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Post by crazyidiot78 on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 18:51

The following is a list of TV and movies the girls are no longer allowed to watch.

Beatrice- Gun smith cats due to geting to many novel ideas on how to use C4

Rico- Top shot and other shows demonstrating trick shots as she tries to replicate them

Henrietta- any and all cooking shows as the staff have enough time keeping her out of the kitchen as is

Triela- any anime with a ditzy blond as the lead character due to the undescribable rage it drives her two

Claes- Lousy remakes of literary classics send her into a psychogenic fugue for a week

Sylvia and giada- anything star trek related due to the horrible nightmares the loss of the red shirts cause

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Post by ElfenMagix on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 19:01

Rico - The Rifleman, Wild Wild West, Bonanza, The Virginian, Wagon Train, The Big Valley, and any old time Westerns... She might try to duplicate the shots on the shows.

Claes - The Matrix Series, for she might philosophical on everybody and tell them "there is no tea and cake"

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 19:02

Kubrick's Lolita is a no-brainer.

Also, crazy? Last item makes no sense. Dead girls can't watch TV.

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 19:04

Natch you are correct I guess i was thinking that they were not dead at this point. I was trying to make a bit of a red shirt joke I guess it didn't work to well

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Post by theprodigalson on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 19:04

Nachtsider wrote:Also, crazy? Last item makes no sense. Dead girls can't watch TV.


Ouch. OUCH.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 19:10

Nachtsider wrote:Kubrick's Lolita is a no-brainer.

Also, crazy? Last item makes no sense. Dead girls can't watch TV.

Only one was is alive though heavily damaged, Sylvia I think she was (short brunette haired one), Glada (the curly haired one) was killed in the blast.

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 19:46

ElfenMagix wrote:Only one was is alive though heavily damaged,
Silvia; dead in the blast. Appears to have wavy red hair but later Yu drawings in color have her blonde.

Chiara; damaged, reports being able to move. Short black hair. Never appears again in the series (up to ch.89).


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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Pax on Mon 14 May 2012 - 21:02

All of the cyborgs: Gurren Lagaan just to maintain the handlers sanity. A multi-million dollar killing machine deciding that the motto "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" is a good one to start following can be nothing but bad news for a top secret agency...

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Tue 15 May 2012 - 4:27

Pax wrote:All of the cyborgs: Gurren Lagaan just to maintain the handlers sanity. A multi-million dollar killing machine deciding that the motto "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" is a good one to start following can be nothing but bad news for a top secret agency...


Yes but think of the insane shenanagans the girls could get into by watching it. The idea is worth pursuing what would happen for the humor alone.

Also vetoed Reality shows like Big Brother, The mole, and Survivor lest their immature young minds try to immatate it.

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Post by Officer_Charon on Tue 15 May 2012 - 12:31

Or, God forbid... Jackass.

All: "Marisa, DON'T!"
Marisa: "Aww, c'mon guys... it was only a SMALL gunpowder charge, and the golf cart doesn't go THAT fast..."

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Pax on Tue 15 May 2012 - 16:37

crazyidiot78 wrote:
Pax wrote:All of the cyborgs: Gurren Lagaan just to maintain the handlers sanity. A multi-million dollar killing machine deciding that the motto "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" is a good one to start following can be nothing but bad news for a top secret agency...


Yes but think of the insane shenanagans the girls could get into by watching it. The idea is worth pursuing what would happen for the humor alone.

Also vetoed Reality shows like Big Brother, The mole, and Survivor lest their immature young minds try to immatate it.


evenbetter, one of the girls that knows how to sew makes up a Dai Gurren Brigde flag to fly outside the agency

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Tue 15 May 2012 - 16:53

LOL

now i have this stuck in my head

Henrietta- We once lived in a sea of despair but we have seen the light.

Rico- Now unsurpassed in all of Italy. Feel the wrath of the gunslinger girls.

Marisa- Just who the hell do you think we are.

Beatrice- sets off the explosives

Tea- What the hell do you think you are doing thats the third sheet you've ruined this month.

Ellio- Marisa office now

bernardo- Nice job on the special effects kiddo

Jean and Jose- not helping.....

(vodoo sorry for using marisa but she was the only other cyborg crazy enough to try it i think)

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Tross on Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 21:44

Well, I'm guessing dead girls tell no tales either, but it'd be very hard for them to watch tv, unless they have tv in the afterlife. I believe heaven has everything, but the big, and possibly morbid question is whether the girls would go to heaven. I'd say they shouldn't watch any extreme stuff. Petra already defies physics as part of her exercise routine. What if she took up an extreme sport? Just think of the potential damage the cyborgs could sustain, and how much time and resources it'd take to get them back to normal. Not to mention that it'd shorten their lifespan, and what if they have a big wipe-out before an important mission?

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by tremec6speed on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 18:03

Officer_Charon wrote:Or, God forbid... Jackass.

All: "Marisa, DON'T!"
Marisa: "Aww, c'mon guys... it was only a SMALL gunpowder charge, and the golf cart doesn't go THAT fast..."

Claes: Yeah, but you have to wait till Chief Lorenzo got off first!
Lorenzo: Heeeeeellllllp!!!! *CRASH*
Marisa: Oops.... sweat
Ayden: *munch, crunch* cool.... *munch, munch, gulp!*


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Post by crazyidiot78 on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 18:38

Rico- i'm sorry Jean but I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Jean- Rico that is physically impossible

Rico- For you maybe but I'm a cyborg with super human abilities so it wil work.

Jean- why did I let you watch mythbusters

Rico- beacuse if you didn't you would face the reality of Fero making you sleep on the couch again.

Jean-

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 19:06

Tross wrote:Well, I'm guessing dead girls tell no tales either, but it'd be very hard for them to watch tv, unless they have tv in the afterlife. I believe heaven has everything, but the big, and possibly morbid question is whether the girls would go to heaven. I'd say they shouldn't watch any extreme stuff. Petra already defies physics as part of her exercise routine. What if she took up an extreme sport? Just think of the potential damage the cyborgs could sustain, and how much time and resources it'd take to get them back to normal. Not to mention that it'd shorten their lifespan, and what if they have a big wipe-out before an important mission?


Tross you've given me a really cool idea for a fic. Several nations that are in the know about the the Italians cyborg program have uncovered a plot for violence at the upcoming 2014 olympics. Desperate to avoid a repeat of the 1972 games several of the girls are inserted as participants into the olympic games to act as undercover agents. This would have to focus on generation 2 girls but Triela and maybe claes could be included as well. Now given the vast array of venues and people at the olympics the girls are spread across multiple venues and are under strict orders not to expose there abilities. Also Petra runs into trouble when several competitors on the russian gymnastic team spark her memory.

Petra- gymnastics

Triela- Taekwondo

Soni- shooting

Fleccia- archery

Gatonerro- Diving

Claes- sailing

Tea- cycling

I stuck to cannon girls for now and events that not as many people watch and or could have girls at a younger age.

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 20:01

placed an expanded version of this in the plot ideas thread

http://gunslinger-girl.up-with.com/t169p650-idea-and-concept-generation#103027

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Post by Awinnell on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 21:59

2014 olympics?

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Post by Three Dog on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 2:23

Awinnell wrote:2014 olympics?

Yeah, you know the multi-verse theory? Well I belive that this website is a portal between universes, with most members being from different universes, and in CI's universe, the olympics are in 2014, not 2012.

crazyidiot78 wrote:
Tross wrote:Well, I'm guessing dead girls tell
no tales either, but it'd be very hard for them to watch tv, unless they
have tv in the afterlife. I believe heaven has everything, but the big,
and possibly morbid question is whether the girls would go to heaven.
I'd say they shouldn't watch any extreme stuff. Petra already defies
physics as part of her exercise routine. What if she took up an extreme
sport? Just think of the potential damage the cyborgs could sustain, and
how much time and resources it'd take to get them back to normal. Not
to mention that it'd shorten their lifespan, and what if they have a big
wipe-out before an important mission?


Tross you've given
me a really cool idea for a fic. Several nations that are in the know
about the the Italians cyborg program have uncovered a plot for violence
at the upcoming 2014 olympics. Desperate to avoid a repeat of the 1972
games several of the girls are inserted as participants into the
olympic games to act as undercover agents. This would have to focus on
generation 2 girls but Triela and maybe claes could be included as well.
Now given the vast array of venues and people at the olympics the
girls are spread across multiple venues and are under strict orders not
to expose there abilities. Also Petra runs into trouble when several
competitors on the russian gymnastic team spark her memory.

Petra- gymnastics

Triela- Taekwondo

Soni- shooting

Fleccia- archery

Gatonerro- Diving

Claes- sailing

Tea- cycling

I stuck to cannon girls for now and events that not as many people watch and or could have girls at a younger age.


For some reason, I have this picture of Triela or Claes getting carried away and/or being placed in another event by accident, and winning the Gold in weight lifting.

And this may sound like a stupid question, but who is Tea? Says you've stuck to cannon girls, but I've never heard of her.

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Post by Alfisti on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 3:06

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:And this may sound like a stupid question, but who is Tea? Says you've stuck to cannon girls, but I've never heard of her.
"Tea" (or variations thereof) is sort of the official, unofficial name given to Lorenzo's maid who shows up briefly in the Manga. In Gladstone right now so I don't have the picture.

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Post by Three Dog on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 3:11

Alfisti wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:And this may sound like a stupid question, but who is Tea? Says you've stuck to cannon girls, but I've never heard of her.
"Tea" (or variations thereof) is sort of the official, unofficial name given to Lorenzo's maid who shows up briefly in the Manga. In Gladstone right now so I don't have the picture.

This raises further questions Puzzled! Why does he have a cyborg as a miad? How come she is not a combatant? Does she know more about the world than the other cyborgs? If she is a fighter, is she a badass like Roberta from Black lagoon?

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Post by Alfisti on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 3:20

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:This raises further questions Puzzled! Why does he have a cyborg as a miad? How come she is not a combatant? Does she know more about the world than the other cyborgs? If she is a fighter, is she a badass like Roberta from Black lagoon?
Frankly, that she's even a cyborg is just fandom speculation so... all pretty open depending on your interpretation/who's writing her.

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Post by Three Dog on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 3:28

Alfisti wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:This raises further questions Puzzled! Why does he have a cyborg as a miad? How come she is not a combatant? Does she know more about the world than the other cyborgs? If she is a fighter, is she a badass like Roberta from Black lagoon?
Frankly, that she's even a cyborg is just fandom speculation so... all pretty open depending on your interpretation/who's writing her.

Don't let me interperate it, it will be very, very silly Razz

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 6:18

Awinnell wrote:2014 olympics?


I goofed when i wrote that since in my own fanfictions timeline its coming up on the 2014 winter olympics in russia sorry

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Post by Awinnell on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 6:23

i forgot about the winter games,they get little coverage here in the UK as we tend to suck at the sports being competed then,mind you we tend to suck at the summer games as well and that will be on TV non stop for a fortnight !

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 7:26

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
Alfisti wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:This raises further questions Puzzled! Why does he have a cyborg as a miad? How come she is not a combatant? Does she know more about the world than the other cyborgs? If she is a fighter, is she a badass like Roberta from Black lagoon?
Frankly, that she's even a cyborg is just fandom speculation so... all pretty open depending on your interpretation/who's writing her.

Don't let me interperate it, it will be very, very silly Razz


You just had to say something like that DOW

"Is everything alright Roberta," Garcia lovelace asked catching Roberta gazing as reflections in the glass again as they made their way through downtown Rome. After living with the former gorrilla and terrorist for a number of years he was slowly picking up on her quirks.

"It seems you have an admirer," Roberta replied inclining her head towards the long haired blonds reflection in the glass.

"She is quite pretty, but a bit young for me, and besides I'm married" Garcia replied.

"Fabiola will be happy to hear you say that," Roberta said as they continued towards their desitination. The pair soon stopped at a lonely street corner waiting for the light to change.

Gathering her courage the blond hesitently stepped up to the pair. "Excuse me," Tea asked looking up at the tall forgieners.

"Yes, can we help you," Garcia replied.

"Well um I was wondering...." Tea stuttered.

"I am flattered but as you can see I'm married," Garicia replied holding up his hand.

Tea shook her head. "It's not that," Tea said embarrassed before looking up at Roberta. "Can you teach me how to be a badass maid. I mean you are her right." Tea said holding up her book with a ferosous looking Roberta on the cover. "The people I work for are driving me crazy and never listen to me but I could be scary like you then maybe they wouldn't try no many crazy stunts."

Stunned into silence the light changed unnoticed as the trio stood on the empty street corner. "What makes you think that I am this woman," Roberta replied.

"Um well you see I had to dig a little but Ronapur exists even if the Thai government tries to hide it and i've read about the Italian mafia in the newpapers. Plus several other facts from the book seem to mirror real life if you look real hard so um are you Roberta lovelace." Tea asked.

Garcia couldn't hold it anymore and let out a laugh. "I can't believe he actually did it."

"Did what master," Roberta asked.

"He turned his life into a manga, how did revy not kill him," Garcia laughed. "So are you willing to take on a student Roberta."

"Lesson number one, pain can be an effective motivator in small sharp doses," Roberta said cooly as she picked up her master by the skin of his arm.

"Come on Roberta its not my fault,' Garcia cried out.

"Lesson two make sure you punish the guilty party," Roberta said taking out her phone.

"Hello Rebecca....... there is no need for you to forget your manners ............. Rock made our lives into a manga .............. yes, I am standing with a fan of mine right now ............ please let him know of my displeasure ........... thank you ........" Roberta said ending the call.

"Lesson three the threat of force is only as good as your willingness to carry it out," Roberta added.

"Can I have your autograph," a starry eyed Tea asked.

After spending the day with them recieving several more lessons including the Maffia placing a flee on sight order on her Tea bid the pair farewell but not before recieving an invitation to South America should she ever want to leave Italy.

"Master why did you offer her a job," Roberta asked.

"You seemed to like her well enough," Garcia replied. "And I could use another maid to help take care of the twins since Fabiola has another on the way,"

"Your not planning on taking over Colombia with your maid army are you," Roberta joked.

"Nope," Garcia replied repressing a grin.

Several days after the encounter with her idol Tea recieved a call to see the chief is his office. "You wanted to see me chief,"

"Yes, please take a seat," Lorenzo replied.

"Is something wrong sir," Tea asked.

"While I am glad that the ussual escapades around here have decreased many of the girls are starting to be afraid of you." Lorenzo said.

"I'm sorry sir its just they never listen and I'm tired of having to fix clothing or hair or anything else." Tea said in a huff.

"No it's ok we need some one to control them when the handlers aren't around," Lorenzo replied.

"Then whats the problem sir," Tea asked.

"While technically the agency is a government run orphanage its buried so deep that no one really knows we exist or asks questions, and yet we have had several od requests over the past week." Lorenzo explained.

"What kind of requests," Tea asked not following the conversation.

"The lovelace family wants to hire you as a nanny, a russian woman by the name of Validina Chang wants to adopt you, and for some reason you are now denied entry into Japan." Lorenzo explained.

To stunned to think straigh Tea did the only thing that came to mind and fainted rather than deal with the implications.

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Post by Three Dog on Tue 19 Jun 2012 - 15:07

crazyidiot78 wrote:"The lovelace family wants to hire you as a nanny, a russian woman by the name of Validina Chang wants to adopt you, and for some reason you are now denied entry into Japan." Lorenzo explained.

That is brilliant cheers! wunderbar! Well played, sir, well played indeed . Please tell me there is more to go with this.

I'm getting a copy of that and adding it to my Library, seriously, that rocks .

And did you imply that Balaliaka (Fry Face) and Mr. Chang got it on? Cool

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Post by Tross on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 0:55

Damn, some successful nergalshnoofing went down, and I wasn't apart of it. Well, aside from maybe unintentionally being a catalyist. Ok, I'm going with that, so that I could say I was involved in some nergalshnoofing. cheers Now to find more ways to schmendaldorf.

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Three Dog on Wed 20 Jun 2012 - 1:36

Tross wrote:Damn, some successful nergalshnoofing went down, and I wasn't apart of it. Well, aside from maybe unintentionally being a catalyist. Ok, I'm going with that, so that I could say I was involved in some nergalshnoofing. cheers Now to find more ways to schmendaldorf.

You are the great catalyst?! All rejoice, for he has come to catalyse cheers! There will be peace between the members, with no more in-fighting... ... yeah, that sort of in-fighting. And if yee doth dare to in-fight, then the great Catalyst will send forth his mighty, though cute, army of minions!


And all yee who deny the existance, or the omnipitance, of the mighty catalyst, shall perish, in the snow of DOOM !

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Tross on Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 0:54

Thank you. Thank you. Wow. I may have come up with Schmendaldorfing, but you've perfected it. This is a cause for celebration! cheers

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Three Dog on Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 2:57

Tross wrote:Thank you. Thank you. Wow. I may have come up with Schmendaldorfing, but you've perfected it. This is a cause for celebration! cheers


You sir, are a bad influence.

I am also a bad influence.

Together we could rule the world! We will rule through the power of lol, like so:

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by ElfenMagix on Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 12:28

After a while of ruling the world, everything that has been said and done will be said and done, and the world starts to get boring. Thus you will release it because it is not in ruling the world that is your target, but chasing it is.

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Post by Alfisti on Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 13:40

ElfenMagix wrote:After a while of ruling the world, everything that has been said and done will be said and done, and the world starts to get boring. Thus you will release it because it is not in ruling the world that is your target, but chasing it is.
See "Megamind". Razz

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Tross on Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 15:21

Well, we'll just have to use mass media to our advantage. Of course, that would then be media that the agency should ban.

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Three Dog on Fri 22 Jun 2012 - 22:19

Alfisti wrote:
ElfenMagix wrote:After a while of ruling the world, everything that has been said and done will be said and done, and the world starts to get boring. Thus you will release it because it is not in ruling the world that is your target, but chasing it is.
See "Megamind". Razz
Oh-loe?

Tross wrote:Well, we'll just have to use mass media to our advantage. Of course, that would then be media that the agency should ban.
I dunno, people aren't as stupid as they seem... Most of the time... Sometimes... Ocasionally someone will ask a question... fuck, they're idiots. To the TV/Radio/inernet/newspaper stations!

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Tross on Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 13:04

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
Alfisti wrote:
ElfenMagix wrote:After a while of ruling the world, everything that has been said and done will be said and done, and the world starts to get boring. Thus you will release it because it is not in ruling the world that is your target, but chasing it is.
See "Megamind". Razz
Oh-loe?

Tross wrote:Well, we'll just have to use mass media to our advantage. Of course, that would then be media that the agency should ban.
I dunno, people aren't as stupid as they seem... Most of the time... Sometimes... Ocasionally someone will ask a question... fuck, they're idiots. To the TV/Radio/inernet/newspaper stations!


RoFL. So true. We could even just use Facebook. All we'd have to do is say that Justin Bieber endorses everything we do and we can bend the masses to our will. Then, taking over the world would be a piece of cake. We wouldn't even have to hire this drugged up mad scientist: It's brilliant! Man, people really are dumb. But that will hardly matter when we're chilling out on cloud 9.

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Three Dog on Mon 25 Jun 2012 - 15:16

Tross wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
Alfisti wrote:
ElfenMagix wrote:After a while of ruling the world, everything that has been said and done will be said and done, and the world starts to get boring. Thus you will release it because it is not in ruling the world that is your target, but chasing it is.
See "Megamind". Razz
Oh-loe?

Tross wrote:Well, we'll just have to use mass media to our advantage. Of course, that would then be media that the agency should ban.
I dunno, people aren't as stupid as they seem... Most of the time... Sometimes... Ocasionally someone will ask a question... fuck, they're idiots. To the TV/Radio/inernet/newspaper stations!


RoFL. So true. We could even just use Facebook. All we'd have to do is say that Justin Bieber endorses everything we do and we can bend the masses to our will. Then, taking over the world would be a piece of cake. We wouldn't even have to hire this drugged up mad scientist: It's brilliant! Man, people really are dumb. But that will hardly matter when we're chilling out on cloud 9.

Dunno about that Justin Bieber thing Puzzled , it might get us half of the female population, but most of the males, well... it's Justin Bieber , nuff said. We'd need to claim a whole head of other people endorse our total world domination. Maybe that twat from Twilight, Oprah, and Sean Connery. Then, we'd have complete domination . BTW, I call dibs on Europe, Australia and the Middle East. To global conquest! cheers

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Tross on Wed 27 Jun 2012 - 22:13

Yeah, that guy from Twilight who's shirtless for half of the trailer(and I'm assuming half of the movie too) would be the perfect candidate to aid us in our world domination. You're right though that us guys are above all of that. Then again, all we'd have to do to get the male population, and a good chunk of the female population would be to get the NFL and NHL(for the US and Canada respectively), and FIFA(for the rest of the world) to endorse us, and we'd be set. cheers

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Three Dog on Wed 27 Jun 2012 - 23:12

Tross wrote:Yeah, that guy from Twilight who's shirtless for half of the trailer(and I'm assuming half of the movie too) would be the perfect candidate to aid us in our world domination. You're right though that us guys are above all of that. Then again, all we'd have to do to get the male population, and a good chunk of the female population would be to get the NFL and NHL(for the US and Canada respectively), and FIFA(for the rest of the world) to endorse us, and we'd be set. cheers

Good thinking.

Oru evil pans are coming to fruition! Mwahahaha!

Wait, I just realised a hitch . What if Chuck Norris gets involved? He'd pick us up with his mind and digest us telekinetically! Well, was nice while it lasted, any ideas besides

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by MP5 on Wed 27 Jun 2012 - 23:33

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote: . What if Chuck Norris gets involved? He'd pick us up with his mind and digest us telekinetically! Well, was nice while it lasted, any ideas besides


Forget Norris, I'm more worried about the horrible things Liam Neeson would do to evil people!

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Three Dog on Wed 27 Jun 2012 - 23:55

MP5 wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote: . What if Chuck Norris gets involved? He'd pick us up with his mind and digest us telekinetically! Well, was nice while it lasted, any ideas besides


Forget Norris, I'm more worried about the horrible things Liam Neeson would do to evil people!


So long as we don't kidnap his daughter, frame him for a crime he didn't commit, or blockade Naboo, I think we'll be good.

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Tross on Mon 2 Jul 2012 - 17:34

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
MP5 wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote: . What if Chuck Norris gets involved? He'd pick us up with his mind and digest us telekinetically! Well, was nice while it lasted, any ideas besides


Forget Norris, I'm more worried about the horrible things Liam Neeson would do to evil people!


So long as we don't kidnap his daughter, frame him for a crime he didn't commit, or blockade Naboo, I think we'll be good.


I'm assuming we're not referring to his character in the Ponyo dub who was a terrible father who let his daughter go off on her own, flood Japan, and move in with a strange kid and his mother.

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Re: Agency censorship

Post by Three Dog on Mon 2 Jul 2012 - 18:23

Tross wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
MP5 wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote: . What if Chuck Norris gets involved? He'd pick us up with his mind and digest us telekinetically! Well, was nice while it lasted, any ideas besides


Forget Norris, I'm more worried about the horrible things Liam Neeson would do to evil people!


So long as we don't kidnap his daughter, frame him for a crime he didn't commit, or blockade Naboo, I think we'll be good.


I'm assuming we're not referring to his character in the Ponyo dub who was a terrible father who let his daughter go off on her own, flood Japan, and move in with a strange kid and his mother.


Not as far as I know, but I've been wrong before.

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Post by Alfisti on Tue 3 Jul 2012 - 3:22

Tross wrote:I'm assuming we're not referring to his character in the Ponyo dub who was a terrible father who let his daughter go off on her own, flood Japan, and move in with a strange kid and his mother.
Neeson was Ponyo's dad for the English dub? Wow, that movie could have gone such a different direction.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 3 Jul 2012 - 7:13

I still love the outgoing voice mail message he left on that one lady's mobile when he appeared on The Graham Norton Show.

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Post by Three Dog on Tue 3 Jul 2012 - 20:37

Kiskaloo wrote:I still love the outgoing voice mail message he left on that one lady's mobile when he appeared on The Graham Norton Show.


I remember that, that was bloody awsome. Iwonder if I can find it on Youtube....? Yup, here it is: (at 2:30ish)


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Post by Professor Voodoo on Tue 3 Jul 2012 - 21:43

Alfisti wrote:Neeson was Ponyo's dad for the English dub?
How could it be anyone else? That voice is unmistakable.

Liam Neeson is the only Ulsterman I know of who could play an English Knight (1), a German (2), a Scotsman (3), an Irishman (4), a Frenchman (5), a Jedi (6), a Russian (7), multiple Americans (8), a Lion (9), some kind of water spirit (10), and a Greek god (11)...and use the same accent for every role.

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Post by Kiskaloo on Tue 3 Jul 2012 - 21:47

Professor Voodoo wrote:
Alfisti wrote:Neeson was Ponyo's dad for the English dub?

How could it be anyone else? That voice is unmistakable.

Liam Neeson is the only Ulsterman I know of who could play an English Knight (1), a German (2), a Scotsman (3), an Irishman (4), a Frenchman (5), a Jedi (6), a Russian (7), multiple Americans (8), a Lion (9), some kind of water spirit (10), and a Greek god (11)...and use the same accent for every role.

1-Excalibur
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5-Les Miserables
6-Star Wars I
7-K-19
8-Kinsey, Gangs of New York, Taken
9-Chronicles of Narnia
10-Ponyo
11-Clash of the Titans remake



MP5 suggested he be the voice of Michele for a GSG OC anime, so that would be an Italian. Razz

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Post by Three Dog on Tue 3 Jul 2012 - 22:03

Kiskaloo wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:
Alfisti wrote:Neeson was Ponyo's dad for the English dub?

How could it be anyone else? That voice is unmistakable.

Liam Neeson is the only Ulsterman I know of who could play an English Knight (1), a German (2), a Scotsman (3), an Irishman (4), a Frenchman (5), a Jedi (6), a Russian (7), multiple Americans (8), a Lion (9), some kind of water spirit (10), and a Greek god (11)...and use the same accent for every role.

1-Excalibur
2-Schindler's List
3-Rob Roy
4-Michael Collins
5-Les Miserables
6-Star Wars I
7-K-19
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9-Chronicles of Narnia
10-Ponyo
11-Clash of the Titans remake



MP5 suggested he be the voice of Michele for a GSG OC anime, so that would be an Italian. Razz


He could do it too. So, how's gonna fund it?

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Post by Awinnell on Wed 4 Jul 2012 - 1:33

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
Kiskaloo wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:
Alfisti wrote:Neeson was Ponyo's dad for the English dub?

How could it be anyone else? That voice is unmistakable.

Liam Neeson is the only Ulsterman I know of who could play an English Knight (1), a German (2), a Scotsman (3), an Irishman (4), a Frenchman (5), a Jedi (6), a Russian (7), multiple Americans (8), a Lion (9), some kind of water spirit (10), and a Greek god (11)...and use the same accent for every role.

1-Excalibur
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3-Rob Roy
4-Michael Collins
5-Les Miserables
6-Star Wars I
7-K-19
8-Kinsey, Gangs of New York, Taken
9-Chronicles of Narnia
10-Ponyo
11-Clash of the Titans remake



MP5 suggested he be the voice of Michele for a GSG OC anime, so that would be an Italian. Razz


He could do it too. So, how's gonna fund it?


Add Sean Connery to that list

Russian sub captain (hunt for the red october)

Egyptian Immortal (highlander)

James bond

All with the same accent

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