Epic Rap Battles in (Anime/Video Game/etc) History

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Sun 19 Feb 2012 - 14:54

Based of the Youtube series "Epic Rap Battles in History"


Raising Heart (Nanoha) vs 343 Guilty Spark (Halo)





RH:

SET UP, GO!
Now watch me annihilate this light bulb in one blow
Think you can harm me with your Sentinel drones
Last time I fought UAVs, those noobs their asses got pwned

Spark, your a hundred thousand years out of date
I'll Starlight Breaker you, just like I did to Fate!
I'll tell you this now, this battle's already ended,
By the time this is all over bitch, you going to get befriended!




343:

I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation 04!
You have British voice actor but your English is still poor!
Leveling buildings? Ha!, Your a noob at devastation!
I wipe out whole galaxies with my Halo installation!


Without Nanoha, you couldn't do a thing.
I'm an autonomous AI, your just some loli's bling!
They call your master lyrical but she can't even sing!
What's your your Starlight Breaker gonna do when I light my Halo ring!?

RH:

Halo Installation? Don't make me laugh!
Last time I checked, It got blown clean in half!
You couldn't beat me, not even in your dreams!
I hear your weak against lasers. Good, 'cause I've got plenty of beams!

I'm a devastating weapon in the hands of an ace!
Your just metal soccer ball from hula-hoop in space!
Wide Area Search! I've got you in my sights
I'm gonna fire a Divine Buster and blast out your lights!

343:

I've got something say, and believe me I'm no lia'
I'm going to sideline you like they sidelined Yuuno Scrya!
You've meddled with protocol, and now your going pay
You're gonna get smashed up just like you did in A's

You need cartridges to attack, there's something you should know,
My laser beam never runs out of ammo!
I've got army of Sentinel, and were ready to blow you to bits
But I shall at least try make your death quick and painless!


Please comment and/or create your own battles.

Some possible future constestants include:
Rico and Henrietta vs the Vampire Twins from Black Lagoon
Haruhi vs Madoka
Homura vs Nanoha
Yuno Gasai vs Rena Ryuguu
Akemi Homura vs HOOUUIIIIN KYOOOOOMA!!!
Araya Souren (Kara No Kyoukai) vs Kotomine Kirei (Fate/Stay Night)


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Re: Epic Rap Battles in (Anime/Video Game/etc) History

Post by Nuke is Good on Mon 20 Feb 2012 - 1:32

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/m/6220/rapping

This comes to mind when it comes to the topic at hand. I had two "freestyles" in there.
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Post by MadHatChemist on Sat 24 Mar 2012 - 18:37

Economics + Rap battle =



The sequel:

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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Mon 9 Apr 2012 - 21:58

A new one for you:
Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Hayate Yagami (Nanoha)


Light:

I am Kira, God of the World!
Your just a wheel chair-bound loli turned magical girl!
So what if your an officer in a magical military
I'll demote you resident of the local cemetary!

Whether you live or die, Its all my decision
I strike down all who oppose me with lethal precision!
With a stroke of my pen, you will be defeated
Then I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!

Hayate:

Hayate Yagami of the TSAB here to teach you a lesson
My magic will blow through you like Matsuda's Smith and Wesson!
Your magic book can only hit one target at a time
I can take out a dozen city blocks with mine!

You use your powers with no care or responsibility
Your not a god, just a loose piece of artillery!
If you even try to harm me, it to won't go to keikaku
You'll get jumped by a mob of a few thousand pissed otaku!

Light:

I'm a more prolific killer than your average shinigami
Make you the deadest mahou shoujo since Tomoe Mami!
The story of this battle you will not live to tell
I'll send you beyond the grave to go hang out with L!

Hayate:

Light, your the one whose going end up dead,
Try writing in your notebook, with an iceberg on your head
You're outstanding crimes will be your own annihilation
Prepare to face the wrath of the Time-Space Administration!
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Re: Epic Rap Battles in (Anime/Video Game/etc) History

Post by crazyidiot78 on Mon 9 Apr 2012 - 22:47

Nice
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Post by SPARTAN 119 on Tue 17 Apr 2012 - 23:46

Haruhi Suzumiya vs Madoka Kaname:

HS:

I'm normally interesting the magical and the bizarre,
but this mahou shoujo is boring me so far!
I know your feeling down seeing as your friends have died
but you didn't try to help them, you just stood their and cried.

You... With divine powers?! That seems slightly odd.
You let Kyubee live... your too soft to be a god!
When this is finished, you will be owned!
Prove your are more useless than Kyon!

MK:

As for why you don't deserve to be a god, I could go on for hours!
For starters you do nothing but subconciously abuse your powers!
You threaten the universe unless they keep you entertained!
While I'm ridding the world of suffering and pain!

Your an egotistical bitch, who holds the world hostage!
I'm gonna strike you down like just another witch!
You'll wake up three days later in a roadside drainage ditch!
You'll wish you never wrote the world's cheat codes on that soccer pitch!

HS:

I'm the goddess of anime, you can't take my place!
I'll beat you down and seal you in a closed space!

Your gonna learn not to mess with Haruhi
Even my own disappearance couldn't stop me!
Girl, my rhymes gonna blow right through you!
I'll send you back to the corner, make you cry like Mikuru!

MK:
Yeah, about Mikuru, she's just there for you to molest
I'll be calling up the cops, bitch, charges gonna be pressed!
The moment you took me one, you sealed your fate
I'll have Homura send you through a time loop like Endless Eight!

My show won awards for excellence in animation
A genre defining experience for a new generation
Your moment of fame came and went, I'm afraid
So get your ass back into the last decade!



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Re: Epic Rap Battles in (Anime/Video Game/etc) History

Post by ACH on Wed 18 Apr 2012 - 7:38

Someone needs to pass some of these to some of Utube VA's.

Especially lilypichu for the MK vs HS one...



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Re: Epic Rap Battles in (Anime/Video Game/etc) History

Post by Three Dog on Wed 18 Apr 2012 - 8:42

SPARTAN 119, these are friggin wicked .
SPARTAN 119 wrote:
Whether you live or die, Its all my decision
I strike down all who oppose me with lethal precision!
With a stroke of my pen, you will be defeated
Then I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!
Love the potata chip bit ||.
It's a pitty I only know Halo and 'know of' Death Note, but I still found them funny .


Last edited by Destroyer of Worlds ;D on Wed 18 Apr 2012 - 8:42; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Stuffed up the quoting)

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 18 Apr 2012 - 8:44

Spartan, you should seriously try your hand at writing and publishing poetry, or finding a job as a songwriter. This stuff is gold.

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