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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Fri 15 Aug 2008 - 12:35

The increasing chaos at the bar grew as people (ordinary) were eventually getting themselves involved

Random guy 1: T-THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *sees Frederick takes his drink* THAT IS MY VODKAAAAAAAAAAA!! *turns to the bartender* I WANT MY VODKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

and she snaps the broom on Fredericks head...

Frederick: GUAAKH!!!

In an attempt to retaliate, Frederick threw a bottle of vodka which--accidentally--hits Lance instead

Not feeling victorious enough, he (while still going 'Matrix' from Mikuru's bullets) grab a hold of Giuseppe (who's checking the camera's contents) and toss him to Sophia. The poor boy landed on top of her, going about suggestive position.

Once again, Frederick took another picture--this time with an instant camera

Frederick: I always dreamed of being a journalist...can't believe I run into papaparazzi...

Frederick grins victoriously when Giuseppe took his camera

Frederick: By the way, looking for this? *tosses film around* Oh, don't worry. *hic* that camera is empty. I'll be sure to send the picture to...Henrietta? Imagine! Henrietta going BzK!!!!!!

He runs up to Triela (who tries to sneak away), grab a hold of her, literally *pull* her bra and stuff both the picture and the film in her. She gave him a slap--hard.

Triela: Perv!

Frederick: Just this once *hic* Triela...I mean, c'mon...its not often that I *hic* ...yeah. *turns to Giuseppe* Come and get the film from her if you can!

Triela: ....*generates no comment as she is in the 'near' break of tears on which side to go*

Frederick: Hey, Muff! This is what you mean? *literally points at Triela's boobies before turning to Triela* ...is that a C by the way?

Triela: ...oh God when you're drunk...I swear I'll chain you to your bed tomorrow.

Leonidas: THAT IS A C BRAAAAAAAA!!!!

Strangely, a horse with stripes on passes by outside the bar.

Hillshire screams in terror, suddenly turning GREEN

Hulkshire: ME MAD! ME MAD MAD MAAAAD!!!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Sat 16 Aug 2008 - 4:30

Rolito snatched the bottle of vodka before it could hit Lance. "This is expensive, you know. Break it means you bought it.

"Gerard Butler?" Rolito asks Leonidas. "Right away." He browses his inventory. "Ah! Here we are. Samohon spotykach horilka. Home-distilled Ukrainian potato vodka. A most manly drink." He pours out a shot glass' worth of the precious stuff. "The 'demon drink that makes us merry, playful and wild', ordered by none less than Gogol's Taras Bulba himself, a man amongst men. 'Put your faith in your sword, and your sword in the Pole'. Spotykach away."

Giuseppe easily stops the drunk Frederick's attempt at throwing him. "I studied hand to hand first and foremost," he declared. "You are not Pinocchio." Seeing where the film ended up, he grimaced. "Oh, God..."

Mikuru, meanwhile, shoots at the zebra. Amazingly, she hits it. The animal topples rump over heels into an unmoving mass.

"Great," Rolito congratulates the waitress. "We're having jerky and veal tonight." To the back door: "Sawyer! You're on!"

A small figure in white butcher clothing wordlessly lugs a chainsaw past the battling customers and service specialists over to where the zebra's corpse lay.

"Oh, look," Rolito lies to Hulkshire while pointing outside. "Ratiel's over there. Oh, quick! She's running away! After her!"

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Sat 16 Aug 2008 - 5:52

OOC:
The increasing chaos at the bar grew as people (ordinary) were eventually getting themselves involved
I thought the bar was empty to begin with

IC:
Muffin is dumbfounded
Cyborgs, mutants, combat maids and a spartans?? What the hell is going on here?
Muffin spots Frederick assualting Triela and stumbles over. She then grabs onto Triela's pigtails for support and stablises herself.

Muffin: Oi! I dunna how you deal with this guy *jerks a thumb at Frederick* Like him and his sticking things into people!!

Muffin: Stuck em in Sophia n me, the mofo!! Does he stick em in you too??

A ricochetting bullet zooms by Muffin and tickles her nose hair. She sneezes on Frederick in response.

Muffin: *to Triela* By the way!! I heard Fredface made you preggers!!!

Muffin: Is your kid gunna be called John Conner??

Muffin: *points at Mikuru* Cause methinks she from the future is gunna kill ya! Better RUUNN!!!!!!!

She looks over to Mikuru who is wildy firing her AK from the hip. Muffin then realises that once Mikuru runs out of ammo, she would probably resort to her deadly Mikuru beam.

"OH MY GODS!!!!!" screams Muffin as she realises they would all be vapourised by the death ray if Mikuru were to use it.
Muffin proceeds to runs around hesterically and dives headfirst onto the floor. "DIVE FOR COVER!!!"

OOC:
Since everyone is controling multiple characters...

IC:
Jedi Knight Obi-wan Kenobi calmly walks into the bar, unfazed by the chaos. Several bullets bounce of the walls and shoot straight for him, but they magically freeze in midair and drop harmlessly to the ground. He takes next to the bar and signals Rolito.

"Hello there, may I have a glass of Jawa juice?"

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Sat 16 Aug 2008 - 6:15

Frederick blushes violently (despite being drunk).

Frederick: ...stick my thing...? *turns to Triela*

Triela *is blushing heavily*: DON'T!

Frederick: ...we should try that too...maybe...

Triela: Don't you DARE! *pauses* ...and you actually stick your THING TO THEM???

Frederick: ...I don't know...when did that happen?

Triela: How COULD you! After all I've done to protect you from the handlers and a desperate Lorenzo HOW COULD YOU!!!

Frederick: Wait...what is it that you're talking about...?

Triela: I don't understand you! H-how could you....*takes a bottle of Heineken and starts chugging it* How could you...could you...how could you...*hic* ...hey baby...

Frederick: ...you're getting drunk...

Triela (drunk): ...maybe...*hic*...lets party a little longer, shall we? I'll draw my special! *draws M1897 Trench Gun*

Frederick: ....damn....


Triela shoots everything around her violently while laughing hysterically like *Kotonoha* specifically. She kept saying 'MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEEEEEEE!!!!!! NAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

*meanwhile*

Hulkshire: Ratiel...ugh! Ratiel...*flips car* Ratiel where are you...? *destroys truck* Ratiel...


*back*

Frederick: Giuseppe, oh c'mon! Giuseppe, you're a boy too! Get a drink! And...and...I thought you'll enjoy that; I mean, with Sophia and all...*glares at Sophia--death glare*

The German then notices the younger operative (Muffin) hiding under the floor

Frederick: Don't worry...if she's from the future and all, once she runs out of bullet she'll reveal her skeletal figure and say: I'LL BE BAK!!!!!!!!!!

*although in Frederick's head the skeletal figure runs a different route*

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Sat 16 Aug 2008 - 6:32

Muffin grabs on to Frederick

Muffin *screams* YOU SHUD BE WORRYING!!! YOU'RE JOHN CONNERS DADDY AND....

She remembers that John Conner's daddy was sent back in time.

Muffin: *shakes Frederick* Wait, DOES THAT MEAN YOU"RE FROM THE FUTURE TOO!??!?!

A couple of rounds hit a nearby table and she freaks out.

Muffin: Aneeyway, gotta stop Mikuru beam or we all gunna die!!!

Muffins raises two fingers over her eye, mimicking the Mikuru beam to Frederick. She then quickly scampers around on the floor as if she's trying to find something.

Muffin: Gootta find Sterling Inferno!!!!!!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by West Nile on Sun 17 Aug 2008 - 2:17

Sophia get's up from her predicament and goes berzerk and anger and embarasment

Sophia: Die all of you!!!

and she whips her rifle from her guitar case and opens fire.

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Sun 17 Aug 2008 - 10:13

Frederick grins, dropping Muffin to the ground as he faces Sophia

Frederick: Just what I wanted! TRIELA! HELP ME GUN HER DOWN!! *draws two Mauser C/96s

Triela: *is not listening* Pump and...BANG! Pump and...BANG! reload-reload...then pump and...BANG!

Leonidas: *drunk with his vodka* I WANT MY MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *hic* THIS IS VODKAAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHERE IS MY SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!! I LIKE BUBBAAAAAAAA!!!

anonymous one: First a drunk German...then a Spartan, A zebra *dodges bullet*, a battle-maid, a jedi...what's next? Stormtroopers and Darth Vader?

*door slams open*

Vader: FREDERICK! I AM YOUR FATHER!

Frederick: NUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~! *guns go wild*

Leonidas: HE IS HIS FATHAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHERE IS HIS MOMMAAAAAAAA!!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Sun 17 Aug 2008 - 22:39

Obi-wan: Hello?? Jawa juice?

He waves his arms about, unintentionally using his Jedi mind tricking skills and creating a bunch of Darth Vader illusions.

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Muffin wasn't able to find the Sterling Inferno. But, she did find her USP Compact that she dropped earlier.

She crawls under a table and retrieves it while gunfire explodes all around her.

Muffin: Sheesh!! Everyone freaks out when I draw a gun but now nobody gives a shit!!

A rage builds up within her and pulls the trigger.

Muffin: BWHAHAHAHA!! TAKE THAT MOFOS THAT DAT!!

Unlike others who are firing onto the roof or around the bar, she begins firing at people's legs from a prone position beneath the table, but is too drunk to hit anything.

She then bumps her head on something metalic. A bronze sheild?? She peers up from beneath the table and sees Leonidas.

Muffin: Yo beard guy! So where ja frooom?? Me? I dunno where I from. But my handler's from AUSTRALIAA HEHE!!

Muffin: Like COckatoos and plaatyapussys and KANGAROOS!!!

She puts her arms out in front of her like a kangaroo and starts hopping around the bar.

Muffin: Woof! Woof!! HEHE!! I'm a kangaroo!!! Woof!! Woof!!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Mon 18 Aug 2008 - 1:17

"Just about done, Mr. Neeson," Rolito tells Obi-Wan as he presents the man's drink. He'd been dodging bullets while decanting from an incredible height. "Here you are. Does anyone," he asked aloud, "Want anything else?"

Meanwhile, Giuseppe sneaks up on the drunk Triela, Frederick obviously distracted by Vader. "Gomen," he mutters before hitting the blond on her head with more than enough force to knock her out. He catches the unconscious Triela in his arms and quickly drags her out of sight behind a sturdy table so he can extract the film from her underwear before anyone catches him.

Outside, Sawyer cuts the dead zebra up into manageable lumps with the help of a gleeful Kotonoha and axe-armed Hansel. Gretel waits with a wheelbarrow to cart the meat into the kitchen for Dr. Jackal and Kuradoberi Jam.

Mikuru finally runs out of bullets. "Kyah!" She puts her fingers to her right eye, the blue contact lens bright. "Mi-Mi-Mi-"

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Mon 18 Aug 2008 - 4:37

Muffin: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! WE ALL GUNNA DIE!!!!

Mufifn quits playing kangaroo and jumps back under Leonidas' table just as Mikuru utters...

MIKURU BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Obi-wan ignites his lightsaber and springs into action. After a series of random yet stylish strokes, he deflects Mikuru's death ray with his lightsaber and a blinding flash engulfs the room. Redirected upwards, the beam explodes through the ceiling and continues of into space, where it finally ends when making contact with Pluto.

The Jedi then turns off his lightsaber and calmly addresses the people around him as bits of debris rain down from the roof.

Obi-wan: Jedi business, go back to your drinks

Pluto explodes...

Obi-wan: Now I know where the Death Star gets all its energy from.

He looks at Mikuru and ponders for a while.

Obi-wan: I'm sorry miss. But I must do what is right.

He waves his hand in front of Mikuru's eyes.

Obi-wan (using Jedi mind tricks): You will dress youself in a bunny suit and promote the Jedi order

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Mon 18 Aug 2008 - 5:11

Frederick, stunned by the awe-gasm effects looks around his surrounding and notices someone's missing...

Frederick: ...Wait a minute...where's Giuseppe...? *checks* Triela's not here either... *sees Vader*

*think things not right*

Frederick: ZOMGWTFWTH!!!!! GIUSEPPE!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE MOLEST HER!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!! *breaks his cello case and unloads an MG42* KILL EM' ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Frederick soon went on a total rampage within the bar, gunning almost everything that moves.

Frederick: COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!! GAAAAH!!

Frederick literally wrecks the bar and the bottles before (eventually) finding Giuseppe behind one of the tables--his hand inside Triela's clothes--rubbing--trying to find the film.

Simply, Frederick took out a digital camera and snaps 10 consecutive shots before taking the memory card out and pulls out (from his pocket) another roll of film

Frederick: You think you've WON?? YOU'VE WON??? NAAAAWWH!! You'll pay for what you're trying to *hic* do to Triela! THIS is the REAL ROLL! What I put there is only the container

Frederick pauses momentarily, looking at Giuseppe in the awkward position. Triela's out from alcohol, and from what he sees Frederick literally feels the urge to kill the boy. Triela's face is enough to enrage her from what he can tell and from what Giuseppe is doing. But he's gonna' have his sweet, sweet revenge...

Frederick: ...think I'll publish it right now...*runs out of the bar* COME AND GET ME IF YOU CAN! *runs to the Agency*

Anonymous one: Madmen...they're all *dodges bullet* madmen...

Leonidas: MADMEN?? THIS IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I WANT MOAR LAZAAAAAAAAH!!!! *starts mimicking Mikuru* MI-MI-MI-MIKURU BEAMAAAAA!!!! (in a very manly way)

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by West Nile on Tue 19 Aug 2008 - 7:07

OOC: guys out of curiosity, when is it going to be tuesday? Laughing

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Tue 19 Aug 2008 - 10:09

(OOC: Tuesday here already.)

Mikuru's eyes sort of glaze over. "I will dress myself in a bunny suit and promote the Jedi order..."

Rolito face-palms. "Mr. Neeson, please refrain from stealing this bar's service personnel..."

Giuseppe swears as he works at Triela's clothes. "Why do women's clothing have to be so complicated..." (This despite the fact that Triela is wearing a suit. Perhaps women wearing suits make the suits womanly...) His eyes nearly pop out of their sockets. "She's wearing a front-clasp bra?"

"Kinky," Rolito comments.


As Frederick bolts out the door with the damning evidence, Rolito reveals a remote detonator. He casually thumbs a button.

Outside, the world shudders and roars. The whole bar trembles in fear.

"Don't worry, folks," Rolito announces. "Those command-detonated explosives are low-order sonic concussion types. Big flashbangs. No shrapnel. They just knock you unconscious. As nonlethal as an explosive can be."

Giuseppe grimaced. "Sensei... that's overkill..."

"Well, I was saving it for the inevitable zombie invasion... anyway, go get your stuff..."
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Tue 19 Aug 2008 - 11:12

(OOC: Tuesday here already.)

Euh, nope--not yet. Before Tuesday came, there will be a thread called 'Hangover One, Tuesday' which lasts about...a week or so? Maybe two? But anyway, then there's 'Night Two, Tuesday'.

I'll leave you guys to decide when to 'leave' the bar, have the hangover, and start with Tuesday. Your call is my command :p

Aaaanyway

Frederick lies unconscious in the street after seeing the blinding flash of light. Its good his currently alcohol induced brain prevents him from passing out entirely because he is--at this point--'blind'. He walks a few blocks away from the Agency instead towards it. Its good luck is rather on his side tonight...

Frederick: uuugh...my head. *checks* What's next? An Alien invasion in United States?

*somewhere in the US an Alien sneezes before blowing the White House with its Mothership*

????: Frederick...?

Frederick: Oh...Henrietta! Jose! JUST what I want to see today!

Jose: Well, since you're here, why don't you take her to the bar? I heard some of her friends are there. Of course, keep watch what she's drinking--I don't want her to drink alcohol at this age...you reek one by the way

Frederick: hehehe...never mind that! Here, take these *hands Jose a handful of film rolls* Make sure that's printed! Post it on the SWA info board tomorrow morning! *hic*

Jose: ...what's this?

Frederick: Intelligence, don't worry...*hic* *turns to Henrietta* Aaaaand I think you'd like to see this... *shows the ready-photo of Giuseppe 'molesting' Triela and the digital version from his digital camera*

The night suddenly turns very-very-very-very quiet. The crickets somehow stop cricking, and the cars stop honking. Jose silently leaves Henrietta be and left for the other bar (after seeing her crack the carrying handle of her violin case)

Frederick: ...Henrie...

Henrietta: GIUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cracks open gun*



(ground around Henrietta literally 'explodes' as trees suddenly dies and glass shatters (for dramatic effects)

Frederick: Uh-oh...BzK MODE!!

Kiss me goodbye and write me while I'm gone~

Henrietta drags Frederick by the collar and dashes straight to the bar. Her feet caused some rupture on the street and burns on the grass she tramples.

Giuseppe's hand was on the handle when the door was suddenly kicked open--and off from its hinges. It is 2200hrs...

Goodbye my sweetheart, hello...

Henrietta: GIUSEPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *fires P90 randomly. Random people starts jumping out the window for safety*

Triela woke in a daze and upon seeing Frederick lying on the floor beneath Henrietta (with eyes up, of course and Henrietta in a mini skirt)...

Frederick: ...pink...

Triela: *drunk* FREDERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!! *starts firing shotgun randomly*




*in the background, Hulkshire currently chases a black butterfly around*

Hulkshire: Buttah-fly...me like...

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Wed 20 Aug 2008 - 4:57

OOC:
Methinks thats next time we should restrict the amount of crazy/randomness....

IC:
Muffin: *peeks from beneath table* Mikuru? Deathstar?

Leonidas: MADMEN?? THIS IS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I WANT MOAR LAZAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*starts mimicking Mikuru* MI-MI-MI-MIKURU BEAMAAAAA!!!! (in a very
manly way)

Muffin: Naaww!! If u want Mikuru uber powaz you gotta sing this!

She yanks out an mp3 player from beneath her jacket, selects THE MIKURU SONG and plugs the earphones into Leonidas' ears.

Upon spotting Mikuru, Muffin grabs two random bottles and spreads her arms out as if she's trying to fly.

Muffin: THIS IS RED FIVE!!! IM GOIN IN!!!

Muffin "flies" towards Mikuru; weaving in between destoryed funiture and dodging p90 bullets. Finally within range, she throws the bottles at Mikuru's bewbs and then flies away.

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Obi-wan: *to Rolito* Stealing? I am merely "borrowing" her. Plus, did I not just prevent her from vaporising the entire bar?

The Jedi resumes drinking from his glass of Jawa juice. A wave of p90 and shotgun rounds head for Obi-wan, but with a simple hand gesture, they all halt in mid-air and clatter to the ground.

This place is more chaotic than the Mos Eisley Cantina he mused to himself.

Obi-wan: I propose a deal. You let more borrow the combat maid, no questions asked, and I will help you deal with the trouble makers.

He jerks his thumb toward Frederick, Triela, Henrietta and Sophia.

Obi-wan: How does that sound?

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Wed 20 Aug 2008 - 9:21

(OOC: Good idea. Might as well milk this for all it's worth, then.)

Muffin's bottles bounce off Mikuru's bosom so hard, they attain escape velocity and hit the International Space Station, which falls on Sydney, Australia, per Operation: Stardust, causing Anavel Gato to laugh maniacally at Earthnoid stupidity.


"Keikaku doori," Light Yagami observes.


Giuseppe shoves the broken door off himself only to glimpse a berserk Henrietta baying for his blood. As she spots him, he holds his hands up in panic.

"GIUSEPPE!!!"

"Wait! Henrietta! I can explain!"


"Good point," Rolito concedes to Obi-Wan, "Though she couldn't have hit the bar even if you didn't. Trust me. If it weren't for gravity, her bullets wouldn't even hit the ground."

He considers Obi-Wan's offer for a heartbeat. "Done. Brainwash away. Excuse me," he adds as his cell phone rings.

"(Rolito,)" Mr. Silver says, "(Aliens are attacking the United States. Deal with them.)"

"Roger." Rolito dials a number.


Hulkshire's cell phone rings.

"(Hello? Hulkshire? You know about the aliens attacking the United States? Did you hear what they said about Ratiel? They said they peeked at Ratiel while she was changing clothes. They also said you were a sissy boy.)"


Rolito smiles at Obi-Wan. "Do I get points for creativity?"

Behind him, Ruk the Shinigami cackles. "I love humans... they're so entertaining..."

Behind him, Sawyer, Hansel, Gretel and Kotonoha happily cart the carved-up zebra to the kitchen. "Veal, veal, we're going to have veal," they sing.
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Wed 20 Aug 2008 - 10:08

Leonidas listens...

listens...

and..

Leonidas: MI-MI-MIRAKURU! MIKURUN-RUN! MI-MI-MIRAKURU! MIKURUN-RUN!

*starts dancing, disregarding the currently flying projectile. His tight pants reeeealy 'promotes' the bar's popularity. His face expression is priceless *

Frederick on the other hand runs away from the enraged Triela and hides behind Giuseppe

Frederick: Hi Giuseppe, just taking cover that's all! I never thought Triela would get involved in this...

*checks the small kitchen window and witness Makoto Itou being stabbed to death by Sekai Saionji*

Frederick: And I really-REALLY don't want to end up like that guy over there...! *hic*

*checks again and sees Kotonoha drops the zebra meat and draws her blade before charging at Sekai. A battle ensues*

Frederick: And I really-REALLY don't want to see them start an even more bloody fight than them!

*sees Muffin*

Frederick: MUFFIN HELP US OUT HERE!!!

The two girls meanwhile closes upon the boys, eyes enraged. They leered at each other, glaring before arguing who's who fault and why before coming to an agreement. Their eyes once again redirects to Frederick and Giuseppe.

Triela: YOU SAW MY BRA! AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOR FREDERICK ONLY!!! *hic*

The bar went silent, Frederick blushes heavily

Frederick: ...girls sure are honest when you get them drunk...*cough-hic-cough*...tell me its black...

Henrietta: YOU SAW MY UNDERWEAR!! AND THAT'S FOR GIUSEPPE and Jose to a smaller extent ONLY!!!!!!!!!!

once again the bar went silent

Frederick: ...You don't even have to get her drunk to be honest! *whispers to Giuseppe's ear* I tell you, she wears pink...and rather tight too...

Outside, Hulkshire fuses with anger

Hulkshire: HULKSHIRE MAD! MADMADMADMAD!!! GRAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs towards America*

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by West Nile on Thu 21 Aug 2008 - 3:19

Random guy: how the hell is all this happening, and how come no one has gotten shot yet

Lance: three words, "strom trouper effect".

Lance says as he sits down with a bottle of port, pretty much just watching everything.

Storm trouper General (2 seats away): Hey! we can hit better than these guys!!

Lance: damn that is very random!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Thu 21 Aug 2008 - 7:02

"Hey!" Giuseppe snaps at Frederick using him as a human shield. "Don't hide behind me! Be a man and own up!"

To Triela: "I didn't mean to! I was just trying to find the film this jerk hid on you! And," he growls at Frederick, "Why are you asking me about that?" (He meant Triela's bra's color. Seppe was smart enough not to say that aloud.) "Shouldn't you know?"

Hearing Frederick's comment about Henrietta's underwear does the trick, though. "Pink?" Giuseppe stares at Etta like some dumb poleaxed ox. "I though you wore white?!"

Henrietta's face instantly became quite the imitation of a cute crimson cherry. Seppe joined her blush party in a second.

In the kitchen, Kotonoha and Sekai glare at each other.

"You killed Makoto!" Sekai snarls.

"So?" Kotonoha hisses.

"I wanted to kill him!"

"Oh." Then a sheepish "Gomen..."

"Mou," was the cute rejoinder.

The two girls glance at each other.

"Want to make out?" Sekai asks.

"Sure," Kotonoha assents.

"Let us join!" Hansel and Gretel chimes in.

"Sheo Darren Effect," Rolito mutters as he shuts the back door on the foursome.
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Thu 21 Aug 2008 - 7:17

OOC:
I thought Lance left already.

IC:
Rolito smiles at Obi-Wan. "Do I get points for creativity?"
Obi-wan sildes a bunch of credits on the bar.

Obi-wan: You can have 2000 now, and 15, 000 once Mikuru undresses

*produces a bunnysuit and a huge wooden sign from under his robes and tosses to Mikuru's direction*

Obi-wan: Put these on my apperentice. Your first task is to go and convice the these two to join the Jedi order.

*points at the Triela and Henrietta*

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Frederick: MUFFIN HELP US OUT HERE!!!
Muffin grabs Leonidas' bronze sheild runs over to Frederick and Giuseppe.

Muffin: Muffin to the rescue!!!

She then positions the sheild in between the in front of Frederick and Giuseppe, sheilding them from Triela and Henrietta.

Muffin: Now that I've saved your bumholes, I expect payment!!

She points at the Storm trouper General.

Muffin: See that E-11 blaster rifle?? I want it NOW!!! Or else the sheild goes!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Thu 21 Aug 2008 - 9:09

"Yes, Master," the hypnotized Mikuru agrees. She begins undressing-

The camera pans up, and stays there, to the anger of the male audience.


"SENSEI!!!" Giuseppe howls at hearing what would happen to Henrietta.

"Make that 5000 on the second installment," Rolito demurs. He does take Obi-Wan's initial payment of 2000 credits. "In return, don't target the little one." He points at Henrietta. "My student doesn't appreciate his love interest getting zombified." He gestures at the furious Giuseppe.


-now in the bunny outfit, Mikuru holds up the signboard and chants to Triela, "Peace Through Power... Peace Through Power..."

"Kane," Joseph Kucan adds, "Lives!!!"

Rolito blinked. "Now, that transition made absolutely no sense even accounting for the Sheo Darren Effect..."


To Muffin: "Why settle for an E-11 blaster rifle-" He reaches beneath the bar table "-when you can have-" He pulls out a stubby black shape "-a Bio Force Gun Nine Kay! Perfect for one-hit-killing Doom boss characters! With this, you can become-" His voice took on a ridiculous twang "- MEGA EFFIN' JAYSUS!" In a calmer tone: "Ages 5 and up. Batteries not included."

"Where'd you hide that?" the shocked Giuseppe demands.

"Giuseppe, I'm the Lord of War. I can pull any gun out of my sleeves for a customer."
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Thu 21 Aug 2008 - 9:29

Frederick rather glares at Giuseppe after his remark about 'be a man'

Frederick: What are you, Russel Peter or something? What's next? Confucius say: You go make love, bad boy!

Frederick notices the 'Sheo Darren Effect' taking place in the cafeteria. His eyes didn't blink

Frederick: Ooooh scheise! I hope we didn't end up like that EITHER!

before eventually turning to Mikuru and notices her attempt to 'convert' Triela

Frederick: OOoooh NO! You are DEFINITELY NOT touching her! *pulls out Mauser C/96*

A single rubber bullet flies out of the pistol's chamber and hits Mikuru's forehead. Still, even if he intervened or not, Triela can hold its own as she can give a near-exact torturous punishment to both Giuseppe and Frederick...

Triela: Shooting you would be a waste of *hic* effort...I'll let the 'Sheo Darren Effect' take me...

she closes her eyes and reopens them moments later

Frederick: ...her eyes...HER EYES!! Its THAT eyes Giuseppe, THAT EYES!!!! *shakes Giuseppe violently* *hic*

Triela turns to Henrietta, dropping her shotgun as both of her hands runs through the little girl's face. She blushes heavily,

Triela: Henrietta, let the power of the 'Sheo Darren Effect' takes you...

Henrietta nods and does the same thing, her small hand runs through Triela's cheeks

Frederick: I can't believe your girlfriend's taking mine!! I didn't meant it to happen THIS way when I say Confucius! THIS IS INSANE! THIS IS MADNESS!!!!

Somewhere in the back, Leonidas does the Stormtrooper dance screaming: 'MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!'

Frederick: Muffin DO something! Oh, no! NO! NONONONONONO!!!! Don't let the 'Sheo Darren Effect' take you!!!! *hic*

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by West Nile on Fri 22 Aug 2008 - 9:37

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Somewhere in the back, Leonidas does the Stormtrooper dance screaming: 'MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!'


OOC: given that you won't let him and since there isn't anything to do outside, i didn't have a choice.

Stormtroopers: YOU!! Man in Leather briefs!! no one has the right to dance that if he is not in uniform!!!

Stormtrooper general: Men! open fire!!

But as expected (given that they ARE stormtroopers) Leonidas continues to dance, seemingly evading the lazer rounds as he dances.

Stormtrooper: WTF! not again!!

Lance: these guys never learn do they...

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Sat 23 Aug 2008 - 10:14

Muffin is still holding up the sheild.
Frederick: Muffin DO something! Oh, no! NO! NONONONONONO!!!! Don't let the 'Sheo Darren Effect' take you!!!! *hic*
Muffin: I am doing something you dumbass!!!!

*spots the BFG*

O.o

*hurls the sheild in Fredericks face, runs over and snatches the BFG*

Muffin: Holy shit!!.... BIG FUCKING GUN!!!

*tries to shoot it but then realises there arent any batteries*

*jams the BFG into her pants*

Muffin: Arrgh!! I'll find some batteries later. RIght now, I gotta pee pee!!! Wheres the toliet!!!

*grabs an empty bottle from the floor and dashes into the toliet*

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Obi-wan: *at Mikuru* What?? What are you doing?!?! You are supposed to promote the Jedi Order!! Not Nod!!

He throws a trantrum and lets his rage take over. Throwing his arms outwards, he force crushes everything within a 5 metre radius.

Obi-wan: DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!

with that, he turns into... Darth Kenobi

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A section of wall explodes, and a squad of GDI Zone troopers storm in.

Zone Trooper 1: Look!! Its Kane!!!!!

The Zone Troopers blast at Joe Kucan with their railguns and miss. Though they manage to destory everything else.

Zone Trooper 2: What the hell are you doing!?!?! You can't kill the Messiah!!

Zone Trooper 1: *throws an Ion Cannon Beacon to the middle of the bar*

Zone Trooper 2: Oh for fuck's sake!! We're going to Ion Cannon him AGAIN??

The troopers jetpack out of the bar as quick as they came in. Outside the bar stands an enourmous GDI Mammoth Mk 2 walker, which Darth Kenobi mistakes for as an Imperial AT-AT.

Darth Kenobi: BANTHA POODO!!! I HATE IMPERIAL ENTANGLEMENTS!!!

He ignites his lightsaber and charges at the stormtroopers currently engaging Leonidas.

----

Meanwhile, a GDI Commando sneaks into the bar and spots Mikuru, mistaking her for a Nod Commando. He jetpacks next to her and slaps a timed C4 onto her butt.

GDI Commando: I've got a present for ya!!!!

He looks up just in time to see that his Zone Trooper buddies are already leaving.

GDI Commando: Hey wait for me damnit!!! HEY!!! *runs after them like a sissy*

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Sat 23 Aug 2008 - 11:07

Giuseppe's jaw nearly hits the floor at seeing Henrietta hold Triela's face in a not-very-platonic manner. "HENRIETTA!!!"

"Close your mouth, Seppe-kun," Rolito calmly interrupts as he saunters over. "The Sheo Darren Effect is not a sudden outburst of yurilicious goodness. Though admittedly his writings have lately been turning to that. And I guess it's better than the earlier accusations of him being a lolicon..."

He picks up the Ion Cannon Beacon for examination. "Model Five Lockheed Martin-TRW. Not bad..." The arms dealer/bartender tosses it out the door quite calmly. The still-ticking item lands at the front feet of the Mammoth Mk II.

The C4 on the KO'd Mikuru's butt gives him pause. "What the Sheo Darren Effect means," he says as he looks around for a figurative ten-foot-rod to protect himself from sexual harassment lawsuits and the furor of Mikuru fan boys, "Is that, simply put, shit happens in his fics and posts because they can- or because they cannot, in a brilliant case of reverse logic."

Rolito finally grabs Triela's left hand. "Congrats. I just volunteered you for bomb defusal." The C4 pack flies out the door to latch on the GDI Commando's back. "That was left handed," Rolito morbidly mutters.

Henrietta seems to snap out of her stupor after Rolito's matter-of-fact explanation. "What... what happened?" she asks the rather pale Giuseppe.

"... let's not talk about it..."

Rolito bears the unconscious Mikuru in his arms. He makes for the back door, then pauses upon hearing the sexy noises permeating the wood. Instead, he sits the girl in a chair before returning to his spot at the bar. "Any more orders?" he asks the remaining customers.

"Liquid Tiberium," Joe Kucan says.

"All righty..."
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Sat 23 Aug 2008 - 11:47

Frederick rests his head on Giuseppe's shoulder after dodging Muffin's shield, seeing Muffin stuffed the BFG (in a place that rather suggest something NOT worth mentioning) in her pants, and the near-complete action between Triela and Henrietta--with them being an inch close.

Frederick: Seppe...seppe...*hicsob*...this bad seppe! I-I'm getting aroused because of this...

he pause.

Frederick: ...there's no Panzer IV Conspiracy right? I mean, I'm not gonna' assault you due to randomness around here, right....? O-or there won't be a Panzer IV crashing through the bar like what happened at the church last time right? O-or a raid of V1 Bombs or Nebelwerfers right...?

Meanwhile Triela snaps out of the Sheo Darren effect and recognizes she had just lost.

Triela: Damn! I could've gave Frederick and Giuseppe some lesson...

And Henrietta...

Henrietta: ...what happen...? Where was I earlier...? *remembers the photos* Oh yeah!

silence...

Henrietta: GIUSEPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *draws P90 again*

Triela taps Henrietta's shoulder. Her eyes ran outside

Triela: C'mon, lets give them something they would remember...

Both girls move in and starts flirting towards Frederick and Giuseppe--Triela drags Frederick away, while Henrietta drags Giuseppe to the kitchen.

Frederick: NO! NO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!! SEPPE! DON'T GET YOURSELF CONQUERED!! I HAVE A VERY-VERY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS!!!!

Triela kisses Frederick


Through the small round hole in the kitchen, Frederick could see Henrietta pushing Giuseppe to a chair as she slowly starts taking off her garments piece by piece starting from her bow, to her tie, to her shoes, socks, jacket, etc.


Out across the bar, Jean releases a big whiff through his nose as Rico watches the bar with her rifle

Rico: ...t-target spotted...?

Jean: Remember, this is surveillance and espionage training. Make sue we take as many pictures as possible! C'mon girls! Stripstripstripstrip...! Yes Henrietta, that's it! Oooh nice Triela!

Rico sighs. More people from within the bar starts spilling out like water. Leonidas stands proud with his leather underwear dancing the stormtrooper dance on the Bar's rooftop as ET passes by with his bicycle singing Queen's tracks.

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Sat 23 Aug 2008 - 23:48

The Mammoth Mk 2 tracks ET with its missiles launchers and unleashes a volley of missiles.

Meanwhile on the ground...

GDI Commando: Hey!! Wait for me!!

The Zone Troopers turn to face the Commando and see a C4 attached to back. They wave their hands frantically but the Commando proceeds towards them.

ZoneTrooper 1: NONONONO!!! Don't come any closer!!

GDI Commando: Comeon guys!! Gimmie a hug!!

ZoneTrooper 2: SCATTER!!!!!

The Troopers panic and run in different directions but fail. They forget that they are a squad, and must move as one.

ZoneTrooper 3: This way!!!!!!!!

ZoneTrooper 4: NO!!! THIS WAY!!!!

GDI Commando: HUGG!!!!!!!!

The Commando leaps onto the armoured guys just as the C4 counts down to 0. But instead of exploding, the C4 gives off a little hiss.

A bazooka weilding Worm parachutes down from the sky and points at the C4.

Worm: Its a dud.

The Ion Cannon beacon beeps, attracting the Commando's attention. He picks it up and offers it to Zone Trooper 1.

GDI Commando: Hey, you dropped at the bar didn't you?

The Zone Troopers dash back into the bar and the Commando gives chase.

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Muffin: *from inside the toliet with a pissing noise in the background* Aaaaahhhh!! This is so relieving!! Wait, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!?

The door to the toliet crash open and Muffin jumps out with a full bottle in hand.

Muffin: Which mofo left a vibrator in the toliet?!? Ah well, at least I got batteries now!

She looks around for something to shoot at, but instead spots Giuseppe and Frederick being assualted.

Muffin: SLUT-HO-WHORES!!!!

She tosses her newly acquired AA batteries into the air and whips out the BFG 9k from her pants. Snatching a battery from midair, she jams it into the BFG and fires at Giuseppe & etta. Once the spent battery is ejected, she similarly reloads with the other battery and fires of another round at Frederick & Triela.

The greenish blobs of superheated plasma lance out towards their targets and explode in a mighty green explosion. Greenish death rays shoot out from the blasts, destorying stuff. One of them manages to hit a vat of Liquid Tiberium... and we all know that energy beams + liquid Tiberium = BAD!!!!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Mon 25 Aug 2008 - 0:47

Without even looking, Rolito thumbs another button on his detonator. Everything Muffin shot at is suddenly protected by Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge Force Fields.

Of course, the power drain is awesome...

"(Insufficient power...)" EVA reports.

"Captain!" Montgomery Scott reports. "The shields cannae take much more of tis!"

"Divert all secondary and unnecessary power to shields," Rolito orders.


At an airfield, the lights lining the runway die, just as an Airbus full of passengers is about to touch down.

"AIIIEEEEEE!!!"


At a hospital, doctors are about to perform a life-or-death operation on a patient when the lights go out.

"AIIIEEEEEE!!!"


At a Stevie Wonder piano concert, the lights go out. Stevie doesn't notice.


About the only place in Rome that still has power is the bar.

"All the power in Italy is mine," Rolito sniggers.

In the kitchen, Giuseppe frantically tries to wriggle out of his binds. "Wait, Henrietta!" he pleads. "We should save this for our wedding night!"

Rolito actually flinched. "You have no idea what that entails in a Sheo Darren fic..."

"Sensei!!!"

The man in black produces a bamboo tube that he puts to his mouth as he puffs very hard. A dart embeds itself in Henrietta's neck. The half-naked girl stiffens, then falls onto Giuseppe, her face buried in the front of the boy's pants.

"SENSEI!!!"

Rolito grimaces. "Oh, dear... I'll get back to you, Seppe..." He looks over to Frederick as he reloads the blowgun. "Need help?"
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Mon 25 Aug 2008 - 1:27

Frederick sees Rolito's grace attempt for help. Triela turns her attention to Rolito before returning to Frederick--to his pants, more accurately

Frederick: PLEASE!! ROLITO! I mean, maybe save that a little later but...hey this is getting *slaps own face* ROLITO HELP! STOP HER SOMEHOW!!

A minute later a Panzer IV crashes to the bar

Panzer: Today, I declare, this bar iz MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Frederick: HURRY QUICK!! QUIIICK!!! *pauses as he notices his pants were slowly sliding off* ...maybe a little later after...no, wait, NOW ROLITO! HELP PLEASE!


Meanwhile outside

Jean: DAMN! Lost one...operative down, operative down. Now its up to the German and the Tunisian. Tch, so much for loli pr0n...

Rico: . . . . . . . -_-;

Jean: I'll ready the camera--make sure you snipe that bar-guy out of comission and try to wake Henrietta somehow! I don't know, just think of a way!

Rico: . . . yes sir...

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Mon 25 Aug 2008 - 4:31

Using the chaos to their advantage, the Zone Troopers manage to lose the retarded GDI Commando in the bar.

GDI Commando: *still holding the Ion Cannon Beacon* I'm just trying to give it back to you!!!!

He finally gives up after running around in circles for minutes. Exhasted, he parks his bum on a stool and throws the beacon backwards into the Panzer's barrel.
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Muffin throws a tantrum, pissed off that her weapon had caused ZERO damage.

Muffin: This is so GHEY!!! Faggotry fag fag!!! What kinda gehy cheap ass shit is this!?!?

On the other side of the bar, Darth Kenobi also rages. He manages to force-pull a UFO and send it plummenting down to Earth. The UFO crashes outside the bar and explodes. A lone egg-like object then bonuces out from the inferno and into the bar before finally thudding into Muffin's face.

The confused Muffin picks up the silmy oval object. An alien egg.

Muffin: *gasps* I'm a mommy now!

She embraces the egg and strokes it.

Muffin: Awww, dun worry. I'll look after you... Hmm, I shall name you Whatface!

She strokes the silmy thing some more and kisses it.

Muffin: Now how to hatch this thing?

After a pondering for a while, she decides that sitting on the egg is the best way.

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Awinnell on Mon 25 Aug 2008 - 6:27

The S.G.C detects the Ion cannon beacon and mistakes it for a Gou'ald signal and beams down both SG1 and the visting Atlantis squad from the Apollo in orbit,seeing the free for all they take the only sensible option

Mass P90 and zat fire along with Teal'cs staff weapon and Ronons energy gun ensues !

Vala slides up to the bar and after picking the GDI troopers pocket orders a drink

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Tue 26 Aug 2008 - 2:45

Rolito aims almost languidly before puffing on the blowgun-

"Today, I declare, this bar iz MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!"

-at Panzer.

Rolito blinks. "Ah... my assassin training kicked in... I automatically tracked the bigger fish..."

"Sensei," Giuseppe moans, Henrietta snoring in between his legs.


Within sight of the happily preening Muffin is a Harvest Moon-style Incubator, with a giant placard labeling it as such.

One assumes that Rolito uses the device for mixing up particularly exotic drinks. One assumes.


If Rico, scanning for a clear shot at Rolito, happens to glance at an open window in the back portion of the bar, she'd spot Hansel, Gretel, Sekai and Kotonoha making out like mad. There's Jean's lolipron tossed in with hot lesbian joushikusei...


"Obi-Wan!"

The raging Darth Kenobi suddenly finds himself confronted by his worst nightmare: Liam Neeson!

"It's time to correct that bartender who's who," Ra's al Ghul declares to Ewan McGregor.


Back at the bar...

"Sensei, can you help me now?"

"Sure thing, Seppe-kun, sure-"

Rolito's eyes widen as the SGC crew crash through the entrance. "Oh, my God... it's McGuyver!" He rushes over to Jack O'Neill with pen and paper. "Mr. Anderson! I'm a really big fan of yours! Can I please have your autograph?"

Also: "Free drinks for the Star Gate guys! Help yourself to any drink you like," he tells Vala.


Giuseppe settles into a long sigh. Now he understood that there was no God-

"I am the future..."

-only Kane.

Etta snuggles up to him some more. "Seppe, I can't eat any more..."


Ito Makoto wails as Enma Ai rows him to Jigoku.
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Tue 26 Aug 2008 - 3:06

Panzer falls to sleep. The tank crew retreats.

Frederick: So much for the Panzer IV consp-AH!

This time Triela has gone a little bit further. Frederick runs to the 'do-whatever-you-wish' state, forgetting about Rolito's mercy shot at Triela.

Frederick: ...do-do whatever you wish Triela...*hic*...anything...anything...

Triela: haha...but just wait a moment. Be patient, and don't go anywhere.

Frederick: ...ok...

Of course he can't go anywhere for he is being tied to a chair.

Triela runs to the kitchen with her somewhat-messy state, ignoring the group that just barged in. She notices Henrietta and the dart as well as Giuseppe's plea for help to Rolito. Grinning victoriously how things turns out, Triela wakes Henrietta despite Giuseppe's hard-on objection.

Triela: Etta', he's having the 'hard-on'. Go at it while your head is near

Henrietta nods. She shyly opens his pants and draws the 'sword'. Triela laughs as she leaves the kitchen and returns to Frederick.

Triela: Oh, one more thing: try not to remember or mention anything about the photo *turns to Giuseppe and start acting like Russel Peter* Or somebody gonna' get a hurt real bad~!

Henrietta squeezes...a little too hard.

Triela: Now, Frederick, back to you~!

Frederick smiles gladly--almost as if he was drugged.


Out in the distance...

Rico: . . . . ZOMGWTHWTF!!!!!!!!! *zooms further to Giuseppe* I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...*blushes hard* Henrietta's a woman now!! I-I can't believe she OUTDONE ME!!

Jean: Oooh yeah! YES! THAT'S HOW YES!! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!! *takes a dozen of snapshots* JOSHIKUSEI AND LOLIPR0N!! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!

*his voice echoes across the building*

In the bar...

Panzer crew: Somebody should quickly take the drunk kids home or this thread will be banned sooner or later *rushes off with Panzer*

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Tue 26 Aug 2008 - 4:32

OOC: The Ion Cannon Beacon is still in the Panzer...

IC:
The UFO wreck explodes yet again and another object is sent flying into the bar. The object clatters onto the floor conveniently at Muffin's feet. It is a Predator Power Glove. A strength enhancing gauntlet which releases kinetic energy with explosive force on impact.

Muffin grins at her discovery and puts the glove on her hand, just as she spots Triela. Muffin rages and charges at her.

"SINCE WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A FUKIN ORGY!?!??!!?!?"

The Power Glove reaches full power just as Muffin swings it at Triela's face. A massive shockwave expands from the point of impact and Triela is blasted out of the bar all the way to the Colosseum, where she finally thumps to the ground unconcious.

Satisfied with the result, Muffin cross her arms and turns to Frederick.

"You better be thankful I just saved you're bumhole. Cause if that demented stick of yours ever saw light, I would've personally CHOPPED IT OFF!"

Muffin gets her Alien egg and plunks it next to Frederick. She then sits on top for the egg, "incubating" it.

"Oh yeah, I just remembered"

Muffin yanks out a full bottle from under her jacket and offers it to Frederick.

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Tue 26 Aug 2008 - 9:16

Frederick's mouth went agape. He turns his attention to Muffin, takes the bottle *and chugs it down*, and looks up to her. Leonidas gives the face SPARTAAA again.

Frederick: I don't mind you saving me--but knocking Triela AWAY to Colosseum??? *held her gunpoint*

Frederick: THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!! *hic* THAT. IS. TRIELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*kicks Muffin from the egg and topples her*

Leonidas taps Frederick's shoulder.

Leonidas: Son, you make a great spartan. Your yell is awesome

Frederick: THANK YOU!!!!!!

Frederick then rushes out the bar and runs towards the Colosseum to fetch Triela back to the bar, failing to notice his zipper's open. People far and wide starts screaming when he passes by in full speed.

Meanwhile at the building.

Jean: Damn! Muffin did it again! *takes pictures of Henrietta and Giuseppe* Humm...things are progressing well on that side...oh! There it is! The golden **** every man has...yes, a girl's best friend!

Rico: . . . . . . I'm outta here....

Jean grabs Rico's collar

Jean: nonnononono! Lorenzo would love to see these...*takes more pictures* humm...Matthew's gonna' get a cut this week! Yes, he will....oh! Sophia seems a little quite, lets charger her a little shall we? Rico fire your heaviest BB pellet to her ass! That round butt of hers!

Rico: ...*in a Canadian accent* ...Jesus Christ...

*PANG*


Outside...

Panzer watches the scenes unfold

Panzer: Kids these days...you gave them alcohol, then they start wrecking the bar or having a wild party...looks like time do change...hahaha

Panzer crew1: Sir, there's something beeping here

Panzer: Is taht the Ion Cannon beacon? *picks it up* woops! 1 minute to impact.

Panzer tosses the beacon randomly.

The Ion Cannon fired, and he's pretty sure that he saw the Pisa Tower being 'straight' up and not like what they said

Panzer: And they say the Pisa tower's leaning...*sigh* ...what's that black crater over there...?

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Post by Whatface on Tue 26 Aug 2008 - 10:02

Frederick's mouth went agape. He turns his attention to Muffin, takes the bottle *and chugs it down*, and looks up to her.
Muffin watches Frederick chug down the contents of the bottle with amusement and snickers.
*kicks Muffin from the egg and topples her*
Muffin thuds onto the ground and bursts into laughing fit.

She spastically flails about on the floor from the uncontrollabe laughter and continues to ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL and ROFL...
Muffn struggles to contain her laughter, but only manages to smash dozens of holes into the ground with the Predator Power Glove as she swings her arms about.

A minute pasts beforce she finally regains some of her composure.

"How you like dat drink Fredface?? It's my own 'special' brew!!"

She looks up to see that Frederick had already dissappeared.

"Heh, he didn't even know... ah well, the aftertaste will hit him sooner or later", Muffin snorts as she climbs back onto her egg.


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RIght now, I gotta pee pee!!! Wheres the toliet!!!

*grabs an empty bottle from the floor and dashes into the toliet*
Muffin: *from inside the toliet with a pissing
noise in the background* Aaaaahhhh!! This is so relieving!!

The door to the toliet crashes open and Muffin jumps out with a full bottle in hand.

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Tue 26 Aug 2008 - 22:29

(OOC: Waiting for Awinnell for Rolito's next move. Seppe, however, is fair game.)

Giuseppe fairly panics as Henrietta finally unzips his pants to take hold of him. "Augh! Etta!"

The back door flies open. In rushes a girl who looks exactly like Gretel, save that she is dressed in a mufti instead of loligoth. "Seppe!" she exclaims.

"J-Jessica!" the boy exclaims. Then: "HALP!!!"

Yes, he mispronounced the word in panic.


In the middle of dispensing free drinks amongst the SGC crew, Rolito blinks at Jess' appearance. He briefly glances at the ongoing four-person human pattycake in the kitchen to make sure.

"Okay," he finally comments. "Sheo Darren Effect notwithstanding, two Gretels at the same time is unnerving..."


Henrietta stares at the newcomer. She feels her cute little chest tighten. "Who are you?" she demands.

Jess merely beams. "I'm the girl who got to Giuseppe first."

Giuseppe's spirits sank so badly, they went right through the floor, only to come out of the ceiling and slip back into him.


In Heaven, Elena complains about her big brother being such a playboy.


The foursome in the kitchen pause upon hearing Jean's outcry. As one, they turn to stare at the voyeur so far away.

"Someone's peeking," Hansel smiles.

"Someone wants to join," Gretel suggests.

"Someone's a very bad boy," Kotonoha giggles.

"Someone is going to get his wish," Sekai whispers.

The four vanish, only to reappear around-

-Rico, pouncing to glomp and kiss and fondle and blow into her ear.
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Wed 27 Aug 2008 - 6:39

Frederick returns drenched with sweat carrying Triela in his arms. Triela dangles to him (as drunk as she is and as drunk as he is) as he puts her down.

Frederick: I am DAH WINNAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Triela: Kyahahahahahaha~!

They return to what they previously planned to do--of course Frederick still hasn't realized what he took earlier.

Frederick: ...Muffin what did you gave me earlier? That stuff is great...!

On the rooftop

Rico: J-Jean! H-help! Help!!!

Jean notices the sudden crowd of girls suddenly molest his cyborg. He took a hell lot of picture before he jumps from his position and deploys his parachute (just like soldiers in Battlefield 2 does)

Jean: Rico! Save yourself!! I'm going to PARADISE!!! LIVE CHILD PR0N, HERE I COME!!!! (prepares camera to do some stunt-thing to photograph the bar real close with the current action going on inside)

Rico struggles and notices a pack of white powder not far from her. There's a small note with a 'Bicie' written in it. She sniffs it once and immediately figured it out

Rico: THIS IS COCAINE!! Jean is TAP SUM BONG by night! BEATRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beatrice sneezes loud in the Agency as Russel Peters joke about 'China man'.

Still on the rooftop...

Ito: WAIT! Stop it you guys!!

Ito Makoto returns from the grave...to the surprise of the rest of the girls as he is drenched wet.

Ito Makoto: It took me a LOT of effort to get back here! I mean, I have to swim for more than a mile!!

Enma Ai returns and drags Makoto by the collar as he struggles to break free with the intention of joining the 'fun'...

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Thu 28 Aug 2008 - 23:51

OOC:
Sheo, wanna take control of Darth Kenobi?

IC:
Frederick: ...Muffin what did you gave me earlier? That stuff is great...!
Muffin frowns, not amused by Frederick's ignorance.

Muffin: Five bucks if you want another drink. This time, I might even top it off with some 'chocolate'.

She then playfully resumes spinning around on the top of her egg, which starts to quiver. A X shaped crack then forms the top of the egg. Muffin jumps off the egg and holds it in front her face excitedly.

Muffin: Its hatching!!!! It's hatching!!!!!!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Fri 29 Aug 2008 - 0:07

(OOC: Whatface - Hmmm... can't see anything I can do with him- and this despite the last hijink with Liam Neeson- gee, can we drop him? lol)


"RICO!!!"

The parachuting Jean is suddenly riddled by bullets. An especially accurate burst destroys his camera and the film contained inside.

Meir heroically swings into the thick of things a la Tarzan. He boots away the foursome and lets Makoto have a full magazine of his Colt at point blank range.

"Arigatou," Ai thanks him.

After snatching Rico up with his free hand, Meir kicks at a nearby blaster cannon aimed at the floor of the building rooftop and swings away with his prize as the large-caliber weapon discharges.

The building explodes spectacularly.


Rolito, hearing the battle cry, looks away from the SGC crew and out the door. He squints to make out the details. "And where is he swinging from?" he finally asks.

"Sensei..." Giuseppe moans as Henrietta and Jessica furiously wrestle each other for a shot at him.

"Au au?"

The dispirited boy regards the purple-haired girl decked up like a Japanese miko shrine maiden with extreme exhaustion. Then he stares harder.

Are those dog ears on her head?

"I think I'm going nuts," Seppe mutters.

"Au au?" the girl yips.

She reminds him a lot of a cute puppy. The ears help. And her googly eyes.

"You wouldn't mind helping me, would you?" Giuseppe asks rather tiredly. Then, because he knew the Japanese word, considering this dog-girl was probably Japanese or at least an anime otaku, and since he saw no other option open to him: "Tasukette?"

The dog-girl beams. She scurries over to him and starts untying him from the chair.

"Thank God," Giuseppe whispers.
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Fri 29 Aug 2008 - 13:35

The moment Giuseppe's released, Henrietta managed to leap onto him--her butt on his face.

Henrietta: Not over yet, Giuseppe...

She calls in the shrine maiden over, telling her to bathe in the 'Effects' that currently surrounds the bar. In a moments notice, the two starts 'going at it' so to say. Giuseppe lies helplessly between Henrietta's legs. Slowly she lets out that...that...ooze

In the same bar...

Triela and Frederick were about to get on it when...

*BONK!*

Panzer: Alright you two, games over. *turns to Muffin* You too; you don't want that thing to hatch and call you mommy later

...and he drag both Triela and Frederick out of the bar. He did notice Henrietta having 'it' in the kitchen, but decided to ignore it; he did set up a cam though.

Panzer: That should take care of it *tosses roll of film* something I believe I could use for some fic idea or what's it

Jean: ...loli porn...loli porn...me...want...*drags self to the bar* ...loli pooooooorn.....

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Awinnell on Fri 29 Aug 2008 - 14:15

(sorry if i'm jumping in here unannounced,also sorry if i'm messing with someone elses character)



the Alien egg Muffin had been sitting on slowly spread its gelatinous opening wide,a faint movement could be seen inside,
Muffin moved closer, shouting "Drinks are on me you bunch of pansieees! I'm gonna be a mommy !"

Suddenly Lieutenant Ellen Ripley burst into the room !

"Get away from her you bitch !" she screamed,

Her pulse rifle blazed,

10mm explosive tipped caseless rounds pierced the egg, spraying goo all over the bar,unfortunately the facehugger had jumped clear and scuttled off behind the bar,

the outraged drunken muffin stood up and shouted "WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH ?"

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Post by Guest on Fri 29 Aug 2008 - 14:31

OOC:

(sorry if i'm jumping in here unannounced,also sorry if i'm messing with someone elses character)

Hey, I did mention this is a free RP right? So its ok if you want to jump in the middle of the RP Very Happy

Welcome aboard to the chaos wagon! :p

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Fri 29 Aug 2008 - 22:12

OOC:
Exsqueeze me!! I thought the unspoken rule was that you could do whatever the heck you want except control other peoples characters? (OCs especially).
Canon characters are ok I think... but not OCs.

So you could have Ripley blast the hell out of whoever you want and even blast them into the ceiling and render them unconscious, but not control the reactions of other OCs etc.

Isn't that the point of a RP? To have you're characters interact with other people? Otherwise it would just be like a collaborated story.

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Muffin sees the egg explode.

Muffin: Nuuuuuuu!!!! Whatface!!!!!!!!!

She scoops up the pile of slime and sobs.

Muffin: I was gunna be a mommy!!!!

She sobs and sobs.... and spots the unconscious Mikuru
Running over, she drops to her knees in from of Mikuru and begs.

Muffin: *sniff* Please take me back in time!!!!!

Something flashes. Glancing to her right, Muffin could see that a wormhole had appeared. Whether it was Mikuru's or not, she didn't know. But she jumps in anyway.
Muffin tumbles to the floor upon exiting the wormhole and right in front of her, was her alien egg! Fully intact!

Muffin: Whatface!!!!

She embraces the egg before dashing over to Mikuru and kissing her in the cheek.

Muffin: *hugs Mikuru* I friggin luff you

She skips around happily. Scooping up her egg, she starts showing it off to people.

Muffin: I'm gunna be a mommy!!

OOC:
Now you can blow up the egg. But don't mess with Muffin please.

IC:
Meanwhile, Darth Kenobi hatches a plan.

Darth Kenobi: Aha!! I shall start recruiting people for my Darkside army!!!

He strolls over to Leonidas.

Darth Kenobi: You!!! Wanna join the Darkside!!??

Using the force, he flings away the Spartan's sword and shield.

Darth Kenobi: *offers him a lightsaber and a Gungan energy shield* Join the Darkside and you get these for free!!! And we got Deathstar! and we got Deathstar! and we got Deathstar! and we got Deathstar!! DEATHSTAR!!!

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Fri 29 Aug 2008 - 23:58

(OOC: Let's leave everyone else's OCs alone, Panzer. Also, the shrine maiden is Hanyuu from Higurashi. You didn't recognize her?)

Forgotten by her opponent, Jessica gleefully plucks the jumping Henrietta out of the air before the latter could land on Giuseppe. Both hands around the smaller girl's waist, she yelled, "Banzai!" and then German suplexed Henrietta into the bar floor.

With a front-row seat to the double flash, Giuseppe's jaw hits the ground so hard that it bounced right back up and closed his mouth, his eyes threatening to rocket out of their sockets. The scaredy-cat Hanyuu hides behind him.

Atsuko Aoko flashes a card sporting a 10. Kurt Angle scores it a 0- and drops dead after Aoko plunges a dagger into a vital part. Chris Benoit-


Rolito coughs.


-who were we talking about again?

"Excuse me, guys..."

Rolito, sensing something seriously amiss, mutters, "For the last time, the Sheo Darren Effect is randomness, not yuri..."

Then: "Oh, for crying out loud... I guess I'll have to throw down now."

A black Colt M1911 appears in his hand. Engraved upon one flank of the massive slab-sided pistol is the title "Baril". The other side sports "Si Hesus ay Sumalangit Na."

"In the name of Santa Maria- and with the permission of Seņorita Rosa-, let the hammer fall on all injustice."

With that said, he 'does unto others what you do not want done to you first' the Facehugger with a single, almost casually-aimed .45 round fired one-handed. The spent casing hits the floor with more authority than Jessica's suplex.

"Ashes to ashes."

Next he tracks on the camera Panzer set up. The appliance shatters resoundingly.

"Dust to dust."

Baril pirouettes upon his fingers before disappearing behind him.

"Amen," Rolito whispers.

Following the customary graveyard silence that follows, he brightens up and asks, "So, who wants what?"
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Guest on Sat 30 Aug 2008 - 8:39

OOC: Let's leave everyone else's OCs alone, Panzer. Also, the shrine maiden is Hanyuu from Higurashi. You didn't recognize her?

Yeah, that's what I meant. I mean its ok to jump in the middle of the RP anywhere anytime, but not control other OCs. And I'm not too fond of Anime that portrays girls with nekomimis or someting in those lines...

Did I post something wrong? 0_o

Anyway...

By Monday, prepare for Hang Over 1--Night One will be out of the picture.

Objections?


*back in*

Jean watch as Panzer drags both Triela and Frederick out of the bar. He ignores them noticing *where* they were heading.

Jean: No...my camera...my camera...*takes out extra camera* ...must...take pictures...yuri...is...randomness...the chemical effect in a girl's brain...yes! That must be it! The less I induce Rico in conditioning the more Yuri she become!

*snaps more picture*


Henrietta, in the meantime, is knocked out cold. She let that out moments later, wetting the floor.

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Sat 30 Aug 2008 - 10:21

OOC:
By Monday, prepare for Hang Over 1--Night One will be out of the picture.
Looks like Whatface (the facehugger) won't be raping anyone and Muffin won't be getting a Predator suit. No objections though.

IC:
The egg in Muffin's hand shakes one again and the four lobes suddenly peel back, revealing the egg's interior.

Muffin gasps and peers inside....

"RRAAAAWRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"

Whatface the facehugger explodes from the egg and shoots towards Muffin's face with frightening speed. But it is no match for Muffin's enhanced reflexes and she simply swipes it in midair. Whatface, flails its about violently in her hand but Muffin manages to keep a grip of it.

Muffin: Whatface!! Say hi to mommy!!!

She then hugs the spider-like creature and strokes it, disregarding creature's violent and unpredictable movements.

GDI Commando: What an ugly mother fucker!

Muffin reacts angrily to the insult and gives the GDI Commando a power punch, blasting him out of the bar.

Muffin: Aww, dun worry Whatface! I like you!

She then plunks the facehugger on top her head like a hat and starts skips over to Mikuru. Whatface suprisingly, had clamed down. He doesn't resist and remains resting on top of her head.

Muffin: Hi Mikface! Look at my kid!!

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Post by Awinnell on Sat 30 Aug 2008 - 10:39

OK sorry about the power mad takeover! i'll try and avoid that !

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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Sheo Darren on Sun 31 Aug 2008 - 2:43

Yeah, that's what I meant. I mean its ok to
jump in the middle of the RP anywhere anytime, but not control other
OCs. And I'm not too fond of Anime that portrays girls with nekomimis
or someting in those lines...

Did I post something wrong? 0_o

... not really, no. In fact: my mistake. Disregard that comment directed specifically at you. My apologies.

You don't know Hanyuu? Oh, well. No one's loss.


By Monday, prepare for Hang Over 1--Night One will be out of the picture.

Objections?

None on my side.


OK sorry about the power mad takeover! i'll try and avoid that !

Remember that, then. 'Coz knowing is half the battle.

The other half?

Violence. ^_^

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"Behave, children," Rolito mutters as he hides his gun again.


Freed by the puppy-girl miko at last, Giuseppe hastily zips himself up.

"Giuseppe!" Jessica flits over to glomp him. "How'd I do?"

The boy's eyes are on poor KO'd Henrietta. "Henrietta..."

"-and since I won, that means I get you for tonight," Jessica snickers sexily.

A hand settles on her shoulder. Jessica's eyes glaze. She slumps onto Giuseppe.

"Well, now," Rolito comments, "The Vulcan nerve pinch does work as advertised..."

"Sensei!"

"Sorry for the late save, Seppe-kun. Go and fix yourself up."

"Yes, sensei..."

Dumping the now-unconscious Jessica on one shoulder, Giuseppe grunts as he picks up Henrietta as well using his free arm. The puppy-girl happily assists him.

"Arigatou... etto," he mumbles, "What's your name?"

"Hanyuu," was the yip.

"Nice to meet you, Hanyuu-tan," Rolito cheerily greets. "Want to work for me?"

"Sensei..."

"Au!"
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Re: Night One, Monday

Post by Whatface on Sun 31 Aug 2008 - 4:20

OOC:
No1 wants to interact with Muffin? She's outta here then.

IC:
Without warning, several flash bangs and smoke grenades fly through the entrance of the bar and go off.

Blinded and freaked out by the series of explosions, Whatface the facehugger leaps from Muffin's head and scrampers away into the darkness...

Smoke starts to fill the bar and a rifle wielding figure bursts in, swiftly navigating through the dense smoke. That figure is Matthew West, Muffin's handler. Quickly locating Muffin, he grabs her by the ponytail and drags her out of her bar.

"Party's over kid. Time to get the hell outta here".

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Post by Sheo Darren on Sun 31 Aug 2008 - 23:38

No1 wants to interact with Muffin? She's outta here then.

lol sorry, mine people were busy.

Now, to set up the next day as Panzer planned.

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"Yes, Goshujin-sama... coming, Goshujin-sama..."

"... right... Good job, Seppe..."

"Uh... thanks, Sensei..."

"Jose," Henrietta murmurs, "I can't eat anymore..."

"Brother," Jessica mumbles. "We shouldn't... we're siblings..."

"..."

"Au au au!"
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