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[Non-GSG] Harry Potter the Insane Genius

Post by sasahara17 on Tue 8 Jul 2008 - 7:27

WARNING! Non GSG Idea Ahead!

Just one of the unused, but funny Ideas I had lying about. Anybody interested?

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Harry Potter Idea; ‘Harry Potter the Insane Genius’

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Harry Potter story in an A.U. universe. It’s in one of those unused massive/epic/long plot ideas that I have but never had the time to pick up. It came to me one day when I was writing out a list of magical creations I thought the Harry Potter world SHOULD have, but didn’t. Then if figured, wht they hell not have someone write them in?

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The general plot is that the Harry in this story is some kind of genius mad scientist in the vein of Dexter (bad
example, but that’s the closet example I can find). Thrown out by the Dudley’s, Harry somehow got himself apprenticed to an artificer who recognized latent brilliance when he saw it. By age ten, Harry was
making Indiana Jones style expeditions down into exotic locales in South America , Asia and Europe. Harry was enjoying it too. The payouts from the Louve museum from the magical artifacts he brought back were a
bonus.

Unfortunately, all that ground to a halt when he discovered that he required ‘some bullshit permit’ to dungeon delve. To get that, Harry Potter had to go to school.

So here Harry is, bored out of his f*cking mind in Defense of the Dark Arts (who needs some stupid ‘Expel-ah-barmus’ spell? C4 will always make everything better). From exploring the Mercury Poisoned Tomb of the First Emperor to getting failing grades in Potions (which he's a master at). How the mighty hath fal-Oh wait… someone’s broken out of jail and is out to kill him? There is a BOUNTY on the man's head?! ‘bout damn time something happened! Time to break out teh new (read-untested) gauss rifle and go hunting! Yee-ha! Money here we come! Sirius Black, say your prayers!

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Instead of using incredible magic powers to power his way though the story, Harry looks at a problem gives it a good think, cackles a bit and then goes off build a suitable tool to surmount his obstacle. THEN he blasts it
to pieces with liberal amounts of magically enhanced firepower (or something like that). If he thinks I’ll make him some money, he’ll go off and patent it.

Naturally,being a bored genius and all, this Harry is completely off his rocker. Point in question; he had himself sorted into Slytherin for the sole purpose to be closer to the dungeons. He often ropes and unwilling Hermione, the only kid who's even remotely as smart as him, to help in his insane projects. And you know it's all gone to crap when Luna Lovegood sees him as her perfect boyfriend. Utterly fearless, debatably insane and undoubtedly an unqualified genius, you can see Snape almost crying for the good old days of the Marauders. At least their pranks don’t leave giant scorch marks in the middle of the Quidditch pitch from a supposed ‘misfire’!

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So far I've got...

'Harry Potter and the Fabled Power Source',

Not long after arriving in Hogwarts, Harry hears a rumor of a fabled philosopher's stone hidden in the castle premises. With a reluctant band of misfits as his unwilling accomplices, Harry resolves to steal the stone before anyone else can!

'Harry Potter and the Search for a New Lab',
With his old lab a few hundred mies away in Germany, Harry is running out of place to put his stuff. Perhaps the fabled Chamber of Secrets would be a nice place to start, but first he has to deal with a series of attempted murders...

'Harry Potter and the Bounty on Sirius Black'
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Someone out to kill him? Noting new. Not interested. Someone out to kill him with a big bounty on their heads? That got Harry's attention! Needing funds for his experiments, Harry decides to one up the convict by catching him AND cashing the bounty!

'Harry Potter and his Big Flaming Gun' (blame the censors),
Harry enters himself into the Triwizard tounament out of boredom, and even the friggin dragon isn't proving too much of a challenge. Fortunately, evil is afoot, and foul conspiricies are the order of the day. Perhaps he'll get to try out his new enchanted wheelgun after all!

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Post by emperor on Tue 8 Jul 2008 - 20:11

(who needs some stupid
‘Expel-ah-barmus’ spell? C4 will always make everything better).

A maniac Harry!! Laughing

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Post by sasahara17 on Tue 8 Jul 2008 - 21:07

Indeedy. The story itself is completely over the top, and not meant to be taken seriously. Picture Harry snapping a Grenade Launcher shut with a grin on his face, and you more or less know that Good Ol' Tom should have stayed dead.

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Post by LoC978 on Tue 8 Jul 2008 - 21:09

that series might actually be interesting if it were written like that.
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Post by emperor on Wed 9 Jul 2008 - 3:01

Harry might make the girls as a golem for fighting.

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Post by Nachtsider on Wed 9 Jul 2008 - 3:22

Wish I knew more about Potter to contribute. I gave up after Book Three...

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Post by West Nile on Wed 9 Jul 2008 - 7:30

LOl but aren't there WAAYYY to much Harry Potter fic already? i mean they ARE even bothering JK Rowling herself. but then here is my Harry Potter fic idea anyway:

Harry Potter and the Gunslinger Girls Laughing
The CMPO (Control of Magical Persons Organization) a group of muggles who have discovered the magical world have united to take this threat to normal society down, and they are willing to fight magic w/ technology! Enter the Gunslinger Girls! With the CMPO paying a large sum to the SWA the girls are given the biggest challenge of their life as they are tasked to hunt down these "magical people" the best way they know how... with bullets!!

Unicorn core wand vs. P-90!!
Killing curse vs... the fact that the girls can do a head shot before they can even say the words!!

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Post by emperor on Thu 10 Jul 2008 - 6:18

Killing curse vs... the fact that the girls can do a head shot before they can even say the words!!

Cool!!!

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