coolest ways for a cyborg to kill you

watching 1000 ways to die, I thought what would be the coolest way for one to die by the hands of a cyborg.
then I came up with this: Triela is akimbo-ing Glock 18s ( trying something new). She is on the top of one building across the street from an apartment building holding an FRF hideout. The hideout has a balcony that Triela jumps onto and a glass sliding door that she busts through, capping the two watching TV. She the sets both her 18s to fully automatic and sprays into the wall and blows apart the unlucky man behind it. that's the end of them. what does the world think? What would be your favorite way to go

ProjectZ wrote:watching 1000 ways to die, I thought what would be the coolest way for one to die by the hands of a cyborg.
then I came up with this: Triela is akimbo-ing Glock 18s ( trying something new). She is on the top of one building across the street from an apartment building holding an FRF hideout. The hideout has a balcony that Triela jumps onto and a glass sliding door that she busts through, capping the two watching TV. She the sets both her 18s to fully automatic and sprays into the wall and blows apart the unlucky man behind it. that's the end of them. what does the world think? What would be your favorite way to go

Unfortunately the last time I saw a chick kill someone like this, it was in Transporter 2.

The thought of Triela in pink bra and panties with stockings and garter belt, excessive eye shadow and red stiletto heels is...disturbing.

How about this...

Jose is looking through the Naples mansion of former crime boss Walter Schiavone when he's suddenly confronted by a horde of Camorra thugs.

Jose: Say hello to my little friend!

Henrietta enters firing M16/M203.

*Takes out garbage*
Rico looking at you and pointing gun at you
Garbage day!
*Shoots*

Or this:

Rico? Rico, what are you doing here? That's a hotel uniform you're wearing!

Rico: What am I supposed to say now? Oh, I know. (takes out gun) The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men...

Dead Treme Scenario #1:
Me: Hi, your name is Elsa de Sica?
Elsa: What do you want?
Me: Aw, nothin'. I was just looking at the HUGE snozz your handler has! Ever notice that? Man what a nose! From a distance, it kinda looks like a wiener is hanging from his face! hahahah! Wait, where are you going with that blender? Hey, HEY! Don't stick my nose in AHHHH!
(don't know that that qualifies as a 'cool' way to go, but deSica might get points for being creative)
#2:
Me: Petricia? No, no that's not right.... Pebabushka! lolz.
Petra: Grrrrrrrr....
Me: Oh wait, I know! Pet-da-TUSHIE! Woo Hoo! Yeah baby!
Hey, put me down! Why are we going to the men's room? No, no, no nO0ooooooo!
KER FLUSHHHHHH!
(classic head in the toilet, royal flush trick)
That's kinda cool me thinks.....

The wall to your house blasts open. Claes enters holding a High Impulse Weapon System in her tiny hands.

Claes: I'm back. And I'M BAD!

Odon wrote:

ProjectZ wrote:watching 1000 ways to die, I thought what would be the coolest way for one to die by the hands of a cyborg.
then I came up with this: Triela is akimbo-ing Glock 18s ( trying something new). She is on the top of one building across the street from an apartment building holding an FRF hideout. The hideout has a balcony that Triela jumps onto and a glass sliding door that she busts through, capping the two watching TV. She the sets both her 18s to fully automatic and sprays into the wall and blows apart the unlucky man behind it. that's the end of them. what does the world think? What would be your favorite way to go

Unfortunately the last time I saw a chick kill someone like this, it was in Transporter 2.

The thought of Triela in pink bra and panties with stockings and garter belt, excessive eye shadow and red stiletto heels is...disturbing.

never have watched transporter two, but Triela was wearing normal clothes

they drop a piano on my car

Well, I almost had an OC die returning a soccer ball chipped off-field by Rico...with his head.

Nicolo: Nobody told me cyborgs play football with a medicine ball!

Dario: That's not cool, that's just dumb.

Petra wearing a short black leather skirt and jacket, wielding Guns Akimbo micro-Uzis.

"I'm a friend of Giuseppe Falsone. I was told that he's here. Can I see him please?"

The Carabinieri sergeant looks up from his paperwork, surprised to see the cute girl in her twin plaits and knitted wool sweater. Not the kind of person you'd expect to ask to see a notorious Camorra crime boss.

"No, you can't. He's making a statement."

"Where is he?"

"Look it may take a while. If you want to wait, there's a bench over there."

The girl slowly surveys the room, then leans over the desk towards the sergeant and says in a heavy Austrian accent; "I'll be
back."

The sergeant shakes his head and goes back to his paperwork as the girl exits the building. For the next few minutes all that is heard is the scratching of his pen and the growl of an approaching vehicle. Too late the sergeant realises its headlights are growing much too
bright, and the last thing he sees as the white Fiat Fiorano crashes through the window is the terrified faces of three girls in the front seat, one of them wearing a fake moustache.

Odon wrote:The sergeant shakes his head and goes back to his paperwork as the girl exits the building. For the next few minutes all that is heard is the scratching of his pen and the growl of an approaching vehicle. Too late the sergeant realises its headlights are growing much too
bright, and the last thing he sees as the white Fiat Fiorano crashes through the window is the terrified faces of three girls in the front seat, one of them wearing a fake moustache.

The Murder Midgets Strike Again!

Marisa: Hit the brakes! The BRAKES!

Rico: No Henrietta, the other pedal!

Henrietta: What difference does it make? I can't reach any of them!

So like, I'm blocking someone, and then she punches through my skull with her left, grabs their jaw as her hand goes out the back of my head, and rips it out. While we're getting pulled forward, she comes around with her right and smashes their skull in half.

Fuckin A..