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Post by Kiskaloo on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 21:57

I like the groups who put the translator notes in a seperate text file and not as part of the encode. This was done for the Blu-ray fansubs of Seitokai Yakuindomo, which had a significant number of sexual in-jokes and sexual inuendo unique to Japanese culture.

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Post by MP5 on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 22:18

* Japan is awash rife with a multitude of special forces and intelligence agencies and/or vigilante groups with capabilities that exceed even those of the Self-Defense Forces and are not held in question primarily because they are part of the police or don't technically exist. These agencies will also invariably have genetically-engineered high school girls with twin Ingram machine pistols, blind swordsmen, and teenage hackers in their ranks.

*If you send your child to do tofu delivery tuns on a treacherous mountain pass using the family car from the age of thirteen during the wee hours of the morning, by the time they graduate high school they will have enough driving skill to rival that of professional race drivers.


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Post by Entropy on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 22:35

@MP5 wrote:* Japan is awash...

Might want to avoid that sort of terminology for a little while.

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Post by Nachtsider on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 23:05

No sacred cows.

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Post by rusty-spring on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 23:16

One thing that I despise that happens with most fansubbed anime, heavy handed translation or not, is the constant barrage of words/symbols during the OPs. I know some people love to karaoke their songs, but that should be something left for youtube or something. Some shows have the kanji, romanji, AND THEN the English words.

Some OPs are really pretty and fun but I hate the fact that I have to go to youtube to see the raw version of it. Get the hell out of my intros scrolling, jumping, flashing words! NO Razz

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Post by theprodigalson on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 23:38

@Entropy wrote:
@MP5 wrote:* Japan is awash...

Might want to avoid that sort of terminology for a little while.

Too soon...

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Post by Five_X on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 23:44

@SPARTAN 119 wrote:*A Barrett .50 caliber rifle is most effective when fired from the hip.... By an insane gorrilla turned maid.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Sun 27 Mar 2011 - 23:45

@rusty-spring wrote:One thing that I despise that happens with most fansubbed anime, heavy handed translation or not, is the constant barrage of words/symbols during the OPs. I know some people love to karaoke their songs, but that should be something left for youtube or something. Some shows have the kanji, romanji, AND THEN the English words.

Some OPs are really pretty and fun but I hate the fact that I have to go to youtube to see the raw version of it. Get the hell out of my intros scrolling, jumping, flashing words! NO Razz

Which is extra cool when groups release "clean" OPs and EDs. Good

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Post by FearTheLASERFACE on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 0:16

*Girls are either stereotypically "girly" or death machines.
*Every conceivably possible color of hair exists.
*Lolita is often every other girl
*A Katana is better than a Sword Cutlass
*The laws of physics do not seem to apply
*Whenever you can, ALWAYS bring the biggest revolver you can get. No exceptions; its the only way to be sure

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Post by MP5 on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 0:17

@theprodigalson wrote:
@Entropy wrote:
@MP5 wrote:* Japan is awash...

Might want to avoid that sort of terminology for a little while.

Too soon...

Oops. Sorry, slip of the mental tongue combined with disregard to reading before I post.. I'll go fix that now.

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Post by Nachtsider on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 2:33

Aw, come ON.

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Post by Awinnell on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 6:12

girls should always wear skirts short enough that every guy in the room gets a flash of panties everytime they bend over,walk up stairs or kick someone,but should always scream 'Ecchi' and hit said guys when it happens

all guys should carry tissues,the uses are manyfold,but primarily to stop the nosebleed they get from seeing the aforementioned panties

you can stop and break a machete with your teeth

people who live in a low gravity enviroment in space suffer no ill effects from it and can still survive hi g forces during combat

giant robots are not in fact giant bullet magnets,despite the fact that if you walked out onto a battlefield in something that big everyones going to shoot at you ,probably including your own side

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 14:25

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*A Katana is better than a Sword Cutlass

*Two Sword Cutlasses, however, can even up the odds.
*When a military cyborg is escaping a hostage situation, and they have a choice of taking their would-be captors submachine gun or a fireplace poker, they choose the poker.
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Re: views on life, the universe and everything from watching Japanese Anime

Post by windfish55 on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 15:39

@SPARTAN 119 wrote:
@Nachtsider wrote:Especially if you're watching fansubbed anime and those goddamn translator's notes are present.

Lord, I hate those.


I hate translations that retain Japanese words when it's not necessary. It just makes things harder.

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Re: views on life, the universe and everything from watching Japanese Anime

Post by Nachtsider on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 16:56

@windfish55 wrote:I hate translations that retain Japanese words when it's not necessary. It just makes things harder.
Quoted for absolute truth.

Case in point:


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Post by Professor Voodoo on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 18:26

It's been mentioned in other threads but...

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  2. Dark brooding guy.
  3. One woman/girl. No more, no less.
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Post by Plaxy on Mon 28 Mar 2011 - 19:11

*People over the age of 50 are no more than 3 feet tall and shriveled up, unless they are over 400 then they look teenagers again.

*Old people are 90% more likely to be 4 times as perverted as young people

*Japaneese Military and Police are incapablel of handling anything without the help of a group of highschool student these groups normally consist of 5 personel

*Child Labor laws do not exist, and infact are often hired for Military and special force operations.

*when someone says the planet will blow up in five minutes they mean 17 episodes later.

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Post by Awinnell on Tue 29 Mar 2011 - 18:43

it is perfectly alright for a boy to attend an all girls school as long as he crossdresses,it will remain unnoticed by the school at large except for 4-5 girls who will instantly form a harem

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Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 29 Mar 2011 - 23:40

Many Japanese girls look like they should be in grade school, even when they are in high school or college. Some even teach at high schools or colleges.

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Post by Five_X on Wed 30 Mar 2011 - 0:43

If you have a flat chest, prepare to be made fun of. If you have a large chest, prepare to be a pillow.

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 30 Mar 2011 - 0:48

@Five_X wrote:If you have a flat chest, prepare to be made fun of. If you have a large chest, prepare to be a pillow.
I think this is more a case of anime imitating real life.

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Post by Volcrim on Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 0:26

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Post by Five_X on Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 0:53

^ Not really, I'd say it's exaggerating at least. I don't know any flat-chested people who have a complex/are heavily teased about it.

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Post by theprodigalson on Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 1:07

I don't know about "heavily" teased, but I've seen plenty to believe there's a hierarchy among friends. Its usually just playful jabs. Never seen a complex about it though.

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Post by Awinnell on Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 6:19

in Japan everyone hates conflict,but pacifists will commit genocide in an instant as long as the have passed out ,entered an altered state or become sufficiently pissed off.
they will then whine about it forever,"it wasn't ,me the machine did it !",but will still pilot/use whatever weapon it was that got them into this mess in the first place

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Post by Nachtsider on Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 6:21

@Five_X wrote:^ Not really, I'd say it's exaggerating at least. I don't know any flat-chested people who have a complex/are heavily teased about it.
Prepare to be surprised. Why do you reckon people get implants?

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Post by motorwaymurderer on Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 10:49

@Nachtsider wrote:
@Five_X wrote:^ Not really, I'd say it's exaggerating at least. I don't know any flat-chested people who have a complex/are heavily teased about it.
Prepare to be surprised. Why do you reckon people get implants?

As a flat-chested girl, I assure that I have a complex about it like every flat-chested girl I've ever met, and we've all been teased because of it. :> Cruel world is cruel.

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Post by Five_X on Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 20:31

You people must live in a strange, A-cup hating world.

Not that big boobs aren't great, that is. Razz

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Post by Reina on Sat 2 Apr 2011 - 17:28

The Japanese people are very quiet and docile, and should not be taken out of their natural habitat. Should they be taken out of said habitat, they will almost immediately start showing hikikomori-like symptoms when they return.

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Sun 3 Apr 2011 - 20:01

@Reina wrote:The Japanese people are very quiet and docile, and should not be taken out of their natural habitat. Should they be taken out of said habitat, they will almost immediately start showing hikikomori-like symptoms when they return.

Should that occur, however, don't worry, a girl will come cure them of their hikikomori ways.

There are no psychologists, psychiatrists, or other mental health professionals in Japan.

That shy, quiet girl with glasses that is sitting in the corner of the classroom probably has some sort of hidden superpowers.

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Post by Five_X on Sun 3 Apr 2011 - 23:59

Cooking is srs bizness.

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Post by Triela on Mon 4 Apr 2011 - 0:54

Not sure if this one was posted.

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Post by MP5 on Mon 4 Apr 2011 - 1:06

There are no animal shelters in Japan, so most pets are found in boxes on the street.

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Post by Five_X on Mon 4 Apr 2011 - 2:30

Despite real-life statistics indicating otherwise, there are at least ten times as many people under twenty in Japan than over.

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Post by Awinnell on Mon 4 Apr 2011 - 6:21

running away from your debts is the accepted method,getting your kids to pay off your debts is simply the next level

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Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 18 Apr 2011 - 1:15

@rusty-spring wrote:
- Breasts are exempt from the laws of physics.

This is because all breasts are the size of watermelons so they must exhibit natural anti-gravity so as to not sink to the core of the Earth under their own mass.

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Post by Awinnell on Mon 18 Apr 2011 - 1:19

@Kiskaloo wrote:
@rusty-spring wrote:
- Breasts are exempt from the laws of physics.

This is because all breasts are the size of watermelons so they must exhibit natural anti-gravity so as to not sink to the core of the Earth under their own mass.

said breasts will lactate on demand despite the girl in question never having been pregnant !

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Post by Triela on Mon 18 Apr 2011 - 1:23

@Awinnell wrote:
@Kiskaloo wrote:
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- Breasts are exempt from the laws of physics.

This is because all breasts are the size of watermelons so they must exhibit natural anti-gravity so as to not sink to the core of the Earth under their own mass.

said breasts will lactate on demand despite the girl in question never having been pregnant !

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Post by Officer_Charon on Mon 18 Apr 2011 - 1:42

@Triela wrote:
@Awinnell wrote:
@Kiskaloo wrote:
@rusty-spring wrote:
- Breasts are exempt from the laws of physics.

This is because all breasts are the size of watermelons so they must exhibit natural anti-gravity so as to not sink to the core of the Earth under their own mass.

said breasts will lactate on demand despite the girl in question never having been pregnant !

This whole conversation is making me disappoint. D:

I could stand to hear a little more...(/Jayne)

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Re: views on life, the universe and everything from watching Japanese Anime

Post by Kiskaloo on Mon 18 Apr 2011 - 2:26

@rusty-spring wrote:
- 99% of all mothers are going to be just as youthful/pretty looking as their daughters.
- At any moment 80% of all parents are "away on business trips" or "work outside the country."

Both of these are alive and well in Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko, though it's the 39 year old aunt who is hotter than the sun.

Actually, it's kind of scary how many of these are present in the Spring anime line-up. sweat

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