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Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by MP5 on Wed 2 Feb 2011 - 20:47

So for anyone who watched Beverly Hills Cop III, you might remember a truly ridiculous/pre-tacticool weapon of mass destruction called the Annihilator 2000. It combined personal protection with all the comforts of home in a design that would meet the demands of upper income urban survivalists:



And of course, as per the rule of Chekov's Gun, Detective Foley uses it:



Of course, when Fiona watched this movie, she wondered if herself, Tim, Gene, and her fellow boffins at Q-Branch could improve on it and make a modernised version that could be field-tested by the cyborgs and any willing/interested handlers. The Annihilator 2000 was revolutionary for the early 90's, but in order to make a new Annihilator, one must take into account modern technologies, tastes, and culture.

So this is where you all come in. What would you or your OC's like to have in the more modern version of the Annihilator? What gun do you build it around, or what kind of gun would you like the core system to be?

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by WEBER on Thu 3 Feb 2011 - 20:59

I'd fuse a M134 or a lightweight .50 mg, a Barrett XM500, and a M203/320. The biggest problem with the weapons would be fitting all the ammo in it. Other things i'd have on it are a small microwave, a GPS system, a satellite phone, and is powered by a pair of high capacity rechargeable 2nd generation lithium ion batteries.
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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by 124C41 on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 23:09

It needs to be IPOD compatable, and have Bluetooth Smile

I can not imagine what life was like before people could warm up a hot pocket in the heat of battle.


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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Officer_Charon on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 23:13

124C41 wrote: I can not imagine what life was like before people could warm up a hot pocket in the heat of battle.

There are stories of SAM radar operators cooking hotdogs on their equipment. 10 seconds and DONE, sir!

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Professor Voodoo on Sun 6 Feb 2011 - 23:20

I think Jacen Starslayer's Jay was looking for a way to grill hot dogs in his room without running afoul of the "no cooking devices in the dorm" rule.

Jay: It's not an unauthorized cooking device, it's my gun!

Ferro: *groan* Just 30 more years until retirement...

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Post by ElfenMagix on Mon 7 Feb 2011 - 17:46

Fernando drops a strange looking box at Jay's feet, along with a sheet of paper of instructions.


Jay: What is this?
Fernando: You got 2 hours to figure it out.

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Post by Officer_Charon on Mon 7 Feb 2011 - 17:49

John: Archimedes' mirror weapon?

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by MP5 on Mon 7 Feb 2011 - 19:03

Looks like a solar oven to me.

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Professor Voodoo on Mon 7 Feb 2011 - 19:04

ElfenMagix wrote:Fernando drops a strange looking box at Jay's feet, along with a sheet of paper of instructions.
Jay: What is this?
Fernando: You got 2 hours to figure it out.
Jay: What happens then? Does it self-destruct?

Fernando: No. In two hours the sun will go down and it'll be useless.
Officer_Charon wrote:John: Archimedes' mirror weapon?
Legend has it Archimedes destroyed thousands of Roman hot dogs with such a device during the Siege of Syracuse in 214 BCE.

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 0:55

ROTFL Voodoo Got it Right!!!

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Alfisti on Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 5:14

The cyborg intelligence test:



Just, don't press the little red button.

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Officer_Charon on Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 6:06

Or at least ask what the little red button does.

C'mon... be professional. *grins*

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Nachtsider on Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 6:22

What the little red button does should forever remain a mystery. Like how the three seashells from Demolition Man work.

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Officer_Charon on Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 6:54

Oh, it's no mystery... *evil grin*

BIIIIG bada-boom!

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Re: Updating the Annihilator 2000

Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 8 Feb 2011 - 10:23

The temptation of the shiny red button has been known to destroy even the greatest minds...


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