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Cyborg Retirement

Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 19 Jan 2011 - 1:03

Francesca still believes that when she retires from the SWA, she can become that person who goes to hospital nurseries and collect baby oil from all the babies they have.

Francesca: Its a real delicate job!
*squeezes baby gently*
Baby: EEP!

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Wed 19 Jan 2011 - 1:22

Rico: Try turning it upside down and shaking it.

Marisa: You're doing it wrong, Francesca. Everybody knows you have to drill into babies to get their oil!

Rachel: Arrrggghhh! These things won't stop crying! I'm getting a headache.

Henrietta: Give them your gun to play with...maybe that will work.


If the SWA is ever taken out of its combat role I think it would be safe to rule out ever using the cyborgs as a babysitting service.

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Post by Robert Frazer on Wed 19 Jan 2011 - 13:05

Mum: Bye-bye now, be good!

Two horrid brats turn away from the door, towards their babysitter, and smile evilly.

The babysitter smiles back

Agapita: Before you start, you should know that my mentor was a career officer in the Army, and as a uniformed representative of the State he was consequently bound by the Geneva Convention. That means that he had to develop eighteen different procedures of bloodless and markless interrogation which allowed him to agonise and torture intelligence out of enemies without obnoxious and self-important windbag journalists catching the slightest hint of a scandal for their wretched newspapers. *Cracks knuckles*. Are we all singing from the same hymn sheet?

The two vile spawn turn pale and nod vigorously.

Agapita: There's dutiful and graceful children worthy of the young Christ himself. Now, Alain will do the dishes while Clarissa does the vacuuming, OK?


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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by crazyidiot78 on Wed 19 Jan 2011 - 20:25

LOL nice one Robert ROTFL
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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 19 Jan 2011 - 20:43

@Professor Voodoo wrote:Rico: Try turning it upside down and shaking it.

Marisa: You're doing it wrong, Francesca. Everybody knows you have to drill into babies to get their oil!

Rachel: Arrrggghhh! These things won't stop crying! I'm getting a headache.

Henrietta: Give them your gun to play with...maybe that will work.


If the SWA is ever taken out of its combat role I think it would be safe to rule out ever using the cyborgs as a babysitting service.
Fernando (feeding a tiny baby girl with a tiny bottle on his lap): Francesca, you ask the nursery nurses for the buckets of oil they collect from the babies every night. You are not supposed to squeeze the babies yourself for the oil!

*checking on the baby's bottle*

Fernando: Rachel, this one reminds me of you...

Rachel: But they wont stop crying!

Fernando: Be glad its not mink oil from freshly squeezed minks! They do bite if you squeeze them wrong!

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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by MP5 on Wed 19 Jan 2011 - 21:36

I can somehow see Allison driving a 'Ring Taxi' as her dream day job (assuming those morons trying to turn the place into an amusement park haven't ruined it all), getting into vigorous friendly competition with Sabine Schmitz.

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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by Nachtsider on Wed 19 Jan 2011 - 22:56

Cyborgs being peacefully put out to pasture? This is madness.








































































































































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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by MP5 on Thu 20 Jan 2011 - 0:03

we had something like this for 'Idyllic Lives', but this is just another way of looking at it.

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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by tremec6speed on Thu 20 Jan 2011 - 23:52

Well, Sal couldn't care less what would happen to Helen that's for sure, but if Vinson doesn't die as I wrote in my fanfic story, then he'd adopt her and they'd live happily ever after.
By the way, maybe a Japanese person who can speak English might discover our GSG fan club because as I looked for more info on Yutaka Aida using a Japanese search engine: http://websearch.rakuten.co.jp
( I typed 'Yutaka Aida' )
I ended up finding my own profile from our cool fan club in the the second page!
(that happened as of Jan/2011, I guess that might change as time goes on)


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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by Danjo3 on Fri 21 Jan 2011 - 2:26

After the SWA, poor little Britney is going to be doomed the bleak and desperate existence of a billionaire heiress. Doesn’t that just break your heart? Cry

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Post by Storm on Sun 23 Jan 2011 - 3:38

Aileen and May will likely move with their handlers to another country and open a grill or knowing May will want to open a cafe or a cake shop.

As for Markus he'll probably be in service a loong time. Should he live through it all he'll likely live with Alexander and they'll sell his weapons.
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Post by Schaschanist on Sun 23 Jan 2011 - 12:13

Hmm,
I think Etienne and Emilie would be, what they always want to be:
Father and Daugther.

Just living in perfect harmony together, spending holidays in Belgium and that kind of stuff.
Maybe Etienne is working as a martial arts coach and Emilie is giving piano lessons.

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Re: Cyborg Retirement

Post by Alfisti on Mon 24 Jan 2011 - 9:28

As I think I said over in the "Idyllic Lives" thread... the chances of Jethro and Monty settling down to a quiet, peaceful, civillian life are pretty much nil. Give them six weeks and they'll be climbing the walls. Jethro's already tried it once and failed miserably and somehow, at the end of the day, I don't think Monty's going to be a moderating influence on him in that respect.

It wouldn't take long for them to be off finding/causing trouble on one side of the law or the other (or in the fantasically large grey area inbetween) and generally getting... In Harm's Way.

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Post by maverick375 on Mon 24 Jan 2011 - 9:58

Jamie would probably go on to become a mid-level musician, playing coffee shops and what not. That or into fire/EMT work.

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Jamie: "But I can lift the litter by myself, fully loaded. See?" ::hoists litter with fat lady on it with one hand::
Boss: ::sighs, not wanting to explain the point again::

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Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 24 Jan 2011 - 10:53

@maverick375 wrote:Jamie would probably go on to become a mid-level musician, playing coffee shops and what not. That or into fire/EMT work.

Boss: "Regulations say that we need at least three people per EMS van. One driver and two techs for the litter."
Jamie: "But I can lift the litter by myself, fully loaded. See?" ::hoists litter with fat lady on it with one hand::
Boss: ::sighs, not wanting to explain the point again::

Health & Safety is definitely going to have problems with her... Wink

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Post by Guest on Tue 25 Jan 2011 - 0:41

I let Matilda quit SWA. But she is still cyborg. So I'm going for independent.

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Post by sage44 on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 19:09

If Michel gets to retire * and get to be atleast old enought to become a teacher, if she is lucky * she would teach a gym class.

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