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Post by crazyidiot78 on Thu 10 May 2012 - 21:32

Having read several of these in the past and having found them amusing I think there needs to be one for GunSlinger girls if there isn't one already. I did a search and did not find anything.

Addendum to the dormatory rules (in no particular order

1- Petra close and lock the door the next time you want to play with a toy your handler gave you.

1a- Sandro no more giving Petra toys as a reward for a mission well done.

2- Triela just because a boy looked at you funny does not give you the right to tear his eyes out. All boys are not future Pinochio's waiting to get you.

2a- Hillshire give her the dam talk already

3- Beatrice just because you saw it proved or disproved on mythbusters does not give you the right to try it.

3a- Bernardo- your cyborg is a highly trained counter terrorism opperative not a truffle sniffer

3b- I don't care if she enjoys it

3c- No buying her any fireworks or letting her buy any

4- The cyborgs are for combatting terrorism and organized crime and are not to be used as dress up dolls for your hobbies Priscille

4a- nor are they a traveling Ballet company Olga

4b- or a U15 soccer team Ferro

5- Gellatto is not a meal Henrietta (inspired by elfen)

5a- Jose you are a handler not a whipped older brother

6- Rico if you ever think something is a good idea then for the love of god don't do it

6a- Jean stop giving your cyborg brain damage

7- Claes is not the ultimate agency cyborg whose release switch is removing her glasses

7a- Petra what do you mean she isn't related to Roberta Lovelace

8- Tea stop giving Chiara and Silvia red shirts for body armor when they leave one missions

8a- Lorenzo- yes even if it is the truth

9- Amedeo and Gergio stop using Angelica to help you pick up women you are pathetic enough already

10- Angelica just because you can drag a stray dog home does not make it yours

10a- Marco I dont care if it makes an excellent gaurd dog and cleans up dead padania better than our in house staff

11- Elsa dies protecting her handler and is not a vengful ghost that punishes evil handlers that miss treat their girls


Please add more and post some for any of your OCs if you like.


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Post by Three Dog on Thu 10 May 2012 - 22:54

Those are funny as hell .

loved the one about Claes' glasses.

Adding my OC's rules as requested:

1. Barry, telling your cyborg to play pranks on other Agency personel is NOT training

2. Do not leave Claes, Samuel and Anthony alone... ever, lest they conspire to bring down a nation out of shear bordem.

3. Victoria, TimTams and Vegimate are not foods, you cannot live off of them no matter how much you try.

4. Triela and Pinocchio are not alloewed to 'train' indoors as the repair bill is way too high.

5. Priscilla, stop punching Anthony

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Post by MP5 on Fri 11 May 2012 - 4:47

I've had a bit of a think, and this is about the best I can come up with:

12-- If you are about to play an instrument that may possibly disturb others, please move to either the music room, recording studio, or to the roof.

12a--If your instrument requires an amplifier, please keep the amplifier to its lowest setting.

12b--Erina, please utilize your headphones at all times and route all audio output to them.

12c--Vuvuzelas are forbidden. If found in a dorm room, they will be immediately confiscated and then destroyed with extreme prejudice.

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Post by Three Dog on Fri 11 May 2012 - 7:00

MP5 wrote:12c--Vuvuzelas are forbidden. If found in a dorm room, they will be immediately confiscated and then destroyed with extreme prejudice.
not my vuvuzela
Victoria: let me get some thermite, I'll help destroy that monstrosity.

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Post by Alfisti on Fri 11 May 2012 - 7:40

Monty; takes one look at the rules, immediatly decides that none of them apply to her... becase she's Monty (and therefore the idea that someone may be lumping her in with the great-cybernetic-unwashed probably doesn't quite compute), "files" them and gets on with the next bit of work.

That she doesn't actually use the cyborg dorm probably isn't helping matters.

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Post by Schaschanist on Fri 11 May 2012 - 8:24

For those cyborgs who have alot of sweets (Emilie?) in their cupboards:
13 - Do NOT bunker larger amounts of cakes, sweets, candy and snacks than you are able to eat.
13a - Rotten food/sweets will be disposed and eliminated at own costs, punitive actions will follow.

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Post by Three Dog on Fri 11 May 2012 - 9:23

Alfisti wrote:Monty; takes one look at the rules, immediatly decides that none of them apply to her... becase she's Monty (and therefore the idea that someone may be lumping her in with the great-cybernetic-unwashed probably doesn't quite compute), "files" them and gets on with the next bit of work.

That she doesn't actually use the cyborg dorm probably isn't helping matters.
Victoria: Did Monty just call me unwashed? I'm gonna kill her!
Mercedes: *looks up from laptop with an eyeborw raised in imitation of Monty* have you looked at yourslef lately?
Victoria: Blood, grease, engine oil, gun oil, gun powder and metal shavins don't count.

I thought up another rule:
14. No radioactive materials within the dorms.
14.a. With the excetpion of microwaves and radios.

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Post by Awinnell on Fri 11 May 2012 - 10:23

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
I thought up another rule:
14. No radioactive materials within the dorms.
14.a. With the excetpion of microwaves and radios.

neither of which are radioactive,theres a difference between Ionisising radiation and radio waves/microwaves


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Post by Three Dog on Fri 11 May 2012 - 11:14

Awinnell wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
I thought up another rule:
14. No radioactive materials within the dorms.
14.a. With the excetpion of microwaves and radios.

neither of which are radioactive,theres a difference between Ionisising radiation and radio waves/microwaves
If you say so, but putting something in the microwave is referred to as nuking it, so...
And you put a comma (') after my name in the quote instead of a speech mark (").

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Post by Awinnell on Fri 11 May 2012 - 12:31

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
Awinnell wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
I thought up another rule:
14. No radioactive materials within the dorms.
14.a. With the excetpion of microwaves and radios.

neither of which are radioactive,there's a difference between Ionising radiation and radio waves/microwaves
If you say so, but putting something in the microwave is referred to as nuking it, so...
And you put a comma (') after my name in the quote instead of a speech mark (").

thank you I did wonder why the quote wasn't working properly !

Radiation involves particles,radio and microwaves are waves,whilst certain parts of the electromagnetic spectrum can be both, the dangerous parts are generally high energy particles,which carry enough energy to liberate an electron from an atom producing 'ions' during an impact with an object, alpha and beta particles, neutrons, X-rays and gamma radiation to name a few,

Microwaves and Radio waves are a low energy radiation form and will not cause a powerful enough reaction to liberate ions from a target unless they are focused enough,like a laser, to heat it to vaporise it

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Post by Nachtsider on Fri 11 May 2012 - 14:05

crazyidiot78 wrote:
3a- Bernardo- your cyborg is a highly trained counter terrorism opperative not a truffle sniffer

3b- I don't care if she enjoys it

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Post by Thescarredman on Fri 11 May 2012 - 17:03

15. Dr Bianchi - close and lock the observation room door when it's Monty or Petra's interview day.

15.a. Kara's interviews may be open to observers, but charging admission is strictly forbidden.

15.b. Other cyborgs' interviews may be observed with the permission of her handler, but wagering on their responses is discouraged.

16. If Priscilla's Vespa ever disappears for an afternoon again, it had better come back with a full tank of gas.
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Post by Professor Voodoo on Fri 11 May 2012 - 21:28

Marisa: (holding an ice pack over her black eye) Never wake up Henrietta at 1am while wearing a rubber Frankenstein mask.

Triela: Eh...that's more of a "common sense advice" statement than a dormitory rule.

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Post by crazyidiot78 on Fri 11 May 2012 - 21:37

I've been made a reference to! Huzzah!
that was the idea natch your ficlet is to funny to pass up

16. If Priscilla's Vespa ever disappears for an afternoon again, it had better come back with a full tank of gas.
you forgot to add and in one piece

17- if beatrice, ruco, henrietta, and marisa are ever seen together giggling- run....... and run fast....

Alfisti this is one for monty possibly

18- No cybrog is allowed to do offical paperwork while at the agency

18a- Monty is to report to kara, and petra for classes on how to be a normal person

19- No one under the age of 18 is allowed to post rules

19a- I dont care if you are actually over eighteen you still look like a teenager ..........
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Post by MP5 on Fri 11 May 2012 - 22:38

Monty never takes classes given how she's usually in some other part of the world 90% of the time.

And no cyborg doing official paperwork while at the Agency? Try telling that to Carmelita.

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Post by Three Dog on Sat 12 May 2012 - 0:01

I'd never read that before. I liked it!
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19- No one under the age of 18 is allowed to post rules
You sir, are like the Soup Nazi. You are the Rule Nazi. Well, Imma do it anyway .

20. Hidden cameras are strictly prohibited. Period.
21. sticking a photo of a known terrorist on a dart board does not give you permision to use it for firing practice unless at the firing range.
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Post by Piero on Sat 12 May 2012 - 2:08

Looks like fun. Smile

22- Gina is not to grope, hit on, or otherwise behave in a lewd fashion towards her fellow cyborgs.
22a- We don't care if she only goes for the mature looking ones.
22b- This goes for female handlers as well.
22c- And support staff.

23- Elisabetta is to stand still when talking to people. We're getting too many cases of motion sickness.

24- Elisabetta is not to be allowed access to any weapon chambered in 12.7x99mm.
24a- That goes for larger calibers as well.
24b- We don't care how cute she looks when she begs.

25- Elisabetta must clean up her room at least once a month.

26- Rosalia must have a speed limiter installed on her Ducati at all times.
26a- No, we aren't buying that she "accidentally" went over 200 kilometers per hour on a public highway.

27- Marisa is not to spend more than half an hour taking a shower. The other girls are complaining about hot water shortages.
27a- If she can't finish her hair in that time she needs to get it cut shorter.

Okay, some of those are really general rules more than dorm rules. And I should probably consider renaming Marisa. I think she may actually predate Voodoo's character but I never finished the fanfic chapter she appeared in and as they say, publish or perish...

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Post by Three Dog on Sat 12 May 2012 - 2:25

Piero wrote:Looks like fun. Smile
It is Smile .
Piero wrote:
24- Elisabetta is not to be allowed access to any weapon chambered in 12.7x99mm.
24a- That goes for larger calibers as well.
24b- We don't care how cute she looks when she begs.
These ones should apply to all the gung-ho cyborgs. Especially Victoria who collects high callibre dealers of death.
Victoria: DoW, you're a fucking nark
Elisabetta: *begs very cutely* pweety pwease mister?
DoW: Here you go, nice and... hey, where are you going! Calm down! Don't use so many bullets, they're expensive! Why...?!

I don't think I've read about Elisabetta yet, but I gather it would go down like that, Piero?


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Post by Piero on Sat 12 May 2012 - 2:39

I think you mean Elisabetta.

But anyhow... maybe not exactly like that but probably something along those lines. Expect her to lean in and look up at you with puppy dog eyes. Laughing

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Post by Three Dog on Sat 12 May 2012 - 6:19

Piero wrote:I think you mean Elisabetta.

But anyhow... maybe not exactly like that but probably something along those lines. Expect her to lean in and look up at you with puppy dog eyes.
Whoopsy-daisy, I'll fix that. Sorry, man. But awww, she sounds so cute, but not so cute that you feel like kicking it.

And I thought up another rule, and I dare you to guess what I was doing when I thought it up.

28. If the person who used to toilet before used up all the toilet paper and didn't replace it, that does not give you the right to use one of thier favourite pieces of clothing as a substitute and put it back in thier drawer.
29. Dart boards are to be used with darts only, not knifes, not shuriken, not bullets. Darts.
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Post by MP5 on Sat 12 May 2012 - 8:14

30. Burnout contests are not to be held in the parking lot. We have a test track for a reason.

30a. Gymkhana/Autocross is forbidden in the parking lot as well.

30b. Someone needs to explain to Allison that contrary to her belief, an empty parking lot is not a blank canvas and the tires of whatever car she happens to be driving at the time are not her paintbrush. Even if she's capable of creating the Mona Lisa entirely out of tire tracks.

30c. The rule about burnout contests also apply to the Fitzgibbons twins.

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Post by Alfisti on Sat 12 May 2012 - 8:41

crazyidiot78 wrote:18a- Monty is to report to kara, and petra for classes on how to be a normal person.
Monty: I am perfectly normal thank you very much.

Jethro: Maybe; if you were thirty-two and working in office admin.

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Post by Schaschanist on Sat 12 May 2012 - 8:56

MP5 wrote:30. Burnout contests are not to be held in the parking lot. We have a test track for a reason.

30a. Gymkhana/Autocross is forbidden in the parking lot as well.

30b. Someone needs to explain to Allison that contrary to her belief, an empty parking lot is not a blank canvas and the tires of whatever car she happens to be driving at the time is not her paintbrush. Even if she's capable of creating the Mona Lisa entirely out of tire tracks.

30c. The rule about burnout contests also apply to the Fitzgibbons twins.

30d. Their handler, too.

Captain Obvious obviously strikes again.

31 - The dorm is a dorm, do not use it as a workshop or garage for cars/motorbikes/airplanes/other motorized vehicles.
31a - The use of any Kerosine, petrol, diesel or any othe flamable fuel or gas is absolutely forbidden.
31b - eventual damages of exploded or burnt fuels will have strict consequences!

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Post by Professor Voodoo on Sat 12 May 2012 - 13:56

Piero wrote:27- Marisa is not to spend more than half an hour taking a shower. The other girls are complaining about hot water shortages.
27a- If she can't finish her hair in that time she needs to get it cut shorter.

Okay, some of those are really general rules more than dorm rules. And I should probably consider renaming Marisa. I think she may actually predate Voodoo's character but I never finished the fanfic chapter she appeared in and as they say, publish or perish...
Your Marisa character did indeed predate mine, but as you pointed out, mine has gotten much more use.

To be honest, that rule fits my Marisa just as well.

Marisa: Aww come on! You people conditioned me to love water and you won't even move the compund down to the seacoast! At least put in a decent swimming pool.

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Re: cyborg dormatory rules

Post by Aisha_Hikari on Sun 13 May 2012 - 6:59

Oh oh! Here's a few from me!

32. Aisha, no matter how many bathtubs and showers you clog, you WILL take one in the end.

33. Cyborgs are not to give Aisha any sweets when she's under punishment, no matter how much she begs!

34. There will be no R/C cars or helicopters in the Dorm, especially ones 'modified' with working weapons!

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Re: cyborg dormatory rules

Post by crazyidiot78 on Sun 13 May 2012 - 21:01

35- no using Claes's paints for war paint or camoflauge

36- there is to be no swapping of movies during educational classes.

36a- I don't care if they are boring

36b- Jean no more showing educational movies during class time

36c- I dont canre if they are educational. Get off yoru but and teach

36d- They only need to fight the classes get in the way of training

36E- Teach our your on the sofa tonight
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Re: cyborg dormatory rules

Post by ElfenMagix on Thu 17 May 2012 - 15:56

36: No one has permission to take Meeshie out of her room and put a bow on her.

Triela: We are running out of iodine, benodine and neosporin.
Henrietta: Ow! Stop rubbing that thing into the cuts and scratches!
Cleas: You deserved it.

37: No one is to go into Mr. Fernando G.'s room and borrow things without his permission.

Fernando: That goes double for Mr. Skull!
Rachel: But I dont know how Meeshie got into Mr. Skull...
Fernando: Oh sure. Blame the cat!

38: No cyborg is allowed into Mr. Fernando's room.

38a: Not even if the compound is burning to the ground.

38b: Not even if Rome is in a nuclear blaze...

Exception: Anytime for Rachel, Francesca, Juanita and Ferro. Cleas is only allowed to feed and care for Meeshie when the Fernando Team is away on a mission.

Cleas: Uhm... Mr. Fernando. Ms Juanita and Ms Ferro are not cyborgs. Juanita is part of your support staff and Ms Ferro is your supervisor.
Fernando: Maybe thats why they dont listen to orders. BIANCHI!!! I GOT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!!


39: Any cyborg waking up the handler: Fernando G. will result in a search and rescue operation of that cyborg.

Pia: My conditioning meds only lasted for 3 days...
Rachel: Request a lower dose then. Maybe next time we'll find you on the 4th day and not the 15th.

40: Handler: Fernando G's Laptop server cluster is not to be used for games

40a: Or hacking NASA.

40b: The Bahama's Nasa, which is spelt with a 'U' and an extra 'S'- NASSAU; not the National Aeronautical and Space Administration.

40c: NASA does not need another seven Astro-nuts!


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Re: cyborg dormatory rules

Post by tremec6speed on Thu 17 May 2012 - 21:16

Nachtsider wrote:
crazyidiot78 wrote:
3a- Bernardo- your cyborg is a highly trained counter terrorism opperative not a truffle sniffer

3b- I don't care if she enjoys it

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3926234/1/The_Truffle_Teaser

I've been made a reference to! Huzzah! cheers


Great tale, just read it! Very Happy

Ah, just reading Elfen's entry and the great Mr. Skull is brought up on the ever growing list of 'not to do's' posted on the bulletin board!

(at night in one of the girls dorm room, Marisa has her hands raised in a threatening manner as if to sneak up on someone, while Henrietta an Helen playing with Triela's bears, listen on)
Marisa: I have seen the resting place for the infamous Mister Skull!
Henrietta: Ruh-really?
Marisa: Yes, he lies in Fernando's room, lurking about, waiting..... waiting.
Helen: For, for what?
Marisa: For, nosy little cyborgs who want to explore the forbidden and the unknown, that's what!
(H&H begin to tremble an draw closer to one another)
Helen: I, I'll just whuh, whip out muh, my AK an....
Marisa: hahahaha! Your Kalashnikov is useless against the supernatural! C'mon, let's go talk to him, now!
Helen: Gasp!
Henrietta: What? No! Fernando said you can't go in his room without his permission an since they are out on a mission, we'll just get in trouble an-
Marisa: Scaredy cat!
Henrietta: I'm not afraid, right Helen? Helen?!
(the other cyborg is already halfway down the hall running so fast her feet hit her ass) Razz
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Re: cyborg dormatory rules

Post by Three Dog on Fri 18 May 2012 - 4:01

tremec6speed wrote:
(at night in one of the girls dorm room, Marisa has her hands raised in a threatening manner as if to sneak up on someone, while Henrietta an Helen playing with Triela's bears, listen on)
Marisa: I have seen the resting place for the infamous Mister Skull!
Henrietta: Ruh-really?
Marisa: Yes, he lies in Fernando's room, lurking about, waiting..... waiting.
Helen: For, for what?
Marisa: For, nosy little cyborgs who want to explore the forbidden and the unknown, that's what!
(H&H begin to tremble an draw closer to one another)
Helen: I, I'll just whuh, whip out muh, my AK an....
Marisa: hahahaha! Your Kalashnikov is useless against the supernatural! C'mon, let's go talk to him, now!
Helen: Gasp!
Henrietta: What? No! Fernando said you can't go in his room without his permission an since they are out on a mission, we'll just get in trouble an-
Marisa: Scaredy cat!
Henrietta: I'm not afraid, right Helen? Helen?!
(the other cyborg is already halfway down the hall running so fast her feet hit her ass) Razz


ElfenMagix wrote:

38: No cyborg is allowed into Mr. Fernando's room.

38a: Not even if the compound is burning to the ground.

38b: Not even if Rome is in a nuclear blaze...

Exception:
Anytime for Rachel, Francesca, Juanita and Ferro. Cleas is only allowed
to feed and care for Meeshie when the Fernando Team is away on a
mission.

Cleas: Uhm... Mr. Fernando. Ms Juanita and Ms Ferro are
not cyborgs. Juanita is part of your support staff and Ms Ferro is your
supervisor.
Fernando: Maybe thats why they dont listen to orders. BIANCHI!!! I GOT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!!

Love it.

Mercedes: What about a zombie apocalypse during a nuclear apocalypse while aliens are invading and killing everyone and monsters, witches, demons, and whatnot of all manner are running around, and Fernando's room is the only safe place?


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Re: cyborg dormatory rules

Post by ElfenMagix on Fri 18 May 2012 - 12:29

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
ElfenMagix wrote:

38: No cyborg is allowed into Mr. Fernando's room.

38a: Not even if the compound is burning to the ground.

38b: Not even if Rome is in a nuclear blaze...

Exception:
Anytime for Rachel, Francesca, Juanita and Ferro. Cleas is only allowed
to feed and care for Meeshie when the Fernando Team is away on a
mission.

Cleas: Uhm... Mr. Fernando. Ms Juanita and Ms Ferro are
not cyborgs. Juanita is part of your support staff and Ms Ferro is your
supervisor.
Fernando: Maybe thats why they dont listen to orders. BIANCHI!!! I GOT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!!

Love it.

Mercedes: What about a zombie apocalypse during a nuclear apocalypse while aliens are invading and killing everyone and monsters, witches, demons, and whatnot of all manner are running around, and Fernando's room is the only safe place?
Fernando: Nope.

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Re: cyborg dormatory rules

Post by tremec6speed on Fri 18 May 2012 - 14:42

ElfenMagix wrote:
Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
ElfenMagix wrote:

38: No cyborg is allowed into Mr. Fernando's room.

38a: Not even if the compound is burning to the ground.

38b: Not even if Rome is in a nuclear blaze...

Exception:
Anytime for Rachel, Francesca, Juanita and Ferro. Cleas is only allowed
to feed and care for Meeshie when the Fernando Team is away on a
mission.

Cleas: Uhm... Mr. Fernando. Ms Juanita and Ms Ferro are
not cyborgs. Juanita is part of your support staff and Ms Ferro is your
supervisor.
Fernando: Maybe thats why they dont listen to orders. BIANCHI!!! I GOT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!!

Love it.

Mercedes: What about a zombie apocalypse during a nuclear apocalypse while aliens are invading and killing everyone and monsters, witches, demons, and whatnot of all manner are running around, and Fernando's room is the only safe place?
Fernando: Nope.

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