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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Alfisti on Fri 19 Jul 2013 - 9:08

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by maverick375 on Tue 29 Oct 2013 - 12:45

Maria: Stares at her dinner plate for several moments and then looks apologetically at Jamie, Petra, and the others at the table next to her. "I can't eat this."
Others: Look up from their plates and stare at Maria. A bit of food falls from an open mouth.
Maria: "I'm not hungry."
Others: eyes widen
Jamie: Takes Maria's hands in hers and looks at Maria with teary eyes. "Please don't die!"
Maria: "That's not it. I'm not going to die."
Others: collective sighs of relief.
Maria: "I'm on a diet."
Others: Looks of terrified horror....

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Tue 29 Oct 2013 - 15:43

Maria, I take it, is an eating machine like Ayden.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by taerKitty on Tue 29 Oct 2013 - 16:16

I'd imagine they're all gastro-vacuums, so they can maintain the energy output.

How about this line:

"If they make a movie about us, Signore Paolo, do you think you could get Jackie Evancho to play me?"

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Tue 29 Oct 2013 - 19:43

Henrietta: Jose, I need to talk to you.
Jose: Sure. What is it?
Henrietta: Jose, I can’t be Enrica for you anymore. I know you were a train wreck when we first met, and you needed to pretend with me. So I went along with it and did my best to be like her for you. But I can’t do it anymore. I’m worn out from pretending to be your little sister. I’m sorry.
Jose (nodding thoughtfully): You’re right, Henrietta. I have been treating you like my kid sister. It’s time to stop living a lie with you, and treat you like you deserve. I see that now.
Henrietta: Jose, do you mean it?
Jose: Absolutely. Report to the clinic first thing in the morning.
Henrietta: I was afraid you – what? Why?
Jose: I’m going to have them make you fifty centimeters taller and give you C cups. Why should Sandro have all the fun around here? Then I’ll buy something slinky for you to wear around the dorm instead of those ridiculous schoolgirl outfits.
Henrietta: Jose, that’s –
Jose:Hm. Now I’m picturing you as a blonde.
Henrietta: I’m picturing you in a ski mask.


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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 29 Oct 2013 - 20:12

Beaten up Padania member: You expect me to talk?

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by taerKitty on Tue 29 Oct 2013 - 22:27

@Thescarredman wrote:Henrietta: I’m picturing you in a ski mask.
Gigglesnort!

Speaking of lines that echo their origins, can you imagine Triela's reaction to someone saying, "Let's play doctor?"

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Three Dog on Wed 30 Oct 2013 - 2:03

Nice one, TSM.Laughing 

Mine's a little bit sweary so I put it in spoilers.

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Triela sits in remote café, enjoying a post-mission coffee and a few minutes without Hillshire before she has to return to Rome. Three men who had been little more than a nuisance on the mission enter the café, daring to sit at the same table as Triela. The look at her in what she assumes they thought was a threatening manner and then pulled out three Berettas. "We've got you now you little-"

"So, you are obviously the big dick," Triela interrupts, calmly putting her coffee down. It was time to make sure these men wouldn't bother her again without killing them. The woman normally at the counter was out the back some reason, so Triela was at least going to have fun with it. "That makes the men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls."

"These are gonna be your last words, so you'd best make 'em a prayer," the big dick warns, again trying his very hardest to be threatening.

Triela ignored him and continued on. "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... " the men glanced at their weapons and started to sweat, a sign of their growing concern as to whether or not this had been a good idea. Triela calmly but smoothly slipped her shotgun out of its double bass shaped carry case and puts it on the table, hand on the grip and , "... and the fact that I've got "Winchester Nineteen-Eighty-Seven" written down the side of mine Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

Without a word, but instead a terrified expression crossing the men's face, they scramble out the door, leaving their replicas behind. Triela quickly put her shotgun away and stuffed the replicas into the same case before the lady behind the counter returned and finished her coffee.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by PolosElite23 on Wed 30 Oct 2013 - 15:12

Razz  Good one Three Dog

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by maverick375 on Wed 30 Oct 2013 - 21:29

Except it's a Winchester 1897, not 1987.  Fun movie though.

Oh, yeah. Maria is one of my OC's that is mentioned and sorta fleshed-out in my story "Light as seen through Darkness". She's a companion character to my main OC Jamie, but Maria's more memorable trait is her absolute love of food. For her not to eat.... Well, I think my previous post explains it.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by MP5 on Sun 24 Nov 2013 - 13:19

@Three Dog wrote:Nice one, TSM.Laughing 

Mine's a little bit sweary so I put it in spoilers.

Spoiler:
Triela sits in remote café, enjoying a post-mission coffee and a few minutes without Hillshire before she has to return to Rome. Three men who had been little more than a nuisance on the mission enter the café, daring to sit at the same table as Triela. The look at her in what she assumes they thought was a threatening manner and then pulled out three Berettas. "We've got you now you little-"

"So, you are obviously the big dick," Triela interrupts, calmly putting her coffee down. It was time to make sure these men wouldn't bother her again without killing them. The woman normally at the counter was out the back some reason, so Triela was at least going to have fun with it. "That makes the men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls."

"These are gonna be your last words, so you'd best make 'em a prayer," the big dick warns, again trying his very hardest to be threatening.

Triela ignored him and continued on. "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... " the men glanced at their weapons and started to sweat, a sign of their growing concern as to whether or not this had been a good idea. Triela calmly but smoothly slipped her shotgun out of its double bass shaped carry case and puts it on the table, hand on the grip and , "... and the fact that I've got "Winchester Nineteen-Eighty-Seven" written down the side of mine Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... frak off!"

Without a word, but instead a terrified expression crossing the men's face, they scramble out the door, leaving their replicas behind. Triela quickly put her shotgun away and stuffed the replicas into the same case before the lady behind the counter returned and finished her coffee.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Kurosaka "Ery" Erika on Tue 3 Dec 2013 - 2:55

Rico: Hey Triela, Do you know any actor?
Triela: Yeah, i do... whenever i see Signre Jean, i will always remember this actor.
Rico:Who is it then?
Triela:
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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Sun 8 Dec 2013 - 16:36

Jim: Whoa - that snail is fast!

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Post by Kurosaka "Ery" Erika on Wed 12 Feb 2014 - 14:03

And Yarrow with his typical optimistic attitude-

Yarrow: If plan A fails, remember that there are 25 more letters to make this mission a success....
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Thu 13 Feb 2014 - 1:23

Jim: (referring to his own car; ironically an Trueno, or Eight-Six) I'll be honest, I'm not completely sure I can pick an Eight-Six (Toyota Sprinter Trueno) from a lineup. Who makes that thing, anyway?

Jamiebel: (drags Jim, restraining him and nearly forcing him to drink petrol) Why don't you drink some of this High octane, put some car power in your head?

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Post by Kurosaka "Ery" Erika on Thu 13 Feb 2014 - 22:16

Kuroneko wrote:And Yarrow with his typical optimistic attitude-

Yarrow: If plan A fails, remember that there are 25 more letters to make this mission a success....

And Gattonero decide to offer herself as anyone's boyfriend during valentine after listening to Yarrow's advice.

Petrushka: what's that for, Gattonero? *Looking at the banner hung around Gattonero's neck*

Gattonero: I'm a desperate lady

Petrushka: *looking at the banner again* "For rent".... yeah.. you're desperate alright...
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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Fri 14 Feb 2014 - 0:12

Kuroneko wrote:
Kuroneko wrote:And Yarrow with his typical optimistic attitude-

Yarrow: If plan A fails, remember that there are 25 more letters to make this mission a success....

And Gattonero decide to offer herself as anyone's boyfriend during valentine after listening to Yarrow's advice.

Petrushka: what's that for, Gattonero? *Looking at the banner hung around Gattonero's neck*

Gattonero: I'm a desperate lady

Petrushka: *looking at the banner again* "For rent".... yeah.. you're desperate alright...
Bernan, nervous out of his mind, walks up to the two girls. He starts to turn a bit red, until he finally breathes and comes out with:

Bernan: (points at Gattonero) Equivalent exchange! (pauses) I'll trade half of my life for half of yours! Do you wish to be my valentine?

His face was flush with redness, waiting for Gattonero's response.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by boomer_gonz on Fri 14 Feb 2014 - 4:01

Triela: Would you like some tea with your sugar?

Henrietta: Yes please!

Claes:  ...ugh.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Fri 14 Feb 2014 - 14:24

@boomer_gonz wrote:Triela: Would you like some tea with your sugar?

Henrietta: Yes please!

Claes:  ...ugh.

I'm reminded of the Looney Tunes cartoon where Daffy Duck is discussing a party he went to while spooning sugar after sugar into his morning coffee. He take a drink, grits his teeth in bitterness, adds one more scoop and it's perfect.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Sat 15 Feb 2014 - 20:17

@topgearbrzgt86 wrote:
Kuroneko wrote:
Kuroneko wrote:And Yarrow with his typical optimistic attitude-

Yarrow: If plan A fails, remember that there are 25 more letters to make this mission a success....

And Gattonero decide to offer herself as anyone's boyfriend during valentine after listening to Yarrow's advice.

Petrushka: what's that for, Gattonero? *Looking at the banner hung around Gattonero's neck*

Gattonero: I'm a desperate lady

Petrushka: *looking at the banner again* "For rent".... yeah.. you're desperate alright...
Bernan, nervous out of his mind, walks up to the two girls. He starts to turn a bit red, until he finally breathes and comes out with:

Bernan: (points at Gattonero) Equivalent exchange! (pauses) I'll trade half of my life for half of yours! Do you wish to be my valentine?

His face was flush with redness, waiting for Gattonero's response.
In the background, Jim facepalms.

Jim: Bernan, why did you treat that like alchemy? The equivalent exchange process is a load of nonsense!

But then he sees Bernan and Gattonero kiss and walk away, hand in hand, together.

Jim: Scratch that. Well done, you little devil. Razz (Breaks the fourth wall) And that, people, is how you use alchemy for love.

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Post by Kurosaka "Ery" Erika on Mon 24 Feb 2014 - 7:53

and when Yuki trying to greet Triela...

Yuki: Ohaiyo!!

Triela: I'm not from Ohio, i'm from Italy

and.... 
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Post by PolosElite23 on Mon 24 Feb 2014 - 21:26

Kuroneko_TAC-13 wrote:and when Yuki trying to greet Triela...

Yuki: Ohaiyo!!

Triela: I'm not from Ohio, i'm from Italy

and.... 

HEY I LIVE THERE!

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Post by Thescarredman on Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 3:46

So do I. And that's just the way I feel about it.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Mon 3 Mar 2014 - 23:18

Jamiebel: (while cuddling Jim) ONEE-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!



(relevant clip at :24)

Jim: (currently being hugged to death by Jamiebel) Whoa, Jamiebel, that's a bit too loud. Also, could you loosen the grip? I can't breathe!

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by taerKitty on Mon 3 Mar 2014 - 23:53

Dina: I think I'm in love with Jean.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 4 Mar 2014 - 14:55

Jean: Conditioning is great. You should see how it works on my current fiancee`!

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Post by topgearbrzgt86 on Tue 4 Mar 2014 - 17:00

Frédéric: Here we go! LET'S PARTY!

everyone else: Okay!


(relevant clip at :13.)

Jim: (pulls out a random rocket launcher, fires a rocket) HELL, NO!

(smoke emits from the dormitories)

Jim: Why are we partying?! And since when did I turn into Harley Gorlliason?!

-Later, when the situation gets out of hand-



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Post by Thescarredman on Wed 7 Jan 2015 - 7:41




Ironically, in the manga she really is pointing this thing at him.
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Post by Kurosaka "Ery" Erika on Thu 2 Jul 2015 - 4:45


We can sum up the whole persona for these characters like this Razz

*Cue Hillshire singing randomly*
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by crazyidiot78 on Thu 2 Jul 2015 - 19:38

You forgot some

Beatrice- the walking explosion

Bernardo- the man who is entirely to happy all the time

Raballo- the man who couldn't keep his mouth shut

Dante- resident nihilistic nut job terrorist

Flanco/ Flanca- well meaning gentleman terrorist bombers who everyone wonders why they haven't shacked up already

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 17:54

@crazyidiot78 wrote:You forgot some

Beatrice- the walking explosion

Bernardo- the man who is entirely to happy all the time

Raballo- the man who couldn't keep his mouth shut

Dante- resident nihilistic nut job terrorist

Flanco/ Flanca- well meaning gentleman terrorist bombers who everyone wonders why they haven't shacked up already

Olga- the obligatory russian

I think that's why the bottom center slot is empty: the creator couldn't decide who deserved it most.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by crazyidiot78 on Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 21:41

I think it was prob meant for Raballo but he couldn't think of anything
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Tue 7 Jul 2015 - 17:27

How could we forget the 'See what happens when' pair, Lauro and Elsa?



Guess there just weren't enough pictures of them in the manga.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Odon on Sat 8 Aug 2015 - 7:56


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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Sun 9 Aug 2015 - 18:30

Oh, God, and he's saying it in a German accent too.

Odon, you're not a well man.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Odon on Mon 10 Aug 2015 - 7:26

@Thescarredman wrote:Oh, God, and he's saying it in a German accent too.

Odon, you're not a well man.
Sorry.  After seeing Terminator Daenerys last week I couldn't resist.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by crazyidiot78 on Mon 10 Aug 2015 - 10:32

Takes place right before the infamous park scene

Stupid Lauro, he doesn't care about me at all...... Elsa slowly raised her gun prepared to shoot her uncaring handler when a final thought ran through her brain.  If you kill them then, they won't learn anything.  "That's right Priscilla said, then men were stupid and sometimes needed to be taught a lesson, especially Lauro.  She said he needed an attitude adjustment, before someone hurt him."  Elsa whispered.  I guess that means I'll have to do it.

"Did you say something," Lauro said trudging through the snow.  "I still don't know why you wanted me to drag you all the way out here.

"It's for your attitude adjustment," Elsa said knocking her handler to the ground.

"What the hell," Lauro groaned.

"Priscilla said that you needed and attitude adjust and we are conditioned to follow the orders of agency personnel.  I'm sorry but this is for your own good," Elsa said kicking Lauro in the ribs refraining from shattering his ribs.  "I don't know how to deliver an attitude adjustment, but Triela says that hitting people is normally involved."

What followed was the longest 45 minutes in Lauro life as his pint sized murder midget proceeded to beat the ever living snot out of him.  Nothing was broken but he was covered head to toe in bruised, with pain in body parts that he didn't even knew he had.

"Whats my name," Elsa growled hauling the lump of flesh formerly known as Lauro off the ground.

"Elsa," Lauro whimpered.

"Good boy," Elsa said giving him a gentle pat on the head.  "Now what are we going to do."

"Go for hot chocolate," Lauro said.

"Good boy," Elsa said.

The agency was thoroughly confused, as a smiling Elsa skipped into the agency with a large mug of hot chocolate.  Adding to their confusion was a battered Lauro who claimed his injuries were a result of a fall.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by FireTrooper113 on Thu 27 Aug 2015 - 18:56

Triela: Hey, Hilshire? That new teddy bear you bought me is kind of creepy.

Hilshire: New teddy bear? What new teddy bear?

Triela: This one!



Hilshire: Um, I never bought that one.

Triela: Then where did it...

Teddy Bear?: Upupupupupupu!
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TSM's 200 Word Challenge

Post by taerKitty on Wed 12 Oct 2016 - 23:45

“Try to taste your food, Angelica. You don’t have to breathe it in.” Marco gave a warm smile to offset his critique.

“Sowwah, Mahco.”

“And don’t talk with your mouth full.”

Angelica gulped down her water. “I’m sorry, Marco. But, ever since I had to start taking the striped pills every day, I’m just hungry all the time.”

“Dr. Ziliani said that might happen, remember? It’s the price you pay for having the myomer implants. You’re stronger now, so you need to eat more.”

Angelica nodded and left the table for seconds. Or was it fifths?

After lunch, Marco waited outside the gym while Angelica performed more experiments with the doctors.  Suddenly, explosion shook the walks.  Gun in hand, Marco rushed in.

An embarrassed Angelica had her hand covering her mouth. “I’m sorry, Marco. I burped.”

Dr. Ziliani added, “When she’s eating five times what we eat every day, some of that is to be expected.”

Mollified, Marco resumed his seat outside the door. He shot to his feet when screams filled the room. Doctor after doctor ran out. Thinking only of Angelica, he burst in and found himself unable to breathe, eyes tearing.

“Sorry, Marco. I couldn’t hold it.”

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Thu 13 Oct 2016 - 0:23

Heheh. Totally unexpected. Delicate little Ange, now the Baby Huey of Section Two.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by PolosElite23 on Thu 13 Oct 2016 - 22:30

XD That's hilarious!

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How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Chronic Guardian on Thu 20 Oct 2016 - 23:53

200 words? Hah! Let me at it!
...Being funny, on the other hand, that's a bit more of a challenge.
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“Jose, you're doing it wrong! Give it here!”


“No, Jean! Stop iiit!”


“Boys!” Rico boomed, glaring at the two men. They shared a glance across the dining room table before returning their attention to the diminutive blonde.


“Jose's drawing pictures of Henrietta on his paperwork again!” Jean told the cyborg, pointing an accusing finger at his younger brother. “And he's doing it in that anime style so it doesn't even look like her.”


“Does too!” Jose protested, jutting his lower lip out in injury.


“Shove it, Jose,” Rico commanded, waving it off. “Besides, we all know you're only interested in Henrietta for her eyes; big shiny things that they are.”


Across the room, in a cushy armchair, Henrietta looked up from her newspaper. She removed a cherrywood pipe from her lips and gave a sauve smile before simply uttering, “Indeed.”


Without another glance at her handler, she gave the paper a bracing snap and went back to reading the funnies. Dilbert was her favorite.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by taerKitty on Fri 21 Oct 2016 - 16:22

First rule of humor: always be certain of yourself.

Second rule of humor: if you found it funny, then it's funny.  You just have to find the right audience for it.

I liked it for the contrast of characterizations, and the absurdity of seeing 'Etta as a very self-composed, very proper, very British young lady.  

Who likes reading Dilbert.

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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Tue 18 Apr 2017 - 17:52

Verotrois: Rachel, can I talk to you about something?

C. Raych (looking around nervously): Umm, sure?


Verotrois: There's this guy on the campus who's coming on really strong, and he's making me kind of nervous. Do you have any advice on how to handle him?

Raych (eyes wide): Me?

Vee: You must know plenty about keeping amorous guys at arm's length. There isn't a man on the compound who doesn't watch that cute little figure-eight you make when you're walking away. Especially Danilo. How do you keep his hands off you when you're alone?

C. Raych (eyes studying boots): Well, er, actually, I don't.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Post by Thescarredman on Tue 18 Apr 2017 - 17:59

Odile and Claes in the Section Two Library:

Odile: What are you reading, Claes?

Claes: A fascinating independent news magazine. It seems they've discovered proof that Hitler was a space alien. You?

Odile: Oh, another Camille Paglia.

Claes: You finished the Simone de Beauvoir?

Odile: The Second Sex? Uh huh. Henrietta's reading it now.
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