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Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 14 Aug 2010 - 15:12

Watching Asobi ni Iku Yo!, I see it stays true to the "classic" Harem Trope of the hapless teen guy who is suddenly surrounded by women who think he's a pervert because he's not constantly being proactive about ensuring that he's not looking when they inadvertently expose themselves to him.

Now that the Social Welfare Agency, having previously been all girls, suddenly now has some guys (Jay, Kit, etc.), one wonders if they, like Kio Kakazu, will find themselves on the receiving end of automatic weapons fire because the girls, used to just prancing around the Cyborg Warehouse in various states of undress, now suddenly have boys their age present?



Kara walks up the stairs from the first floor showers after a strenuous two hours of practicing various Japanese sword arts under the hot summer sun. She'd removed her pleated hakama trousers and wore her kendo-gi loosely tied at the waist, the top and bottom hanging open, exposing her undergarments.

As she reaches the third floor, she turns the corner to find Jay Valentine coming her way, after having left Allison and Petrushka's room from a study session. He sees Kara and a natural smile of greeting starts to spread across his face, until his brain registers what his eyes are reporting.

Kara, for her part, cocks her head 45° in the classic "cute Japanese girl confused look" motion until her brain registers that she's mostly unclothed and then mis-registers his smile of greeting as a leer.

"Hentai!" she yells, immediately drawing her katana from the sheath in a perfect motion that would have brought tears to her iaidō sensei's eyes if he'd been present to see it.

"Wait! Kara! It's not what you think! I didn't look! I swear!"

Kara advances towards him, her bare feet slapping on the hard wood.

"Ack!" Jay yells, and starts pounding back down the hall for the back staircase.

The racket he makes causes Allison and Petrushka to open the door just in time to see a distressed Jay tear past, followed shortly thereafter by Kara looking like a half-demon and screaming "Kaze no Kizu!" at the top of her lungs as her pantsu flash from underneath her kendo-gi.

Allison: WTF?

Petrushka: Mio Says Wut?


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Post by Jacen Starslayer on Sat 14 Aug 2010 - 15:53

lol.

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Post by Good ol Boy on Sun 15 Aug 2010 - 20:16

Oh I can foresee all sorts of trouble ahead. I'm sure my character Kit is going to be on the receiving end of many such situations, being perpetually stuck in that awkward "just now noticing girls" stage and having roughly the self-esteem of a caterpillar.


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Post by Jacen Starslayer on Sun 15 Aug 2010 - 20:28

Ouch and I thought that Jay was awkward around girls.

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Post by Good ol Boy on Sun 15 Aug 2010 - 20:36

Well, the kid's led a very sheltered life. Sure, he once shot it out in a warehouse with a Colombian drug cartel, but put him in a room with Dusty or any of the girls roughly his own age or older... and amusing awkwardness ensues. Granted, Dusty intentionally tries to make it even more awkward than normal, but that's just her twisted sense of humor.
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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 15 Aug 2010 - 23:43

Good ol Boy wrote: Granted, Dusty intentionally tries to make it even more awkward than normal, but that's just her twisted sense of humor.
Dusty: Hey, Kit! Come on in here...we need a male opinion on some things!

Kara: (whispering) Are you sure this is a good idea? It seems kinda mean.

Dusty: Yes...but also hilarious, just play along.

Kit: Umm, yeah Dusty...what can I help with?

Dusty: Kara, Petra, Allison & I need some help picking out which bikini's to wear on our weekend-off in San Remo. We need you to tell us which ones are your favorite.

Petrushka: ...and we each have, like, a dozen to model for you, so get comfortable.

Kit: *thump*

Allison: Oh my god! You killed him!

Dusty: Nah...he's just passed out. Now everyone crowd around him so he wakes up with 8 boobs in his face!


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Post by Jacen Starslayer on Sun 15 Aug 2010 - 23:59

Jay: Kit's down. Someone fetch me a sulfur capsule.

Rico: Here Jay. [hands him a sulfur capsule]

Kit: [wakes up to the smell of sulfur] What's that smell? Where am I?

Jay: You passed out in the girls' room.

Stefano: So how was it?

Kit: I don't remember.

Stefano: That sucks...all those boobs and you pass out. If it were me...

Jay: I'd rather not have that image in my head...

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Mon 16 Aug 2010 - 0:16

Jacen Starslayer wrote:Jay: Kit's down. Someone fetch me a sulfur capsule.

Rico: Here Jay. [hands him a sulfur capsule]

It's sad that Rico is considered an honorary boy. The clothing and hair-cut are not her fault.

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Post by Good ol Boy on Mon 16 Aug 2010 - 0:58

Kit: Eyes go wide and his cheeks goes red "There were boobs?"
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Post by Jacen Starslayer on Mon 16 Aug 2010 - 1:52

Professor Voodoo wrote:
Jacen Starslayer wrote:Jay: Kit's down. Someone fetch me a sulfur capsule.

Rico: Here Jay. [hands him a sulfur capsule]

It's sad that Rico is considered an honorary boy. The clothing and hair-cut are not her fault.

Honestly, I was referring to her as Jay's sidekick/stalker.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Mon 16 Aug 2010 - 20:00

Jacen Starslayer wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:
Jacen Starslayer wrote:Jay: Kit's down. Someone fetch me a sulfur capsule.

Rico: Here Jay. [hands him a sulfur capsule]

It's sad that Rico is considered an honorary boy. The clothing and hair-cut are not her fault.

Honestly, I was referring to her as Jay's sidekick/stalker.
That's actually a pretty witty use of her. Jay is an older male...he might satisfy some of the attention cravings she has that are aren't being met by Jean.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 16 Aug 2010 - 20:20

Jacen Starslayer wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:It's sad that Rico is considered an honorary boy. The clothing and hair-cut are not her fault.

Honestly, I was referring to her as Jay's sidekick/stalker.

Actually I think both idea work pretty well.

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