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Post by Guest on Sun 20 Jul 2008 - 11:58

Well, I'm trying to revive the forum by throwing in new topics every once in a while. Let's cut to the pitch.

So...You've got a tricky mission. It takes place in the very busy streets of Roma, Italia. There's tourists and normal Italian citizens going about their lives. Your target always appears at a local cafe every afternoon and gets the usual assortment of Tira Misu, biscotti, and a seltzer drink. Intel wants to make his death as natural looking as possible... I.E No sudden death in public. So being the good handler you are...You probably have some unorthodox weapons for an unorthodox assassination.

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Post by Awinnell on Sun 20 Jul 2008 - 12:03

the umbrella that shot the Ricin pellet into Georgi Markov springs to mind,takes 2-3 days to kill you and theres no antidote or immediate effect
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Post by Guest on Sun 20 Jul 2008 - 15:34

...the Death Note comes to mind...

Laughing Triela wielding a Death Note--or Henrietta for a worse case scenario

Henrietta:

Dear, DIARY

Today I blablablablarantrant Jose blablablarantrant


Jose: GUAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

And then blablablablarantrantrantrant Claes rantrantrant Rico rantrantrant

Claes: ...*flop*

Rico: *Urkkkhhhh....*

I can't stop thinking about blablablablarantrantrantrantblabla Petra blablablarantrant


Petra: *dies*

Sandro: Petra? What's wrong? Why do you stop?

And then blablablablarantrantrantrantblablabla Triela blablablarantrant

Triela: Isn't Augustus cute, Hillshire?

Hillshire: Well...I have to say that...

Triela; GAKH!! Urrrkkhhhggghh... *dies*

Hillshire: ...OMG THE TEDDY KILLED HER!!!

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Post by sasahara17 on Sun 20 Jul 2008 - 19:33

@Awinnell wrote:the umbrella that shot the Ricin pellet into Georgi Markov springs to mind,takes 2-3 days to kill you and theres no antidote or immediate effect
This one was a pure classic. Everyone who knows assassination techniques knows about this.

Panzer IV wrote:Henrietta: Dear, DIARY
My god...!

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How about replacing the water supply to the target's jaccuzi with hydrocloric acid? I'm not sure how anyone can successfully pull this daring and gruesome feat off, but if it works...

How about rigging the target's car with an ejector seat with no parachute? if the guy's a super secret agent with a bond car, sabotaging the ejector seat and then having it go off by remote control when it's at 100mph on the motoway will be a nasty way to die. You'll also get Q fired too (made a faulty ejector seat), which is a bonus.

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Post by Nachtsider on Sun 20 Jul 2008 - 20:14

My solution would be to wait for the quarry to leave the cafe, continue doing so until he enters an isolated area, shoot/knife him and abscond with his wallet. Nothing more natural than somebody falling victim to a robbery gone wrong.

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Post by ElfenMagix on Sun 20 Jul 2008 - 23:09

13mm wrench goes a long way to loosening brake lines on nearly all car models.
He'll have brakes for a while, but not when he exits the highway at 65MPH, around a curve meant for 25MPH...

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Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 4:00

I used to have this air gun i made just for that purpose (k not really but it might work) it looked like an ordinary soda bottle i made it so the barrel was inside the bottle (i dont know what i was thinking that was a pain in the ass)and the valve's lever was on the bottom. Well i could load all sorts of things in there but what i found particularly amusing is when i loaded the E string of a violin with some cotton behind it the string would shoot out with enough force to penetrate a plywood board and keep going.
So I would see this guy and shoot him in the heart with it and he would be all "oh my heart" and die like that. "oh my god he had a heart attack" or something like that well if it failed id lol at the fact that there was some violin string sticking out of his chest.
or i could poison his coffee.
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Post by rusty-spring on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 5:26

I think we all know where I'M going with unorthodox weapons...

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Post by Awinnell on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 7:13

well recently there was that case of polonium poisoning,not bad if you don't mind glowing in the dark yourself !

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Post by emperor on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 9:23

Sandro: Petra? What's wrong? Why do you stop?

You know,she just dancing!! dancin\\'




Hillshire: ...OMG THE TEDDY KILLED HER!!!

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Post by tsundere9kagami2 on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 14:43

@rusty-spring wrote:I think we all know where I'M going with unorthodox weapons...
The old man riding an exercise machine trick i see.... no one would suspect that under all that PVC goodness there is a a deadly........well no i guess you say you were training for jousting and impale him on it.
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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 15:32

Then again, there are ways of the Mythbusters who can definitely kill someone...

Outside Death Note, I'll pick something like gas. Open his car, replace the fluid for AC with the gas--mustard is what I'll go for--then leave no trace.

The moment he steps into his car and turn the AC, he's dead.

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Post by LoC978 on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 15:59

Panzer IV wrote:Open his car, replace the fluid for AC with the gas--mustard is what I'll go for--then leave no trace.

The moment he steps into his car and turn the AC, he's dead.
not with mustard gas, he's not... he'd be scarred for life, though.
Sarin gas, on the other hand...

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Post by Awinnell on Mon 21 Jul 2008 - 16:09

the Bulgarians favored poisons as a method of assassination ,the ricin pellet was one way,but it left a visible trace,so they switched to an invisible fast acting poison gas,it was concealed in a blind mans cane,the gas was rendered harmless quickly but one whiff was enough to kill you.

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Post by Guest on Tue 22 Jul 2008 - 3:44

FOXDIE

Nanomachines that makes you got a heart attack, delivered by air, using someone as medium. It can mutates if you grow old, though, making you a walking bio-bomb....

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Post by sasahara17 on Tue 22 Jul 2008 - 5:55

Ancient Cursed Idol

Somehow deliver this idol into the possession of the intended target, and it'll pretty much act itself out.
Warning; delivery of this idol to it's intended target is a perilous task in itself.

Scorpion in Shoe Trick

Pretty much self explanitory. Stick a scorpion in the guy's boot and wait for him to put it on.

Nitro-enhanced cigarette lighter

Just to prove smoking kills. Better yet, car bomb connected to ciggy lighter (Sum of all days).

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Kusha's Health Drink

It actually makes someone's health improve, but they'll wish it had killed them instead. I wonder what happens if you were to inject it directly into the bloodstream via IV drip...

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Post by Nachtsider on Tue 22 Jul 2008 - 6:03

The thing about the scorpion trick is that you'd best be certain to exclusively use highly venemous scorpion species for the job. Not all scorpions are capable of killing, unless the target is allergic to stings.

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Post by boomer_gonz on Tue 22 Jul 2008 - 13:46

I got one.

Chopsticks through the nose completely impaling the frontal cortex.

...They just happened to trip and fall on them.

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Post by rusty-spring on Tue 22 Jul 2008 - 14:24

The Ballpoint Pen Trick (Not gunna get it unless you've seen the new Batman movie... Razz )

"Want to see a trick? I'm going to make this pen disappear."


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Post by ElfenMagix on Tue 22 Jul 2008 - 21:02

1 ground up monarch butterfly in the their milk shake, and an extra shot of sugar to mask the bitterness. Then again, no one will never notice it in coffee...

Then again, there is fun with fugu... or zombie powder- both done with blowfish :face:

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Post by sasahara17 on Wed 23 Jul 2008 - 23:31

What about capturing the said target, strap him/her to a chair and force this poor soul to watch Barney the Dinosaur, Teletubbies, Smurfs, Care Bears, etc. for (24*however many days you want to torture him) hours straight, then release him? His psyche will be melted, but the body will be more or less intact.

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Post by Guest on Thu 24 Jul 2008 - 3:51

What about capturing the said target, strap him/her to a chair and force this poor soul to watch Barney the Dinosaur, Teletubbies, Smurfs, Care Bears, etc. for (24*however many days you want to torture him) hours straight, then release him? His psyche will be melted, but the body will be more or less intact.

By the time he's out he'll be walking around the street singing whatever Barney's theme song is and dancing with oh-so-many-joy:p

Use the Chinese water torture. Mythbusters have proven how EFFECTIVE it is

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Post by Wileama on Thu 24 Jul 2008 - 14:09

@rusty-spring wrote:The Ballpoint Pen Trick
I thought it was a pencil trick. Best magic trick I've seen in a long time. Very Happy

Killing someone without it being obvious, or even difficult to detect can be hard as hell. Poison would be preferential, preferably something very difficult to detect. If you want a bit more of a flare for the dramatic you could always just car bomb the entire place...

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Post by rusty-spring on Thu 24 Jul 2008 - 14:20

@Wileama wrote:I thought it was a pencil trick. Best magic trick I've seen in a long time. Very Happy

Ah, you may be right there Wil. Laughing

I just remember me and the entire audience had the same reaction. For a split second no one laughed because they were thinking "Say wha?" Then once we figured out what happened to the pencil everyone laughed their ass off. Razz

Also, all this talk reminds me of the Hitman games where you get to choose various ways of assassination. Of course the most satisfying ones were the hits made to look like accidents, though there was something enjoyably ruthless about just putting a bullet in their head with a silenced weapon. Sometimes nothing beats the "easy button."

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Post by Guest on Thu 24 Jul 2008 - 15:04

Also, all this talk reminds me of the Hitman games where you get to choose various ways of assassination. Of course the most satisfying ones were the hits made to look like accidents, though there was something enjoyably ruthless about just putting a bullet in their head with a silenced weapon. Sometimes nothing beats the "easy button."

The best part of the game:

GUNGHO!! ALL-OUT GUN FIGHT!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

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Post by TTIO on Fri 25 Jul 2008 - 6:25

Tell them so many jokes that their brain explodes!!! Very Happy

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Post by West Nile on Mon 28 Jul 2008 - 6:52

@rusty-spring wrote:The Ballpoint Pen Trick (Not gunna get it unless you've seen the new Batman movie... Razz )

"Want to see a trick? I'm going to make this pen disappear."


*WHAM*

"See? It's gone."



that scene made me lol!

il simply use a piece of beef tied on a string... forcefeed it, then pull on the string... walla he choked on his meal ^_^

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