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Post by Guest on Fri 12 Oct 2007 - 4:43

@Danjo3 wrote:Where ya been hiding Oddity?
Not hiding, really, just the inability to stay logged in, combined with dwindling interest in participating with the forum(s).

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Post by Danjo3 on Fri 12 Oct 2007 - 4:55

Things really have taken a nose dive since the forums were split-up. Alot of regulars are gone and we're getting no new members. Of course, I'd be the last person in the world to say I told you so...

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Post by Guest on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 12:18

(May be others too, but definitely) Marksman has given us a sexually romantic relationship regarding fratello.
And still do, and I've done the romantic relationship between cyborgs as well.

We've done some extremely crazy crossovers, some so ridicuiously amazing that I'm tired of them. If I see another faction...

anyway, to the subject at hand. I'm yet to see a Western.

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Post by Danjo3 on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 19:38

[quote="Colonel Marksman"]
(May be others too, but definitely) Marksman has given us a sexually romantic relationship regarding fratello.
What the fuck are you talking about?

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Post by Nachtsider on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 21:04

Using the term 'romantic' to describe what went on between Carol and Gino is totally inaccurate. It was statutory rape, pure and simple.

I'm currently working on the Western.

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Post by sasahara17 on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 21:52

A western? That will be intresting. So I take it everybody is going to be armed with peacemakers and repeating rifles then? Or will the girls still have their modern weaponry?

Or is it under wraps?

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Post by Nachtsider on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 21:53

It's going to be Colt six-shooters and Winchester repeaters, Sasahara. And the whole 'invulnerability to bullets' thing is going to be worked into the story in a way you might not have thought possible.

Beyond that, everything's under wraps.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 22:02

No Gatling Guns?

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Post by Nachtsider on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 22:07

Those would only come into play on a battlefield, Elfen. The action in my story is comparatively small-scale.

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Post by sasahara17 on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 23:13

@Nachtsider wrote:It's going to be Colt six-shooters and Winchester repeaters, Sasahara. And the whole 'invulnerability to bullets' thing is going to be worked into the story in a way you might not have thought possible.

Beyond that, everything's under wraps.
Phew. It'll ruin the atmosphere if someone whips out a P90 in the middle of a classic western bar gunfight. I take it there will be high noon showdowns?
Can't have western without high noon showdowns.

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Post by Wileama on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 23:28

Dr. Gatling: As you can see my gun can replace 40 infantry.

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Audience member #1: Who did she kill?

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Post by Nachtsider on Mon 19 Nov 2007 - 23:53

Most of the action - climatic scene included - takes place at night, Sasahara. And regarding Herstal P90s in the 1800's? Hey, man - I gave up on drugs a long time ago, when I found religion.

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Post by sasahara17 on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 0:02

@Nachtsider wrote:Most of the action - climatic scene included -
takes place at night, Sasahara. And regarding Herstal P90s in the
1800's? Hey, man - I gave up on drugs a long time ago, when I found
religion.

Wileama - heh.
I was actually referring to an FN P90, as in everyone's favorite PDW. The kind of wierd stuff that is coming off the press lately is just killing me with laughter. That Korean Manga, Blazin' Barrels? Geez.
Automatic rifles in a western setting just feels weird, even more so than the gigantic ATVs. 'Post Apocolyptic Western' was what I was referring to, so I sould be more specific next time.
A night battle though, I would love to see that.

@Wileama wrote:Nachtsider character: Why, she shot General Stonewall Jackson.
Oh, Shi-
That explains the outcome of the Civil War. Man, Stonewall Jackson of all people, slain by a pint sized killing machine...
...and she made it look like a friendly fire incident too.

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Post by LoC978 on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 1:47

Herstal P90
FN P90
http://www.fnherstal.com/
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Post by sasahara17 on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 1:55

Whoops. Rookie error.

Thanks.

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Post by boomer_gonz on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 7:00

@Nachtsider wrote:I propose an alternate universe take on Gunslinger Girl that sets the story during the Second World War, with not all the fratello teams necessarily being on the same side.

This is something that could work. Possibly set in conjunction with world of C&C: Red Alert.
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Post by Danjo3 on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 8:30

@Nachtsider wrote:Using the term 'romantic' to describe what went on between Carol and Gino is totally inaccurate. It was statutory rape, pure and simple.
Agreed. 100%. A flagrant abuse of authority by a pedophile.

You'd never see Biff doing such a thing...

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Post by Nachtsider on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 9:11

Although Britney'd be practically be fantasizing about and yearning for it...
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Post by Danjo3 on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 13:43

@Nachtsider wrote:Although Britney'd be practically be fantasizing about and yearning for it...
That's very true. If Biff was a pervert like say, Gino or Sandro, little Britney would be in hog heaven. Alas, it can never be. Shell just have to go on suffering in silence. Well, shes quite for the most part

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Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 20 Nov 2007 - 20:12

@Danjo3 wrote:
@Nachtsider wrote:Although Britney'd be practically be fantasizing about and yearning for it...
That's very true. If Biff was a pervert like say, Gino or Sandro, little Britney would be in hog heaven. Alas, it can never be. Shell just have to go on suffering in silence. Well, shes quite for the most part
I had to have Fernando put his foot down on Rachel on that...
It is strange how relationships go or could go, that if it were not for somebody being in control of what's going, everything could go wrong.

And thus...
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After 4 years of their relationship turning into a 'new' direction, and Henrietta's love for Jose finally being returned, she lays there on the bed next to him, crying softly and quietly at 3AM. Of course, as a man, he does not notice as he is deep in slumber land. Eventually he wakes up and finds her still crying.

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Post by Danjo3 on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 1:23

You can't really blame little Britney for the way she feel's about Biff. He thinks she's the living end and spoils the hell out of her. Why, just the other day he got her that shower massage she'd been asking for. Of course now she spends more time in the bathroom then she does training. I guess she's just one of those clean freaks.

@ElfenMagix wrote:And thus...
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After 4 years of their relationship turning into a 'new' direction, and Henrietta's love for Jose finally being returned, she lays there on the bed next to him, crying softly and quietly at 3AM. Of course, as a man, he does not notice as he is deep in slumber land. Eventually he wakes up and finds her still crying.

Jose: Henrietta, what's wrong?
Henrietta: I want a divorse!
Am I missing something here?

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 1:38

I think I'm the one who's missing something, Danjo - specifically, the reason why the word 'little' seems to be a fixture on Britney's name everytime you bring her up...
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Post by Danjo3 on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 3:07

Simply a term of endearment Nachtsider. You know, like "Little" Miss Muffet. And, relatively speaking, little Britney is kind of, well... little.

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 3:30

Roger that, Danjo. The above query wasn't accusatory or such - merely curious.
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Post by Danjo3 on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 5:21

@Nachtsider wrote:Roger that, Danjo. The above query wasn't accusatory or such - merely curious.
No problem. I love fielding questions concerning my dynamic duo.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 15:22

@Danjo3 wrote:You can't really blame little Britney for the way she feel's about Biff. He thinks she's the living end and spoils the hell out of her. Why, just the other day he got her that shower massage she'd been asking for. Of course now she spends more time in the bathroom then she does training. I guess she's just one of those clean freaks.

Girls tend to get more out of a shower massage than guys would.:affraid:
Unless said shower massage is being used upon sore muscles and strained joints, and perhaps Biff may understand why she likes it so much, but would be missing the mark by a lot.:bounce:

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 20:17

@Danjo3 wrote:No problem. I love fielding questions concerning my dynamic duo.

So do I, but why is it that everyone just runs to the hills nearly everytime I broach the subject of my characters?

Suddenly, I'm in the mood for some Iron Maiden.
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Post by Danjo3 on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 20:55

@ElfenMagix wrote:Girls tend to get more out of a shower massage than guys would.:affraid:
Unless said shower massage is being used upon sore muscles and strained joints, and perhaps Biff may understand why she likes it so much, but would be missing the mark by a lot.:bounce:
I dont know about all that, but Im sure little Britney would never use her shower massage in a manner inconsistent with manufacturers recommendations.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 22:58

@Danjo3 wrote:
@ElfenMagix wrote:And thus...
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After 4 years of their relationship turning into a 'new' direction, and Henrietta's love for Jose finally being returned, she lays there on the bed next to him, crying softly and quietly at 3AM. Of course, as a man, he does not notice as he is deep in slumber land. Eventually he wakes up and finds her still crying.

Jose: Henrietta, what's wrong?
Henrietta: I want a divorse!
Am I missing something here?
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Post by ElfenMagix on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 23:02

@Danjo3 wrote:
@ElfenMagix wrote:Girls tend to get more out of a shower massage than guys would.:affraid:
Unless said shower massage is being used upon sore muscles and strained joints, and perhaps Biff may understand why she likes it so much, but would be missing the mark by a lot.:bounce:
I dont know about all that, but Im sure little Britney would never use her shower massage in a manner inconsistent with manufacturers recommendations.
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Me: why do girls like shower massages more than guys?
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Post by Wileama on Wed 21 Nov 2007 - 23:51

@ElfenMagix wrote:
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Female Friend: cuz we can masturbate with em
Me: thought so, but how?
Female Friend: it just has to hang there and pulse away
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Post by Danjo3 on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 2:06

What the hell's wrong with you people! Look, just because she has a new shower massage and likes taking showers, doesn't mean she's gagging the clam. Christ! First it's insinuations that Biff is gay, now it's that little Britney is buffin' her muffin. This character assassination is getting out of hand. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!



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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 6:28

Despite never having resorted to it, I haven't got anything against masturbation - unless, of course, you're married. I believe that once you've tied the knot, sensual pleasure is something you're supposed to obtain from your spouse, and to get it elsewhere - including from yourself - would be most unfair to him/her.

Thanks a lot, Danjo. I ain't never gonna look at muffins, clams and even oysters the same way again...
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Post by Danjo3 on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 11:35

@Nachtsider wrote:Despite never having resorted to it, I haven't got anything against masturbation
Never? Wow.

Anyway, sorry about the food references, but I just cant stand to see little Britney picked on. The poor thing has enough problems as it is. Maybe sometime in the future Ill cut her some slack and hook her up with Emilio or Pinocchio. Hell, maybe even Sandro. Gotta love AUs.


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Post by Wileama on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 15:12

@Danjo3 wrote:What the hell's wrong with you people! Look, just because she has a new shower massage and likes taking showers, doesn't mean she's gagging the clam. Christ! First it's insinuations that Biff is gay, now it's that little Britney is buffin' her muffin. This character assassination is getting out of hand. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
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@Nachtsider wrote:Despite never having resorted to it, I haven't got anything against masturbation - unless, of course, you're married.
There are two kinds of men. Those that masturbate, and those who lie about it. Razz Claim innocense all you want I refuse to believe you never once did the deed.

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 20:45

I'd like you to put some thought into what could possibly motivate me to masturbate, Wileama.
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Post by Wileama on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 21:11

I don't know, being human?

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 21:34

There's plenty of folks who'd consider me other than human, basing their opinions on, among other things, my insanely prodigious consumption of potato chips.

I've just realized how shallow the impact of typed words on a computer screen is when you're trying to drive home something that's the plain ol' truth. I wish I could find some more concrete means to prove it to ya, man, but in all honesty, the fact that I had all the sex drive of a bamboo plant prior to meeting my wife meant that I never resorted to such activity back then, and I've got no reason to do so now considering I've got her to go hog-wild on.

We should start a thread somewhere entitled 'Life, the Universe and Everything.'
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Post by Wileama on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 21:56

Or 'So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish.'

Anyway, what ever if you say you never masturbated, you never masturbated. It's really not that big a deal. Sorry if I pressed any of your buttons. Anyway, I do believe there is champange in the next room. So as the hip children today say, 'Peace out, Mother F*****s!'

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Post by Nachtsider on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 22:04

Nah - you didn't offend me the slightest. Once again I highlight the problem with text on a screen - it can't effectively convey emotions.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Thu 22 Nov 2007 - 22:52

My fault, my appologies- SORRY!

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Post by Danjo3 on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 1:25

@Wileama wrote:I'm sorry Danjo. I've betrayed your trust! I'm sure you must hate me now. I can never make up for this horrible deed I've done. I'm so ashamed...
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I'll tell you what, Section 2 is taking votes for December's Fratello of the month. You vote for Biff and Britney and I'll forgive you. I hear they're giving away a 50 gift certificate this time.

PS: I'm sick and tired of watching Jose or Hillshire walk away with it.

@Nachtsider wrote:I wish I could find some more concrete means to prove it to ya, man, but in all honesty, the fact that I had all the sex drive of a bamboo plant prior to meeting my wife meant that I never resorted to such activity back then, and I've got no reason to do so now considering I've got her to go hog-wild on.
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Post by Nachtsider on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 6:13

You said it, buddy. Now that she and I have one another, us former asexuals just can't get enough...
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Post by Danjo3 on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 6:38

@Nachtsider wrote:You said it, buddy. Now that she and I have one another, us former asexuals just can't get enough...
You are indeed a lucky man.

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Post by Nachtsider on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 6:41

Thanks a bunch, Danjo. I'm sure you'll be just as fortunate someday, if you aren't so already!

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Post by ElfenMagix on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 18:29

@Danjo3 wrote:
@Wileama wrote:I'm sorry Danjo. I've betrayed your trust! I'm sure you must hate me now. I can never make up for this horrible deed I've done. I'm so ashamed...
\\cries like a little girl...
I'll tell you what, Section 2 is taking votes for December's Fratello of the month. You vote for Biff and Britney and I'll forgive you. I hear they're giving away a 50 gift certificate this time.

PS: I'm sick and tired of watching Jose or Hillshire walk away with it.
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Post by Wileama on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 3:35

So I just got done watching Casino Royal, that James Bond film that kicks so much ass. Anyway with things they way they are, I thought, I though of James Bond and GSG. Maybe they don't issue him a Walter P90, and instead give him a bad ass little girl. Maybe he just keeps one in the trunk for emergencies, like a stinger missile. Maybe he just see's one in passing in Q's lab.

What ever the case I'm seriously contemplating invoking a new rule. You know how any movie could be made better with the inclusion of Ninjas? Well replace ninja with cyborg, and you've got it.

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Post by Danjo3 on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 5:48

@Wileama wrote:Maybe he just keeps one in the trunk for emergencies, like a stinger missile.
That is seriously funny.

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:lol!:

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Post by Wileama on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 15:47

@Danjo3 wrote:
@Wileama wrote:Maybe he just keeps one in the trunk for emergencies, like a stinger missile.
That is seriously funny.
That and seriously fucked up when the car gets destroied. I believe I might be over thinking it.

\ \People start shooting at Bond
\ \Bond takes his latest chick and dives for cover behind his car.
\ \Bond Chick begins to pester Bond on what he plans to do
\ \Bond makes witty one liner, pops the trunk
\ \little GSG emerges from the trunk
\ \Little GSG begins to tear the enemy a new one
\ \Bond Chick flabergasted as Bond produces Chamange, and glasses
\ \Bond makes witty line as girl lays into enemy
\ \GSG returns perhaps a little worse for wear
\ \Bond gives dog treat to girl before returning her to storage
\ \GSG kept up by that odd sound coming from the back seat...

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Post by LoC978 on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 15:59

@Wileama wrote:Fuck IE and it's compulsion to turn \\ into a fucking hyper link!
...actually, I think that's just the forum, since it got its yahoo mail-esque editing tool. I liked it better when you could see all the code (easier to modify it that way).
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Post by Wileama on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 20:50

Oh is that it? I just noticed it when I was using my fathers computer to post. Anyway that's kinda of annoying for me. I suppose I should stop. But I've just gotten so use to commenting my posts.

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Post by sasahara17 on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 22:11

@Wileama wrote:\ \People start shooting at Bond
\ \Bond takes his latest chick and dives for cover behind his car.
\ \Bond Chick begins to pester Bond on what he plans to do
\ \Bond makes witty one liner, pops the trunk
\ \little GSG emerges from the trunk
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\ \Bond Chick flabergasted as Bond produces Chamange, and glasses
\ \Bond makes witty line as girl lays into enemy
\ \GSG returns perhaps a little worse for wear
\ \Bond gives dog treat to girl before returning her to storage
\ \GSG kept up by that odd sound coming from the back seat...

Damn that would be so awesome...
I think it'll be funnier if the GSG picked up some of Bond's habits. What if she leaves a trail of swooning schoolboys in her wake while witty one liners spew from her mouth like exhaled air?

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Post by Guest on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 22:13

If Bond gets one of those Henrietta or Elsa types there will be a lot of unexplained female deaths in his wake.

Q: Well, Mr. Bind. I understand your tendency to sleep with every woman you meet... But, do you really have to kill them afterwards? I think you're taking this whole secrecy thing too far.

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Post by sasahara17 on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 22:16

3klicks wrote:Q: Well, Mr. Bond. I understand your tendency to sleep with every woman you meet... But, do you really have to kill them afterwards? I think you're taking this whole secrecy thing too far.

Actually, that would be a reasonable explantion as to what happens to all his flames between the movies. Most of the Bond girls just disappear... Now at least we know most of them went.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 22:19

3klicks wrote:If Bond gets one of those Henrietta or Elsa types there will be a lot of unexplained female deaths in his wake.

Q: Well, Mr. Bind. I understand your tendency to sleep with every woman you meet... But, do you really have to kill them afterwards? I think you're taking this whole secrecy thing too far.
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Post by Danjo3 on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 1:37

3klicks wrote:If Bond gets one of those Henrietta or Elsa types there will be a lot of unexplained female deaths in his wake.
The cyborg is very concerned because she thinks her handler (Mr. Bond) is hurting these women. Then one night, she hears one of the chicks say , "Yes, yes! Fuck me James!" The last thing either one of them saw was a large piece of the back seat being kicked through the front windshield.

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Post by sasahara17 on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 3:15

I don't think that will kill Mr Bond. But it might kill the Bond girl though.

I wonder what a GSG would be like if she were partnered with...
Detective John McClain
Inspector Harry Callahan
Agent Jack Bauer
Agent Sydney Bristow
One Solid Snake
Eda from the Church of Violence (assuming she is a CIA agent)

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Post by Wileama on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 4:51

Solid Snake would be the most awesome, or the worst. It would be awesome if she followed him around in her own little box and the like. Only when they kick over her box she empties a M60 into them. Or we could get a long lengthy lesson into the dangers/horrors of modern cyborg warfare while talking to the Colonel.

John McClain would teach her how to swear, and be an even bigger bad ass. Though what kind of trouble they would have to get into to make a challenge is hard to tell.

Inspector Harry Callahan would just end up alienating, and/or getting his new partner killed. Then feel god offal about it, and go on a bloody massacre.

I never watched Alias carefully enough to keep track of it's wacky plot. Didn't really watch tv once 24 came on. Oh, and I have no clue what Church of Violence is.

What about:
  • Darth Vader
  • Gordon Freeman
  • Colonel O'Neal
  • Barney \\it would be funny!
  • Rambo
Oh here's another idea: Rocky Vs Gunslinger Girl in Rocky VII: the search for more money.

@sasahara17 wrote:Damn that would be so awesome...
I think it'll be funnier if the GSG picked up some of Bond's habits. What if she leaves a trail of swooning schoolboys in her wake while witty one liners spew from her mouth like exhaled air?
Equally awesome. What would we call her, 007.5, or 007 1/2?

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