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Post by mcducky on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 18:36

Hi im mcducky and i was sent here by polos for according to him for my crimes of not bring awesome enough with out being a member so now im here please send help hes after me
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Re: Oh Hai

Post by PolosElite23 on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 18:41

Evil  Welcome Ducky Evil 

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

*coughcough*

Anyway.... As I remind all new recruits:


Staff Guidance Handbook: Section 3 title 44 paragraph 7:
Caffeinated or sugary product, drink or otherwise similar consumable items must be kept at least 200 Meters away from the cyborgs unless she/he is with their handler. Any and all damages caused due to failure to adhere to this rule will result in the agent, whom failed to adhere, paying for any and all damages to facilities or personal."

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In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

-Stanzas 2+4 of Invictus by William Earnest Henley
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Re: Oh Hai

Post by Lyndist on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 20:39

Welcome to the madhouse

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Re: Oh Hai

Post by Thescarredman on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 21:51

Heheh. Another Duck.

Alfisti will be along with your paperwork shortly.
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Re: Oh Hai

Post by Bathduck monster on Thu 16 Feb 2017 - 14:13

Hey, ducks are cool(except for the rubber bath ones with the creepy eyes).  Welcome, if you don't like paperwork just give it to a cyborg and ask them to use disposal method p23(destruction of documents through planting them and a large explosive in polos' room).
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Post by Alfisti on Fri 17 Feb 2017 - 8:32

Hello and welcome to the fold. *Hands over pile of papers*

Fill those in, initial each page and sign where directed then bring them back to the desk so we can get you inducted.

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Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency.
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Post by mcducky on Fri 17 Feb 2017 - 9:26

I ll get to those after im done with all the other paperwork i have on my desk *looks at the 6 2ft piles of paper on the desk*
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Re: Oh Hai

Post by PSVT on Fri 17 Feb 2017 - 18:11

Welcome to the party, Ducky! Glad to see new blood around here! Very Happy

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Re: Oh Hai

Post by PolosElite23 on Fri 17 Feb 2017 - 20:54

@mcducky wrote:I ll get to those after im done with all the other paperwork i have on my desk *looks at the 6 2ft piles of paper on the desk*
Amusedly he isn't kidding about that paperwork...

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In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
----
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

-Stanzas 2+4 of Invictus by William Earnest Henley
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Re: Oh Hai

Post by Bathduck monster on Fri 17 Feb 2017 - 21:17

Amusingly*, but not very much unless most of your paperwork is fun stuff.
Get polos to give you a bunch of starbucks or something as a welcoming gift.
(good luck with all that by the way.)
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Re: Oh Hai

Post by Bathduck monster on Wed 5 Apr 2017 - 10:55

Poor duck #2 seems to be murdered by polos with his own paperwork.  Sad
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Re: Oh Hai

Post by Thescarredman on Wed 5 Apr 2017 - 13:17

Fraid so. It was the last time he signed in.
A lot of them fall out when they see the paperwork.
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Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
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Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
.
Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.

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