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Post by Lyndist on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 1:34

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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 2:17

If Kara showed up at my door with orders to kill me, the best I could hope for is she made it quick and painless.

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Post by Lyndist on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 2:35

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 3:18

I'll open the door wide, greet them with a smile and invite them in for tea and scones. Come on - what am I, a terrorist?

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Post by Officer_Charon on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 3:25

Claes: Technically, no, though some of your internet bookmarks are illegal on U.S. soil...

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Post by Alfisti on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 3:57

"Oh GOD NOT THE FACE!"

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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 4:31

My OC cyborg HELEN: "I have orders to killllll you.
ME: "ME? Ha! Better 'borgs than you have tried!"

(at which point I'll give her a taste of her own medicine!)
*Pow* *kick* Eat This!
(remember that old cartoon of Bugs Bunny trying to take down a huge wrestler by choking him and all that resulted was the screwy wabbit grunting like mad? That be me)
HELEN: "mmm, ok. You done?"
ME: "What? still standing? Take this an this!!" (head bunt) "Ow" "Had enough?"
HELEN: "I wonder what they're serving tonite?" she wonders out loud, rolling her eyes.
ME: "I'll tell you what I"M serving! (huff puff) A cold ration of this! *wak*and a little bit of, of this and th-that!!" *punt*
(huff, puff)
HELEN: "Yawwwnnn".
JEAN: "Is the target down?"
HELEN: "pretty much, at this rate he'll be giving himself a stroke in about 5 min."

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Post by Guest on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 7:06

I'd be all like, "Take your best shot, Flatlander Woman... wait, that's not it? Dammit, what is her kill-phrase then? Er, it's probably Flatlander Lol--"

(Deus Ex reference, don't hurt me!)

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Post by Lyndist on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 10:30

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 10:38

Okay, fine. Serious answer.

Activate an electromagnetic pulse. Knocks out their cyber implants, leaves them no better than paraplegics. Buys me enough time for me to give each a bullet through the eye socket.

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Post by Officer_Charon on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 10:54

Small yield tac-nuke.

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Post by Schaschanist on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 11:03

If Emilie someday comes to my house and saying "Sorry but i'm ordered to kill you." i would do nothing

I mean how can you fight against such a sweet girl like her?
I'm always melting away by her smile.
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Post by theprodigalson on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 11:17

I just hope it doesn't happen while I'm on the toilet. Being found dead with my pants down is one of my secret fears.

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Awinnell on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 12:04

@lyndist wrote:How can you make it

a small EMP blast?

http://www.wikihow.com/Build-an-Emp-Generator

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Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 15:24

Rachel

Rachel: Daddy... I have orders to kill you.

Fernando: Alright. Lets go out and see a movie and have a large dinner for one last time.

Rachel: Actaully daddy, they said to 'go kill Fernando', so I killed Dr. (Fernando) Bianchi instead.

Fernando: Thats My Girl!!!...


Francesca

Francesca: Uhm... Fernando? I got orders to kill somebody but I forgot who it was.

Fernando: May I see those orders

*Francesca hand the termination orders to him*

Fernando: It says here that you are to kill Fernando.

Francesca: It does?

Fernando: Oh well, I knew that fool would not last too long in here. So when are you going to kill Dr. (Fernando) Bianchi?

Francesca: Uhm... I think Rachel already got to him.

Fernando (patting Francesca's head): Its OK girl. Maybe next time.

Francesca: Very Happy


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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 17:11

Theprodigalson said: "I just hope it doesn't happen while I'm on the toilet. Being found dead with my pants down is one of my secret fears."
Ditto.
With my luck I'll be having the runs.
(actually, if I didn't have them before the cyborg arrives, I'll sure as sh$t have them when she points her gun at me)
I suppose I can street fight, but prolly no better than your average joe. Certainly not in Pino's league.
Seriously though, I'd probably get torn to pieces. Not something I care to contemplate too much.....


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Post by Professor Voodoo on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 17:15

Henrietta knocks on Voodoo's door...

Henrietta: Umm...I have orders to kill a Professor Voodoo...is that you sir?

Voodoo: Nah...he lives 2 streets over.

Henrietta: Oh, okay...thanks.

Yes, my entire defense plan is based on the hope that cyborgs are not too bright.

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Schaschanist on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 17:25

@tremec6speed wrote:I suppose I can street fight, but prolly no better than your average joe. Certainly not in Pino's league.
Seriously though, I'd probably get torn to pieces. Not something I care to contemplate too much.....
Yeah, no one has a chance in a hand-to-hand-fight with a very well trained cyborg.
Especially when the cyborg uses her raw cyborg-power, this will break your bones by a hit. Razz

Pino had an unfair advantage, he was better trained than Triela, it was a clearly unfair fight. Wink
Imagine someone like Emilie in a fight with Pino, that would clearly be a "meet of the masters", epic! head bang
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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 17:26

Professor Voodoo wrote: "Yes, my entire defense plan is based on the hope that cyborgs are not too bright."
Yeah, see I'd try that, but I'd be so scared Sh&tless, that I'd fudge somewhere along the line: "No, no I don't live here, I live two house dow.... *Bang!*
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Post by Kiskaloo on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 17:29

Me (waving hand): "I'm not the Kiskaloo you're looking for."

Kara: "Okay. And, uh, good bye to you, too." (waves hand and heads back to the Gallardo)

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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 17:38

Schaschanist wrote: "Pino had an unfair advantage, he was better trained than Triela, it was a clearly unfair fight. Wink
Imagine someone like Emilie in a fight with Pino, that would clearly be a "meet of the masters", epic! head bang"
Sounds cool! Write a fan fic about that, I'd read it!
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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 17:48

If Kara came to my door with a photo of me for identification, I'd open the door with my 'Professional Master Disguise Kit' TM on.
(glasses with big nose and mustache)
ME: "Hi there little girl, oh I know you want to sell me some Girl Scout cookies?"
"Just wait right here."
When I came back, she'd be gone.
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Kara: "You do it, sir." "I don't shoot clowns."
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Post by Schaschanist on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 18:44

@tremec6speed wrote:Schaschanist wrote: "Pino had an unfair advantage, he was better trained than Triela, it was a clearly unfair fight. Wink
Imagine someone like Emilie in a fight with Pino, that would clearly be a "meet of the masters", epic! head bang"
Sounds cool! Write a fan fic about that, I'd read it!
head bang
I think i will pick up something similar in my 'GSG Splinter Cell Crossover'.
First scenario, she met the prototype cyborg of this foreign agency -> epic fight
Second scenario, she met a 'master of martial arts' of the agency security team-> epic fight.
Third scenario, she got separated from Etienne, met a man (of the agency they infiltrate), got knocked out and caught -> dramatic turn, at this point it turns into a rescue-mission where he rescues his 'daughter' from the hands of this agency (rescued from being dissected).

These are my three options, but i'm not sure about the choice right now. I have to play the scenes in my head and to do a bit more research about some things and have to collect more informations before i can start writing it.
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Post by Professor Voodoo on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 18:48

guy in the glasses with big nose and mustache wrote:
ME: "Hi there little girl, oh I know you want to sell me some Girl Scout cookies?"
STOP! We already did the "Cyborg Scout Cookies" thread! Razz



If it was my Marisa that showed up at the door...

Marisa: I'm sorry Mr. Voodoo...I have orders to kill you.

Voodoo: Wait one second there...I have here an unfinished story. It involves nuns...(Mari cringes)...hypodermic needles (she cringes more)...and lots & lots of kissing (Mari sticks out her tongue & retches). In fact, you even kiss a boy in this episode.

Marisa: (raises her weapon) All the more reason to kill you before you can post it.

Voodoo: Not so fast! My finger is on the [ENTER] button...and since this is an unfinished story you'll be trapped in this miserable limbo forever!

Marisa: Damn! (lowers her 9mm, stamps her foot in frustration) You win this time Mr. Voodoo. Hey, since Elio isn't around can I have a beer?

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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 19:21

*CRASH!*
(My OC cyborg kicks the door down and rushes in after hearing of Marisa's 'problem' lest something similar happen)
ME: "Holy Sh$t!" (running, squealing like a little girl) "Mommeeeee!!"
HELEN: "Y-you have a, ah mommy?"
ME: "What? Uh yeah, (breathing hard, coughing, wheezing) sure I do and she's very nice too!
*gasp* In fact she'd like you a lot!"
HELEN: (blushing, she lowers her AK) "really?"
ME: "Oh yeah sure, a day doesn't go by without her saying something kind."
HELEN: "aww." "I guess I can't...."
MY MOTHER: "Alright, who the F@#! are you talking to now?"
ME: (insert Beavis and Butthead laugh) "Uhh Huh, huh...
Salvatore: "Did you have to empty the whole cartridge?"
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Post by Alfisti on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 19:40

Unfortunately, I know how my OC operates...

Alfisti: *opening the door* Can I he...

*insert sound of silenced PPK here*

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Post by tremec6speed on Wed 16 Mar 2011 - 19:47

Alfisti wrote: "Unfortunately, I know how my OC operates...

Alfisti: *opening the door* Can I he...

*insert sound of silenced PPK here*"

Damn! No time for punch lines or nothin'!
Holier-than-thou
Monty's too good......
Hissy fit
Actually, even though I take seriously the question posted and it's a good one at that, I have to admit this thread has led to some real funny replies!

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Post by Danjo3 on Thu 17 Mar 2011 - 1:07

Id offer Britney a platinum credit card with no pre-set spending limit in exchange for my life and hope for the best.

OR, I could remind her that if she kills me, shes killing the man who writes her, so it would basically be suicide on her part.

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Post by FearTheLASERFACE on Thu 17 Mar 2011 - 14:59

For Serina:
"Hey, you can't kill me. If you kill me, you would stop existing."

Any other cyborg:
Uh, my door seems heavy enough. I say "wait! I can tell you important intel if you let me live"
"Really?"
"NO"
-I slam the door in her face,
-run to other side of house,
-pick up object, break a window to trick cyborg,
-run to garage, secure the keys, take BMW, keep head down, GTFO.
-Fake death
-Obtain false identity
-Practice Chinese accent
-Move to China
-Make new Chinese identity
-Haircut
-Scar my own face
-Wield a fist of iron
-LIVE
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Post by Danjo3 on Sat 19 Mar 2011 - 1:58

Dan: I dont know how to break this to you Brit, but youre just a figment of my imagination.

Britney: Oh my god! I feel like Im in some kind of Twilight Zone episode!

Dan: Whats really disturbing is that Im actually sitting here having a conversation with a girl who doesnt even exist.

Britney: Yeah you should probably see someone about that.


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Post by tremec6speed on Sat 19 Mar 2011 - 3:58

Danjo3 wrote: "Id offer Britney a platinum credit card with no pre-set spending limit in exchange for my life and hope for the best."
Ok this I submit is the "Most Likely To Succeed" answer to our-cyborg-gonna kill-me scenario, hands down me thinks.
Yes Indeed
I mean, you don't even have to explain it to them, just drop it while you run.
When you see her instinct to pick it up overwhelms her, just shout:
"Oops my platinum credit card with no pre-set spending limit card fell!
ANY CYBORG: 'OH no! I lost track of my target, what ever shall I do?!'
(followed by a *wink*)
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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by MP5 on Sat 19 Mar 2011 - 9:43

Let me think...

MP5 answers his door to find a certain brunette sticking a Kimber in his face.

MP5: Ah, Allison. You must be here to kill me.

Allison: Yup. Sorry, this is just business.

MP5: You know, it's not really worth it? After all, I'm really the one responsible for how things turn out for you and your OC sibling cyborgs. Not to mention that if you do kill me, I'm hardly worth looting. You'll be lucky to get fifty bucks. And I don't have any credit or debit cards.

Allison's face develops an unsure expression.

Allison: Who said this was about money? You're not entirely responsible for me. You've said other authors are free to use me in their stories with pretty much the same regulations as Kiskaloo in regards to Kara. And they generally write me with about the same degree of seriousness as you do in my own story. So, I don't really need you.

MP5: Well, I have one last reason why you shouldn't kill me.

Allison: And what's that?

MP5: As we speak, your Delta is currently getting towed. You parked in a bus lane without putting on your hazards.

Allison: What?! Oh, dammit! Grrr... I'm sending Jay after you...

Some days later...

(Jay shows up at MP5's door)

MP5: You kill me now, you're not gonna get any action from Allison. Remember the short lemon 'Turbo Lovers'? You can say goodbye to that sort of thing if you kill me. I'm the only one who writes anything happening between you and Allison, you best think about that.


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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by tremec6speed on Sat 19 Mar 2011 - 15:26

the following is proof positive that words can kill:


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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by tremec6speed on Sat 19 Mar 2011 - 15:28

Danjo3 wrote:
"Dan: I dont know how to break this to you Brit, but youre just a figment of my imagination.
Britney: Oh my god! I feel like Im in some kind of Twilight Zone episode!
Dan: Whats really disturbing is that Im actually sitting here having a conversation with a girl who doesnt even exist.
Britney: Yeah you should probably see someone about that."
Uh, so Dan is informing his imaginary girl that she doesn't exist, to which Britney offers psychological help because she uh, in fact does not exist and... uh,
......brain twisting ... into a pretzel, an an, pretzels taste good, an....smoke emanating from my ears......an... AAHHH!!!!
*ker thunk!*
Oo0oooohhhh.....
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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by tremec6speed on Sat 19 Mar 2011 - 15:41

MP5 wrote:"MP5 answers his door to find a certain brunette sticking a Kimber in his face." (emphasis mine)
I can't even tell you what occurred to my pea brain when I first read that....
...ugh.
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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Danjo3 on Sun 20 Mar 2011 - 1:52

@tremec6speed wrote:Uh, so Dan is informing his imaginary girl that she doesn't exist, to which Britney offers psychological help because she uh, in fact does not exist and... uh,
......brain twisting ... into a pretzel, an an, pretzels taste good, an....smoke emanating from my ears......an... AAHHH!!!!
*ker thunk!*
Oo0oooohhhh.....
It could be a lot worse:

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Dan: Sure, why not? Discuss my belief in an imaginary girl with an imaginary shrink. That should fix me right up.

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by ChaosKin640 on Sun 20 Mar 2011 - 4:39

Dan: Sure, why not? Discuss my belief in an imaginary girl with an imaginary shrink. That should fix me right up.
Hey, he can't do any worse of a job than half of the flesh-and-blood quacks out there, right?
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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Danjo3 on Sun 20 Mar 2011 - 5:51

@ChaosKin640 wrote:Hey, he can't do any worse of a job than half of the flesh-and-blood quacks out there, right?
You may have a point there.

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by SPARTAN 119 on Mon 21 Mar 2011 - 14:36

If I were in my real-life self, I might try and fight, but I'd almost certainly either get cut down by a hail of lead or have my head smashed in by a cybernetic fist. With a little warning, I might try the EMP generator suggestion and home the home-made generator is powerful enough to deal with a military cyborg. Then, lacking a gun, It would be down to the nasty business of putting my tanto through the cyborgs eyes.

If I had access to some heavy firepower and advanced warning, I'd say an anti-material rifle like a Barret .50 or NTW-20, or a multi-shot grenade launcher such as an MGL, or an AT4 CS confined space rocket launcher would be good options for weapons that can penetrate a cyborg's armor and that I can use while aiming out of a window or something. If I was in an open field, an RPG might also be effective.
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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 21 Mar 2011 - 14:55

I actually like Nacht's idea and just invite Kara in to help make a chocolate pie.

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by rusty-spring on Mon 21 Mar 2011 - 18:55

If Laine was sent to hunt me down:

Rambo Rusty would pull out an RPG and blast the little hellion to oblivion, chain smoke a pack of cigarettes, then drive off in a monster truck. head bang

Real Rusty would get his ass kicked, and probably like it. Razz

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Schaschanist on Mon 21 Mar 2011 - 19:13

If i were in my OC-Universe at the place of Emiliano, i would embrace Emilie for the last time, say 'i love you' into her ears and give her the knife into the hand which she uses to kill.
You can't resist the sweet smile and lovely blue eyes of this girl...

In reality Emilie would kick my face into the wall before i can turn around for the try to flee and escape.

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Lyndist on Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 9:51

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Nachtsider on Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 10:45

@lyndist wrote:If they brought the first-generation cyrbog . They have power but small children - hands and feet can hardly touch the the opponent in a melee

in Vietnam it is difficult to carry weapons such as rifle or shotgun to be around. They can only use weapons like SMG or pistol. (If that is the day-night is different)
It doesn't really matter, them being small. If one of them so much as grabs your hand or your foot, it's over. You'll end up flying across the room in no time.

And as for the rifles and shotguns thing? That's what they have their violin cases for, and that's why they look like children. No one will pay a child with a violin case a second glance.

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Post by Lyndist on Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 11:01

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Schaschanist on Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 11:05

@Nachtsider wrote:And as for the rifles and shotguns thing? That's what they have their violin cases for, and that's why they look like children. No one will pay a child with a violin case a second glance.
Why (all of) you always are this fixed on violin (or other instrument) cases?

You see inconspicuous a girl in a skirt but what you can not see is her weapon:

How will you defend yourself against a innocent looking girl that walks next to you and suddenly pulls out spikes and rams them into your head, heart or guts?

It doesn't only need guns to kill somebody, a real assassin kills you with bare hands or knifes and is inconspicuous until she close enough to you!

That's why my Emilie is so dangerous, she appears like a innocent 13 years old girl untill she is close enough to you and rams her knife or spikes into you or kicks your face away.

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Re: Fight and defend ourselves against Cyrbog

Post by Nachtsider on Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 11:53

@schaschanist wrote:Why (all of) you always are this fixed on violin (or other instrument) cases?

It doesn't only need guns to kill somebody, a real assassin kills you with bare hands or knifes and is inconspicuous until she close enough to you!
Dude, calm down. It's just an example. I'm sure the cyborgs can kill us with forks and spoons if they so wish.

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