If you were a handler and your cyborg fell in love with you, how the he'll would you handle it?

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 23:03

Personally this interests me alot because it deals with the boundries of love. (although it sounds corny) Me personally I am dumbfounded.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 23:10

I suppose it depends on how old the cyborg is.

I'm 41. If my cyborg was 11, I'd feel differant about her beng in love with me than if she was 21, but then it is probable that an 11-year-old cyborg's love would be different than a 21-year-old cyborg's love.

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 23:12

Hmm Im sorry I should have clarified more of the Alessandro Petra relationship so I gues whatever age your comfortable with

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Post by Ggultra2764 on Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 23:21

Or the Triela-Hilshire relationship. Razz

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 23:22

Triela and hillshire is a tad complicated.......

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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 23:25

Well Chiaku Kudou, the physical model for my OC, Kara, just turned 20 yesterday and I'd be okay if she was in love with me. sweat

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Wed 26 Jan 2011 - 23:28

No shame in that my good sir! No shame at all. Thanks for the input

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:28

I'll tell her I love her, too, but not in that way. For I only go for girls with curves.

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:33

Hahaha agreed, but what if she was on par with you ge wise

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:35

No cyborg would be that old.

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:37

Well no there would be but what if?

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:38

Sorry I meant would not, navigating on the iPhone is terrible

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:40

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Post by KEN_giovanni on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:45

I see;) well thanks for the input

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Post by tremec6speed on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:51

I'd reveal the truth of why she loves me, (the conditioning drugs) then guess I would travel Raballo's road, trying to end the madness but rather than go to a radio station, I'd try to set up web sites outside of Italy with pictures taken from hidden cameras and other info after which I'd bail out one day.
(possibly with the little cyborg, in case the agency tries to cover their tracks before a full fledge investigation takes place by permanently deactivating the little ones)


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Post by KEN_giovanni on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 0:53

Hmm what about in the case of true love IE in Petra's case

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 1:38

Nachtsider wrote:If there's grass on the field...

.... play ball.
Louis Duvalier does all the body designs right?
Seems he includes a lot of his own personal preferences into each design, and based on every bit of GsG hentai I've ever seen he's a big fan of "bald eagles."

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Post by ElfenMagix on Thu 27 Jan 2011 - 1:47

ROTFL @ Voodoo.

My OCs Fernando has been dealing with Cyborg Love since the beginning with his god-daughter Rachel, and later with Francesca who thinks she owes him the world for getting her found and rebuilt. As such Fernando is always drawing the line where relationships can go and make sure it is not crossed. Its a constant job for him...

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Post by Danjo3 on Fri 28 Jan 2011 - 4:47

I’d take a lesson from B&B and tell my cyborg I was gay. Laughing

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Post by Nachtsider on Fri 28 Jan 2011 - 6:14

Professor Voodoo wrote:Louis Duvalier does all the body designs right? Seems he includes a lot of his own personal preferences into each design, and based on every bit of GsG hentai I've ever seen he's a big fan of "bald eagles."
I'd certainly like to think he only does the body designs for the Gen 2's.

In any case, I opine that whatever we see in GSG hentai reflects the artist's tastes, not Duvalier's. Razz

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Post by MP5 on Fri 28 Jan 2011 - 20:33

Well, as I would follow the 'half your age plus seven rule', I wouldn't mind that so long as my cyborg is a gen 2 in the 17-19 year old range. Up to that point, I'd have accepted her as an equal professionally and allow her to make important decisions, since I don't see myself as qualified to hold her hand through everything (which as I know it, our fratello would be a case of the blind leading the blind).

And really, it would be the first time a girl has ever said she was romantically interested in me and was seriously serious about it. (Orz)

I imagine it would be sort of like the relationship that Scott Pilgrim and Knives Chau have in the Scott Pilgrim book, except I couldn't bring myself to cheat on her no matter how hot the other chick is.

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Post by Alfisti on Fri 28 Jan 2011 - 22:10

MP5 wrote:I imagine it would be sort of like the relationship that Scott Pilgrim and Knives Chau have in the Scott Pilgrim book, except I couldn't bring myself to cheat on her no matter how hot the other chick is.
Good plan. Speaking as someone, one of whom's ex-girlfriends is allowed and encouraged by the Australian Government to use an assult weapon: be nice to the girl with the automatic rifle.

As for me? I'd totally tap that hot cyborg tooshie! OW! *High fives Sandro*.

Ok, but seriously: I think my initial reaction would be to run away, at least untill at least untill my brain had time to process what had just been said and come up with a plan of attack. There may be a delaying tactic played then of being nice but detached (something I'm quite good at apparently). After that... who knows. Depends on the girl and the age, so play it by ear.

Maybe I'll just follow Danjo's suggestion, call in some favors and tell her I was gay... then pray she's a Brit and not an Elsa. Razz

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Post by Danjo3 on Sat 29 Jan 2011 - 11:29

Alfisti wrote:Maybe I'll just follow Danjo's suggestion, call in some favors and tell her I was gay... then pray she's a Brit and not an Elsa. Razz
It’s a pretty good plan… unless of course your cyborg asks you to prove it. sweat

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Post by Odon on Wed 2 Feb 2011 - 5:57

Methinks something like this would happen...

Triela: Mr Hilshire, I love you.
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Elio breathes a heavy sigh or relief; seemingly safe in the knowledge that his cyborg is 44 years younger than him. He is not entirely safe however...

Marisa: Elio, I've been reading about sex in my Biology textbook.

Elio: Oh jeeze...here it comes.

Marisa: I still have a lot of questions though. Like...how do you know when it's a good time to have sex?

Elio: Oh boy...alright...people have sex when they love each other very much and they both want to express it physically.

Marisa: We love eachother. Does that mean we're going to have sex?

Elio: Oh, god no! Um...sex is primarily something adults do.

Marisa: So you've had sex?

Elio: Yes, quite a bit of it.

Marisa: And you've loved every one of the women you've done it with?

Elio: (starting to sweat) Well...no...none of them in fact. Sometimes adults just do it for mutual fun. There are women who will do it for money as well.

Marisa: I bet women would pay a lot of money for you to have sex with them!

Elio: No Mari...it's the other way around...I pay them.

Marisa: So that's who you have sex with? Women you don't love and have to pay money to?

Elio: Eh...yeah...don't you have rifle practice this afternoon?

Marisa: (looking at her watch) I suppose...see ya later!

Priscilla: (sitting down next to Elio) You handled round one rather well, Mr. A.

Elio: (wiping sweat off his brow, tugging at collar) Round one? You mean it's not over?

Priscilla: I pestered my own Dad with questions like that for over 3 years.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 2 Feb 2011 - 12:45

Sliding a 1/2 full bottle of Johnny Walker Black to Elio
Fernando: Wait when she sits on your lap and starts to enjoy it. Especially when she sits on the left side.

Elio: Guh?

Fernando grabs the bottle of Scotch... starts pouring his glass again.
Fernando: The only 12 year old you can trust is in this bottle!


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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Wed 2 Feb 2011 - 18:55

I'd agree with Kisk on this one. If she was around 20, as per Kara/Chiaki Kudou, then I would be open the idea, I am 21 myself, but if it was Henrietta, Triela, she is below the age of consent, even Petra, while legal in some places, anyway, I still wouldn't touch. I'd prefer my younger cyborg see me solely as a sort of older brother figure.

Also, I know there is likely a difference between a cyborg's apparent and chronological age, but I still wouldn't, it would just feel wrong.
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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 2 Feb 2011 - 22:42

KEN_giovanni wrote: 'Hmm what about in the case of true love IE in Petra's case'
(sorry it me so long to reply, I actually went over it and continued reading all the other replies with out even realizing that you had in fact wrote back.)
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Today I re-read the thread, (they're really interesting) and was like
'aw man, Ken_Giovanni wrote back, whoops!'
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If I were single, I guess I would consider it like you said in Petra's case.
(she's 18, right?)
Also my cyborg would have to be an adult too, of course.
Me own OC cyborg, Helen's not even close to that.
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If it worked out fine, if not weeeeee'll then I'd just say sorry sweetie,
Buh bye! Then hit the road before she'd put a beatin' on me!
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Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 3 Feb 2011 - 6:47

ElfenMagix wrote:Fernando grabs the bottle of Scotch... starts pouring his glass again.

Fernando: The only 12 year old you can trust is in this bottle!
Handlers need their conditioning too.

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Post by Danjo3 on Fri 4 Feb 2011 - 5:34

As for Brit, well let's just say that sometimes the conditioning needs to be supplemented.


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Post by Professor Voodoo on Fri 4 Feb 2011 - 13:50

Danjo3 wrote:As for Brit, well let's just say that sometimes the conditioning needs to be supplemented.
Britney: Hey Claes, remember when my room got nailed with one of Ferro's random inspections? Do you still have that bag of seeds I asked you to hide for me?

Claes: Oh yeah...actually, I planted them for you, in my garden.

Britney: Oh shit! Have any of the adults seen them yet?

Claes: Only Mr. Alboreto, and he seemed rather enthusiastic. What are they anyway?

Britney: Let's just say you won't need those glasses after my herbs cure your glaucoma. At least I won't get busted by Ferro but that old hypocrite bastard Alboreto will confiscate my whole stash now!

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Post by Danjo3 on Sat 5 Feb 2011 - 5:10

Cut to Britney and Claes out in back of the dorm, passing a joint:

Claes: To hell with parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. From now on this is going to be my only crop.

Britney: I don’t think that’s such a good idea. A ganja garden would probably draw a little attention. Ferro has access to a weed whacker you know.

Claes: Well that sucks!

Britney: Don’t worry, you’re talking to an heiress here. I could make one phone call and have 20 kilos here in under an hour. We could spread it out on the floor of my room and roll around naked in it.

Claes: Brit?

Britney: Yeah?

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Post by Odon on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 21:31

Henrietta, drowning her sorrows over Jose hooking up some bitch called 'Louise Antoinette Laure', guzzles straight from the bottle.  The Japanese businessman with bad teeth who contacted her over the internet eyes her hungrily.

Man: "Do you like Ferraris?"

Henrietta: "Ferraris... Italian trash...  Like their men!"

She slams the bottle down on the bar and turns to face the paedophile.  Something about this guy brings back memories of her last conditioning...

Henrietta: "Do you want to screw me?"

The man giggles nervously, hardly believing his good luck.


Henrietta: "Don't laugh!  Do you want to screw me, yes or no?!"

Man: "Yes..."

There's a flat 'crack' and a bloody hole appears in the paedophile's crotch.  The man's face goes red; he's in too much pain even to scream.  A smoking SIG Sauer P239 is clasped in Henrietta's hand.

Henrietta: "How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me? (giggles madly) Or is it I...who has penetrated you?"

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Post by ChaosKin640 on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 22:04

Note to all agency staff: Henrietta is hereby expressly forbidden from the consumption of any and all alcoholic beverages.

On a related note, I know I know the movie that line is from, but for the life of me I can't remember what it is. It's driving me crazy. bang head
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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 22:38

ChaosKin640 wrote:Note to all agency staff: Henrietta is hereby expressly forbidden from the consumption of any and all alcoholic beverages.
Why do you think Giuseppe told the waiter to "cancel the grappa and bring out dessert" in the first season anime?
I know I know the movie that line is from, but for the life of me I can't remember what it is. It's driving me crazy.
Hint; character's name was Go-Go.



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Post by MP5 on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 22:42

ChaosKin640 wrote:Note to all agency staff: Henrietta is hereby expressly forbidden from the consumption of any and all alcoholic beverages.

On a related note, I know I know the movie that line is from, but for the life of me I can't remember what it is. It's driving me crazy. bang head

Kill Bill Volume 1. Gogo Yubari. Money orders only, please. No personal checks accepted.

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Post by Odon on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 23:41

You know, this might make an interesting fanfic. Has anyone written a story where a cyborg goes insane? Henrietta was showing signs before they hit the reset button on her.

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Post by ChaosKin640 on Mon 7 Feb 2011 - 5:32

MP5 wrote:Kill Bill Volume 1. Gogo Yubari. Money orders only, please. No personal checks accepted.
Oh God, thank you; and here you go
I realized about an hour after posting that it was from Kill Bill Vol. I, but exactly where in the movie it was from, I couldn't remember. So thanks. My sanity, or at least the little that remains, is preserved.
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Post by Thescarredman on Sun 30 Mar 2014 - 18:52

I'd hook her up with a boy her own age and, if she was post-pubescent, give her a box of condoms. "He can show you what they're for besides keeping the rain out of your rifle barrel." Let her screw like a rabbit if she wants to; she's only got a few years to live, after all. Just don't make me compound the guilt I'd surely feel for having a cyborg assigned to me by asking me to deal with her hormonal stirrings as well.
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Post by tremec6speed on Fri 4 Apr 2014 - 22:06

Cyborg Carmen:Trem?
Me: Yeah?
Carmen: I took out the trash like you wanted.
Me: Good.
Carmen: Trem?
Me: Oy... YES?
Carmen: Here's the files you wanted.
Me: Thank you.
Carmen: Trem?
Me: Oh for crying out- what?!
Carmen: I love you.
Trem: Wait, Whah?!
Carmen: Um, I uh, said that I er, love you?
Me: Right. DOCTORRRRRRRR? I got a live one for ya!
Doctor Feelgoode: Listen I already told you not to freak out, this is
'normal' for cyborgs! 
Me: Well what the hell am I supposed to say to a ten year old who winks at me every time she hands me files or something and blows kisses at me whenever she make a kill?
Dr.FG: Play along, we've been through this. Don't take it personally,
just appease her and she won't you know, 'Elsa DeSica you', get it?
Carmen: Woo hoo! (dances in my office swaying her hips, looking for all the world nauseating)
Me: K, lemme ask Jose, I'm sure he'll have some creative advice.
(5 minutes later)
Shoot me now.... Guh?
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