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : bernardo- damit hartmamn why didnt you tell me your mom was so hot

[21:34:33 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : jose- you realize she is is over 50 years old

[21:34:48 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : bernardo- who cares look at those boobs

[21:35:02 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : 'Sandro- I'd do that.

[21:35:09 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[21:35:21 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : marco- sandro youp would do anything

[21:35:51 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando- You gives get me sick... no respect for a guy's mom...

[21:36:17 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : 'Sandro- if you were drunk in a bar, you would pick her, wouldn't you!

[21:37:11 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshire- fuck you all where is triela when i need her

[21:37:23 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando- You would pick up a nun and her kindergarden all-girl class.

[21:37:32 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : lol

[21:37:46 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Very Happy

[21:39:37 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: 'Sandro would pick up a chicken and do her if the SWA told him that he had too.

[21:40:47 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : lol

[21:41:15 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Petra walks in in a chicken suit.


Rachel: PROVES MY POINT!


Petra: What? I got that job at that fired chicken place!


[21:41:16 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : sandro- dam it you guys suck

[21:41:40 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : fried

[21:41:53 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : sandro- hellow there miss care if i buy a lovely young gem like yoruself a drink

[21:42:50 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- well hello to you to little man

[21:43:13 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[21:43:45 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : sandro- there is nothing little about me

[21:44:30 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- that remains to be seen

[21:44:39 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix :

[21:45:00 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : sandro- care to find out

[21:46:52 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- from a limp wristed itialian i think not so get your skinny litte ass out of here and let a real man in

[21:47:15 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : sandro-

[21:47:26 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[21:48:07 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- points to marco- hello there care to show a lady a good time

[21:48:24 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : ha!

[21:48:43 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Marco to hillshire- dude your mom is awsome- with pleasure

[21:49:02 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : in marco's head- score cheers

[21:49:17 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : angelica to triela- does this make us real sisters now

[21:49:24 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[21:49:41 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Hillshire

[21:49:51 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Britney: I got to see this...

[21:50:28 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- you know victor you really do need to find a nice girl how about those two over there points to ferro and priscilla they seem like they know how to have a good time

[21:50:52 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix :

[21:51:20 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Priscilla- I would but he is so repressed

[21:51:24 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : yo MP5

[21:51:30 19/07/11] MP5 : gentlemen!

[21:51:41 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : wuz up?!!

[21:51:49 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Hillshires mom while dancing with marco- oh that's easy just take him to october fest and get a few in him

[21:52:27 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[21:52:40 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : triela- hillshire why is grandma so crazy did she get some of claes special conditioning meds

[21:53:13 19/07/11] MP5 : oh god

[21:53:19 19/07/11] MP5 : what the hell did I log into

[21:54:02 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : the handlers, cyborgs, and hillshires mom meet up

[21:54:16 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Hillshires mom- Look who's talking. I know he's not your real father!

[21:54:20 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : she is a gilf

[21:54:34 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : elfen lol

[21:54:39 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : lmao

[21:55:44 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Marisa to elio as they walk in- elio who is that lady pointing to hiilshires mom

[21:56:10 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- hey elio lets party walking over to him

[21:56:21 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Elio- oh hell no runs out

[21:56:35 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Hillshires mom- Victor, my boy. tell me the truth. What whore house you found this ragamuffin....

[21:56:49 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : lol

[21:57:10 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol@Elio running.

[21:57:49 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Hillshire- I, um, Rachel, amsterdam, crap

[21:59:29 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel- Rachel?!!

[21:59:42 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando- You're not the only Rachel in the world...

[22:00:29 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Hillshire's mom- oh so thats why you left you decided to take care of your lovers child when she dumped you your such a good boy

[22:00:42 19/07/11] MP5 : haha

[22:00:45 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : everyone else-

[22:00:52 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshire- yeah something like that

[22:02:02 19/07/11] MP5 : how old is Hilshire's ma?

[22:02:14 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Marisa to hillshires mom- how did you make elio run out like that can you teach me how to scare him

[22:02:30 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix :

[22:02:40 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : MP5 - Old Enough.

[22:02:57 19/07/11] MP5 : are we talking 'cougar' age?

[22:03:17 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : MP5 - Cougar age + 20

[22:03:18 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- well you see it all started with something called called an irish car bomb and ........

[22:03:28 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : 50w

[22:03:39 19/07/11] MP5 : ah.

[22:04:08 19/07/11] MP5 : so she's a 'Jaguar'

[22:04:11 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Consider that Hilshire is about 28 - 32...

[22:04:14 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshire- mom i really dont think that is an apropriate story for a young girl

[22:04:23 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshires mom- true

[22:04:48 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : marisa- thats ok I can ask allison to make me some irish car bombs her handler is from there i think

[22:04:54 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Jaguar? Try Gryphon.

[22:06:26 19/07/11] MP5 : oka, I guess we're not quite in 'The Great Escape' anymore, but more of forum silliness?

[22:06:59 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : yep

[22:07:19 19/07/11] MP5 : wow, my second thought is that Elio really got around back in the day...

[22:07:51 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : yep

[22:08:17 19/07/11] MP5 : in that case...

[22:08:26 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol

[22:08:43 19/07/11] MP5 : Charlie: Frau Hartmann? I'll gladly take you up on that offer...

[22:09:08 19/07/11] MP5 : Andy: you've got no shame at all, do you, mate?

[22:09:24 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : charlie not when she looks like that dam

[22:09:48 19/07/11] MP5 : Charlie: Grrr!

[22:09:55 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Hoover.

[22:10:13 19/07/11] MP5 : Charlie: Grrr! Grandma, what massive hotness you have!

[22:10:34 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Shit... Heat Index for the week is 105 - 11-

[22:10:35 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : 110

[22:10:37 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : 110

[22:10:42 19/07/11] MP5 : yeah...

[22:10:54 19/07/11] MP5 : fuck that noise with a piledriver.

[22:11:00 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hiilshires mom- and its all natural no surgeries here boys

[22:11:05 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : fuck thats not

[22:11:07 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hot

[22:11:18 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : argh running will suck

[22:11:47 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : hiilshires mom- 5 kids, all ceseareans... I'm still tight as i was back in high school.

[22:12:46 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : marco

[22:13:24 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando *covering Rachel's ear* - Hilshire - do something about your mom before i will!

[22:13:52 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : sandro- ill "do" it

[22:14:16 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando *tossing his secret CIA Hotel Room Key @ Marco* - Marco - the place better be clean when I get there in the morning!

[22:14:40 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillshire- unfortunetly there isnt much i can do when she gets liek this but marco seems to have things in hand

[22:14:55 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Petra *still in the chicken suit* - B-wut?

[22:15:06 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : i just hope i dort get another sibbling

[22:15:32 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Ferro: I think thats not possible at her age.

[22:15:53 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : hiilshires mom- Speak for your self, hussy!

[22:17:18 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : Hillshire- she right, thats where my little sisters urd and hild came from

[22:17:47 19/07/11] MP5 : is this... quickly turning into "dynasty"?

[22:18:07 19/07/11] MP5 : are we about to see a catfight in a water fountain?

[22:19:26 19/07/11] MP5 : I mean, I don't see Ferro as a hussy per se, but...

[22:19:37 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : sandro- dude those twisns are your sisters

[22:19:38 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : More like that like in the Egyptian Sands near the Nile by the Pyramids.

[22:21:41 19/07/11] MP5 : Urd and Hild?

[22:21:51 19/07/11] MP5 : let me guess... mom's genetics as well....

[22:22:14 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Nazi Genetics at its best.

[22:22:58 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Nazi Eugenetics at its best...

[22:23:03 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : lol

[22:23:34 19/07/11] MP5 : Charlie: Andy! This is a perfect oppurtunity for both you and me! We're twins, they're twins...

[22:24:29 19/07/11] MP5 : Andy: Charlie, unlike you, I don't try to nail everything that moves.

[22:26:04 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : ...

[22:26:33 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : hillsihires mom- oh your twins my daughters are twins

[22:26:44 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : you look like such nice boys

[22:27:05 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : priscilla- cough bullshit cough

[22:27:34 19/07/11] MP5 : Charlie: Ooh, a rather sweeping generalization, don't you think? I have standards, Andy.

[22:28:24 19/07/11] MP5 : Andy: your standards change like the seasons.

[22:28:49 19/07/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando -

[22:29:05 19/07/11] MP5 : I think it should be Jay calling 'bullshit'

[22:30:41 19/07/11] MP5 : if only based on the fact that Charlie spent a night with his handler...

[22:30:55 19/07/11] MP5 : Jay's handler, that is.

[22:30:58 19/07/11] crazyidiot78 : ah true

[22:31:33 19/07/11] MP5 : Priscilla: What?! can't a girl get laid without being judged?

[22:32:05 19/07/11] MP5 : Jay: Sis, you could do so much better than Charlie...

[22:32:50] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: It depends on who that girl lays with, Prissy-puss
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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Cherubino on Sat 30 Jul 2011 - 13:45

Did anybody get the conversation we had last night about the burlesque dead hooker puppet show?

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by ACH on Sat 30 Jul 2011 - 14:29

I got the Tail End Charlie of things..... too bad I cant grab the nose of it

Spoiler:
[13:22:25 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Attitude is EVERYTHING
[13:22:33 30/07/11] Cherubino : I just wonder what happens when a girl who is an a cup wears a push up that makes her look like a C cup
[13:22:43 30/07/11] Cherubino : and then she takes off the bra to do the deed with a guy
[13:22:53 30/07/11] Cherubino : and they see nothing but tiny nipples LMAO
[13:22:54 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Can
you imagine what it's like to think you're going to sink your teeth
into a pair of nice, mushy melons, only to find a couple cherry pits
instead?

[13:23:03 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : I KNOW
[13:23:04 30/07/11] !Achtung! : lol Pettanko
[13:23:09 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : At that point, the guy is like "They seem smaller.... eh fuck it, who cares! Game time!"
[13:23:11 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : The guy just considers himself lucky either way.
[13:23:12 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : i'll tell you when i find out
[13:23:28 30/07/11] Cherubino : AWWWW nuke Sadness.
[13:23:42 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Speaking of which, it happened once when I was out with this buddy
[13:23:50 30/07/11] Cherubino : and I like the array of answers I get
[13:23:51 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : We were at a club, and he thought he had it made
[13:23:54 30/07/11] Cherubino : OH STORY TIME WITH NACHT!
[13:23:54 30/07/11] !Achtung! : Lolicon?
[13:23:57 30/07/11] Cherubino : I MISS THIS
[13:23:58 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : haha lol
[13:24:14 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : I missed it too, Cherry, lol
[13:24:18 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Your buddy was wearing a padded bra?
[13:24:25 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : hahahaha
[13:24:27 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : lolno
[13:24:33 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : We were just hanging there
[13:24:42 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : I was alone at the bar quaffing Jack Daniels
[13:24:48 30/07/11] * Cherubino sits in anticipation
[13:24:50 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : And he's chatting up this leggy chick
[13:24:58 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Honest to god, she had me fooled, too with that padding
[13:25:04 30/07/11] * MP5 sits rapt with attention
[13:25:18 30/07/11] * Cherubino pushes MP5 away
[13:25:21 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : So they leave together, passing me as they do so
[13:25:23 30/07/11] Cherubino : ONLY I CAN SIT
[13:25:33 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : He gives me a wink, and a silently mouthed "I got it made now bro"
[13:25:39 30/07/11] MP5 : fuck it, I'll lie down...
[13:25:46 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : I give him an approving nod, and go back to quaffing my jack daniels
[13:25:54 30/07/11] * !Achtung! kicks the Vendo machine up front for a Soda
[13:26:05 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : ... *admiralackbar*
[13:26:10 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Not long afterwards, there's a commotion from out in the parking lot
[13:26:17 30/07/11] MP5 : pfft
[13:26:26 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : @MP5; While you're down there see if there's any chips under the couch.
[13:26:31 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Turns out they decided to get jiggy in his car
[13:26:43 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : He took off her brassiere and immediately walked out
[13:26:45 30/07/11] Cherubino : oh dear... car's aren't fun
[13:26:55 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : .... Hater!
[13:27:03 30/07/11] !Achtung! : Cherub... NO
[13:27:03 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : @Nacht's friend, that is
[13:27:06 30/07/11] Cherubino : LMAO
[13:27:10 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : They kick up a tremendous row
[13:27:12 30/07/11] MP5 : ooh hey, a still-unopend bag of Tostitos!
[13:27:19 30/07/11] MP5 : hahaha
[13:27:20 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : He accuses her of fraud
[13:27:25 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : She accuses him of being shallow
[13:27:40 30/07/11] Cherubino : I would accuse her of being a hore
[13:27:42 30/07/11] Cherubino : *whpre
[13:27:46 30/07/11] Cherubino : FUCKK *whore
[13:27:52 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : She's in tears and about to slap him
[13:27:58 30/07/11] Cherubino : that's just me though
[13:28:09 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : It's only icing on the cake that he's the kind of guy inclined to fight with his nails as well as his fists and feet
[13:28:14 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : I would accuse her of packing an unliscened weapon.
[13:28:38 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : So the argument gets more and more heated, and then the bouncers tell the two of them to leave
[13:28:49 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Dude... you're getting the business... who cares if the wrapping was overly pretty?
[13:28:56 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : So I leave with him
[13:29:02 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : The grand finale?
[13:29:12 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : On the way home, we stop by a convenience store
[13:29:15 30/07/11] Cherubino : because who wants to screw a woman who's flat
[13:29:32 30/07/11] Cherubino : if she's flat chested how are you not sure she's a he!
[13:29:45 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : He picks out the skin mag with the bustiest woman on the cover
[13:29:58 30/07/11] Cherubino : lmao
[13:30:03 30/07/11] !Achtung! : lolz
[13:30:03 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : @Cherubino; I think that's the point.
[13:30:05 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : And a pack of tissues
[13:30:11 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : The end
[13:30:13 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : lol
[13:30:18 30/07/11] Cherubino : tissues?
[13:30:22 30/07/11] Cherubino : Why tissues?
[13:30:28 30/07/11] Cherubino : I MUST KNOW
[13:30:33 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Because he ran out of socks?
[13:30:34 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : To clean up after himself
[13:30:37 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : she may be gone, she wont come back, but her love will love on through his hand
[13:30:42 30/07/11] !Achtung! : Tissues work lol
[13:31:08 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : @Nacht; So she wasn't a Lady-Boy?
[13:31:15 30/07/11] Cherubino : oh EWWWW
[13:31:17 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Apparently not, lol
[13:31:27 30/07/11] MP5 : Voodoo: I don't think this was Thailand, dude...
[13:31:29 30/07/11] Cherubino : ughhh
[13:31:32 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : But you ask me, real women have curves
[13:32:00 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : If
I wanted to have sex with someone packing the body of a 12 year old
boy, I might as well have sex with a 12 year ol- why hello there, Chris
Hansen. (nervous laugh)

[13:32:16 30/07/11] Cherubino : lol!
[13:32:18 30/07/11] !Achtung! : lolz
[13:32:37 30/07/11] !Achtung! : loliconz
[13:32:47 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : *grabs 36-inch riot baton* Why don't you have a seat over there>
[13:32:51 30/07/11] !Achtung! : no wait... thats too nice... I meant Ped's
[13:33:02 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Upper end B-cup is my minimum
[13:33:23 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : And that's seriously pushing it
[13:33:48 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Only if she lets you
[13:34:26 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : I'm well beyond the point of standards. If it happens it happens. If not...tissues.
[13:34:36 30/07/11] Cherubino : ewww tissues!!!
[13:34:39 30/07/11] Cherubino : ughhh
[13:34:51 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo :
[13:34:54 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : At least he's not using an apple pie
[13:35:07 30/07/11] !Achtung! : Not the Pie
[13:35:08 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Perfect timing!
[13:35:09 30/07/11] Cherubino : EW WHY THE HELL WOULD HE USE APPLE PIE???
[13:35:12 30/07/11] Cherubino : Fuckkkkk
[13:35:16 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Howdy Alfisti!
[13:35:17 30/07/11] !Achtung! : James May likes Pies
[13:35:32 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Okay, so I am a 17
[13:35:33 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : @Cherubino: I take it you're not a fan of the "American Pie" movies?
[13:35:33 30/07/11] Alfisti : Oookaaay... wondering what I just walked into.
[13:35:43 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : That's no joke...some nitwit in Idaho burnt his swartz doing that.
[13:35:48 30/07/11] Cherubino : never seen them
[13:36:01 30/07/11] !Achtung! : Alfisti... You always said that were all a bit Insane.... well
[13:36:04 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : You aren't missing much.
[13:36:06 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : brb guys - about 5-10 min
[13:36:12 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : ..... idiot... if the stuff feels like napalm on your FINGER, that should probably be an INDICATION
[13:36:21 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : See ya, Nacht
[13:36:26 30/07/11] MP5 : hay Alfisti
[13:36:32 30/07/11] !Achtung! : right
[13:36:38 30/07/11] Cherubino : I'm never baking an apple pie again.
[13:36:38 30/07/11] Cherubino : ew ew ew
[13:36:38 30/07/11] Cherubino : fuckkk
[13:36:39 30/07/11] Cherubino : lag?
[13:37:07 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : LAAAG
[13:37:36 30/07/11] MP5 : Alfisti, out of curiosity... has Monty ever dealt with being hit on by a member of the fairer sex?
[13:37:43 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : No lag here...
[13:38:00 30/07/11] Alfisti : Honestly, no idea.
[13:38:09 30/07/11] Cherubino : just me and Nuke. So sad
[13:38:15 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Turns out my attentions aren't needed elsewhere just yet
[13:38:21 30/07/11] MP5 : I see... scribbles on notepad furiously*
[13:38:44 30/07/11] MP5 : there's a curveball for her...
[13:38:48 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : The only canon cyborgs I plausibly see as a gay couple are Claes and Triela
[13:38:50 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : DAMN THE PATRIOTS
[13:39:05 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : If you pay attention, you'll detect all the subtexts I sneak into my fanfics
[13:39:14 30/07/11] MP5 : how does Miss Blacker string a Lesbian along? hmm....
[13:39:50 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : MP5: Monty doesn't strike me as a "stringer," so long as it's not necessary for an op... she'd just be blunt
[13:40:05 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : She may not be a stringer. But is she a roper
[13:40:16 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : *Snrk*
[13:40:38 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Also, TrielaxClaes FTW
[13:40:52 30/07/11] Alfisti : Monty will string someone along...
[13:41:14 30/07/11] Alfisti : ...if she thinks it'll make the putdown more painful and alleviate the chance of her having to waste energy on it again.
[13:41:30 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : The article nobody wanted to see...
http://gunslinger-girl.up-with.com/t2826-the-chatbox#92705

[13:41:34 30/07/11] Alfisti : .
[13:41:54 30/07/11] !Achtung! : Right
[13:42:06 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Idaho represent lmao
[13:42:14 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Monty meets Britney...hmmmm.
[13:42:37 30/07/11] Alfisti : Speaking of cyborgs Monty would have absolutely no time for....
[13:42:59 30/07/11] MP5 : or Carrera... or Gina...
[13:43:24 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : @Voodoo: Repercussions from media... or the fact that certain people are solid candidates for Darwin Awards?
[13:43:41 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : MP, I suddenly have this image of Allison singing Ballroom Blitz to stunning effect
[13:43:48 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : With the Zeroes for a backing band
[13:43:56 30/07/11] MP5 : huh...
[13:44:05 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : Darwin Awards has stiffer competition each year
[13:44:16 30/07/11] MP5 : well, she's alreayd the lead for 'Test Drivers from Laboratory 2;
[13:44:19 30/07/11] MP5 : '*
[13:44:21 30/07/11] Cherubino : Darwin awards?
[13:44:21 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Just be careful around pies.
[13:44:22 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : That apple pie one certainly is stiff comperition
[13:44:24 30/07/11] MP5 : already**
[13:44:40 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : If you know what I mean
[13:44:41 30/07/11] MP5 : dam, typo fairy is going to town on us tonight
[13:44:57 30/07/11] MP5 : like I said...
[13:45:03 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : The Darwin Awards are given to idiots who remove themselves from the gene pool in some spectacular fashion...like pie boy.
[13:45:29 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : pie boy?
[13:45:39 30/07/11] * Cherubino would like to note once more that she is blond and needs things to be explained very specifically.
[13:45:43 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : russian roulette with an automatic is hard to top
[13:45:45 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : One of the best ones was the femal suicide bomber who was packing a cellphone bomb
[13:45:46 30/07/11] Cherubino : who is pie boy?
[13:45:59 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : http://gunslinger-girl.up-with.com/t2826-the-chatbox#92705
[13:45:59 30/07/11] MP5 : I see Erina establishing a recording studio inside Section 2...
[13:46:07 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : See Link...
[13:46:08 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : The bomb was set to detonate when she received a text message from her handler
[13:46:18 30/07/11] MP5 : and cyborgs will be making beautiful music in no time
[13:46:27 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : En route to the target, she got a spam message and blew up prior to harming anyone
[13:46:40 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : @Nacht: LOL
[13:46:44 30/07/11] MP5 : they have strict rules regarding auto-tune, though...
[13:46:53 30/07/11] Cherubino : wtf wtf?
[13:47:01 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Auto tune should be banned
[13:47:08 30/07/11] Cherubino : he fucked a pie?
[13:47:20 30/07/11] Cherubino : Couldn't he just find a floozie?
[13:47:22 30/07/11] Cherubino : Really?
[13:47:24 30/07/11] Cherubino : REALLY?
[13:47:28 30/07/11] !Achtung! : lol
[13:47:28 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Yeah, he sure did. And got a hotter time than he originally gunned for
[13:47:31 30/07/11] Cherubino : Are men that desperate?
[13:47:33 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Henrietta: Eww gross! Waste of a good pie!
[13:47:40 30/07/11] Cherubino : My g-d I wouldn't even pity fuck him!
[13:47:43 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : teen movies man
[13:47:47 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : @Cherubino: Never underestimate the stupidity of a teenage boy
[13:47:52 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Okay, it's time for me to duck out for 5-10 min
[13:48:02 30/07/11] Alfisti : ...or the human race in general.
[13:48:10 30/07/11] Cherubino : okie brudda
[13:48:27 30/07/11] MP5 : seeya
[13:48:48 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : You'll be back...they always come back.
[13:49:25 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Dare I say.... come again?
[13:49:47 30/07/11] Cherubino : lol does anyone here know the flight of the conchord?
[13:50:07 30/07/11] Cherubino : I'm watching some songs right now lmaooo
[13:50:24 30/07/11] MP5 : I've listened to 'business time' and ''foux du fafa'
[13:50:24 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Wes Anderson film? Haven't seen it yet.
[13:50:28 30/07/11] Alfisti : Yeah, haven't seen much of their stuff though.
[13:50:52 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : And I AM back
[13:51:01 30/07/11] Cherubino : lmao it's funny
[13:51:02 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : arnie?
[13:51:08 30/07/11] Cherubino : gonna see buisness time now
[13:51:16 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : I like Foux Du Fafa
[13:51:29 30/07/11] Cherubino : I'll watch that next
[13:52:03 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : .... FINALLY finished that accident report
[13:52:37 30/07/11] Officer_Charon : Y'all... it's been real, but it's time to call it. My 5-hour Energy tapered off about 3 hours early. Is sleepy time
[13:52:41 30/07/11] Nuke is Good : isn't paperwork fun
[13:52:51 30/07/11] Cherubino : awww night officer!
[13:53:04 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : "Car 31 proceeding east down Broadway. Car #2 proceeding west down Braodway. WHAM."
[13:53:05 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : A good night to you, O_C.
[13:53:16 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : That was an actual accident report, btw
[13:53:29 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : Sleep well, Officer
[13:53:35 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Kisk tags in to replace Charon.
[13:53:38 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Nite Charon
[13:53:43 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : And howdy again Kisk
[13:53:43 30/07/11] Cherubino : lmao this is silly!
[13:54:40 30/07/11] MP5 : 'business time', or 'foux du fafa'?
[13:54:40 30/07/11] !Achtung! : well its good to see that the Chatbocks isnt as horny now...
[13:54:54 30/07/11] Cherubino : Hmmm I like prettiest girl in the room better
[13:55:00 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : That pie story cooled things off.
[13:55:00 30/07/11] Cherubino : Foux Du Fafa I'm watching now
[13:55:13 30/07/11] @ Nachtsider : Toldja it's stilly
[13:56:08 30/07/11] Alfisti : Hey Kisk, ciao OC.
[13:56:27 30/07/11] !Achtung! : MP5.... This might sort some stuff for you regarding Turbocharged Motors: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XPDjTd20rA&feature=related
[13:56:32 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : Evening / Morning
[13:56:37 30/07/11] Cherubino : LOL these guys are nuts
[13:58:03 30/07/11] Cherubino : and who is this Steve they keep on mentioning
[13:58:06 30/07/11] Cherubino : ?
[13:59:44 30/07/11] Cherubino : LOL
[13:59:51 30/07/11] Cherubino : ok I'm gonna stop watching now
[14:00:07 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : ...
[14:00:22 30/07/11] Cherubino : How are you doing Kisk?
[14:00:29 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : S'alright
[14:00:30 30/07/11] MP5 : //
[14:00:39 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : Watching MST3K
[14:00:45 30/07/11] Cherubino : what does that mean?
[14:01:11 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Mystery Science Theatre 3000
[14:01:31 30/07/11] Cherubino : ohhh
[14:01:34 30/07/11] Cherubino : lol those are funny
[14:02:17 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : Yes indeed
[14:02:46 30/07/11] Alfisti : .
[14:03:14 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : Especially with the really craptastic movies that give them so much material to work with.
[14:03:38 30/07/11] Cherubino : yeah haha
[14:03:52 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : @Achtung: That guy was an idiot...I was almost disappointed that he didn't crash his Datsun.
[14:05:16 30/07/11] MP5 : //
[14:06:21 30/07/11] Cherubino : alrighty
[14:06:26 30/07/11] Cherubino : well it's pretty late
[14:06:29 30/07/11] Cherubino : I'd best be off
[14:06:33 30/07/11] MP5 : gentlemen (and lady), a question: does everything sound sexier in French?
[14:06:38 30/07/11] Cherubino : nighty night everyone!
[14:06:44 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : A good night to you then!
[14:06:45 30/07/11] Cherubino : no it sounds retarded in french
[14:06:49 30/07/11] MP5 : 'night, Cherubino!
[14:07:03 30/07/11] Cherubino : buh bye!
[14:07:06 30/07/11] !Achtung! : night Cherub
[14:07:21 30/07/11] MP5 : I don't mean that single word...
[14:07:22 30/07/11] Cherubino : uhh I'm hitting the log out button
[14:07:31 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo :
[14:07:34 30/07/11] MP5 : refresh your page
[14:07:36 30/07/11] Cherubino : but it doesn't log me off
[14:07:45 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : I should roll out, as well, and prepare to head home.
[14:07:47 30/07/11] @ Kiskaloo : Ja ne!
[14:07:49 30/07/11] Cherubino : didn't ork
[14:08:24 30/07/11] Professor Voodoo : Things are finally dying down. It was crazy for a while.
[14:08:53 30/07/11] Alfisti : Well poo poo, I look away for two seconds...
[14:08:54 30/07/11] !Achtung! : It was VERY
[14:09:05 30/07/11] Alfisti : ...ok, a few minutes and...
[14:10:07 30/07/11] MP5 : and then it worked...

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by MP5 on Mon 1 Aug 2011 - 2:44

From the Chatbox... What began as a conversation about first cars quickly became a one-on-one between Allison and Alpha:

[23:58:08 31/07/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Just so you girls know...my M3, my Challenger, my truck, and especially my bike are all off limits.
[23:58:56 31/07/11] MP5 : Allison: That's okay! Mr. A let me tune his Jaaaaaaag.
[23:59:00 31/07/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: But I have this lovely motoring masterpiece of a 280Z for only $8K euros.
[23:59:13 31/07/11] @ boomer_gonz : *8K euros
[23:59:54 31/07/11] MP5 : Allison: Tell you what, the Polizia Stradale sure were surprised to see a '76 XJS blow them into the weeds on the Autostrada...
[00:00:06 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : ...
[00:00:10 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: And it was their fancy Gallardo, too!
[00:00:40 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Alpha, did you say Eight Thousand?
[00:02:29 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: Alpha said Eight Thoughsand... Want me to count?
[00:03:41 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Francesca: Thoughsand?
[00:03:49 01/08/11] Hondo Sackett : ..
[00:03:53 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I tried selling it for 15 K, but I kept getting the same ol' but it's not all original garbage.
[00:03:57 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: Oh, you shut up!
[00:04:21 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
No, no... just confirming... and searching for my checkbook. Brian! We
only spent 7500 Pounds on the Cerbera from the Insurance on the
Gallardo, right? I fell in love with a car again, and I don't think I
can continue life without it!

[00:04:49 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : So now I've been sitting on this thing for nearly a year and I'm missing the space in my garage.
[00:04:58 01/08/11] MP5 : Brian: *Sigh* What is it this time?
[00:05:21 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : *:ALpha:So now I've been sitting on this thing for nearly a year and I'm missing the space in my garage.
[00:05:22 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Al's offering me that Z he got back in Michigan for 8000 Euro!
[00:06:05 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: At this point, I'll be happy to make a profit on the shipping alone.
[00:06:09 01/08/11] MP5 : Brian: *long, drawn-out groan*
[00:06:33 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha(over speakerphone): Allison...you still there?
[00:06:46 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: never sell to a friend. You will want to barrow it and when it gets wrecked or sold, you'll cry then too.
[00:06:46 01/08/11] Hondo Sackett : ...
[00:07:36 01/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Allison, how many times to I have to tell you--
Allison:--"The SWA is not your personal garage." Yeah, Yeah, I know.

[00:07:52 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
Maybe, but when's the next time somebody's going to have the chance to
get ahold of something with an RB26TT powerplant in Europe?

[00:08:03 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Hold up a minute, Alpha. I've got Brian where I want him.
[00:08:51 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: We can always put it back in the England Garage...
[00:09:00 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : *Fernando walks away from the extorsion scene, though Rachel stays behind and takes notes.*
[00:09:24 01/08/11] MP5 : Brian: I only have space for two cars there. Your Cerbera and my Marcos are already in there.
[00:10:06 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: Get This Old House to expand it and add another floor!
[00:10:37 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
So? We'll just trade cars in the garage every month, keep the fuel from
varnishing and the rubbers from dry-rotting. Come on, Brian. you *know*
you want to bring the Marcos out again.

[00:12:22 01/08/11] Hondo Sackett : ...
[00:12:33 01/08/11] MP5 : Brian: I dunno...
Allison: I heard from Charlie that Nicolette thinks your Marcos is cool.
Brian:...fine. We'll do it.
Allison: Yes! (turning to phone) Al? You got yourself a buyer!

[00:14:08 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Francesca
(grabbing onto Rachel's pony tail and drags her out the room): thats
eough for you to hear, missy. Wait until daddy finds out.

[00:15:32 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Huzzah!!
[00:15:38 01/08/11] Hondo Sackett : ...
[00:16:35 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
Because it's you Allison, I'll make sure to do a tune-up, fluid swap,
and I'll go ahead and replace the suspension bushings.

[00:17:24 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Surprised that wasn't done already... Not that I wouldn't have done it myself, you know...
[00:17:52 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: But thanks! I don't think Kara would've driven it...
[00:18:16 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: OK... OK... Can I have some soap then?
Francesca (letting her go): Soap? OK, You can go get some.
1/2 hour later Rachel is sitting by Francesca's Alfa, with 'For Sale - Quick! $3000' rubbed into the eindow with the soap*

[00:18:44 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : eindow = window
[00:18:46 01/08/11] Hondo Sackett : well, I'm gonna try ta get some sleep here
[00:18:57 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : g'nite hondo
[00:19:05 01/08/11] Hondo Sackett : I'll talk at y'all later
[00:19:11 01/08/11] Hondo Sackett : G'night
[00:19:14 01/08/11] MP5 : seeya
[00:19:14 01/08/11] MP5 : wow, that's some really bad depreciation
[00:19:47 01/08/11] MP5 : but at the same time, actually an improvment for an Alfa
[00:20:10 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : not depreciation, its called getting even for pulling on her pony tail
[00:20:51 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Boomer would understand
[00:21:03 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : LOLZ
[00:21:44 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : see Very Happy
[00:22:49 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
Well, the car was mostly built to run drags, so it's a bit of a stiff
ride and I kept it that wy in order to sell it to a performance shop.
Buuuuut.....
Allison: No luck?
Alpha: Yup. -.-

[00:23:20 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rule
#1: Dont kick daddy in the groin and dont pull on Rachel's pony tail.
Daddy will kill you if you do and Rachel has her own version sweet
revenge to befall on you!

[00:24:31 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
a few hours in Q-lab should have it set up differently. I think I can
trade Fiona a spare key for the 'Vette in exchange for her help on the
Z.

[00:28:10 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
and then I shall paint it blue to stand against Eliza's 'Zero', and I
will christen her 'Daughter of Devil Z', or, for the Japanese crowd,
"Akuma no Z No Musume." Or 'Akuma-chan' for short.

[00:29:06 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: HA!! That should get Kara's eyebrows twitching.
[00:30:32 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol
[00:31:11 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: And Kyo's... and Ryo's...
[00:31:47 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Then again, maybe not... their handler is Aussie, so they might be more influenced by her than their native heritage...
[00:32:21 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: So Jensen interceptor's for that crowd?
[00:32:33 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Either way, now I'll have my OWN car to show those Mid Night Club guys on the Autostrada what's up.
[00:32:49 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Actually, they're more about the Holdens...
[00:33:22 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Jennifer's got a Torana, and she lets Kyo and Ryo drive the Commodore SS
[00:33:57 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : ...
[00:35:01 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Nice. ...Wait, did you say Midnight Club on the 'Strad?
[00:35:05 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: To them, the V8 never died.
[00:35:26 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: They just call themselves that.
[00:35:54 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: The original 'Mid Night Club' disbanded in the 90's after their most serious accident
[00:35:54 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: ...Oh...okay.
[00:36:49 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: And those guys were Japanese, running Porsche 911s and Skyline GT-R's tuned to like... 1000 horsepower.
[00:37:41 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: For a moment, I thought I might be able to mett with...an old friend.
[00:37:47 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : *meet
[00:38:11 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: You knew someone from THE 'Mid Night Club'?
[00:39:09 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: Alpha and Fernando knoew people frm the Evil Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair!
[00:41:13 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Did you ever get one of their Decals?
[00:41:56 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:Well...there was this girl.
[00:42:40 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: And...she had their stuff everywhere. She even had mounted footage...if you know what I mean.
[00:43:01 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: She's the one who first taught me about cars and engines.
[00:45:44 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
And yeah, she did give me a decal. Said all it did was bring her bad
memories. I have it framed in my garage....somewhere.

[00:46:49 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : http://www.gpf-comics.com/wiki/Brotherhood_of_the_Twisted_Pair
[00:47:59 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: But... They put pedestrian safety first before their own... Was it because of the accident in 1999?
[00:49:12 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: When you see a Corvette Z1 somersault over a 40ft lamppost, you tell me....
[00:49:21 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
I don't know. She let me watch the footage and explained driving
techniques, but she always went quite when I asked about the decal and
other stuff.

[00:50:10 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: I guess we'll never know, then...
[00:52:23 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Knowledge is such a fleeting thing
[00:52:24 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Anyway, time to do some work on 'Akuma-chan!' When i'm done with her,
She'll run with the best of them and make a worthy rival to 'The
Spitfire'

[00:52:59 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: HAHAHA!! Alright then, I should have that work done by this evening. See you then.
[00:53:36 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Ciao, Alpha!
[00:54:04 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : ...
[00:55:12 01/08/11] MP5 : well, that was stimulating.
[00:55:31 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : ...
[00:55:32 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : LOLZ
[00:55:36 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Yup.
[00:56:13 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : And yes Alpha does know a few members of the "Brotherhood", but tends to stear clear of it's more radicalized members.
[00:56:34 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Actually, Al, did I ever show you what I did to Mr. A's old Jag?
[00:56:55 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Very Happy
[00:57:02 01/08/11] MP5 : (this is later on, once Allison has possession and the title and money has changed hands)
[00:57:39 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: You haven't. Can you give me details or is this something that has to be seen.
[00:58:37 01/08/11] MP5 : OOC: I actually haven't got a parts list the way Ach has for Eliza's 'ZERO', but I'll do my best.
[00:59:09 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Follow me... She's parked in the Q-lab garage.
[00:59:43 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I always get the shakes walking into this place.
[00:59:56 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : *this = that
[01:00:12 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : I'm going to bed, fellas.
[01:00:15 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : g'nite
[01:00:25 01/08/11] MP5 : 'night
[01:01:38 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Night Elfen!!
[01:01:57 01/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Very Happy
[01:02:43 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
What can I say? This is where the madness happens. I give you... 'The
Spitfire'. *pulls the cover off of a BRG Jaguar XJS V12. notable
features include Carbon Fiber Doors, bootlid, bonnet, GT Wing, Front
splitter/diffuser, all colored in BRG; the car sits on Bridgestone RE-01
Potenzas wrapped around Volk TE-37s*

[01:03:20 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: This isn't an old man's car anymore...
[01:04:27 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Indeed.
[01:05:36 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Most of the work's gone under the hood, but I still made sure to tweak
the suspension so that she can take a corner without rolling like a ship
in a violent gale.

[01:06:45 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Oh, and the inside's stripped down a bit...
[01:07:31 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Yeah, putting that much downforce on a V12 will do that.
[01:07:48 01/08/11] MP5 : *Gestures to the lack of carpeting, the rollcage, and the two carbon-fiber racing buckets*
[01:08:29 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Did you weld the doors shut?
[01:09:20 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Nah. I just made them CFRP. I had to build this with Mr. A in mind, and
well... I can't see him doing NASCAR-style ingress and egress.

[01:09:40 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: He's like what, 52? not practical.
[01:10:20 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Still has a radio, though-- the speakers are mounted in the seat
headrests. I did that because the Straight-cut gears grate on one's
sanity after a while.

[01:10:58 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: but it's a Pioneer Avic N1, so you can also monitor performance things on it as well.
[01:11:13 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Not bad.
[01:11:58 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
But as you can see by the CF dash board, it's mostly the gauges that do
that job. Oil pressure, engine temp, boost gauge.. even a TPMS system.

[01:12:46 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Volt Meter, Oil temp... everything you need to check on a race machine,
I've probably got a gauge for it on the dashboard.

[01:13:41 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
I put a MoTec SDL3 display in front of the steering wheel, but I also
have the stock speedo and an aftermarket Sport-Comp Tach working in
tandem with the MoTec.

[01:14:39 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
you know... just in case the Electronics go bollocks up, and Mr. A
won't bitch to me about relying too much on technology

[01:14:41 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Impressive.
[01:15:33 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Now... under the bonnet. *Pulls the hood release, then goes to lift the CF bonnet up.*
[01:16:12 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: My greatest achievement yet... and it started with a 5.3L V12 thaton a good day, made 295bhp
[01:16:45 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: HE or no HE?
[01:16:51 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: That was 1976, of course. and it was practically the same weight as a battleship back then.
[01:17:18 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Non-H.E. Mr. Alboreto had the good sense not to get one-- those Mays heads had a problem with creating hot spots
[01:18:09 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha(grins devilshly): Excellent.
[01:20:34 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
so I did a number of things to it... blueprinted the engine, then bored
and stroked it to 5.7 liters, got myself some Forged Pistons, Port and
polished the heads, replaced the cats with headers... and then I slapped
a Centrifugal supercharger and crammed an intercooler in there.

[01:21:22 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: -whistles- Crammed is right.
[01:21:24 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: the NA tuning alone had her dynoed at just a hair above 400 brake.
[01:23:02 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: With the supercharger running 27 psi at the top end and Intercooler...600 bhp.
[01:23:32 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Most impressive.
[01:24:18 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
But I didn't stop there, oh no. Follow me to the boot-- oh, and check
out the side-mounted exhausts-- I liked them on the Viper and AC Cobra,
so...

[01:26:34 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: No worries, I've got them on the Challenger too.
[01:28:36 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
*opens the bootlid, revealing 2 100-shot bottles of nitrous* For that
extra get up and go... a little Laughing gas to have the last laugh.

[01:30:24 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: 800 BHP with nitrous, and that doesn't even include the N-tercooler system on the intercooler up front-- that's another 50 horses.
[01:30:52 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: You still haven't made the jump to nitrometh?
[01:31:06 01/08/11] MP5 : allison: Got CO2 on that one, though.
[01:31:20 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: 'Fraid not... still a bit too chicken to do that...
[01:31:39 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: I would need more seat time in the Challenger, honestly.
[01:32:03 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Ah. Lemme know when you're ready and I'll show you how to set it up. Wink
[01:34:08 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: And you,
I trust with the Challenger. Lemme know when you need it for a day or
two and it's yours. Just...don't let anybody else drive it.

[01:34:50 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: not even Kara?
[01:36:47 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : ASlpha: Kara's never shown any interest in driving it again. I wonder why?
[01:39:13 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
She's probably sticking to her guns about the Veyron... too bad.
spekaing of the nitrous, I think you might like the little touch I put
for it... *she leads Alpha to the right side of the car-- it's a
British-market RHD-- and gestures to a panel of three covered arming
switches. each switch from Left to right is marked 'EAT', 'MY', and
'DUST'

[01:41:03 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha" HAHAHAHA!! I like that.
[01:41:42 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Three-stage arming system, designed to determine the commitment of a
driver-- they could be feeling particularly brave one second, congfident
the next, and not-so-sure the next.

[01:42:21 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: flick all these three on, then there's the button on the wheel. then watch the stars turn into fluorescent tubes.
[01:42:29 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Oi! Been there when racing in Paris.
[01:42:58 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Gumball-related?
[01:43:56 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Previuosly...protection detail.
[01:44:34 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Though I did take back everything bad I ever said about the Clio that night.
[01:44:54 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Good. Kara likes the Clio, y'know?
[01:46:03 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I do now.
[01:46:36 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : As for Paris though...seriously...who designed those roads.
[01:46:44 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : I swear somebody thought of F1 rushing there way to the office one morning.
[01:47:04 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : ^Alpha dialouge.
[01:47:40 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: *giggles* Maybe you're right. I have yet to drive there, though.
[01:49:04 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Anyway... so when I took 'Spitfire' here (gestures to the number plate
"5P1TF1R3") on a shakedown run between Rest area Flaminia and Rest Area
Prenestina on the southbound A1, I not only turned a lot of heads, but I
also ran into Mr. Merandish on his way home from a mission in that '72
Cutlass Supreme of his.

[01:50:22 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Oh? And what did he have to say?
[01:54:10 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
I figured, "I know what's under that hood; I'll race him!" So I'm
getting ready to flash the Jag's HID high-beams and surprise him, when
out of nowhere, I hear a Lamborghini V10 behind me, a siren, and blue
gumball lights are eating up my rear-view.

[01:55:25 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Oi! Somehow, I'm more interested in what you told Brian afterward.
[01:56:47 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Just my luck, right? One of the freaking Polizia Stradale's Gallardos
were out that same night. So I was given a decision-- I could attempt to
speak to the nice officers, or I could try and outrun them in a Jag
that *theoretically* can break 200 mph.

[01:58:19 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
So I put the hammer down, gave it hell, those officers chased me, and I
could just barely see the look of disappointment on Mr. Merandish's
face as we passed him.

[01:58:54 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: or maybe it was an expression of Shock at seeing an old Jag breeze past him like it was nothing...
[01:59:38 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Or he saw you through his rear-view and said "I know who that is"
[02:00:25 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Needless to say, the officers had to terminate the chase once I hit the laughing gas.
[02:01:03 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Actually, he thought that was Mr. Alboreto in the Jag.
[02:02:13 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Oh niiiice.
[02:03:10 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: *high five*
[02:03:39 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: You told him of course.
[02:05:06 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Eventually... They managed to get the plates, though... I had to pay
Mr. Alboreto 500 Euro when they sent him the traffic ticket in the mail.

[02:05:47 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Hush money?
[02:06:40 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : OOC: Alpha in the Clio he "borrowed". http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Renault_Clio_V6_(1).jpg
[02:07:30 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Nah. he just wasn't going to pay the fine I
incurred. After that, he transferred the title to me, but it's still
really his car more than it is mine. he gave me driving privilege on it,
though, so it all works out.

[02:08:00 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: However, 'Akuma-chan' will truly be my own.
[02:08:20 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Ooh! One more thing!
[02:08:46 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: uh-huh?
[02:12:55 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
If I ever live as a civilian... *motions Alpha to get a closer look at
the bootlid* I'm gonna open a tuning shop, and all my projects will have
this mark on them. *She points to Arial lettering that reads: "Powered
by McDonnell Performance", proceeded by a small logo of a 4-leaf clover
with wheels smoking its tires*

[02:14:48 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Pretty cool, huh? Someday, all the tuner kids will be rocking a sticker of this in their windows...
[02:14:51 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha(smiling fondly): When I see it, I'll give those cars respect. -raises hand- Promise.
[02:15:40 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: HAHA!! And then you'll get pretenders just flashing decals like the old Mid Night Club.
[02:17:00 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Hoping to get others to back down without opening their hoods.
[02:17:11 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
Which is why you gotta be able to tell the difference, y'know? The big
projects might be featured in the big magazines, but there'll be people
out there using bits and pieces from my company.

[02:17:36 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: It's all a pipe dream, though...
[02:18:49 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Says who?
[02:20:12 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: You think there's a chance?
[02:21:21 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Why wouldn't there be?
[02:22:49 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Well, if I can get an old Jag to break 200... I guess there might be a chance at a brighter future...
[02:23:18 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: One with Jay in it... Maybe... Maybe kids... *blushes*
[02:25:42 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: *shaking her head* I'm getting ahead of myself... There's work to be done on Akuma-chan!
[02:26:29 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha (smiling): Never stop dreaming kid.
[02:26:44 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Need an extra pair of hands?
[02:27:51 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
"Many hands make light work." I also promised Fiona I'd get her a key
to my 'Vette if she helped me out with Akuma-chan.

[02:30:32 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Okay then. Let's get started.
[02:31:51 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison:
If you ever find a '68 Stingray in any condition, let me know. I want
to surprise Fiona with her dream car one of these days as thanks for
putting up with me... and that way, I get my own 'Vette back.

[02:32:20 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
[02:33:10 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: She always told this story about this one time she rode in one with an LS-7 454 in it when she was a student at MIT.
[02:33:40 01/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Reeeeaalllyy...
[02:34:10 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: If you can't find the exact car, I'm willing to build it for her, even if it has to be a restoration.
[02:35:08 01/08/11] MP5 : Allison: Anyway, let's get started... Akuma-chan needs some work...

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Nachtsider on Fri 26 Aug 2011 - 2:57


[16:47:27] tsundere9kagami2 : ...lol I just thought of inception porn
[16:47:34] Triela : oh
[16:47:37] Triela : GOD
[16:47:41] @ Nachtsider : "We need to go deeper"
[16:47:43] Triela : do not want
[16:47:43] tsundere9kagami2 : I'm cracking up
[16:47:44] @ Nachtsider : "That's what she said"
[16:47:47] Triela : UGHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:47:57] MP5 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:48:00] tsundere9kagami2 : you'll get the baby pregnant then cause an infinite baby loop
[16:48:03] !Achtung! : HOLY....
[16:48:04] Triela : can't breathe
[16:48:16] Triela : so funnnyggg
[16:48:19] @ Nachtsider : Oh chatbox, this is why I love you
[16:48:26] !Achtung! : IM DYING... IVE GOT A COLD FOR GODS SAKE
[16:48:28] @ Nachtsider : When trying out new positions
[16:48:31] MP5 : dammit, I'm brushing my teeth, here
[16:48:38] @ Nachtsider : "You've been trained for this. Notice the shifts in gravity"
[16:48:42] Triela : needs to but put in the best of chatbox
[16:48:46] Triela : right now
[16:48:47] tsundere9kagami2 : its a baby within a baby within a baby
[16:49:03] @ Nachtsider : And then all of a sudden, xzibit randomly shows up
[16:49:22] tsundere9kagami2 : lol
[16:49:36] tsundere9kagami2 : Hey yo gurl! I heard you liked babies so we put a baby in yo baby
[16:49:58] @ Nachtsider : lmaooo
[16:49:59] * MP5 is dying
[16:50:03] !Achtung! : MAXIMUM PENETRATION
[16:50:13] MP5 : oh my god hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[16:50:27] Triela : OH GOD
[16:50:32] Triela : whyyyyy
[16:50:43] Triela : I need brain bleach!
[16:50:49] @ Nachtsider : and then they all make that brrrmmmm noise when they climax
[16:50:56] !Achtung! : Brainwashing Shampoo...
[16:51:02] Triela : AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA
[16:51:16] tsundere9kagami2 : That stupid horn noise lolololo
[16:51:23] !Achtung! : XD
[16:51:27] MP5 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHGOD
[16:51:35] tsundere9kagami2 : at the end they both wake up as babies
[16:51:39] tsundere9kagami2 : mindfuck!
[16:51:46] MP5 : PFFFT
[16:51:58] @ Kiskaloo : Time to got home
[16:52:06] Triela : mind is blown
[16:52:07] @ Nachtsider : Kisk can't take it, lol

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Nachtsider on Fri 26 Aug 2011 - 22:21


[12:18:43] @ Nachtsider : How are things
[12:18:53] MP5 : Nachtsider!
[12:18:56] Hondo Sackett : alright
[12:19:03] @ ElfenMagix : Waiting on my date with Irene, Nacht
[12:19:46] @ Nachtsider : Oh, a date? Awesome, break a leg, man Very Happy
[12:20:35] Hondo Sackett : only Jefe would date a hurricane
[12:20:45] @ Nachtsider : Oh wait
[12:20:47] @ Nachtsider : lmao
[12:20:58] @ ElfenMagix : Irene = Hurricane Irene. She's expected to knock on my door at midnight tomarrow...
[12:21:04] @ Nachtsider : You meant the hurricane? I was under the impression it was an actual date
[12:21:16] @ Nachtsider : lololol
[12:21:17] @ ElfenMagix :

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by MP5 on Tue 30 Aug 2011 - 3:56

A meeting of 'The Club'
(probably NSFW)

Spoiler:
[01:21:38 30/08/11] MP5 : anyway,
so the next day, Ilyana is totally all over Alpha so Liesel goes to
confront her about it and suddenly finds herself getting kissed by
Ilyana

[01:21:50 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : DOH!!
[01:22:12 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Make sure to run that by Nacht as he might want to put a NICE spin on that one. Razz
[01:22:47 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: There goes that smell of death again!
[01:23:01 30/08/11] !Achtung! : lol
[01:23:27 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : and... NO TROLLING!
[01:23:28 30/08/11] !Achtung! : being Bodyguards have perks XD
[01:23:51 30/08/11] MP5 : okay, I'll make sure to do so.
[01:23:54 30/08/11] MP5 : just an idea
[01:24:22 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Anybody else thinks that the Rover SD1 is a good looking car?
[01:24:22 30/08/11] MP5 : Ilyana: "You know, I was quite serious about that threesome. The offer still stands."
[01:24:47 30/08/11] MP5 : Alpha: We're flattered by the offer...
[01:25:11 30/08/11] MP5 : Liesel:--but that would be HIGHLY unprofessional of us to accept it.
[01:26:05 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Ignore them, Rachel, and Lets check out the stripers on Jupiter's rings...
[01:26:53 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : aWESOME ZOOM ftw!!
[01:26:58 30/08/11] !Achtung! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGXKcjzbapI#t=10m28s
[01:27:13 30/08/11] !Achtung! : lolz
[01:27:25 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Liesel ...o0O( offer it again and you will die the death of 1000 stomping camels!)
[01:27:46 30/08/11] MP5 : Ach-- I was thinking of using the picture you posted of future Lucchini as her appearance in The Revhead Run
[01:28:10 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Well, now nobody can accuse us of going down for the count...ess.
[01:28:26 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Liesel: -.-*
[01:28:44 30/08/11] John_234 : hm
[01:29:01 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I mean coinvincing everybody that it was a 'professional' meeting would be a HARD sell anyway.
[01:29:07 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Liesel: -.-**
[01:30:05 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : &Rachel slowly, silently, stealthfullt slides a Mega-Super-Barrel-Hammer of Death to Liesel*
[01:30:10 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : *Rachel slowly, silently, stealthfullt slides a Mega-Super-Barrel-Hammer of Death to Liesel*
[01:31:41 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: You know, if we're going to Quebec; it be nice to visit TROIS-Rivieres.
[01:32:41 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Liesel: ....One more pun and not only will I accept her offer, but we shall test your limits beyond the refractory period.
[01:33:10 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Liesel: ...And I assure you, you WILL be bound and unable to utter a single plea.
[01:33:17 30/08/11] MP5 : oh, my.
[01:33:21 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: ........................i'll be good.
[01:33:34 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : BRB
[01:33:38 30/08/11] John_234 : lol
[01:33:44 30/08/11] !Achtung! : lol
[01:34:38 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol
[01:34:41 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : 'k
[01:36:00 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: I'm jealous, Alpha. most people would have to pay double for that kind of action... luckily, I have Sienna and Carrera.
[01:38:09 30/08/11] !Achtung! : OH XD
[01:38:43 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: No Charlie...the sex passed the male refractory period is sex that STOPS feeling good on the johnson.
[01:40:42 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Point taken, mate. I've been there before... didn't know it had a name...
[01:41:29 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: ....Ice needed?
[01:41:34 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Sex without no brains is no sex at all.

Francesca: Then what is it?
Rachel: Reproduction.[01:41:49 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Charlie: I just placed the bag over my lap and fell asleep.
[01:43:04 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Hell, last time I was that bloody worn out, I was spending the night at Denise's....
[01:43:43 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Those Milani Girls are something else...
[01:46:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Pity Allison isn't using a Lotus Esprit Turbo for the Revhead Run... she'll blare it in 'Akuma-chan' anyway: http://youtu.be/bdRNN9idJ0g
[01:46:05 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I heard...Andy said something about an impromptu family get-together and the southern European sense of familial sharing?
[01:46:24 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : *
a 11EEE shoe hits Charlie on the back of the head. Fernando is looking
away away whistling while both Rachel and Francesca looks at him. one of
his shoes is missing*

[01:48:18 30/08/11] @ ElfenMagix : (the gas alone should have killed everyone in the room)
[01:48:26 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Im back
[01:49:42 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Right on the money, Al. Let's just say I'd rather be with the ladies of Section Zero...
[01:51:25 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Is it true that when And went to pick you up, he had to carry you to the car?
[01:51:56 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : ^Andy
[01:52:03 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Not quite... I had to lean on his shoulder, and I wasn't so much walking as limping...
[01:53:06 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha nids and then looks to Andy who is quietly giggling to himself.
[01:53:11 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : ^nods
[01:53:24 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie:
I think Ferro just enjoyed wearing me down out of spite--pretty sure
she still hates my guts for fooling around with her sister.

[01:54:23 30/08/11] MP5 : *Andy's giggle is quickly stifled with a forced cough, attempting to return to his trademark scowl--his smirk is ruining it*
[01:55:15 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: And for one night..her cousins...her young aunts...her friends from secondary school...
[01:55:21 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie:
On the other hand, Alexander slipped me a six-pack of Stella for my
trouble. He told me that was the most rest he had in a while, the poor
bugger.

[01:56:17 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: It was bloody ridiculous, Alpha.
[01:56:41 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpoha: True. A long night's rest does seem to be foreign to the lad.
[01:56:56 30/08/11] !Achtung! : ~
[01:57:51 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Let me guess...after the first time, they made well sure to keep you 'stimulated' and thus..."at attention"?
[01:58:47 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Oy both of you
[01:58:54 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Unfortunately, yes.
[01:59:14 30/08/11] !Achtung! : I never noticed till now that both of you are on lolz... but whats under The 240Z's hood?
[01:59:34 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: And this is coming from a bloke who does Resistance To Interrogation training with Nina Barone for fun.
[01:59:46 30/08/11] MP5 : RB26DETT
[02:00:32 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : And it's a 280Z.
[02:00:33 30/08/11] !Achtung! : I knew that... but 330hp wont make it lose by ONLY one car length to an "SRT10 Alpha Challenge Stradale" XD
[02:01:01 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie:
I'd rather be flogged a thousand times by Nina's cat o' ninetails than
try and go another round with all the Milani women, mate...

[02:01:17 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : As I mentioned the engine was tuned to well past double that.
[02:01:44 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Single Turbo?
[02:01:54 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: There are some things man was not meant to survive.
[02:01:59 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Been And the weight differential compared to it's native Skyline chassis helped as well.
[02:02:06 30/08/11] MP5 : Ach-- still twinturbo
[02:02:10 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Ach- Twin
[02:02:26 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Oh Twinz
[02:02:31 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : ^And the weight differential compared to it's native Skyline chassis helped as well.
[02:02:45 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Sure about that XD
[02:02:46 30/08/11] MP5 : the final leg of the Revhead Run is in the United States.
[02:03:08 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Lightness is Overrated
[02:03:14 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Been there; it is possible to love and fear women. And I do so of the ladies of India when bored and en masse.
[02:03:40 30/08/11] MP5 : Watkins Glen in NY and NYC for the party stop, then cross-country to Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca before capping off the trip in LA
[02:03:58 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : WOO!!
[02:04:22 30/08/11] !Achtung! : LAguna Seca XD
[02:04:47 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie:
Maybe I should settle down with someone already, like you did. Nothing
like having a significant other to fight off lusty women...

[02:05:09 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Lol Imagine the Corckscrew
[02:05:25 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: Oh, so NOW you decide to go monogamous... you stupid git, it's not that bloody easy.
[02:05:31 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Cork*
[02:05:54 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I an handle my own. But I do enjoy watching Liesel berate the persistant ones.
[02:05:59 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : *can
[02:07:22 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy:
You know what this means for you, Charlie? There's a LOT you're going
to have to give up and fix if you're ever going to have a chance with
Erina.

[02:07:51 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Like?
[02:08:05 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : MP5- Renastered version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl68BKcLn7Y
[02:08:15 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : ^Remastered
[02:08:28 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: Shagging your shrink, threesomes with aLesbian and a bisexual girl...
[02:09:22 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: A lesbian AND bi?
[02:09:38 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Do they forget you're there at times?
[02:09:39 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: Shagging Petra--oh wait, you managed to give that up, good.
[02:09:46 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: It's a long story, mate.
[02:10:12 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I'll remember it for a stakeout. Count on it.
[02:10:23 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Sometimes, but it takes just the right touch to remind 'em. Very Happy
[02:10:45 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Well played.
[02:13:03 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: And then you make breakfast for them afterwards in the morning.
[02:13:14 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: It's the chivalrous thing to do.
[02:13:37 30/08/11] MP5 : *Andy snorts in derision*
[02:13:55 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Of course...to not do so would be uncivilized.
[02:15:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: *coming into the room* Hey Charlie, *turns to Alpha, bows* Sensei.
[02:17:03 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: At ease.
[02:17:28 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Well well, if it isn't the newest member of 'The Club!' 'Ave a seat, me old china.
[02:18:23 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Charlie, don't you start. Not in front of my teacher.
[02:18:40 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: I think the man has a right to know, mate.
[02:19:34 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: Oh bollocks, here we go...
[02:19:38 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Know what?
[02:20:37 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Oh, don't y'know? As of last night, Jay here has become a man!
[02:20:48 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: *exasperated sigh*
[02:21:09 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I see....(looks to Jay)...and what of protection?
[02:22:19 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Of course there was, Charlie wouldn't stop tossing boxes of Trojans into my room.
[02:23:28 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Good...and other protection?
[02:24:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie:
More to the point, Jay here is down a shirt, since one Miss McDonnell
was seen leaving with a 'boyfriend shirt' after a quick snog at his
door...

[02:24:25 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Other protection, sensei? please elaborate.
[02:25:45 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: A knife for cutting ropes bonds or a pick for kocks and such...?
[02:26:10 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : *locks
[02:26:54 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: *blushing* Oh! Um, that wasn't necessary... The first time was...vanillla.
[02:27:16 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: So Allison has one of Jay's shirts. I don't get what the big deal is.
[02:27:48 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Sigh.....(wacks Jay across the back of his head) ...Please recite the first rule of combat!
[02:28:01 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Jay: Be prepared?
[02:28:12 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Precisely!!
[02:29:17 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Andy, if you ever hook up with Simone, you'll get to that point, and you'll get it.
[02:29:55 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: especially if she's wearing *just* your shirt and her underwear.
[02:30:58 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
[02:30:59 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Al, you know what I'm talking about, right?
[02:31:21 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: just whistlin'
[02:31:32 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Jay?
[02:31:44 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Uh. yeah...
[02:32:27 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Andy (smirks): But you know Al[\i]....
[02:32:53 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Andy: I seem to recall a couple of birds wearing shirts that once donned your chest as well.
[02:33:13 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Andy: Birds that are...NOT Liesel.
[02:33:26 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: O-ho!
[02:33:35 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I know what you mean, and I will HAPPILY explain.
[02:34:24 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: All right, do tell.
[02:35:06 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Damn
[02:35:35 30/08/11] !Achtung! : Just Tried out Putting Twin Turbo's on a Pontiac GTO..... IMPOSSIBLE to control period
[02:35:43 30/08/11] MP5 : haha
[02:36:27 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : LMAO!!
[02:36:45 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Yeah, to do that, you need to REALLY stiffen the living hell out of the rear suspension.
[02:39:11 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: *walking into the room* Top o' the morning to ya, lads!
[02:39:46 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: *nervously* H-hello, Brian!
[02:40:15 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Oh look, another member of 'The Club!'
[02:40:18 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
Hey Brian. Now it's like this...I lent Kara a t-shirt and a pair of
shorts to go home in after we got into an impromptu water fight.

[02:40:49 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: She liked it so much, I let her keep it.
[02:41:24 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: No surprises there.
[02:41:28 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Jay: Darn, and I thought she really was an old 2600 fan.
[02:41:48 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : OOC= It was a blue "Atari" shirt.
[02:41:56 30/08/11] MP5 : a.
[02:42:03 30/08/11] MP5 : ah*
[02:42:20 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Who was the next one?
[02:43:40 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Now Triela...she stole that 'Hollister Rally 2004' t-shirt and I WOULD like it back.
[02:44:47 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Brian: Hollister...Rally? ...Really?
[02:45:25 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Yes; a REAL Hollister shirt and not these fake immatations that I see around once in a while.
[02:45:37 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : *immitations
[02:45:59 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Brian: What was it like?
[02:46:17 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I can only remember about half of it.
[02:46:50 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Translation-- it was epid
[02:46:54 30/08/11] MP5 : epic*
[02:47:08 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: ...Truly.
[02:48:36 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: any other girls running around with your shirts, sensei?
[02:49:23 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Not that I know of...
[02:50:30 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Moving onto the subject of the hour... *Jay glances at Charlie in alarm*
[02:50:45 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Charlie, no!
[02:50:50 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: ?
[02:51:37 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: I would like to repeat my congratulations to Jay...
[02:51:52 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Charlie, stop! Please!
[02:52:18 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: What are we congratulating Jay on, I wonder?
[02:52:55 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Oh god... Sensei, help me out here! (he won't)
[02:54:00 30/08/11] MP5 : Alpha: Sorry Jay, the ball's in your court, now.
[02:54:23 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie:...on finally becoming a man!
[02:54:37 30/08/11] MP5 : *dead silence*
[02:54:47 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Or would that be in Alisson's [i]court

[02:54:54 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: evil:
[02:54:59 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : *
[02:55:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: *staring at Jay* Really, now.
[02:55:45 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: *swallowing hard* Uh...um... please don't hurt me?
[02:56:34 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Brian...to be fair...Allison was probably on top....probably...
[02:56:44 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian:
*glaring hard at Jay now before sighing* I suppose it was bound to
happen eventually... Just wish you two were married before it
happened....

[02:57:41 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Oh, I don't doubt that for a second, Al. I'm just hoping that our mutual friend here used protection while...connecting... with my little sister.
[02:58:38 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: He did, he wouldn't lie to me...(glare) would you...Jay?
[02:59:22 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay:
I used protection, okay?! I swear to god, I used protection! Charlie
keeps dumping freaking boxes of Trojan into my closet, kinda hard *not*
to.

[02:59:38 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: I got the point across, didn't I?
[03:00:20 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Wrap it before you tap it?
[03:00:33 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Yes...
[03:01:42 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Point well learned my young apprentice!
[03:02:29 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Well, keep calm and carry on, lad. Just uh, be discreet about it, and keep doing what you do.
[03:02:42 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: in terms of safeguards, that is.
[03:03:22 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: I think there's someone else we're forgetting to congratulate in this room...
[03:03:54 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Ah, yes! Congratulations, Brian, on finally becoming a man!
[03:04:04 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: :guh:
[03:04:13 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay:
[03:04:30 30/08/11] MP5 : Alpha:
[03:04:34 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Wai', wha'?
[03:04:45 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Oh god...
[03:05:56 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: So what was that about marriage?
[03:06:06 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: So all this time you were a virgin? a 35-year-old virgin?
[03:06:09 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: There something you ain't telling us Bri'?
[03:06:39 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: 30-years old! And yes...
[03:06:54 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: You goddamn hypocrite...
[03:07:32 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: I was hoping no one would find out...
[03:07:51 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha:
[03:08:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: You're a bloody idiot, Brian. Nicolette does not keep secrets from me and Charlie.
[03:08:44 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: You did it with Nicolette Montagne?!
[03:09:50 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: So did London fall for France or the other way around? Very Happy
[03:10:10 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : ^for = to
[03:10:43 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: I think they met halfway. And as far as I'm concerned, there are worse people to be deflowered by.
[03:11:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Oh god, let it go already...
[03:11:42 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: Uh-uh. like hell we will. not after all the crap you gave me.
[03:13:56 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: To be honest, I think Nicolette carried a candle for Brian that turned into a torch.
[03:14:40 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: A torch that ended her relations with Sandro, thank god...
[03:15:44 30/08/11] !Achtung! : WTH
[03:15:48 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Wait...with Sandro...what?
[03:15:52 30/08/11] !Achtung! : after a big storm... now a Heatwave
[03:15:54 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Run that by me again?
[03:16:05 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Poor girl must have been feeling charitable.
[03:16:27 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Long story, Brian. much like my relations with Petra.
[03:17:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: according to Nicolette, She once made Sandro cry.
[03:17:27 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: A long[i/]story with [i]long nights? Very Happy
[03:18:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Pretty much, and it was quite sordid.
[03:18:11 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: Soap opera worthy.
[03:18:42 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: I'll call it "As the Sheets Turn". Very Happy
[03:18:51 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: at one point, it was me, andy, Sandro, and Petra in the same room all aiming pistols at one another.
[03:19:30 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: It's a shame neither of you pulled at Sandro.
[03:19:30 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: so we decided on an Armistice eventually, to tie up loose ends.
[03:19:57 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: I didn't want reason for Petra to kill me.
[03:20:09 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Ah.
[03:20:16 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: I think I may just volunteer for that job, Al...
[03:20:26 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie
[03:20:33 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Relax, Brian...
[03:21:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: water under the bridge, mate.
[03:21:23 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Besides; he'll get himself killed sooner or later.
[03:22:23 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: if it helps, Brian, it was entirely casual.
[03:22:50 30/08/11] MP5 : Jay: I don't think that helps at all, Charlie.
[03:23:00 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Ah...so she WAS feeling charitable.
[03:23:38 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Great, so my grielfriend was once Ricci's "slam piece"... I am going to kick his arse...
[03:23:44 30/08/11] MP5 : Girlfriend*
[03:24:58 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Brian; no offense...but knowing Sandro and Nicolette as I do...I'm pretty sure it was the other way around.
[03:25:33 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: Look on the bright side, Brian-- you're the first and only bloke to actually win Nicolette's heart.
[03:25:44 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Really?
[03:25:51 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Yes, really.
[03:27:14 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: It's true. You don't need a PH.D to see the stars in her eyes when you and her are in the same room.
[03:27:15 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: She cares about you, Brian, which is why she's scared about the truth coming out of what happened between her and Sandro.
[03:28:02 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: I can forgive Nicolette, then. Sandro.... not so much
[03:28:15 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: If you really want to know, just ask her about it.
[03:28:37 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: who knows, you two might even have a nice and hearty laugh of it. Very Happy
[03:28:45 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: She'll shoot straight with you, mate.
[03:29:34 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: She told me something that I think you should hear, Brian.
[03:29:44 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: What's that?
[03:30:08 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Well, you know that she didn't exaclty live the most normal life, right?
[03:30:14 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Yeah?
[03:31:01 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: And that she lost her virginity the first night she worked as a call girl?
[03:31:17 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: well, I didn't know that...
[03:32:15 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Well, long story short, she says her greatest regret is not saving it for you.
[03:32:36 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : alpha: (goes somber as he remembers losing his virginity in a similar manner-
[03:32:37 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: She really means that?
[03:33:44 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: Yeah.
[03:34:33 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Brian.
[03:34:52 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Yes?
[03:35:43 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: You know that Nicolette is experiencing true love for the first time, right?
[03:36:20 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: After so many years of faking it, this is the first time it's ever been real for her.
[03:36:57 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: So don't break her heart. Or we'll break you.
[03:37:28 30/08/11] MP5 : Brian: Understood.
[03:37:39 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Hehe
[03:37:55 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Glad we've come to an understanding, mate.
[03:39:10 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Good...then I can give these back to you guys.
[03:39:42 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : -Alpha pulls out various magazines and a pair of shotgun shells.-
[03:40:07 30/08/11] MP5 : Andy: when did you--
[03:40:40 30/08/11] MP5 : Charlie: Alpha, you cheeky barstard, I didn't even notice these were gone!
[03:40:53 30/08/11] @ boomer_gonz : Alpha: Trade secret.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Jacen Starslayer on Mon 24 Oct 2011 - 13:34

Laughing my ass off.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Schaschanist on Sun 13 Nov 2011 - 23:08

Cars are really a topic Emi does not want to be annoyed with....
Spoiler:
[02:56:11 14/11/11] John_234 : Join Revhead run
[02:56:20 14/11/11] John_234 : LOLOLOLOL
[02:56:22 14/11/11] littletoes101 : I'll take a look at it
[02:56:28 14/11/11] MP5 : maybe they can come in as backup later on
[02:56:37 14/11/11] MP5 : oh, one moment, I should link to the concept thread
[02:57:12 14/11/11] littletoes101 : It doesn't really appeal to my interest...
[02:58:03 14/11/11] John_234 : It's an RP that people are actually signing up for
[02:58:05 14/11/11] schaschanist : same to me, lt, but unfortunately we have too much petrol heads over here....
[02:58:30 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Liz and Jay could give a care about racing (aka they don't like it)
[02:58:32 14/11/11] John_234 : Bah
[02:58:39 14/11/11] John_234 : I'm not a car guy, but it's all fun
[02:59:12 14/11/11] littletoes101 : I mean I don't even know what car I have
[02:59:16 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Sooo yeah xD
[02:59:30 14/11/11] John_234 : Hide in the back of someone's car
[02:59:35 14/11/11] John_234 : Or just ask someone to make you a car. lol
[02:59:45 14/11/11] schaschanist : it's kind of boring to me, every time i log in, i read the same persons driving the same cars....
[03:00:06 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Liz would hitchhike
[03:02:18 14/11/11] John_234 : In a race? lol
[03:02:59 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Yep.
[03:03:03 14/11/11] littletoes101 : She'd be a backseat driver too
[03:03:09 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Who should she hitchhike with?
[03:03:27 14/11/11] schaschanist : for real, most of your characters would end like this: http://www.instructables.com/image/FL8CXQYFJ4KLFU8/What-to-do-in-a-car-crash.jpg
[03:03:48 14/11/11] MP5 : hmph
[03:04:10 14/11/11] John_234 : Wrong kind of race
[03:04:16 14/11/11] John_234 : Sorry to disappoint, schas
[03:04:56 14/11/11] littletoes101 : She'd jump into some random person's backseat and hide on the floor
[03:05:01 14/11/11] MP5 : LT-- maybe she can hitchike with LMFAO...
[03:05:06 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Then she'd pop up and be like "Buy me food, bitch, I'm hungry"
[03:05:06 14/11/11] MP5 : they're in this race.
[03:05:14 14/11/11] littletoes101 : ...oh
[03:05:16 14/11/11] schaschanist : moar reality: http://www.stormylong.com/Travel/Iraq/Baghdad/Iraq-2003-Tank-Derby/1034879206_i2d4R-L.jpg
[03:05:28 14/11/11] MP5 : well, it's really more of a party on wheels
[03:05:36 14/11/11] MP5 : with something that looks like racing in between
[03:05:37 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Fun
[03:06:04 14/11/11] MP5 : also, LMFAO have the loudest sound system out of everyone on the Revhead Run
[03:06:15 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Yeah she should hitchhike with them
[03:07:10 14/11/11] MP5 : should be interesting, having her ride crammed in the backseat between Shufflebot and Q
[03:08:17 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Yep.
[03:08:22 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://image.automobilemag.com/f/32405084+w750+st0/FV4201-chieftain-tank-crushing-car.jpg
[03:08:24 14/11/11] littletoes101 : "Turn it up guys!"
[03:09:28 14/11/11] John_234 : lololol
[03:09:38 14/11/11] John_234 : Because there's totally a tank in this race, schas
[03:10:03 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Jay would drive a tank
[03:10:08 14/11/11] littletoes101 : "GIMMIE MY CYBORG BACK"
[03:11:32 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.thebannedofbrothers.com/images/Car-After.jpg Etienne: "What have you done???" Emilie: "I just told them to stop car topics but they didn't stopped. So i took my Minimi and fired a belt."
[03:13:37 14/11/11] John_234 : lol
[03:13:40 14/11/11] John_234 : Bitch please.
[03:13:56 14/11/11] John_234 : You know an old steel body car, like the trans am?
[03:14:01 14/11/11] John_234 : .223 won't even go through
[03:15:10 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: *whew*, it's only an old Taurus... I was worried something would have been done to one of *my* cars, or Kara's cars... or any *nice* car, for that matter.
[03:15:11 14/11/11] John_234 : And my car is armored against .30-06 armor piercing. your puny 5.56 will bounce off like pebbles :3
[03:16:48 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/5485/mojaveashoncarzr3.jpg Emi: "Victim of the last week!"
[03:17:14 14/11/11] John_234 : . . .
[03:17:17 14/11/11] * John_234 sighs.
[03:17:45 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: That's a "Natural Causes" death if I ever saw one.
[03:18:04 14/11/11] John_234 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNaDmLQKIzc
[03:18:11 14/11/11] John_234 : This is what an actual ambush looks like
[03:19:20 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.trulydeeply.com.au/madly/files/2011/03/lamborghini.jpg Emi: "i oredered them *laughing mean*"
[03:19:20 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Liz: Time to hitchhike.
[03:20:04 14/11/11] littletoes101 : Jay: Ohh, no you don't! Get back here young cyborg!
[03:21:28 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: You better run, Emi. Kara is going to kill you for that.
[03:21:40 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.tz-online.de/bilder/2010/05/06/750649/1317100540-lamborghini.9.jpg Emi: "such a 40mm grenade launcher is a pretty useful tool. even if youu use it for shitty damn cars which are in your way."
[03:22:46 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.feuerwehr-duelmen.de/fotoarchiv/2006/2006-08-08/bild1.jpg Emi. "too late, fire men, too late."
[03:22:59 14/11/11] John_234 : . . .
[03:23:08 14/11/11] John_234 : Schas, a 40mm woun't do that.
[03:23:46 14/11/11] John_234 : That's more like, a kilogram of plastic explosive.
[03:24:34 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.digitalvoodoo.de/blog/bilder/ferrari-crash-hong-kong-thumb.jpg Emi: "Those cars! They are EVERYWHERE!!!!"
[03:25:06 14/11/11] John_234 : Fail :3
[03:25:18 14/11/11] John_234 : MP5, you ever seen tomorrow never dies?
[03:25:59 14/11/11] schaschanist : EMi: "Remember, you 2nd gens, never mess with a 1st gen!"
[03:27:29 14/11/11] MP5 : John-- yes.
[03:27:44 14/11/11] littletoes101 : [///]
[03:28:03 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Swear to god, Emi, if I see you go after any of my cars... There'll be hell to pay.
[03:28:11 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.20min.ch/images/content/1/0/8/10897290/7/1.jpg Emi: "And another one!"
[03:28:33 14/11/11] littletoes101 : I g3g
[03:28:36 14/11/11] littletoes101 : *g2g
[03:28:41 14/11/11] John_234 : See ya
[03:28:57 14/11/11] MP5 : ciao.
[03:29:35 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.deltaintegrale.ch/Images/Lancia_Delta_Crash_001.JPG Emi, is that your piece of yunk?"
[03:30:12 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Oh. hell. no. You did not just do what I think you did...
[03:30:40 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.deltaintegrale.ch/Images/Lancia_Delta_Crash_020.JPG Emi: "Or was it that one?
[03:31:58 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: That's it, Emi. you and Etienne are going to be walking to your missions for the better part of a month... Say goodbye to your Skoda Superb, you little twerp!
[03:32:33 14/11/11] MP5 : *Allison pulls a pneumatic hammer from the workshop*
[03:32:53 14/11/11] MP5 : Why does Emi have to be so antagonistic?
[03:33:09 14/11/11] John_234 : *Luce hands Allison a block of semtex ^_^
[03:34:14 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.stuttgarter-nachrichten.de/media.imagefile.36b3d0f0-be5b-4e87-9435-8b2f8ae610e9.normalized.jpeg Emi: "I just told you to stop thousands of times.... so, your fault"
[03:35:44 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: *in the midst of disassembling the Superb--piece by piece* and you could've just walked away from the conversation, but noooo.
[03:37:08 14/11/11] schaschanist : Dr. Bianchi and Etienne observed the little war that had begun. Etienne stared angry at the doctor. "What have you done this time?????" Dr. B. : "I think we should change her medication a little bit....." Etienne: "You better should."
[03:38:08 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Getting hacked off at one's topic of conversation is no excuse to destory someone else's personal property... You've forced my hand, Emilie.
[03:40:04 14/11/11] MP5 : Brian: Damn it Allison, I'll cover the repairs to the Delta-- just stop taking that people-carrier apart already!
[03:41:18 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Fine... but it better come back better than ever. or at least, find some way to see that Emi pay back her debt...
[03:41:41 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: and watch out-- she might torch your Audi, too.
[03:41:56 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-J31347,_Berlin,_Ruinen_und_zerstörte_Autos.jpg Emilie: "Yeeeehawwww!"
[03:42:33 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Oh, so we have a TARDIS now, do we?
[03:43:03 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://autopixx.de/bilder/1L3JOKrC/audi-r8-ausgebrannt.jpg Emi. And another one."
[03:43:52 14/11/11] MP5 : Kara: That better not be Michele's...
[03:44:16 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.donaukurier.de/storage/scl/bilder/redaktion/polizeimeldungen/28092010_r8_geht_in_flammen_auf/1847370_m1t1w600q75v54251_IMG_1133-1.jpg "I'm happy that we made a contract with FN."
[03:47:08 14/11/11] John_234 : lolwat?
[03:47:27 14/11/11] MP5 : that *was* an R8
[03:47:53 14/11/11] MP5 : Kara: Sure, Michele and I use FN weaponry, but we don't use it to blow up supercars!
[03:48:25 14/11/11] John_234 : Blarg.
[03:48:37 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.metrosalvage.co.uk/ferrari crash.jpg "THose italian cars aren't really like everyone thinks."
[03:48:37 14/11/11] John_234 : An M249 would take several hours to destroy a car anyhow
[03:49:00 14/11/11] John_234 : So, if we can punish people for bringing up stuff all the time
[03:49:07 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.varbak.com/bilder/zerstört-bugatti-veyron-fotos-nb22025.jpg Emi. "That thing is ugly!"
[03:49:15 14/11/11] John_234 : Do I get murdered for gun talk, and can we kill schas for non-stop Emile talkj?
[03:50:11 14/11/11] MP5 : nah.
[03:50:32 14/11/11] MP5 : Kara: Some people obviously have no sense of taste.
[03:51:15 14/11/11] schaschanist : EMilie starts running around like a maniac and laughs mad. "HAHAHAHA, i told you. HAHAHAHAH I TOLD YOU!!!"
[03:52:02 14/11/11] John_234 : There
[03:52:06 14/11/11] John_234 : There's only one solution
[03:52:21 14/11/11] John_234 : So, MP5, tell me about the modifications to the villains' automobiles
[03:52:27 14/11/11] MP5 : And then Emilie gets tagged by a tramquilizer dart--fired by Etienne
[03:52:55 14/11/11] MP5 : John-- the villains drive their cars as they have them--usually as status symbols or quick things to get away in
[03:53:18 14/11/11] MP5 : in O'Hara's case, his is up-armored
[03:53:20 14/11/11] John_234 : No nitrous or james bond machine guns?
[03:53:34 14/11/11] MP5 : they don't think they'll need it
[03:53:41 14/11/11] schaschanist : Etienne hands the phone to Dr. B and he calls the Chief. "Err, Chief... I think the latest medication was definately not the solution... "
[03:53:45 14/11/11] MP5 : though it is likely they'l carry some sort of small arm inside
[03:53:45 14/11/11] John_234 : lol
[03:56:39 14/11/11] schaschanist : guys, with your permission i would want to open a thread about that little play ^_^
[03:56:59 14/11/11] schaschanist : or at least making a reply to another thread.
[03:58:07 14/11/11] MP5 : well, 'collaborative stories' is usually where that sort of thing goes
[03:58:18 14/11/11] MP5 : on the oither hand, you can log it in 'best of chatbox'
[03:59:00 14/11/11] schaschanist : why not both?
[04:01:22 14/11/11] MP5 : I would put it in chatbox thread, because that's where it occurred
[04:01:33 14/11/11] MP5 : whereas collaborative stories are usually thread-bsed
[04:01:35 14/11/11] MP5 : based*
[04:04:20 14/11/11] schaschanist : maybe cleaning it for a own thread: "When Cyborgs gone mad"
[04:04:25 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : wuz up?\
[04:04:45 14/11/11] schaschanist : or "Cyborg Madness"
[04:05:19 14/11/11] MP5 : not much, elfen
[04:05:33 14/11/11] MP5 : sweet little Emilie went berserk and started destroying people's cars
[04:06:09 14/11/11] MP5 : including Allison's Lancia
[04:06:18 14/11/11] MP5 : upshot is, Marisa is off the hook
[04:06:58 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.varbak.com/bilder/zerstört-bugatti-veyron-fotos-nb22025.jpg Emi: "And destroying ugly Bugattis!"
[04:07:21 14/11/11] MP5 : oh right, the Paganis' Veyron also took a beating
[04:07:44 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: You're up already? *shoots another tranquilizer into Emi's neck*
[04:08:35 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : lol
[04:09:11 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: as long as she does not touch my Porsche, I dont care
[04:09:43 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: She'll destroy that, too! She'll find a way!
[04:11:10 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: 1/2 of Italy shot up that car and no one penetrated it!
[04:12:03 14/11/11] John_234 : lol
[04:12:58 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Like I said. She'll find a way
[04:13:09 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: Fuck that! *takes out the Barret M107 and sites it on the bck of Emi's hed* Go ahead bitch make my day.
[04:13:26 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.morgenpost.de/multimedia/archive/00087/mim_porsche_3_2_BM_B_87407b.jpg Emi: Is it this one?"
[04:14:56 14/11/11] schaschanist : Etienne staring at Dr. Bianchi again: "For real, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????"
[04:17:53 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Francesca: That looks like Jose's Porsche.
[04:19:09 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Rachel- you know I replaced the DU Rounds with .50 glass marbles...
Rachel: Evil Even better!
[04:19:26 14/11/11] MP5 : ouch
[04:20:46 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: $50 says I can knock her barret off her head!
Triela: You're on! Claes, lend me $50! Claes: Go ask Hillshire for $50, you little trollop!
[04:22:06 14/11/11] schaschanist : EMilie running around and laughing "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" while she destroys several more expensive cars.
[04:23:03 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : (Fernando's Porsche looks like a piece of shit since its over 20 years old and haven't been washed since it last rained.)
[04:24:03 14/11/11] schaschanist : http://www.kurier-am-sonntag.de/cms/images/stories/kurier/august2011/porsche.jpg Emi: "MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
[04:24:44 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Would it be too much trouble to call in an airstrike on her? would it?
[04:26:03 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Claes: Who owns a 911?
Angie: I think that was Dr. Bianchi's car
[04:26:09 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: Francesca- Emi just set fire to your Alfa Romero!
Francesca (swiping the M107 from Rachel): GIMME THAT!
[04:26:26 14/11/11] schaschanist : Rico and Henrietta watching the scene while eating pocorn from a bowl as Rico asked: "What do think how it will end?"
[04:28:27 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : *Francesca takes aim and pulls the trigger*
*Emi's Barret flies of her head and has a burning sensation on the top right of her scalp* Francesca: DAMN IT, RACHEL, YOUR SITES ARE OFF!!!
[04:28:33 14/11/11] schaschanist : Chief Lorenzo left the building as he got hit by an flyingp piece of a Alf Romeo engine.
[04:30:03 14/11/11] schaschanist : Priscilla ran to the unconscious chief and checked him. "WHat the hell is up here outside?"
[04:30:24 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : )
[04:30:24 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : (lol- an Alfa's engine is quite large!(
[04:30:35 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : )
[04:31:48 14/11/11] schaschanist : Jean aimed and shot an elephant tranqualizer with his rifle at Emi. But it still has no effect
[04:32:22 14/11/11] MP5 : Brian: Your aim is shite, Croce!
[04:32:39 14/11/11] schaschanist : Etienne still looking angry to Dr. Bianchi. "Really, what the fucking hell have you done????2
[04:34:08 14/11/11] schaschanist : Dr. B meanwhile whiter as chalk. "I don't know....."
[04:39:10 14/11/11] schaschanist : some minutes late the meanwhile 35th dose of tranqualizer had an effect on Emi and she fell down to the ground.
[04:39:22 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: Finally.
[04:40:42 14/11/11] schaschanist : Claes: "Is it really over?"
[04:41:53 14/11/11] MP5 : Allison: I really hope so.
[04:42:37 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Rachel: You to can put away your Ghost Buster Uniforms.
[04:42:56 14/11/11] schaschanist : Chief Lorenzo meanwhile was awake and held his hand on a wound on the forehead: "Who's fault is this???"
[04:43:44 14/11/11] schaschanist : Dr. frightenly lifts his hands. "I think it's our's...." *sunk down*
[04:43:46 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: Could worse, Lorenzocould have been hit by Priscilla's Vespa!
[04:44:22 14/11/11] MP5 : Brian: Oh, that would be *really* bad... and *really* hilarious, too.
[04:44:44 14/11/11] schaschanist : Priscilla: "No, cannot be mine, Olga brought me to work today."
[04:48:48 14/11/11] schaschanist : Emi sat up on the ground, totally dazed and confused: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/349/d/1/mio_akiyama__drugged__by_asu_chan666-d34yktz.jpg
[04:51:44 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Francesca: Bitch- you burned my Alfa! Now you are going to pay!
Rachel: Oh sure, with her allowence, it will take about 57 years to pay for that car! And thats without 3.17% compounded interest!
[04:53:50 14/11/11] @ ElfenMagix : Fernando: That will be the third time that car would be rebuilt. I blame Bianchi. Besides, he gets a much bigger pay check!


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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Nachtsider on Thu 12 Jan 2012 - 0:53

[15:38:25] @ Nachtsider : Oh yeah, what happened in the manga recently?
[15:38:58] MP5 : well, the fight at the plant is over, but it looks like the SWA is suddenly being stabbed in the back as a whole.
[15:39:13] @ ElfenMagix : ...
[15:39:20] @ Nachtsider : How did the fight end, first of all?
[15:39:39] MP5 : since part of the plot in LP has to do with them being disavowed, this fits nicely
[15:40:02] @ ElfenMagix : ...
[15:40:35] MP5 : basically, Dante isn't going anywhere and his cronies are dead, but now the Section 2 folk are surrounded by Italian Military with orders to haul them in or kill them
[15:40:40] MP5 : I think more the latter
[15:41:02] @ Nachtsider : Wait, what?
[15:41:04] MP5 : Dante is still alive (though just barely)
[15:41:05] @ Nachtsider : Why? D:
[15:41:26] MP5 : I think it's a case of having outlived their usefulness
[15:41:47] MP5 : now that the government thinks they've won, they are going to erase the evidence
[15:41:58] MP5 : and they don't seem to be aware that Christiano is alive.
[15:42:41] MP5 : brb
[15:43:00] @ ElfenMagix : Christiano is a damn roach!
[15:43:10] @ Nachtsider : So now we know beyond the shadow of a doubt that Yu Aida has no understanding of the concept of counter terrorism
[15:43:42] @ ElfenMagix : so true.
[15:43:59] @ Nachtsider : It's like killing off all the navy seals now that bin laden is gone
[15:44:04] @ Nachtsider : that's fucking dumb, man
[15:44:28] @ boomer_gonz : Agreed.
[15:44:42] @ ElfenMagix : Agreed X2
[15:44:53] @ Nachtsider : Things like this are why I don't read GSG anymore
[15:45:38] @ ElfenMagix : For me, GsG ends in V11
[15:46:09] @ ElfenMagix : and maybe in V12, Triela gets Hillshire's pants off!
[15:46:43] @ ElfenMagix : ...then she does the laundry.
[15:46:54] @ Nachtsider : ... lol.
[15:47:00] @ Nachtsider : I was about to call Chris Hansen
[15:47:07] Godot : lol
[15:47:12] @ Nachtsider : Nice one

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 2 May 2012 - 21:56

Whoa, its been a while!
Not to make fun of Reymi004, but this came up today. Excuse the typos. Teaches me to look and reread before posting!

[21:38:07] Reymi004 : you think Triela is dead?

[21:38:30] MP5 : good chance of it, yes

[21:38:59] Reymi004 : I still have hope

[21:40:25] Reymi004 : Logis says she s dead, heart says keep hoping!

[21:40:29] Reymi004 : Logic*

[21:41:37] MP5 : and if not, well, there's always fanfiction

[21:41:48] Reymi004 : anyway

[21:41:54] Reymi004 : fan fiction is not offcial

[21:42:06] Reymi004 : brb men, have to eat

[21:42:41] @ ElfenMagix : E's not pinin'! She's passed on! This parrot is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet Her maker! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, She rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed her to Hillshire's leg she'd be pushing up the daisies! Her metabolic processes are now Hertory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off Her mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-CYBORG!!

[21:43:08] @ ElfenMagix : E's = She's

[21:44:21] @ ElfenMagix : parrot = cybotg.

[21:44:27] @ ElfenMagix : parrot = cyborg.

[21:45:18] MP5 : lol

[21:45:38] MP5 : Monty Blacker's Flying Circus.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Tommygunner70 on Sat 15 Sep 2012 - 8:08

*steps out of the shadows*

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Holy Status Achieved! HAHAHAHA!

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Officer_Charon on Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 15:41

This is not a laughing matter.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Triela on Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 15:50

That's not right. That's really creepy to just look that up and start talking to her about personal stuff. You kept pursuing the conversation when she was CLEARLY uncomfortable that you knew all this about her. Then you have the gaul to laugh at her discomfort and post it on here, like it's funny.

Not acceptable on this forum.

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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by ElfenMagix on Mon 1 Oct 2012 - 15:54

I do not find it funny either. I just deleted the post.

KuroNeko - this is a warning. Do not post personal information about anyone else on the chat or on a forum thread here. Even if that information maybe on some other website, it is not yours to go research and then post elsewhere.


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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by crazyidiot78 on Tue 2 Oct 2012 - 23:35

This little RP developed after Kuro and I read chapter 100. There are some spoilers for those of you who haven't read it yet. Some of it was funny, and some weird. If it doesn't measure up feel free to delete it.

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[21:37:53 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Having just read chapter 100 of the manga an odd little plot bunny is now stuck in my head. The idea is coming from the fact that according to the epilogue Speranza is a medical student at an incredibly young age and that some group is trying to break Dante out of prison. So my idea is that the group succeeds and Dante is freed and he begins a campaign of revenge against the few remaining people who know or where part of the old social welfare agency. Rachel is kept in the dark until Dante some how discovers that Speranza is the child of one of the cyborgs and Dante is on the way to finish the job. Of course now Speranza has to discover the real truth of her origins since there is no way that Rachel told her everything. Now Speranza won't have any special cyborg abilities besides being a super genius as indicated in the epilouge. The story would end with the awards ceremony where the documentary is the tell all behind the social welfare agency and Speranza perfecting civilian grade cybernetics to help e
[22:07:25 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : hey did anyone pick up that the mueller guy is from germnay like hillshire was
[22:08:04 02/10/12] KuroNeko : yes
[22:08:18 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : kinda full circle in a way
[22:08:18 02/10/12] KuroNeko : but i dunno where da hell di he came from...
[22:08:29 02/10/12] KuroNeko : and what's the connection from him to the story
[22:08:46 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : i dunno
[22:10:34 02/10/12] KuroNeko : maybe Mueller is a distant, or younger brother to Hilshire...
[22:10:46 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : ah interesting hadnt thought of that
[22:11:25 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : i thought more a moment of making him a deep cover plant from the group that freed dante but im not sure i like it your distant relative of hillshire is better
[22:11:53 02/10/12] KuroNeko : LOL, to think that he was the spy for Giacomo...
[22:11:59 02/10/12] KuroNeko : make sense
[22:14:40 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : now who could pandora be
[22:14:52 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : do you think JEan might have pulled a hillshire on rico?
[22:16:10 02/10/12] taerkitty : I think Rico is too young.
[22:16:11 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : i mean do you think he might have done something similar with rico?
[22:16:27 02/10/12] taerkitty : Harvest eggs, etc.
[22:16:30 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : well we dont know how long she lasted after chapter 99
[22:17:14 02/10/12] KuroNeko : based on Jean Reaction, maybe pandora is rico...since he stared rico's picture after the SWA agent mentioned about Pandora
[22:18:28 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : now adult rico- so your Triela's little sprog
[22:18:41 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : speranza- hu triela???
[22:19:02 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Speranza: who is she, Mom?
[22:19:28 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: huh, this girl, *looking at triela's photo* this is your real mother
[22:19:35 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Speranza: WTF?
[22:19:55 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Roberta- its complicated
[22:20:12 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Speranza: make it simple!
[22:20:13 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- how about medically impossible
[22:21:29 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : adult rico- Triela was a girl turned into a cyborg by the italian government and her handler removed her eggs so you could be born before they died on the final mission
[22:21:33 02/10/12] KuroNeko : LOL
[22:21:40 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- ?????????? faints
[22:21:51 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Roberta- not helping rico
[22:21:58 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : adult rico- what i made it simple
[22:22:12 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: you making it worse
[22:22:32 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : adult rico- yeah jean says that to sometimes
[22:22:48 02/10/12] KuroNeko : ROberta: oh god *facepalm*
[22:23:09 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : speranza- why are you here now
[22:23:38 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Adult Rico: i'm here to protect you *grin*
[22:24:14 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : speranza- from who and why does he want me
[22:24:48 02/10/12] taerkitty : Speranza - From what?
[22:25:15 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : speranza- it’s not mulleur is it
[22:25:57 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Adult Rico: it seems the person that responsible in your father's death is back... *smiled to Speranza*
[22:26:30 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : ROberta- knew i should have went for the death penality for that bastard
[22:27:15 02/10/12] KuroNeko : LOL
[22:30:52 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- so what do we do now- do i go into hiding or something
[22:31:45 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Adult Rico: act like normal *Rico quickly make her usual idiot smile*
[22:33:18 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- act like normal what if they get me in class or something
[22:33:37 02/10/12] KuroNeko : LOL
[22:34:01 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Adult Rico: then, i'll be your teacher in-disguise in the school
[22:34:05 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Adult rico- well you just got a new transfer student
[22:35:09 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- what do you know about recombinant genetics, genome therapy, nanite therapy, or bio organic cybernetics
[22:35:31 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : adult rico- ????????? was that italian .......... oh wait is that food
[22:35:43 02/10/12] KuroNeko : LOL
[22:36:02 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : roberta- jean you idiot
[22:36:27 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- um no ....
[22:37:04 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Adult rico- oh wait jean said you were some kind of super genious like claes ....... I promise ill be good just dont take my comics
[22:38:51 02/10/12] KuroNeko : LAWL
[22:39:09 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : since we dont know what happened to claes
[22:39:38 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : another woman walks up to rico and smacks her in the head- i told you not to run ahead
[22:39:57 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : rico- oooohhhh dam it claes did you have to hit me so hard
[22:40:08 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- yes you #$#% idiot
[22:40:16 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : speranza- mom what does #$%# mean
[22:40:29 02/10/12] KuroNeko : oh god....
[22:42:45 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Roberta- wear did you learn to ... wait .... lets just say its the legacy of a mispent youth and speranza you'll learn that when your older
[22:43:03 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- nuts .... i'll just have to ask mueller later...
[22:43:34 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: you can't
[22:43:51 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza why not
[22:43:59 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- who is mueller
[22:45:09 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: he's my ex----
[22:45:35 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Rico- but i thought Hillshire was your ex
[22:46:15 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- argh stupid young body why dont i have boobs
[22:46:36 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- laughing hard- that proves it you really are triela's daughter
[22:47:27 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: he's my ex---after your father died...in a horrible accident.......
[22:48:13 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: *whispering to Rico* let's keep the secret to ourself Rico....
[22:48:30 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- oh.... well i'll give mueller a kick in the nuts once our project is done
[22:49:20 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: you better be...
[22:50:12 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Rico- yeah i'll show you my patented nut buster
[22:51:25 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- hey i know how to defend myself darn it im not a little kid
[22:51:26 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberto: hey rico, where's Jean?
[22:52:55 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Rico- he's still at the agency.. he would have come himself but ..... (the girl that was the friend of enrica) wont let him out of her sight.... their having twins
[22:53:26 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: enrica?
[22:54:33 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Adult Rico:
[22:55:46 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- yeah it surprised me to but what ever works you know
[22:55:30 02/10/12] KuroNeko : LOL
[22:58:44 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Aperanza- so um what was my biological mom like
[22:58:50 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: Speranza, if you can give Mueller a single....
[22:59:41 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta:......like a....
[23:00:39 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- i'll handle it
[23:00:51 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Rico- she wants him scared not in pieces
[23:02:16 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta:
[23:02:21 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- enough about my moms love liffe i already no know about that than id ever want now what can you tell me about my biological mother
[23:03:48 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta:
[23:04:01 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : lol
[23:04:30 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- a major pain in my ass and the best friend i ever had- as a tear runs down her cheek
[23:06:36 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Rico: are you okay cles?
[23:06:40 02/10/12] KuroNeko : *claes
[23:08:10 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- ill be fine, its just you look so much like her
[23:08:26 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- really?
[23:09:35 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Claes: Like who?
[23:10:41 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Rico- yeah we just need to grow your hair out and put it in pigtails
[23:11:26 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Claes: damn you rico for making me remember her....
[23:11:30 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- not a a chance in hell do you know how nasty it was when it fell in during gross anatomy lab ugh i am never letting my hair grow long again

[23:12:51 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- hahahahahahaha-
[23:13:02 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- what?????
[23:13:32 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : triela- was fanatical about keeping her hair long and was the dorm hair dresser
[23:13:41 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Rico: there we go again...
[23:14:04 02/10/12] KuroNeko : Roberta: ugh... what have the agency did to you girls *facepalming*
[23:15:26 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Speranza- yeah your nuttier than some of those crazy sority girls that wanted me to pledge their soroity
[23:15:36 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- you really dont want to know
[23:16:18 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Roberta- some girls did what!!!! just wait till i talk to the dean!!!! .....$$%^$^%$^#
[23:18:12 02/10/12] KuroNeko : lol
[23:18:52 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : speranza- and this is why i dont tell you these things
[23:20:26 02/10/12] KuroNeko : even more LOLer!
[23:21:22 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Rico- hehehe mother like daughter- hey claes remember when we used to sneak out to that highway stop for snacks
[23:21:53 02/10/12] crazyidiot78 : Claes- dont remind me
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Re: Best of Chatbox

Post by Kurosaka "Ery" Erika on Sun 4 Nov 2012 - 19:54

[07:35:00] @ ElfenMagix : SPAM Email: Meet cute nice Christian single girls in your area..

What? No Homely Muslim Moo Cows? Damn.
[07:36:07] KuroNeko : Elfen, touche............
[07:36:18] MP5 has been disconnected on Mon 5 Nov 2012 - 7:36 (session timeout)
[07:37:02] @ ElfenMagix : no offense to Muslims in this room
[07:37:09] @ ElfenMagix : and the chat froze again! Damn You!
[07:39:15] KuroNeko : lol
[07:39:46] Hondo Sackett : lol
[07:39:57] Hondo Sackett : least you get those
[07:40:22] Hondo Sackett : I get the big black girls, or senior dating ones
[07:40:53] @ ElfenMagix : brb
[07:40:58] KuroNeko : if this was what i read: Meet cute nice Christian single girls in your area.. what i think is Meet ugly bad atheist plural women\
[07:41:01] KuroNeko : Razz
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[07:41:11] @ ElfenMagix : lol
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