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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 16 Jan 2013 - 15:21

Cool, but I'd still take the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle:


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Post by Alfisti on Wed 16 Jan 2013 - 17:09

@Kiskaloo wrote:Cool, but I'd still take the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle:

Because it comes with pretty MPs? Razz

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Post by Officer_Charon on Wed 16 Jan 2013 - 18:54

Damned right! And it can make a drive to Czechoslovakia like going to Wisconsin!

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Post by John_234 on Thu 17 Jan 2013 - 18:47

D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!

Also, some quick google tells me: "The Micro Bus in question is a 1962 23 window VW Samba micro bus with a Porsche 912 engine and painted in Magpul Black and red with all VW logosreplaced with Magpul logos in the same style."

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Post by Alfisti on Fri 18 Jan 2013 - 4:29

@John_234 wrote:D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!
You... haven't seen the movie "Stripes" have you...

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Post by John_234 on Fri 18 Jan 2013 - 4:31

@Alfisti wrote:
@John_234 wrote:D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!
You... haven't seen the movie "Stripes" have you...

Nope.

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Post by Alfisti on Fri 18 Jan 2013 - 4:41

@John_234 wrote:
@Alfisti wrote:
@John_234 wrote:D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!
You... haven't seen the movie "Stripes" have you...

Nope.
Didn't think so. Watch it, you'll understand what we're talking about. "Stripes", 1981, Bill Murray.

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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 18:33

@Three Dog wrote:
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Allison: Makes perfect sense to me. That's really the only two speeds you need.

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Post by Alfisti on Wed 22 May 2013 - 7:52

MP5...


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Post by Professor Voodoo on Wed 22 May 2013 - 19:19

@Alfisti wrote:MP5...

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Post by MP5 on Wed 22 May 2013 - 21:50

Allison: *looking at her MazdaSpeed MX-5* I knew I loved having one of these for a reason.

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Post by MP5 on Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 11:06

For any handlers and/or Cyborgs considering buying a classic, Jason Torchinsky of Jalopnik once again delivers a clever flowchart to help you decide which car you should buy:



Proper full-size here.

Also, have a look at the other flowcharts:

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Post by Alfisti on Mon 2 Sep 2013 - 6:16

I'll just leave this here...


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Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 2 Sep 2013 - 6:26

India...

...nuff said.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 2 Sep 2013 - 15:30

Allison is not going to like this...

EU plans to fit all cars with speed limiters

All cars could be fitted with devices that stop them going over 70mph, under new EU road safety measures which aim to cut deaths from road accidents by a third.

Under the proposals new cars would be fitted with cameras that could read road speed limit signs and automatically apply the brakes when this is exceeded.

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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Mon 2 Sep 2013 - 16:45

@Kiskaloo wrote:Allison is not going to like this...

EU plans to fit all cars with speed limiters

All cars could be fitted with devices that stop them going over 70mph, under new EU road safety measures which aim to cut deaths from road accidents by a third.

Under the proposals new cars would be fitted with cameras that could read road speed limit signs and automatically apply the brakes when this is exceeded.
Jim: *holding a pitchfork and torch* This is an outrage!! Send the people who dare invented that straight to the depths of Hell!! Let them burn from their sins for the Petrolheads!

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Post by MP5 on Mon 2 Sep 2013 - 19:46

@Kiskaloo wrote:Allison is not going to like this...

EU plans to fit all cars with speed limiters

All cars could be fitted with devices that stop them going over 70mph, under new EU road safety measures which aim to cut deaths from road accidents by a third.

Under the proposals new cars would be fitted with cameras that could read road speed limit signs and automatically apply the brakes when this is exceeded.
Allison: This makes Germany a moot point then, doesn't it?

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Post by Awinnell on Tue 3 Sep 2013 - 6:52

@MP5 wrote:
@Kiskaloo wrote:Allison is not going to like this...

EU plans to fit all cars with speed limiters

All cars could be fitted with devices that stop them going over 70mph, under new EU road safety measures which aim to cut deaths from road accidents by a third.

Under the proposals new cars would be fitted with cameras that could read road speed limit signs and automatically apply the brakes when this is exceeded.
Allison: This makes Germany a moot point then, doesn't it?
can't do it anyway, it would require them to make speed limits the same all across Europe and that is currently under the control of each member state who would resist any attempt to take control over their policies and it would have to go to a referendum in each country where it would die rather quickly

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Post by Alfisti on Tue 3 Sep 2013 - 8:00

@Kiskaloo wrote:Allison is not going to like this...

EU plans to fit all cars with speed limiters

All cars could be fitted with devices that stop them going over 70mph, under new EU road safety measures which aim to cut deaths from road accidents by a third.

Under the proposals new cars would be fitted with cameras that could read road speed limit signs and automatically apply the brakes when this is exceeded.
Well, it might save a few speed related deaths, but I reckon the number of head-ons would go up.

Seriously: how are you supposed to overtake safely (among other things) if you can't get above the posted speed limit?

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Post by MP5 on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 22:48



*Allison comes barreling into the Q-branch workshop*

Allison: Guys! *huff, pant* Do- *huff* do we still have Priscilla's Vespa?

Fiona: Yeah, we're just taking off the jet engines. She said she didn't want to ride a supersonic scooter.

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Priscilla: Oh, my good old Vespa! So nice to have you back and away from the hands of Q-branch! Now then, let's ride home like we always did.

*Priscilla starts her Vespa, buckles the chinstrap of her helmet, and then goes for the throttle, twisting, but getting not much power*

Priscilla: Weird. Maybe if I give it a little more gas--

*She twists the throttle harder, and the recently-installed turbocharger spools, sending Priscilla and the Vespa rocketing down the road*

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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 22:51

Jim: I knew it. I so knew it. (brings in a box of new cylinder heads) They should have mechanically tuned the engine!

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Post by Alfisti on Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 4:55

Ferro: Due to budgetary constraints, fratelli will be issued petrol-less vehicles that come in kit form... Some assembly is required.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 10:17

@Alfisti wrote:Ferro: Due to budgetary constraints, fratelli will be issued petrol-less vehicles that come in kit form... Some assembly is required.

Kara: "How hard can it be?"


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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 12:40

Jim: I have my doubts on its durability. Razz Oh, well. (starts building)

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 5 Jan 2014 - 11:58

Jean: You cyborgs have been acting entirely too cocky in recent weeks.  You seem to be forgetting that you can be replaced.

Triela: Replaced?  Yeah right.  By whom?



Marisa: Seriously?

Elio: Hmmm, I kind of like this idea. My current cyborg partner has never brought me my slippers at the end of a long day.

Kara: EWWWWW!  Gross, gross, gross!  It left slobber all over the butt-stock!

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Post by Kiskaloo on Sun 5 Jan 2014 - 14:16

I'm guessing Lorenzo's dalmatian was the prototype?

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Post by taerKitty on Sun 5 Jan 2014 - 15:12

I swear, this thread has gone to the dogs.

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Post by tremec6speed on Sun 5 Jan 2014 - 20:52

Doggy agent: "Ruff!"
*bulls eye every time*
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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Sun 5 Jan 2014 - 20:55

@tremec6speed wrote:Doggy agent: "Ruff!"
*bulls eye every time*
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Jim:  Guh? You're kidding me!

Jamiebel: Guh? What the hell?!

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Post by Thescarredman on Sun 5 Jan 2014 - 22:08

Not to be outdone...
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Post by Alfisti on Mon 6 Jan 2014 - 3:29

Monty: Well it at least has to be more obedient than the current crop; probably smarter too.

@topgearbrzgt86 wrote:Jim:   You're kidding me!

Jamiebel:  What the hell?!

Davina:   How a dog can aim that well beats me. 
Who says it's a dog in there? For all we know, the medicos could have been watching Full Metal Alchemist  Incoming!

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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Mon 6 Jan 2014 - 3:42

@Alfisti wrote:Monty: Well it at least has to be more obedient than the current crop; probably smarter too.

@topgearbrzgt86 wrote:Jim:   You're kidding me!

Jamiebel:  What the hell?!

Davina:   How a dog can aim that well beats me. 
Who says it's a dog in there? For all we know, the medicos could have been watching Full Metal Alchemist  Incoming!
Monty, are you insinuating a fight? Because I think what I'm hearing is pretty aggravating right now.

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Post by Alfisti on Tue 7 Jan 2014 - 4:43

Monty's never looking for a fight, that would require her to consider the rest of the world worth the time/effort of having a fight with. Obvious exception to the rule being where "having a fight/argument" comes under the heading of "part of her job".

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Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 7 Jan 2014 - 13:34

@Alfisti wrote:Monty's never looking for a fight, that would require her to consider the rest of the world worth the time/effort of having a fight with. Obvious exception to the rule being where "having a fight/argument" comes under the heading of "part of her job".

At which point Jethro was clearly not doing his job by getting her in that circumstance in the first place. Razz

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Post by Kiskaloo on Fri 10 Jan 2014 - 22:26

Ferro: "Effective immediately, iPod Touches are now allowed in the dorms."

Kara: "There has to be a catch..."

Spoiler:

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Post by boomer_gonz on Sat 11 Jan 2014 - 17:07

Crystal: As if you lot would cry about somat. You all use that bubble-gum bollocks anyways.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 12 Jan 2014 - 1:52

@Kiskaloo wrote:Ferro: "Effective immediately, iPod Touches are now allowed in the dorms."

Kara: "There has to be a catch..."

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It wouldn't be the first time a government agency paid $200 for a toothbrush...it won't be the last.

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Post by Alfisti on Thu 30 Jan 2014 - 3:24

Lorenzo: Unfortunately, due to budget constraints, we've had to cut back on-mission catering.



Jethro: I'm not entirely certain that's the best idea for flying under the radar...

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Post by Alfisti on Mon 3 Feb 2014 - 3:23

Not so much a bad idea, but here's a quick and practical lesson in why Jethro+Monty carry a snatch strap and winch (hand variety).


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Post by PolosElite23 on Sat 15 Feb 2014 - 15:48

Section two agent: *staring at an empty bike rack* Where the hell did my bike go?  Puzzled 


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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 22 Apr 2014 - 22:07

With Kara's credit card bill getting out of control Michele finally put his foot down and demanded that his girl get a job so she'd learn the value of a Euro.


Michele: (facepalm) I really don't think you're understanding the point of this exercise.

Kara: *gasp* Are you implying that I should deliver pizzas in a Lexus?


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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 22 Apr 2014 - 22:33

Brilliant!

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Alfisti on Wed 23 Apr 2014 - 6:05

Is that Michele's car of the Chief's?

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Wed 23 Apr 2014 - 10:10

@Professor Voodoo wrote:With Kara's credit card bill getting out of control Michele finally put his foot down and demanded that his girl get a job so she'd lean the value of a Euro.


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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Alfisti on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 2:24

@Professor Voodoo wrote:With Kara's credit card bill getting out of control Michele finally put his foot down and demanded that his girl get a job so she'd learn the value of a Euro.


Michele: (facepalm) I really don't think you're understanding the point of this exercise.

Kara: *gasp* Are you implying that I should deliver pizzas in a Lexus?
Raych: Danilo has a Lexus... maybe Mr. Pagani would like to borrow that?

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by taerKitty on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 8:58

Claes: It has poor handling, and a very confusing dashboard.  All that armour, you know.  Besides all those data screens can distract an ordinary driver, much less Kara.

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Kiskaloo on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 17:36

After being admonished for using Director Lorenzo's Maserati Quattroporte for delivering pizza, Kara limited herself to Michele's stable.

In addition to delivering pizza, she also took up a job delivering for the local home improvement chain...


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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 17:48

@Kiskaloo wrote:After being admonished for using Director Lorenzo's Maserati Quattroporte for delivering pizza, Kara limited herself to Michele's stable.

In addition to delivering pizza, she also took up a job delivering for the local home improvement chain...

Jim: (facepalms) I know you're trying to learn the value of a euro, Kara, but really? Using an FF for home improvement chains? I am pretty disappointed. NO

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Kiskaloo on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 17:59

Kara: "Have you seen his garage? Most of his cars have cargo capacities measured in milliliters so it's not like I have a lot of choice. Since I couldn't use Mr. Lauro's Discovery or Mr. Blacker's allroad, it was either this or the DB9 and I just can't do that to an Aston."

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 18:09

Jim: I know, but doing this to a Ferrari seems...I dunno, wrong? Well, wrong to me, anyway. Ferrari themselves did say that the FF was to transport skis and whatnot to alpine resorts, not delivering wood - in fact, no Ferrari can do that, like you said, but that's beside the point - at least get something more sensible or work focused!

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Kiskaloo on Sat 3 May 2014 - 12:07



Kara (in a prim, British Royal Voice): "We are not amused..."

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Sat 3 May 2014 - 12:13

@Kiskaloo wrote:

Kara (in a prim, British Royal Voice): "We are not amused..."

Jamiebel: Oh, you prim and proper Europeans. Razz I kinda like an anime Alfa. XD

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Alfisti on Sat 3 May 2014 - 19:35

@Kiskaloo wrote:

Kara (in a prim, British Royal Voice): "We are not amused..."
Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope...

Actually, not the most offensive I've ever seen: that prize goes to the 105 series GTV someone had done this too.

Usually I can live with the Itasha thing, but there are limits.

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Re: Bad Ideas

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by taerKitty on Sun 4 May 2014 - 9:53

Well, Lamborghini was a tractor maker before Ferrari told him to go stuff himself.

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 13 May 2014 - 13:46

Rolls-Royce SUV to launch in 2017

Kara: "Is nothing sacred? First Maserati. Then Bentley. Now Rolls-Royce! Who's next? Lotus?!"

Laine: "*cough* Lotus APX *cough*

Kara: ...ugh.

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Tue 13 May 2014 - 15:34

@Kiskaloo wrote:Rolls-Royce SUV to launch in 2017

Kara: "Is nothing sacred? First Maserati. Then Bentley. Now Rolls-Royce! Who's next? Lotus?!"

Laine: "*cough* Lotus APX *cough*

Kara: ...ugh.

Claes: "Lamborghini is making an SUV. Maybe Ferrari will try one, too."

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Jim: I honestly doubt Ferrari will bother making SUVs. Remember their "Sell less, earn more" plan? Exactly. Razz And the APX didn't really go on sale, it was more a concept.  NO God knows what Allison would think if she found out about the APX.

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by Alfisti on Wed 14 May 2014 - 4:26

To be fair, Lamborghini once made an SUV before... and it was kind of epic.

Though, admittedly, probably better for being utter madness at the time, rather than sound marketing.

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Re: Bad Ideas

Post by PolosElite23 on Wed 11 Jun 2014 - 10:04

*Triela and Rico sprint out of a Padanian Safehouse, a case held firmly in Rico's hand*

Triela: Where is our extraction!

Rico: I don't know, where is-

Q Branch Member: Hop in!



Triela:  Guh? 

Rico: Yeah! This looks cool!

*Padania run outside as the two get in*

Triela: OHHHH MMMYYYY GOOOODDDDDDD!!!!! 

*woosh*

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