Battlecries of the Agency

by Odon on Tue 15 Feb 2011 - 15:50

I'll start off...

The Croce brothers: "For Enrica! For Sophia! For Ma and Pa!"

Raballo: "For my leg!"

Henrietta: "For Jose!" (and after reconditioning) "HENRIETTA SMASH!"

Triela: "Come on you girls! Do you want to live till the end of the year?"

Petra: "Cyboooorg-PUNCH!"

Claes: "Parsley! Sage! Rosemary! Thyyyyymmme OUT!"

Rico: "I am sorry."

Beatrice: "....."

by **Nachtsider** on Tue 15 Feb 2011 - 16:11

I'll just leave this here...

Spoiler:

by Guest on Tue 15 Feb 2011 - 16:29

Nachtsider wrote:I'll just leave this here...

Spoiler:

LOL. That was epic.

by Officer_Charon on Tue 15 Feb 2011 - 17:29

*scrubs at nose* That's okay, Nacht... I'm SURE Monster is meant to be ingested via the sinuses.

Awesome stuff!

by **ElfenMagix** on Tue 15 Feb 2011 - 19:12

@ Nacht!

by Professor Voodoo on Tue 15 Feb 2011 - 19:31

Nachtsider wrote:I'll just leave this here...

Leeroy Jenkins strikes again...You win the internet, Nacht.

All I can conribute is...

Ferro: Kill them all but KEEP IT UNDER BUDGET!!!

by Odon on Thu 17 Feb 2011 - 17:25

OK, I'll have a bash at this too...

Spoiler:

by Guest on Thu 17 Feb 2011 - 17:41

LOL. That was great. Great story.

by crazyidiot78 on Thu 17 Feb 2011 - 18:14

LOL nice one odon

by Odon on Sat 19 Feb 2011 - 21:21

by Guest on Sun 20 Feb 2011 - 0:31

lol. Good one. It like she say, "This is SPARTAN".

by Odon on Sat 26 Feb 2011 - 23:34

by Awinnell on Sun 27 Feb 2011 - 3:31

SWA accountant ,"Keep all your Receipts !"

by zarien85 on Sun 27 Feb 2011 - 19:24

great job they are all great

by Jacen Starslayer on Mon 28 Feb 2011 - 19:15

Simone: And that's another no-scope headshot for my score card...

Jay: At least they died quickly...

by crazyidiot78 on Mon 28 Feb 2011 - 19:43

OH god COD is now infecting gunslinger girl Doh!

well at least it wasn't a 360 no scope what ever the hell that means. My students repeat that one on a daily basis

by MP5 on Mon 28 Feb 2011 - 20:18

crazyidiot78 wrote:OH god COD is now infecting gunslinger girl well at least it wasn't a 360 no scope what ever the hell that means. My students repeat that one on a daily basis

CI, it's probably from this video:

by Officer_Charon on Mon 28 Feb 2011 - 21:10

Alternate source...

by Professor Voodoo on Tue 1 Mar 2011 - 9:33

One of the scenes that got cut from The Palermo Round-Up involved the cyborgs sitting around the common bedroom considering how cool it would be if they each had a trademark battle cry (Sure it's stupid...but they're kids. They saw it in a movie and thought it was cool.) Marisa agrees to be the first to try it.

Attacking a large target, Mari announces her presence with the Roddy Piper line from They Live; "I'm here to kick some ass and chew some bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum!"

Of course, Elio is not amused, and chews her out savagely in front of all the others. "But...but...everyone was going to do it!" Marisa pleads. Elio turns on the rest of the girls and asks "Is this true?"

After seeing their cyborg sister get yelled at nobody else dares to step forward...no surprise there.
Marisa: Oh you, bitches.

by **ElfenMagix** on Tue 1 Mar 2011 - 13:54

Professor Voodoo wrote:Marisa: Oh you, bitches.

One of the more famous ones is Rachel's, "Its not My Fault!"

by crazyidiot78 on Tue 1 Mar 2011 - 15:09

Battlecries I've used for the girls in my own stories

Triela- well it works in the movies
Beatrice- Moron!!!!

by Officer_Charon on Tue 1 Mar 2011 - 15:28

ElfenMagix wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:Marisa: Oh you, bitches.

Seconded. *laughs*

by zarien85 on Tue 1 Mar 2011 - 19:37

i could so see that hapening

by **Kiskaloo** on Tue 1 Mar 2011 - 19:41

I am still partial to have Kara emulate Togame from Katanagatari and yell "Cheerio!" when she is annoyed at someone and punches them.

by Odon on Sat 5 Mar 2011 - 22:24

Jose faces an army of Columbian hoods.
Jose: "Say hello to my little friend!"
Henrietta enters with an FN P90...

by Odon on Wed 9 Mar 2011 - 21:48

by **Kiskaloo** on Wed 9 Mar 2011 - 22:10

by Professor Voodoo on Thu 10 Mar 2011 - 1:39

That little girl's ass was so tight it could have stopped bullets!

Epic win Odon...I think you've found your calling!

by crazyidiot78 on Thu 10 Mar 2011 - 4:13

LOL

by **ElfenMagix** on Thu 10 Mar 2011 - 13:07

by Professor Voodoo on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 22:01

by MP5 on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 22:21

Not really a battlecry per se, but the Spriggs Fratello-- which has a half-Maori handler and a really enthusiastic Afrikaner-- perform the All Blacks' Famous Haka before they embark on a mission. I was writing a little drabble about it, but haven't finished it yet:

And sometimes, they even don war paint...

by st_frantic on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 7:07

Professor Voodoo wrote:

LOL

by Odon on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 23:10

I am not disappoint.

by Officer_Charon on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 23:24

Yea verily do I applaud this. In fact...

Make it So

Picard demands moar. *grins*

by Alfisti on Tue 29 Mar 2011 - 0:28

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Alfisti: cheers

Monty:

by -ACH- on Tue 29 Mar 2011 - 5:02

I like...

by Professor Voodoo on Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 21:16

by Odon on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 0:47

by Alfisti on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 1:18

by ChaosKin640 on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 1:42

I feel conflicted about these. Part of me wants to be offended at the blatant insults to Triela's honour, but I just can't stop laughing long enough to do so.

by st_frantic on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 7:10

by Professor Voodoo on Sat 7 May 2011 - 23:46

Damn, how did I miss that earlier?

Obviously the translations of the english dubs are wrong...thanks for correcting them, Odon!

by **Nachtsider** on Sat 7 May 2011 - 23:55

Holy shit.

by **emperor** on Mon 9 May 2011 - 1:39

LOL!!!

by tremec6speed on Sun 15 May 2011 - 12:26